ANIMAL RIDDLES
TRY YOUR BEST TO SOLVE
THESE RIDDLES!!!!!
How do you stop a dog from
barking in the back seat of a
car?
Have him sit in front with you!
What animals need to be
oiled?
Mice do. They squeak!!!!
What kind of birds is
like a car?
A goose is like a car. They both
go honk!!!
When is it bad luck to
have a black cat follow
you?
When you are a mouse!!!!!
What is a good way to
keep a dog off the street?
Put him in a barking lot
Why are fish so smart?
They always go around in
schools
Why is it hard to talk with a goat
around?
Because he always
butts in
What hurts more than
a giraffe with a sore
throat?
A centipede with sore feet
What is grey, has big
ears, a long trunk and
weights only three kilos
A very, very, very thin elephant.
Ten cats were in a
boat. One jumped out.
How many were left?
None were left. All the rest were
copycats.
Name six things smaller
than the mouth of an ant
Six of his teeth
Put three ducks in a box.
What do you have?
A box of quackers
What animal can carry
the most on his back?
The snail. He carries his house on
his back.
Would you rather have
an elephant chase you
or a lion?
I would rather have the elephant
chase the lion.
How did the turtle keep
three jumps ahead of the
rabbit?
He played checkers with the
rabbit.
Why does a
humming bird
hum?
Because he doesnt know the words
When do you put frog in your
sisters bed?
When you cant catch a mouse.
When is it all right to drink
milk from a saucer?
When you are a cat
What is better than a
dog that can count?
A spelling bee.
Which side of a hen has the
most feathers?
The outside
Why dont you put an ad in the paper
when youve lost your pet ? (cat)
Pet (cat) cant read!!!!!!!