The Amazing

Adventures of
Superstan
Junior Script
by
Craig Hawes

Ideal Cast Size 54 Speaking Roles 42

Minimum Cast Size 25 Duration (minutes) 70-90

3/280917/28 ISBN: 978 1 84237 155 8

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CONTENTS

Cast List ............................................................................................................................... 4

Suggested Cast List For 54 Actors ................................................................................... 5
Suggested Cast List For 25 Actors ................................................................................... 7
Characters In Each Scene .................................................................................................. 9
List Of Properties .............................................................................................................. 10
Production Notes .............................................................................................................. 13
Scene One .......................................................................................................................... 18
Track 1: Overture .......................................................................................... 18
Track 2: Daydream (Part 1) .......................................................................... 18
Track 3: Daydream (Part 2) .......................................................................... 18
Track 4: Bogeyman Battle ............................................................................ 19
Track 5: Stanley Chant ................................................................................. 20
Track 6: Live A Little (Song) ....................................................................... 21
Track 7: Live A Little Play Off ....................................................................... 23
Track 8: Crumblies Play On .......................................................................... 24
Track 9: SFX Smash ..................................................................................... 25
Track 10: SFX Snap ....................................................................................... 26
Track 11: SFX Text #1 .................................................................................... 26
Track 12: MVTV Sting #1 ................................................................................ 26
Track 13: Doughnut Fanfare ........................................................................... 27
Track 14: Candy Fanfare ................................................................................ 28
Track 15: Staggering Stanley (Song) ........................................................... 29
Track 16: Staggering Stanley Play Off ............................................................ 31
Scene Two .......................................................................................................................... 32
Track 17: SFX Visitor Alert ............................................................................. 33
Track 18: SFX Lift Doors #1 ........................................................................... 33
Track 19: SFX Lift Button & Drop ................................................................... 34
Track 20: SFX Wally #1 .................................................................................. 34
Track 21: SFX Wally #2 .................................................................................. 34
Track 22: SFX Wally #3 .................................................................................. 34
Track 23: SFX Nincompoop ............................................................................ 35
Track 24: Lift Exit ............................................................................................ 35
Track 25: Chocolate Rap ................................................................................ 36
Track 26: Minion March #1 ............................................................................. 36
Track 27: SFX Powerpoint .............................................................................. 37
Track 28: SFX Slide Click #1 .......................................................................... 37
Track 29: SFX Slide Click #2 .......................................................................... 37

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Track 30: SFX Slide Click #3 .......................................................................... 37

Track 31: Proton Park ..................................................................................... 38
Scene Three ....................................................................................................................... 39
Track 32: Every Step Of The Way (Pre-Reprise Song) ............................... 40
Track 33: Curly Wurly Play On ....................................................................... 40
Track 34: SFX Audio Description .................................................................... 41
Track 35: SFX March ...................................................................................... 42
Track 36: SFX Rewind .................................................................................... 42
Track 37: SFX Fast Forward ........................................................................... 42
Track 38: SFX Dance Medley ......................................................................... 42
Track 39: Curly Wurly Play Off ....................................................................... 43
Track 40: SFX Transformation #1 ................................................................... 44
Track 41: Revealing Pants .............................................................................. 46
Track 42: Anti-Gravity Pants (Song) ............................................................ 47
Track 43: Pants Play Off ................................................................................. 48
Scene Four ......................................................................................................................... 49
Track 44: SFX Text #2 .................................................................................... 50
Track 45: City Hall .......................................................................................... 50
Scene Five .......................................................................................................................... 51
Track 46: SFX Text #3 .................................................................................... 52
Track 47: MVTV Sting #2 ................................................................................ 53
Track 48: Chords #1 ....................................................................................... 54
Track 49: Chords #2 ....................................................................................... 54
Track 50: Chords #3 ....................................................................................... 54
Track 51: SFX Big Red Button ........................................................................ 54
Track 52: Superstan (Song) .......................................................................... 55
Track 53: Fun Factory ..................................................................................... 57
Scene Six ............................................................................................................................ 58
Track 54: Minion March #2 ............................................................................. 58
Track 55: SFX Shrink Ray #1 ......................................................................... 59
Track 56: SFX Lift Doors #2 ........................................................................... 59
Track 57: SFX Beep #1 .................................................................................. 60
Track 58: SFX Beep #2 .................................................................................. 60
Track 59: SFX Ram ........................................................................................ 60
Track 60: SFX Sneeze .................................................................................... 60
Track 61: SFX Hero Alert ................................................................................ 61
Track 62: Training At Proton Park .................................................................. 61
Scene Seven ...................................................................................................................... 62
Track 63: SFX Land & Crash .......................................................................... 62

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Track 64: SFX Speed Read ............................................................................ 63

Track 65: SFX Microwave ............................................................................... 63
Track 66: SFX Bionic Strength ....................................................................... 63
Track 67: Every Step Of The Way (Song) .................................................... 64
Track 68: Every Step Play Off ........................................................................ 65
Scene Eight ........................................................................................................................ 66
Track 69: Citizen Play Off ............................................................................... 66
Track 70: Candy King Play Off ....................................................................... 67
Track 71: SFX Squawk Splat .......................................................................... 67
Track 72: Superstan Fanfare .......................................................................... 68
Track 73: SFX Lift Chase ................................................................................ 68
Track 74: SFX Gabble .................................................................................... 68
Track 75: Pause and Marine Entrance ........................................................... 69
Track 76: SFX Scream ................................................................................... 69
Track 77: Minion Fight .................................................................................... 70
Track 78: Press Play On ................................................................................. 70
Track 79: Superstan Play On .......................................................................... 71
Track 80: SFX Fading Powers ........................................................................ 71
Track 81: Behind The Mask (Song) .............................................................. 72
Track 82: Candy King Play On ....................................................................... 73
Track 83: SFX Transformation #2 ................................................................... 73
Track 84: Galactic Sting .................................................................................. 74
Track 85: SFX Shrink Ray #2 ......................................................................... 74
Track 86: SFX Squeaky Voice ........................................................................ 74
Track 87: Staggering Finale (Song) ............................................................. 76
Track 88: Bows & Superstan Reprise (Song) ............................................. 78
Track 89: Company Play Out .......................................................................... 78
Photocopiable Lyrics ....................................................................................................... 79

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CAST LIST
N.B. In the following list, the bracketed number shows the number of spoken lines
each role has.
An asterisk (*) before the character’s name indicates that this character ALSO has
solo or featured sung lines.

The Heroes Megaville Misfits

*Stanley Marvel (50) *Mayor Doughnut (45)
Superstan (45) The Bogeyman (7)
*DC (45) The Curator (3)

The Crumblies Megaville Reporters

*Gran (63) Max Volume (27)
Frank (24) Sunny Day (16)
Gloria (23) Dan Deadline (19)
Bernard (25) Peter (7)
Parker (7)
Fun Factory Villains Clark (6)
Candy King (82) Kent (6)
Dr What (18)
Dr When (18) Megaville Marines
Dr Why (17) General Commotion (17)
Curly (52) Private Eye (3)
Wurly (48) Private Property (3)
Private Matters (3)
Candy King’s Minions Private Keep Out (5)
Fizz (3)
Whizz (1) Megaville Citizens
Buzz (1) Banjo (3)
Pow (1) Haribo (3)
Ouch (1) Ferrero (3)
Wham (1) Freddo (3)
Zap (1) Thornton (3)
Klang (1) Cadbury (3)

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SUGGESTED CAST LIST FOR 54 ACTORS

N.B. In the following list, the number shows how many spoken lines each role has.
An asterisk (*) before the character’s name indicates that this character ALSO has
solo or featured sung lines.

Candy King ......................................................................................................................... 82

*Gran .................................................................................................................................. 63
Curly ................................................................................................................................... 52
*Stanley Marvel ................................................................................................................... 50
Wurly ................................................................................................................................... 48
*Mayor ................................................................................................................................ 45
*DC ..................................................................................................................................... 45
Superstan ........................................................................................................................... 45
Max Volume ........................................................................................................................ 27
Bernard ............................................................................................................................... 25
Frank ................................................................................................................................... 24
Gloria .................................................................................................................................. 23
Dan Deadline ...................................................................................................................... 19
Dr What ............................................................................................................................... 18
Dr When .............................................................................................................................. 18
Dr Why ................................................................................................................................ 17
General Commotion ............................................................................................................ 17
Sunny Day .......................................................................................................................... 16
The Bogeyman ..................................................................................................................... 7
Peter ..................................................................................................................................... 7
Parker ................................................................................................................................... 7
Clark ..................................................................................................................................... 6
Kent ...................................................................................................................................... 6
Private Keep Out .................................................................................................................. 5
Private Eye ........................................................................................................................... 3
Private Property .................................................................................................................... 3
Private Matters ...................................................................................................................... 3
The Curator ........................................................................................................................... 3
Banjo ..................................................................................................................................... 3
Haribo ................................................................................................................................... 3
Ferrero .................................................................................................................................. 3
Freddo .................................................................................................................................. 3
Thornton ............................................................................................................................... 3
Cadbury ................................................................................................................................ 3

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Fizz ....................................................................................................................................... 3
Whizz .................................................................................................................................... 1
Buzz ...................................................................................................................................... 1
Pow ....................................................................................................................................... 1
Ouch ..................................................................................................................................... 1
Wham ................................................................................................................................... 1
Zap ........................................................................................................................................ 1
Klang ..................................................................................................................................... 1

Non speaking roles: Chorus of twelve singers

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SUGGESTED CAST LIST FOR 25 ACTORS

N.B. In the following list, the number shows how many spoken lines each role has.
An asterisk (*) before the character’s name indicates that this character ALSO has
solo or featured sung lines.

Candy King also plays the Bogeyman ...................................................................... 89

*Gran .................................................................................................................................. 63
Curly ................................................................................................................................... 52
*Stanley Marvel ................................................................................................................... 50
Wurly ................................................................................................................................... 48
*Mayor ................................................................................................................................ 45
*DC ..................................................................................................................................... 45
Superstan ........................................................................................................................... 45
Max Volume ........................................................................................................................ 27
Bernard ............................................................................................................................... 25
Frank ................................................................................................................................... 24
Gloria .................................................................................................................................. 23
Dan Deadline ...................................................................................................................... 19
Sunny Day also plays The Curator .......................................................................... 19
Dr What ............................................................................................................................... 18
Dr When .............................................................................................................................. 18
Dr Why ................................................................................................................................ 17
General Commotion ............................................................................................................ 17
Peter also covers Clark’s lines ....................................................................... 13
Parker also covers Kent’s lines ........................................................................ 13
Banjo also covers Freddo’s lines & also plays Fizz, who covers Pow’s lines
too ......................................................................................................... 10
Haribo also covers Thornton’s lines & also plays Whizz, who covers the lines
of Ouch & Zap too ................................................................................... 9
Ferrero also covers Cadbury’s lines & also plays Buzz, who covers the lines of
Wham and Klang too .............................................................................. 9
Private Keep Out also covers Private Matters’ lines ........................................................... 8
Private Eye also covers Private Property’s lines ........................................................ 6

With this reduction, some lines will need to be adapted, especially where characters
are being mentioned by name but lines are being covered by other actors.

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In Scene eight, the comic sound effect cards will need to be held by other cast
members (not the Citizens) as the actors playing the Citizens will be onstage as the
Minions at that time.
For maximum effect, it is suggested that the cast sit near the stage to perform most
of the songs and dances as additional Chorus, whether they are in the preceding
drama or not. Of course this is at the discretion of the director and can depend on
available space.

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CHARACTERS IN EACH SCENE

Scene One Scene Three Scene Six Scene Eight

Bogeyman Chorus Candy King Candy King
Candy King Citizens Curly Chorus
Chorus Curly Dr What Citizens
Crumblies DC Dr When Crumblies
Curator Crumblies Dr Why Curly
DC Max Volume Max Volume Dr What
Max Volume Stanley Marvel Minions Dr When
Mayor Sunny Day Sunny Day Dr Why
Citizens Superstan Wurly Marines
Marines Wurly Max Volume
Reporters Scene Seven Mayor
Stanley Marvel Scene Four Chorus Minions
Sunny Day Max Volume Crumblies Reporters
Superstan Reporters DC Stanley Marvel
Sunny Day Max Volume Sunny Day
Scene Two Sunny Day Superstan
Candy King Scene Five Superstan Wurly
Curly Chorus
Dr What Citizens
Dr When Marines
Dr Why Max Volume
Max Volume Mayor
Minions Reporters
Sunny Day Sunny Day
Wurly Superstan

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LIST OF PROPERTIES

Scene One
Green goo gun ............................................................................................... The Bogeyman
Key to the City ............................................................................................. Mayor Doughnut
Microphones x 2 ........................................................................... Max Volume & Sunny Day
‘Midnight at City Hall’ card .................................................................................... Sunny Day
Broom ............................................................................................................. Stanley Marvel
Comic sound effect cards ...................................................................The Megaville Citizens
Stan’s candy stall ............................................................................................ Stanley Marvel
Comic book .................................................................................................... Set behind stall
Shopping trolley .............................................................................................................. Gran
Bananas .............................................................................................. Inside shopping trolley
Hat ...................................................................................................... Inside shopping trolley
Scarf ................................................................................................... Inside shopping trolley
Sweets ................................................................................................ Inside shopping trolley
Fish ..................................................................................................... Inside shopping trolley
Slice of cake ....................................................................................... Inside shopping trolley
Prunes ................................................................................................ Inside shopping trolley
Broken broom ................................................................................................ Set behind stall
Mobile phone .................................................................................................. Stanley Marvel
Candy cane shrink ray ......................................................................................... Candy King
Cameras & microphones .................................................................The Megaville Reporters
Wad of money ...................................................................................................... Candy King
Car key and fob ................................................................................................... Candy King
Large pair of underpants ...................................................................................... Candy King
Large hollow cake .......................................................................................... Set behind stall
Beret ............................................................................................................... Stanley Marvel
Vase .....................................................................................................................The Curator

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Scene Two
Toffee apple computer ........................................................................................Set on stage
Candy King’s throne ...........................................................................................Set on stage
Sweets and chocolates .......................................................................... Placed around stage
Microphone ......................................................................................................... Max Volume
‘Meanwhile, across the City’ card ......................................................................... Sunny Day
Candy cane shrink ray ......................................................................................... Candy King
Remote control ......................................................................................................... A Minion

Scene Three
Microphones x 2 ........................................................................... Max Volume & Sunny Day
‘Back at Proton Park’ card .................................................................................... Sunny Day
Box of stock (including toffees) ....................................................................... Stanley Marvel
Shopping trolley .............................................................................................................. Gran
Remote control .............................................................................................................. Curly
Large comedy syringe ........................................................................ Inside shopping trolley
Silver flight case containing anti-gravity pants ................................................................ Gran

Scene Four
Microphones x 2 ........................................................................... Max Volume & Sunny Day
‘Meanwhile, at the office of the Daily Globe’ card ................................................. Sunny Day
Cameras & microphones .................................................................The Megaville Reporters
Blank newspaper .............................................................................................. Dan Deadline
Card right angles .............................................................................The Megaville Reporters
Mobile phone ............................................................................................................... Parker

Scene Five
Microphones x 2 ........................................................................... Max Volume & Sunny Day
‘Over at City Hall’ card .......................................................................................... Sunny Day
Tutu ............................................................................................................. Private Keep Out
Mobile phone ............................................................................................... Mayor Doughnut
Cameras & microphones .................................................................The Megaville Reporters
Shower head ......................................................................................................... Sunny Day
The big red button ................................................................................................. Sunny Day

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Scene Six
Candy King’s throne ...........................................................................................Set on stage
Toffee apple computer ........................................................................................Set on stage
Microphone ......................................................................................................... Max Volume
‘Meanwhile, across the City’ card ......................................................................... Sunny Day
‘We’re on strike!’ placards ............................................................. The Candy King’s Minions
Candy cane shrink ray ......................................................................................... Candy King
Mini Minion doll ...................................................................................................Set on stage
Remote control .............................................................................................................. Curly
Computer disc ...........................................................................................................Dr When

Scene Seven
Large binoculars ................................................................................................................DC
‘Back at Proton Park’ card .................................................................................... Sunny Day
Microphones x 2 ........................................................................... Max Volume & Sunny Day
Shopping trolley .............................................................................................................. Gran
Anti-gravity pants ................................................................................................... Superstan
Superhero manual .............................................................................. Inside shopping trolley
Microwave (marked with danger/radiation signs) with chicken inside ....................... Bernard
Jar of pickles ................................................................................................................. Gloria
Giant batteries x 2 ............................................................................... Inside shopping trolley

Scene Eight
Microphones x 2 ........................................................................... Max Volume & Sunny Day
Long roll of paper (with caption text) ..................................................................... Sunny Day
Remote control .............................................................................................................. Curly
Candy cane shrink ray ......................................................................................... Candy King
Comic sound effect cards ...................................................................The Megaville Citizens
Minion dummy ....................................................................................................... Superstan
Utensil belt .....................................................................................................................Frank
Cameras & microphones .................................................................The Megaville Reporters
Shopping trolley .............................................................................................................. Gran
Large comedy syringe .................................................................................................... Gran
Candy King doll ...................................................................................................... Superstan

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PRODUCTION NOTES

Welcome to The Amazing Adventures Of Superstan! I am sure you will enjoy rehearsing
and performing this musical comedy, but to aid you in your production it may be helpful to
consider the following notes.

CASTING
The script is written for 42 speaking characters. These range from principal parts to smaller
supporting roles. For productions with fewer cast members, condensing of characters is
possible. This can be done in numerous ways, but the following example reduces the cast
number to 25 (This is shown in more detail on pages 7-8):

Reduce Minions to just Fizz, Whizz and Buzz (reallocating other lines)
Reduce Citizens to just Banjo, Haribo and Ferrero (reallocating other lines)
Combine/share roles of the three Minions and Citizens (involving costume changes)
Remove Private Property and Private Matters (reallocating lines between Eye and Keep
Out)
Remove Clark and Kent (reallocating lines between Peter and Parker)
Double role of Bogeyman with Candy King
Double role of Curator with Sunny Day

To expand the cast, unlimited chorus parts may be used as additional citizens, minions,
reporters and marines, possibly redistributing some lines. An off-stage choir can also be
used for chorus backing on songs. When casting, bear in mind that Stan and Superstan are
played by separate actors not only to permit “instant” transformations from mortal to hero,
but also to allow two strong performers to share what would otherwise be a rather large
role. The minions work well being smaller, and if you have a group of younger performers in
your cast this role would be ideal for them. In many ways, Gran is one of the pivotal roles in
the show and perhaps the most tricky to cast as it requires a highly comical and
exaggerated portrayal of an eccentric elderly lady with appropriate body language and
voice. Use your imagination here, as the role could be effectively played by a male or
female actor! Similarly with Frank, Gloria and Bernard, the roles require the ability to portray
more “mature” people effectively both physically and vocally, hopefully to comic effect.

COSTUMES
The characters in Superstan are literally straight from a comic book, so achieving a fun and
colourful style is essential. However, try to avoid the ‘explosion in a paint factory’ look by
picking out a few bright colours for each set of characters and trying to stick to those as a
colour scheme. Curly and Wurly could look hilarious in bright purple fuzzy wigs with a white
top and purple dungarees (costumes themed on the British chocolate bars themselves!)
Then sticking with these colours for the other baddies, the evil scientists might wear
traditional white lab-coats with purple bow ties and braces, topped with Einstein hairstyles
and glasses. The Candy King could complete the evil line-up with purple tuxedo, waistcoat,
trousers and top hat with frilly shirt and possibly sport an eccentric curly moustache. As for
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yellow t-shirts topped with hats and goggles. The citizens should be costumed simply and
uniformly, sticking to the same colours for all. The style could be based upon an era such
as the 1950s, perhaps with colourful dresses and skirts or jackets and ties with
headscarves or hats. Alternatively, they could wear brightly coloured t-shirts and baseball
caps. The Bogeyman’s costume really has to match his name - a bright green lycra suit and
glasses, with a green or yellow fuzzy wig and cape. Superstan must look like a real
superhero, and adapting an easily sourced, ready-made superhero is probably the best way
to achieve this. Ensure you make Superstan look unique, however, by perhaps altering any
lettering to read ‘Superstan’ or a lightning bolt “S”. The costume should include an eye-
mask, cape and boots - and perhaps even a hood and gloves! Do not forget the anti-gravity
pants, a rather large pair of comical white Y-fronts that fit over the top of the Superhero suit.
Stan, as his mortal self, must look as un-superhero-like as possible. A shirt, bow tie and
tank-top with trousers and glasses, perhaps in unassuming brown, will set him apart from
his Superhero alter ego. His best friend, DC, on the other hand, must look much more
colourful and fun, so try bright dungarees with a t-shirt and backwards facing cap. As for the
Crumblies, a grey wig is a must for Gran with a pair of round glasses perched on the end of
her nose. Grey “talc” hair for the others would be good, or even wigs to create bald patches
or a blue-rinse. Remember that they are training for a marathon, so perhaps brightly
coloured shorts/leggings and vests/shirts with accessories such as leg warmers and sweat
bands, and why not even have longer socks and sock suspenders for the men for a really
authentic “elderly” feel. The Mayor needs to look like a smart and flamboyant civic leader,
so a colourful suit and tie would be perfect, embellished perhaps with a large tummy by way
of a cushion. Do not forget his chain of office which can be made simply with round plastic
lids linked together with string and sprayed gold. Our narrators Max and Sunny both need
bold and fun outfits to emphasise their status as Megaville’s most famous broadcasters.
Max could be in a loud, brightly coloured checked suit with a boldly coloured shirt, tie and
glasses. Sunny could be in a similarly bright suit or dress (depending on the gender
chosen) and have a fun, bright wig, appearing with different accessories each scene
depicting the weather; a raincoat and umbrella when it is raining, for instance. The Marines
should wear camouflaged attire with berets, and of course Private Keep Out needs a tutu
rather than trousers for one of his scenes. Black trousers and brightly coloured shirts and
ties are simple but effective for the reporters, perhaps with a pair of glasses, a traditional
trilby hat and a camera round their neck. Above all, remember that a fun and colourful
“comic book” style is essential and you can never have too many wigs, glasses and stripy
socks!

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STAGING
This production can be staged effectively with very simple scenery. Large flats, brightly
painted to look like pages from a comic book, are incredibly eye catching set against a
simple black background and set the scene instantly. These can include lots of stylised
comic-book “sound effect” words such as “Kaboom!” or “Splat!” split into comic-strip boxes.
If you feel adventurous, you can attach large sound effect cards to the scenery with Velcro,
magnets or hooks and these can be taken by cast members to be held up in the Bogeyman
Battle and Minion Fight, then reattached to the scenery after use. Additional large double-
sided flats can be placed centrally as a cityscape to represent scenes at Proton Park and
as the Fun Factory on the other side. The cityscape could feature skyscrapers shooting up
and spreading out at an angle through cartoon clouds to add that comic book feel, and the
Fun Factory on the flip side could be dozens of enormous brightly coloured sweets and
chocolate bars fanning up and out. City Hall and Daily Globe scenes can be abstract, using
the Proton Park scenery behind, perhaps adding a desk and hat stand to give the “office”
effect. Stan’s Candy Stall could be created by simply using a piece of cardboard or plywood
cut to “stall” shape and painted in bright colours with a sign on the top and a leg to hold it
up. Alternatively, something a little more three-dimensional on wheels may be even more
effective.

The Candy King’s Toffee Apple computer is a large desktop console with buttons, levers,
knobs and lights, possibly with a familiar “bitten fruit” logo embellished with a toffee-apple
stick. The computer’s invisible screen is actually the audience’s “fourth wall”, but this could
be enhanced with a large empty screen “rim” sticking up from the desktop through which
the performers can look. However, as this may cause a viewing obstruction for the rest of
the scene, the additional rim would be best used on a moveable computer that can be
carried or wheeled into place for use at the correct point in the scenes.

The moment the brief case containing the anti-gravity pants is opened can be one of the
most memorable parts of the show and is easily created. Line the inside of a silver flight
case with aluminium foil and glue a number of bright LED push lights inside. The pants
should be tucked in carefully to not hinder the path of the light out of the case. The lights
should be switched on ready for Gran to take the prop onstage, and as it is opened, dim the
stage lights to a near blackout and ensure the actors onstage are closely gathered with
their faces as close to the case as possible. As the case opens, the ethereal light
illuminates the faces of the awestruck characters creating a truly magical effect!

The life-size minion dummy thrown by Superstan is another prop that can be easily made
and have an impressive effect. Two pairs of tights packed with polyester soft-toy stuffing will
create arms and legs, and these can be sewn together at the waist of each to create a body
in the middle. A stuffed head with painted face can be sewn on top, then dress the dummy
in the exact same costume worn by the minions, including any accessories, to convince the
audience that this is a member of the cast!

The majority of props in this show will look better the bigger they are - in particular, the
remote control. This can be created simply with a long thin cardboard box as tall as a child,
with similar proportions to a TV remote control, covered in black paint or tape. Painted or
printed buttons can then be stuck on, perhaps with a large fake brand logo such as ‘Fony’

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for an added comedy element.

Alternatively, instant scenery is now available with our digital backdrops. Project It!
provides a different backdrop for EVERY scene change and is supplied in both a
PowerPoint presentation and as individual JPG files.

CHOREOGRAPHY
Each musical number is designed to have movement, and even simple choreographed
moves will bring the songs to life. For maximum effect, the whole cast is intended to
perform most of the songs and dances on stage as chorus, whether they are in the
preceding drama or not. Of course this is at the discretion of the director and can depend
on available space. Choreography of musical numbers is left to the creativity of your own
director/choreographer so that moves can be designed to more accurately match the ability
of the individual cast. However, excellent example choreography and useful advice for all
the musical numbers in this show can be found on the highly recommended Choreography
DVD, Dance It!

MUSIC
All the music required to stage this production, including sound effects, is found on the
Backing Track CD.
Incidental music including Overture, Play On, Play Off and Scene Change tracks, are
provided to allow cast and chorus entrances, exits and scene changes to occur smoothly
without pauses, resulting in a slick performance. A vocal recording is provided as a guide
and to enable the swift learning of songs. The backing tracks without vocals are ideal to use
in rehearsals and performances. Directors may, if they wish, allow a choir or separate
character to accompany or replace a soloist in a song or section intended for a soloist. This
may be necessary if certain cast members are unable to perform the solo themselves or a
larger chorus is required to be employed more fully. However, I highly recommend the use
of ‘sound cue’ software or iPad app which allows for instant playback at the touch of a
screen. This results in smooth and seamless playback of all sound cues for an entire show
and is often easier, more flexible and more reliable than using a CD player.
A brand new product; a CD-ROM or download of all the songs called Sing it! is also
available. This CD-ROM or download can teach the songs to the children without any
teacher input. Children can use it at school or at home - think of the time it will save you!
Most schools use it in class on an interactive white board or in the school hall on the
overhead projector to allow full cast practice.

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LOCAL AMENDMENTS
Throughout Superstan, there are mentions of confectionery brands that although currently
popular in the UK may not be so familiar in the locality you are performing this show. Please
feel free to replace these with brands originating a little closer to home if necessary. In the
same vein, it may be prudent to mention that all references to “pants” in this production
have the British meaning of undergarments rather than the alternative meaning of trousers
as is popular in other regions. The director may, at their discretion, amend such references
to avoid confusion.

AND FINALLY…
This musical comedy is intended to be a fun show to rehearse and perform, so remember
to enjoy yourselves and your audience will, too! My very best wishes for a successful and
enjoyable production.
May the “forks” be with you!

Craig Hawes

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SCENE ONE

TRACK 1: OVERTURE

(As the House Lights dim, the overture music begins.)

TRACK 2: DAYDREAM (PART 1)

(The curtain rises over dramatic music to reveal a frozen scene, as if taken from a
comic strip. The Bogeyman, a fictional Super-Villain dressed in green, aims a large,
comical Green Goo Gun at a terrified Mayor Doughnut who holds a large key. A small
crowd of citizens are huddled behind these two figures, looking shocked. All are
frozen until the Mayor speaks. Reporters Max Volume and Sunny Day stand facing
the audience. Sunny holds up a large white card with a comic style caption reading
“Midnight at City Hall…” as Max narrates over the pulsing underscore. )

MAX: Midnight at City Hall, and the Mayor of Megaville has an unwelcome
visitor!
MAYOR: It’s The Bogeyman!

(The crowd gasp and strike a stylised frightened pose.)

BOGEYMAN: That’s right, Mr Mayor! I’m The Bogeyman. Now, hand over the key to
the city!
MAYOR: (holding the key away from the villain) Never!
BOGEYMAN: Now, Mr. Mayor, or I’ll blast you and your citizens with my Green Goo
Gun!

(The citizens scream and strike a new pose.)

MAYOR: (handing over the key) You’ll never get away with this, you evil villain!
BOGEYMAN: (holding the key aloft) At last, Megaville belongs to me… The
Bogeyman!
MAYOR: (dramatically to the audience) If only Superstan were here!

TRACK 3: DAYDREAM (PART 2)

(We hear dramatic chords as the characters freeze in position. Sunny flips his
caption card round to reveal the text “Meanwhile, across the city…” upon it. Max
speaks over the timpani roll. )

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MAX: Meanwhile, across the city...

(A fanfare announces Superstan, who is revealed at the other side of the stage in
typical Superhero pose. After the fanfare, Max continues to narrate over the music. )

MAX: Superstan’s super-senses detect danger!

SUPERSTAN: My super-senses detect danger! The city’s in trouble. Sounds like a job
for...
MAYOR: (spotting Superstan and pointing) Superstan!
CITIZENS: Hooray!
SUPERSTAN: (approaching Bogeyman and pointing) Hold it right there, slimeball.
BOGEYMAN: You’ve met your match this time, Superstan - I’m The Bogeyman!
SUPERSTAN: Bogeyman? Great name - did you… (a look to the audience) “pick it”
yourself?
BOGEYMAN: I’ll have the last laugh when you come to a sticky end. Behold, my Green
Goo Gun!
SUPERSTAN: You can’t defeat me with Green Goo, Bogeyman.
BOGEYMAN: This Green Goo may look harmless, Superstan, but it’s-ss-not!
SUPERSTAN: You’re starting to get up my nose, Bogeyman. Time to finish this!

TRACK 4: BOGEYMAN BATTLE

(A comical, stylized choreographed fight ensues between Superstan and The

Bogeyman. They circle each other over the first half of the music as four citizens
move forward to different positions. Each citizen holds a large comic sound effect
card on which is displayed Biff! Whack! Kaboom! and Thwack!, hidden from the
audience. In the second half of the music, each card is held up in turn on the brass
chords as Superstan and The Bogeyman make stylised kick and punch movements.
At the end of the music, the four citizens return to original positions as Superstan
takes the Green Goo Gun and fires it at the Bogeyman, who cries out in frustration. )

BOGEYMAN: Aagghh! Curse you, Superstan!

(The Bogeyman is dragged off by two Citizens, as the other Citizens cheer! )

CITIZENS: Hooray!
SUPERSTAN: The Bogeyman’s been wiped out for good!
MAYOR: We owe you our lives, Superstan!
MAX: Once again, the city is safe - thanks to our hero… SUPERSTAN!

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TRACK 5: STANLEY CHANT

(The Citizens gather round Superstan punching the air and chanting.)

CITIZENS: (chanting) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!

(The crowd, including Max and Sunny, march hiding Superstan and exit with him,
leaving in his place the mortal Stanley Marvel holding a broom in the same pose,
looking dreamily out to the audience. The music changes and lights brighten to
reveal that we have witnessed Stanley’s daydream and we are actually in Proton Park
in the mighty metropolis of Megaville City on a bright, sunny morning. A sweet stall
bearing the name sign “Stan’s Candy” is to one side of the stage and skyscrapers
loom in the distance. DC enters opposite, joining in the chant but as a wake-up call.)

DC: Stanley? Stanley? Stanley?

STAN: (slowly waking from his daydream) DC! I didn’t see you there. You
see, I was just…
DC: Daydreaming again? Honestly, Stanley, where’s your get up and go?

(Stan puts his broom down and picks up his comic from his stand.)

STAN: It got up and went! Just look at me, DC. Stuck here selling sweets in
Proton Park. Must be the most boring job in Megaville, and I’ve had a
few. (looking at the comic in his hands) But imagine, DC! Imagine if
this was just my “secret identity”!
DC: Oh, not again.
STAN: (getting excitedly dreamy) Imagine if I was really a Superhero!
DC: Now look, Stan...
STAN: Imagine me ripping off my shirt and trousers and jumping into a pair of
lycra tights and knee high boots!
DC: (cross) I’ll imagine no such thing! (shuddering) Urgh! You’ve put me
right off my breakfast.
STAN: Charming!
DC: (taking Stan’s comic from him) Stanley Marvel, you read too many
comics. Superheroes don’t exist, they’re just old fashioned fantasies.
And while you’re dreaming, you’re missing the real adventure!
STAN: Real adventure?
DC: Life, Stanley! Look around, the sun’s out, the sky’s blue... and it’s a
brand new day!

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TRACK 6: LIVE A LITTLE (SONG)

(As the music begins, reporters Max and Sunny enter and begin their morning
broadcast to the city.)

MAX: Morning folks, I’m Max Volume and you’re waking up to another beautiful
day here in Megaville City. What’s the outlook, Sunny?
SUNNY: Well, Max, the temperature’s rising and we’re forecasting blue skies,
sunshine and a bright and breezy opening number!

(The chorus enter, dancing happily, and take positions ready to sing the first verse.)

ALL: BIRDS SING, THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS

AND YOU JUMP RIGHT OUT OF BED.
IT’S BRIGHT, NOT A CLOUD IN SIGHT
AND THERE’S BLUE SKIES OVERHEAD!
IT’S FINE, TIME TO RISE AND SHINE,
FOR ADVENTURE’S ON ITS WAY.
WONDERLAND IS JUST A BRAND NEW DAY!

WHY DON’T YOU LIVE A LITTLE, LIVE A LITTLE,

PICK UP THE PACE?
GIVE A LITTLE, GIVE A LITTLE
SMILE ON YOUR FACE,
FINDING THE FUN, OUT IN THE SUN
AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN!
WHY DON’T YOU MAKE A LITTLE, MAKE A LITTLE
MOMENT WITH ME?
TAKE A LITTLE, TAKE A LITTLE
TIME AND YOU’LL BE
FINDING THE FUN, OUT IN THE SUN
AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN!

(DC sings to Stan, indicating the comic book in her hand before she throws it away
over her shoulder.)

DC: DON’T LOOK IN YOUR COMIC BOOK

AND DON’T DREAM THE DAY AWAY.
HEY STAN, I’VE A BETTER PLAN
AND WE’RE STARTING OUT TODAY!

(The chorus provide backing “ah”s for DC.)

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DC: CHORUS:
CAN’T SING WHEN YOU’RE IN THE WINGS AH, AH,
SO GET ON THAT STAGE AND PLAY. AH, AH.

ALL: WONDERLAND IS JUST A BRAND NEW DAY!

WHY DON’T YOU LIVE A LITTLE, LIVE A LITTLE,

PICK UP THE PACE?
GIVE A LITTLE, GIVE A LITTLE
SMILE ON YOUR FACE,
FINDING THE FUN, OUT IN THE SUN
AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN!
WHY DON’T YOU MAKE A LITTLE, MAKE A LITTLE
MOMENT WITH ME?
TAKE A LITTLE, TAKE A LITTLE
TIME AND YOU’LL BE
FINDING THE FUN, OUT IN THE SUN
AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN!
LIFE HAS BEGUN! WHY DON’T YOU

(The chorus split into two groups to sing in two parts.)

GROUP 1: GROUP 2:
WHY DON’T YOU
LIVE A LITTLE, LIVE A LITTLE, PICK UP THE PACE? LIVE, LIVE A
GIVE A LITTLE, GIVE A LITTLE SMILE ON YOUR FACE, LITTLE,
FINDING THE FUN, OUT IN THE SUN LIVE A LITTLE,
AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN! IN THE SUN.
WHY DON’T YOU MAKE A LITTLE, WHY DON’T YOU
MAKE A LITTLE MOMENT WITH ME? LIVE, LIVE A
TAKE A LITTLE, TAKE A LITTLE TIME AND YOU’LL BE LITTLE,
FINDING THE FUN, OUT IN THE SUN LIVE A LITTLE,
AND YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN! IN THE SUN?

(The chorus join together once more.)

ALL: WHEN YOU’RE LIVING A LITTLE! WHEN YOU’RE LIVING A LITTLE!

WHEN YOU’RE LIVING A LITTLE! WHEN YOU’RE LIVING A LITTLE!
THEN YOU CAN LIVE A LOT!

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TRACK 7: LIVE A LITTLE PLAY OFF

(The chorus exit going about their business as Stan collects his broom. Gran enters
through the audience in jogging gear, pulling a traditional fabric shopping trolley.
She calls to Stanley, possibly ad-libbing as she passes audience members.)

GRAN: Cooee! Yoo-hoo! Stanley!

STAN: (not particularly pleased to see her, but trying to sound happy)
Morning, Gran.

(Gran arrives between Stan and DC and stands facing the audience with her trolley of
props in front of her.)

DC: Morning Mrs. Marvel!

GRAN: Oh, hello, AC!
DC: DC!
GRAN: Yes, of course, dear. Now Stanley, you’ll catch your death out here in the
park. (taking a hat and scarf from her trolley and dressing Stan) I’ve
knitted you a hat and scarf to keep you cosy. (lovingly pinching Stan’s
cheek) There, dear, doesn’t my grandson look handsome!
STAN: Gran, you’ve got to stop embarrassing me and making me look
ridiculous.
GRAN: Nonsense! I’m your Grandmother. It’s my job to embarrass you and
make you look ridiculous. And you need feeding up, so I’ve brought
some snacks in my trolley.

(In the following section, Gran bends down low to find each item in the trolley as
Stan and DC talk over her. Each time Gran speaks, she pops up quickly and
comically between them holding her item, then bends back down to replace it and
find the next one.)

STAN: (to DC) Between you and me, I think Gran’s gone...
GRAN: (popping up with a bunch of bananas) Bananas?

(She bends down and puts them back in the trolley.)

DC: Rubbish, Stan. She’s just a lovely old….

GRAN: (popping up with a bag of sweets) Sweetie?

(She bends down and puts them back in the trolley.)

DC: Exactly!

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STAN: No, I was thinking she was more like a...

GRAN: (popping up with a slice of cake) Nutty old fruitcake?

(Gran comically sniffs the cake and nibbles a corner as Stan reaches into the trolley.
He looks concerned as he begins to pull out a large fish.)

STAN: See what I mean? She’s completely…

GRAN: (shouting at Stan) Off my trolley!

(Gran taps her naughty grandson’s hand away as she shouts at him and he drops the
fish. She bends down one last time to find her bag of prunes.)

STAN: Sorry, Gran! You know I think you’re a…

GRAN: (offering a prune) Wrinkled old prune?
STAN: Lovely lady. (taking his hat and scarf off and throwing them in the
trolley) But I’m not a little boy anymore! I don’t need looking after.
GRAN: I’ve looked after you since you were a baby, Stanley Marvel, and I’m not
about to stop now. It’s what us Grans do best! Well, that and knitting.
And running marathons.
DC: Running marathons?
GRAN: That’s right, A.C.
DC: D.C!
GRAN: Yes, dear. Me and the old gang are training for the Megaville Marathon!
Come on gang!

(She puts her fingers in her mouth and gives a loud whistle to the gang.)

TRACK 8: CRUMBLIES PLAY ON

(The Crumblies - Gran’s three old friends Frank, Bernard and Gloria - stagger on
attempting to jog. They come to a dishevelled halt and gasp for breath, holding their
backs etc.)

STAN: Oh, no, it’s the crazy crumblies!

GRAN: Come on, you lazy lot, where have you been?
FRANK: We were struggling for breath, Ruby.
BERNARD: Didn’t you notice my heavy pants?
GLORIA: Yes - every time your shorts fell down!
GRAN: Come on, the Megaville Marathon’s just a week away!
DC: You lot are seriously entering the Marathon?
STAN: I told you, DC. They’re crazy!

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GRAN: Crazy?
FRANK: Do we look crazy?
GLORIA: I’m fully compos mentis!
BERNARD: And I’m third party, fire and theft.
DC: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not exactly... in the prime of life.
FRANK: Rubbish! I’ve got gymnast’s arms! (he shows off his biceps)
GLORIA: I’ve got sprinter’s legs! (she slaps her thigh)
BERNARD: And I’ve got Athlete's foot! (he points to his foot)
GRAN: Why don’t you two join us next week?
DC: Stan couldn’t run a marathon. He’s built upside down!
CRUMBLIES: Built upside down?
DC: Yeah, his nose runs and his feet smell! (they laugh)
STAN: (a little fed up) Yes, thanks, DC, very funny!
FRANK: Never mind, sonny!
GLORIA: You can watch and cheer us on.
BERNARD: Yes - you can be our athletic support!
GRAN: You see, Stan, even when you’re old you need a goal in life.
DC: Your Gran’s right. I love technology and inventing things, so I’m going to
start a world famous computer company that’ll beat Apple and
Blackberry to a pulp!
GLORIA: See? DC’s going to make smoothies for a living!
FRANK: What about you, Stan?
BERNARD: What’s your dream job?
STAN: A Superhero!
CRUMBLIES: (in astonishment) Superhero?
STAN: I know it sounds silly. But I dream of doing something exciting. A job full
of deadly danger and daring do!
GRAN: But Stan, you’re a dreamer, not a doer.
FRANK: All talk and no action.
GLORIA: Full of hot air but never actually do anything.
BERNARD: Have you considered being a politician?
STAN: I’ve had lots of jobs, thank you very much. I just can’t seem to keep them
for very long. And if I don’t get this place cleaned up, I’ll lose this job too!

(Stan starts sweeping with his broom and disappears behind his Candy Stall.)

DC: It’s true. He’s always getting sacked, just because he’s a bit…

TRACK 9: SFX SMASH

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DC: ...clumsy!
STAN: (sticking his head up) Whoops! (he disappears again)
GRAN: A bit clumsy? He’s a butterfingers with two left feet. Never knew his
own strength. Always tripping, crashing and...

TRACK 10: SFX SNAP

GRAN: ...breaking things!

(Stan emerges from behind the Candy Stall holding his broom (a second identical but
ready-broken prop) in two pieces, snapped comically in half, broom head up. The
broom head is loose.)

STAN: It’s OK, everything’s fine!

(Stan discreetly pushes the head off the broom with his thumb and it lands on the
floor with a bang.)

DC: That’s why everyone calls him…

ALL: ...Staggering Stanley!

TRACK 11: SFX TEXT #1

(We hear a text message arrive and Stan gets his phone out of his pocket to look at
the message.)

DC: You’ve got a text, Stan. What does it say?

STAN: Wow, I don’t believe it! I’ve been chosen to play a very important role
in a very special event!
DC/CRUMBLIES: Where?
STAN: Right here!
DC/CRUMBLIES: When?
STAN: Right now!

TRACK 12: MVTV STING #1

(Stan, DC and the Crumblies move to the Candy Stall at one side of the stage as the
citizens gather quickly and excitedly. Max and Sunny take up their usual positions,
mics in hand, to “broadcast” to the audience once again. )

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MAX: We interrupt this scene to bring you news of a very special event
happening right here, right now in Proton Park! Sunny Day has the
latest. Sunny?
SUNNY: That’s right, Max, the sun’s shining down on Megaville this morning as
citizens gather excitedly. To find out what’s happening, let’s get the word
on the street. (holding out a microphone to some citizens) You there,
what’s the word on the street?
BANJO: Bus lane?
HARIBO: No parking?
FERRERO: Give Way?
SUNNY: No, the word on the street - what’s happening?
FREDDO: Don’t you know?
THORNTON: It’s Mayor Doughnut!
CADBURY: He’s making a surprise speech!
SUNNY: A surprise speech? Where?
ALL: Right here!
SUNNY: When?
ALL: Right now!

TRACK 13: DOUGHNUT FANFARE

(Mayor Doughnut enters taking his place centre stage as reporters and
photographers gather round him.)

DAN: Dan Deadline, Daily Globe. Can you answer some questions, Mayor
Doughnut?
PETER: Are you announcing the “Hero of the year”, Mayor Doughnut?
PARKER: Who’s the lucky recipient, Mayor Doughnut?
CLARK: Can you give us any clues, Mayor Doughnut?
KENT: Is it someone we all know, Mayor Doughnut?
MAYOR: All in good time, folks. Citizens of Megaville, as Mayor of this great city I
am proud to announce Megaville’s “Hero of the Year” award!
ALL: Hooray!
MAYOR: Now some may think my choice is a little unusual. An unsung hero
whose simple task is to supply us with delicious candy.

(DC and the Crumblies look at Stan in amazement.)

STAN: (excited) No way!

MAYOR: We suck his sweets and chomp his chocolate every day.
STAN: (more excited) I don’t believe it!

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MAYOR: Please welcome the one who makes us all happy with his snacks and
treats….
STAN: (stepping forward happily) Hey, it’s just my job you know...
MAYOR: ...Megaville’s most successful businessman, The Candy King!

TRACK 14: CANDY FANFARE

(The Candy King enters carrying his walking-stick sized Candy Cane, pushes Stan
out of the way, waves at the crowd and shakes the Mayor’s hand. Stan looks
surprised, disappointed and embarrassed and sadly shuffles back to his stall.)

CITIZENS: Hooray!
CANDY KING: Thank you, Mayor Doughnut, for this unexpected honour! After all, I just
work night and day in my Fun Factory to dream up delicious candy. My
reward is simply the happiness I create, the joy in people’s hearts, the
smiles on babies’ faces, raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens...
MAYOR: Yes, yes, we get the idea. And that’s why we honour you today. Well,
that and the enormous donation to my election fund! (The Candy King
hands the Mayor a large wad of money) And that brand new sports
car! (The Candy King hands the Mayor a large car key and fob) And
the pair of extra-large snickers! (The Candy King hands the Mayor a
large pair of underpants and the Mayor looks disappointed) Oh,
well, close enough, I suppose.
CANDY KING: And to all citizens, I offer a brand new gobstopper with a flavour that will
blow your minds! There’s a gobstopper - free - for everyone!
BANJO: A gobstopper?
HARIBO: Free?
FERRERO: For everyone?
FREDDO: That’s amazing!
THORNTON: Let’s get them!
CADBURY: Out of my way!
MAYOR: All in good time, folks. (to Candy King) Just between us, I’m not too
keen on gobstoppers….
CANDY KING: Say no more! I have a special cream cake for you over at the Candy
Stall. (to Stan) You, boy, it’s time for the Mayor to have his cake and eat
it. Well, don’t be shy, boy, come out here and let him have it!
MAYOR: That’s a great idea!

(All freeze as lighting changes and a spot focuses on Stan, who walks forward
holding an enormous cream cake and addresses the audience.)

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STAN: This isn’t a great idea. I’m Staggering Stanley, remember? Tripping and
breaking is my speciality. Oh yes, and getting fired! (Stan puts the cake
down) Every job I get ends up the same. I remember the first time like it
was yesterday. The day I joined… (putting on a beret) ...the Marines!

TRACK 15: STAGGERING STANLEY (SONG)

(A flashback ensues. As the music begins all move into song positions and the
Megaville Marines march into line centre stage. General Commotion approaches
Stan, barking at him in typical regimental style.)

GEN COMMOTION: Now, laddy, you’ve joined the Megaville Marines. My Privates are
the finest in the world, and I expect you to follow my orders to the
letter. I know you’re a new recruit, but I think you can cope with a
little drill. Now, fall in!
STAN: Pardon?
GEN COMMOTION: Fall in!
STAN: Aagghh!

(The music changes and we hear comical sound effects as Stan trips and falls into
the line of soldiers who collapse and fall over, taking the General with them. The
chorus then begin to sing - General Commotion joins in, but as if telling Stan off with
a wagging finger. )

ALL: STAGGERING STANLEY!

STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF STEP AND OUT OF TUNE.
A HORRIFYING HURRICANE,
A TERRIBLE TYPHOON,
WITH ALL THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR
OF A BIG BABOON!

STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR CLUMSINESS IS STIRRING UP A STEW!
YOU’RE STAGGERING US,
A STAGGERING FUSS
LIKE THIS WE NEVER KNEW.
STAGGERING STANLEY, YOU’RE THROUGH!

(The Marines move away and the Curator enters and approaches Stan with a large
vase. Stan addresses the audience again.)

STAN: So then I got a job at the Megaville Museum...

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CURATOR: Now Stan, the Megaville Museum is home to the most valuable artefacts
in the world. I know it’s your first day, but I think I can trust you with our
prize exhibit. This is a priceless ancient vase I brought back from my
latest trip.

(The Curator hands Stan the vase.)

STAN: Latest what?
CURATOR: Trip!
STAN: Aagghh!

(The music changes and we hear comical sound effects as Stan trips and throws the
vase. It flies through the air in slow motion across the stage (moved by a cast
member who animates its flight convincingly). It is followed by pointing fingers and
horrified stares of the crowd, and lands offstage with a smash. The chorus then
begin to sing - the Curator joins in, but as if telling Stan off with a wagging finger.)

ALL: STAGGERING STANLEY!

STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF STEP AND OUT OF TUNE.
A HORRIFYING HURRICANE,
A TERRIBLE TYPHOON,
WITH ALL THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR
OF A BIG BABOON!

STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR CLUMSINESS IS STIRRING UP A STEW!
YOU’RE STAGGERING US,
A STAGGERING FUSS
LIKE THIS WE NEVER KNEW.
STAGGERING STANLEY, YOU’RE THROUGH!

(The Curator exits and the Mayor returns to centre stage as Max moves forward to
narrate. Stan addresses the audience as he goes to collect the cream cake.)

STAN: And that brings us back to today!

MAX: And so now sweet seller Stanley Marvel will present Mayor Doughnut
with his complimentary cake, filled with jam, covered in cream and lined
with butterfingers!
STAN: Lined with what?
MAX: Butterfingers!
STAN: Aagghh!

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(The music changes and we hear comical sound effects as Stan trips and throws the
cake. It flies through the air in slow motion, its flight again aided by a cast member
who carries it aloft. It is followed by pointing fingers and horrified stares of the
crowd. This large, hollow and specially prepared prop lands on Mayor Doughnut,
completely engulfing his head. The chorus then begin to sing - the Mayor joins in,
but as if telling Stan off with a wagging finger, still with his head inside the cake.)

ALL: STAGGERING STANLEY!

STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF STEP AND OUT OF TUNE.
A HORRIFYING HURRICANE,
A TERRIBLE TYPHOON,
WITH ALL THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR
OF A BIG BABOON!

STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR CLUMSINESS IS STIRRING UP A STEW!
YOU’RE STAGGERING US,
A STAGGERING FUSS
LIKE THIS WE NEVER KNEW.
STAGGERING STANLEY, YOU’RE THROUGH!
STAGGERING STANLEY,
YOU’RE THROUGH!

(Shouted) You’re through!

Blackout and all exit.

TRACK 16: STAGGERING STANLEY PLAY OFF

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SCENE TWO

(The Fun Factory: The Candy King’s colourful confectionery factory which doubles
up as his secret evil lair. A throne sits centre stage and sweets and chocolates
decorate the room. A low “desk” covered in knobs, levers, lights and switches is set
at the front of the stage and serves as the Toffee Apple Computer console, the
screen being an imagined space above as if the audience are looking at the back of
the display. This could be set on wheels and wheeled into (and out of) position when
required. The three evil scientists are stood frozen centre stage awaiting their
master. Sunny stands to one side holding up another large white card with a comic
style caption reading “Meanwhile, across the city…”. Max takes his usual
broadcasting position at the side of the stage holding his microphone.)

MAX: Meanwhile, across the city, The Candy King returns to his Fun Factory,
where his three evil scientists await him eagerly. But all is not what it
seems, folks, and The Candy King’s cooking up a lot more than candy!

(Max and Sunny exit as the Candy King enters, Candy Cane in hand, greeted by his
grovelling scientists.)

DR. WHAT: Welcome back, your majesty!

DR. WHEN: How was the ceremony, your majesty?
DR. WHY: Did all go to plan, your majesty?
CANDY KING: Some butterfingered buffoon almost ruined everything. But no matter,
he’s out of a job and out of the picture.
DR. WHAT: What about the gobstoppers, your sweetness?
DR. WHEN: Did they take them, your chewyness?
DR. WHY: Did they suspect anything, your gooeyness?
CANDY KING: Suspect me? I’m the Candy King, they all love me. They think I’m a
sweet sugary softie! They don’t know that beneath my candy coated
shell I conceal... a dark centre! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! (he laughs with evil
finger wiggles)
DOCTORS: (copying his laugh and finger wiggles) Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
CANDY KING: Megaville is oblivious to what really happens here in my Fun Factory.
DR. WHAT: Devising devious deeds…
DR. WHEN: ...despicable dirty doings...
DR. WHY: …and maniacal mad mischief!
CANDY KING: (manically) Mad? Me? I just want to enslave mankind, destroy
civilisation, conquer the Earth and make every mortal bow before me as
emperor of the universe! (sweetly, up close to the scientists) Does
that sound mad to you?

© Craig Hawes | ℗ Musicline Publications Ltd