Why did the
tomato turn
red?
Because it saw
the salad
dressing!
What has
hands but
can't clap?
A clock
Why was the
math book
sad?
Because it had
too many
problems.
What has a
face and two
hands but no
arms or legs?
A clock.
What goes up
but never
comes down?
Your age
Why did the
student eat
his
homework?
Because the
teacher told
him it was a
piece of cake!
What has keys
but can't open
locks?
A piano
What has a
neck but no
head?
A bottle
What has one
eye but can't
see?
A needle
What gets
wetter the
more it dries?
A towel
What do you
call a bear
with no teeth?
A gummy
bear
What can you
catch but not
throw?
A cold
What goes up
and down but
doesn’t
move?
A staircase
What is full of
holes but still
holds water?
A sponge
What kind of
room has no
doors or
windows?
A mushroom