● Name: Monty Aldehoof Aka Squamp
● Pronouns: He/Him/His/Hatecrime
● Major: Horticulture
● Clubs: Horticulture club and pot heads united
● Special skills: Great at pruning things ( knife skills) and plant care
● Special Hobbies: Navigating by stars/ sailing
● Greatest Fear: Not succeeding in his field of study and becoming the best in his hobbies
● Pets: One giant African snail named [Link], He’s slimy…
● Greatest Possession: His pruning shears that were handed down to him from his Great
Great Grandfather
● Religion/Political/worldview: None just wants to vibe
● Job: No actual job but sometimes helps out local orchard thanks to personal interests (
they sometimes pay him under the table)
● Drivers license: Yes
● Vehicle: A unicycle that has a clown horn on it. As well as his own small sail boat
● Age: He’s 24 but acts like he’s 42 most of the time
● Pet peeve: When people ask him to many questions
● Living situation: Lives alone in a house he owns
● How he looks: Carhartt Work pants, huks, a canvas work apron that has a big pocket,
adidas hat and a plain t-shirt. A water resistant warm jacket and gloves that he carries
with him. He has
● Family: He has a sailor grandpa named Peter, An Army dad named George, and an
apple pie baking mother named Carrol.
● Deficiency’s and Dependency’s: Developmental issues from smoking pot at such a
young age, Anxiety, Depression, as well as chronic people pleasing.
● Weakness: People pleasing, Irritable, asthma
● Strengths: Aries Headedness and good at paddling ( good upper body strength) and
pruning ( knife skill)
● Behavior: Kind people pleaser who isn’t very talkative
● What makes you happy: Plants and smoking pot
● What makes you sad: People talking to him (he’s gonna be sad often then)
● Most important person: His father
● What do you find embarrassing about yourself: Inability to Talk to others well.
● What do you think your better at then you really are: Breathing ( asthma )
● What gives you hope: Money and weed
● How do others treat you: Kind but they know I won’t respond often
● Why are you brave: Get courage from smoking which makes him brave
● How does your character relate to others: Similar age and school as well as being in the
same pot heads united as Jessie
● Worst thing you have ever done: Killed a man with shears
● What’s in your pocket: Gloves, Sunglasses, pruning shears, Joints, and weed pen
● A secret only he knows: He has his foreskin ( I hate writing this because of the reason i
asked said question)
● Why are you at the orchard: Helping with plants as well as checking out the new corn
maze.
Squamp Starts out in the green house checking out the plants. He’s alone but some weird shit
starts to happen