Alice in Wonderland JR. Actor's Script
Alice in Wonderland JR. Actor's Script
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ACTOR’S SCRIPT
Table of Contents
Welcome to the Theater....................................................................................................... ii
What to Expect During Rehearsals ...............................................................................iii
Marking Your Script..............................................................................................................iv
Synopsis.....................................................................................................................................vi
Theater Tips.............................................................................................................................vii
Characters...............................................................................................................................viii
Alice in Wonderland JR. Script............................................................................................1
Opening: Alice's Theme..................................................................................................1
In a World of My Own......................................................................................................6
I’m Late...............................................................................................................................13
Very Good Advice...........................................................................................................22
Ocean of Tears / Smallification 2..............................................................................29
The Caucus Race..............................................................................................................32
I’m Late (Reprise)............................................................................................................35
How D’ye Do and Shake Hands.................................................................................39
How D’ye Do and Shake Hands (Reprise)..............................................................43
The Golden Afternoon..................................................................................................48
Adventure Is a Wonderful Thing...............................................................................52
The Unbirthday Song (Part 1)....................................................................................64
The Unbirthday Song (Part 2)....................................................................................66
I’m Late (Reprise 2).........................................................................................................70
Painting the Roses Red.................................................................................................75
Painting the Roses Red (Reprise)..............................................................................80
Simon Says (Part 1)........................................................................................................85
Simon Says (Part 2)........................................................................................................86
The Unbirthday Song (Reprise).................................................................................. 92
Finale.................................................................................................................................... 98
Actor’s Glossary..................................................................................................................102
Show Glossary.....................................................................................................................104
Credits & Copyrights........................................................................................................107
Welcome to the Theater
Congratulations! You’ll be working with your creative team and fellow
cast members to put on a musical. Before you begin rehearsals, there are
some important things you should know. This book is your script. Whether
putting on a school production or rehearsing a professional show, every
actor, director, and stage manager works from a script. Your Actor’s Script
contains additional information for this musical, like this introduction and
two glossaries. You can look up any bold words in the Actor’s Glossary at the
back of this book. Be sure to take good care of your script and take notes with
a pencil since what you’ll be doing onstage can change during rehearsals.
One of the first things you’ll need to learn is what to call the various areas
of the stage. Since most stages used to be raked, or tilted down toward the
house where the audience sits, the term downstage is still used to refer to
the area closest to the audience, and upstage is used to refer to the area
farthest from the audience. Stage left and stage right are from the actor’s
perspective when facing the audience. This diagram shows how to use these
terms to label nine different parts of the stage.
Music
Since you’re performing a musical, it is important to learn the music during
the rehearsal process. Your music director will teach the cast all the songs in
the show and tell you what to practice at home.
Choreography
Since most musicals include some movement or dance, you’ll also be
rehearsing choreography. Your choreographer will create the dances and
teach them to the cast. The music and the choreography help tell the story.
1 Always write your name legibly on your script. Scripts have a way of
getting lost or changing hands during rehearsals.
5 Draw diagrams to help clarify your blocking. For example, if you are
instructed to walk in a circle around a bench, you might draw a box
to represent the bench, then draw a circle around it with an arrow
indicating the direction in which you are supposed to walk.
6 Draw stick figures to help you remember your choreography.
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The WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE appears, bringing a whimsical world to life around
the curious, imaginative ALICE (Opening: Alice’s Theme). Alice’s older sister
MATHILDA and her FRIENDS barge in, shattering the world of Wonderland and
mocking Alice for living in a childish, make-believe world. After they go, Alice dreams
of a place of wonder and adventure where she can be her truest self (In a World of
My Own). As Alice falls asleep, the world of Wonderland comes to life around her and
CHESHIRE CATS 1-3 appear to guide Alice on her journey.
At the beckoning of the Cheshire Cat, the WHITE RABBIT rushes by, lamenting that
he is behind schedule (I’m Late). Alice follows him to the edge of his rabbit hole and
jumps in as the inhabitants of Wonderland fall past her, offering advice (Very Good
Advice).
Alice lands in front of a very small door. The DOORKNOB suggests that Alice eat and
drink magical items to change her size. During her growing and shrinking, she cries
an ocean of tears and is able to swim through the door’s keyhole into Wonderland. A
boat rows past carrying a DODO BIRD and a bunch of Wonderland creatures (Ocean
of Tears / Smallification 2). Once they all wash ashore, the Dodo Bird initiates a race
so that everyone can dry off (The Caucus Race).
The White Rabbit runs by again (I’m Late – Reprise), and Alice tries to follow him but
runs into TWEEDLE DEE and TWEEDLE DUM. The Tweedles explain how to properly
greet someone (How D’Ye Do and Shake Hands) but end up confusing everyone in
the process. Alice sneaks away to find the White Rabbit at his home, and, after eating
a magical cookie, she grows so large she ends up wearing his house as a dress.
After shrinking in size once more, Alice comes upon ROSE, LILY, PETUNIA, DAISY,
and VIOLET, the Flowers of the Golden Afternoon. Alice longs to join their club,
but the Flowers cruelly turn her away (The Golden Afternoon). An energetic
CATERPILLAR comes upon a very sad Alice and encourages her to continue
her quest despite all the unknowns ahead (Adventure Is a Wonderful Thing).
Afterwards, Alice finally comes face to face with the magical Cheshire Cat, who sends
her off to a tea party.
When Alice arrives, the MAD HATTER, MARCH HARE, and PARTY GUESTS are
celebrating their unbirthdays (The Unbirthday Song). The White Rabbit runs by, still
late (I’m Late – Reprise 2), and the Mad Hatter and March Hare try to fix his watch
with disastrous results.
Alice follows the White Rabbit into the Royal Rose Garden and runs into a strange
sight: the ROYAL CARDS are painting the roses red (Painting the Roses Red). The
QUEEN OF HEARTS and KING OF HEARTS appear, and the Queen chastises the
Royal Cards (Painting the Roses Red – Reprise). When the Queen of Hearts notices
Alice, she challenges her to a game of Simon Says (Simon Says – Parts 1 & 2).
Alice, much to everyone’s surprise, beats the Queen at her own game. The King
proposes a trial for Alice as an alternative to an immediate beheading. Witnesses
Theater Tips
• It takes an ensemble to make a show; everyone’s part is
important.
• Be respectful of others at all times.
• Bring your script and a pencil to every rehearsal.
• Arrive at rehearsal on time and ready to begin.
• Be specific! Make clear choices about your character’s
background and motivation for each line and action.
• To help memorize your lines, write them down or speak them
aloud to yourself in a mirror.
• Don’t upstage yourself. Cheat out so the audience can always
see your face and hear your voice.
• Before each performance, tell everyone to “break a leg” –
which is theater talk for “good luck”!
• Be quiet backstage and remember: if you can see the
audience, they can see you – so stay out of sight.
• If you forget a line or something unexpected happens onstage,
keep going! When you remain confident and in character, it’s
unlikely that the audience will notice anything is wrong.
• Remember to thank your director and fellow cast and crew.
• HAVE FUN!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE – The zany, magical, and unique characters that Alice
meets along her journey, from cats and rabbits to flowers and doorknobs.
This group includes participants in the caucus race who are swept up by the
ocean of tears; PARTY GUESTS at the March Hare and Mad Hatter’s tea party;
and ROYAL CARDS, servants of the Queen and King of Hearts, including
ACE OF SPADES, TWO OF CLUBS, THREE OF DIAMONDS, and FOUR OF
HEARTS
ALICE, TALL ALICE, SMALL ALICE – a curious and adventurous girl of different sizes
MATHILDA – Alice’s older sister, who is more logical and grounded than her sibling
CHESHIRE CATS 1-3 – magical felines in three parts who don’t always agree; friendly
guides for both Alice and the audience
DODO BIRD – captain of the Queen’s Navy and referee of the caucus race
TWEEDLE DUM & TWEEDLE DEE – goofy twins with impeccable manners who are
easily confused
ROSE, LILY, PETUNIA, DAISY, VIOLET – the rudely exclusive Flowers of the Golden
Afternoon
MAD HATTER – a tea party host with a penchant for hats and making up rules
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What?
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Alice…What are you doing…?
ALICE
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I’m not Alice! I’m Professor Alabaster, on a search for a rare rainbow
caterpillar.
FRIEND 1
Is there even such a thing?
MATHILDA
Forget my sister. She’s always got her head in the clouds.
ALICE
No, I don’t.
FRIEND 2
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Didn’t you say that last week she had a tea party… by herself??
ALICE
(looking up for the first time from her caterpillar quest)
Not true!
(to the FRIENDS, now with a royal posture and tone, maybe
even an accent)
You see, I had to throw a party to welcome my constituents. They
traveled by boat to see me crowned “Princess Alissa, Ruler of the Land”!
FRIEND 1
…What?
ALICE
(hurt; to herself)
That’s Princess Alissa to you.
FRIEND 1
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Oh, Alice. You spend way too much time playing make-believe.
FRIEND 2
You’ll see when you’re older. That’s just kid stuff.
FRIEND 1
Come on, Mathilda. Let’s go.
MATHILDA
(trying to soften the blow)
Alice. Look. They’re not trying to be mean. But you’re always making
up stories. Always pretending to be someone you’re not. A Professor… a
Princess… just be yourself.
ALICE
But… who am I?
MATHILDA
I don’t know who you are, Alice. That’s something no one can answer
but you.
In a World of My Own
(MATHILDA exits. ALICE stands center stage, thinking.)
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Alice is about to discover that Wonderland is far more than she expected.
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It’s a land of racing lobsters, singing flowers, painting cards, and even a
talking Cheshire Cat… That’s me!
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You mean us. But I—
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Meaning me—
CHESHIRE CAT 3
That is, we—
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Come into the story later.
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Alice’s journey to Wonderland begins with a pallid, long-eared, carrot-
munching quadruped known only as...
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The White Rabbit!
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The White Rabbit!
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Oh, he’s always late.
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Yo, White Rabbit, you’re on!
I'm Late
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(The WHITE RABBIT runs on, staring at his pocket watch, very upset.
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late, I’m late for a
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late, I’m late for a
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ver - y im - por - tant date! No
(The WHITE RABBIT shows ALICE the time on the pocket watch.)
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time to say, “hel - lo.” Good - bye! I’m
ENSEMBLE
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late, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late. He’s
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o - ver - due. He’s
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wish that I could fly. There’s
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here’s the rea - son why: We know! You’re
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why are you still here? I’ll nev - er make it
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now, I fear. You’re late! You’re late! You’re late!
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you see, the Queen of Hearts is throwing this— WONDERLAND
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got to go! I
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think my watch is slow. I wound it up, but
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now it’s wound, it makes a fun - ny
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clock. And thanks to that I have to run when
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I’d pre - fer to walk. He
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still it’s al - ways mush mush mush. It
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hap - pens when you’re bus - y!
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now as you can guess: no
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time to say, “hel - lo.” Good - bye! You’re
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ALICE: Curiouser and curiouser! Hadn’t you better be going, then?
WHITE RABBIT: I don’t believe I’ve explained myself quite fully.
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stay. There must be no de - lay. And
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Oh, look: It’s half past ten; he
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You're late!!!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
(to audience)
Alice followed the White Rabbit to the edge of the rabbit hole.
ALICE
Well...this rabbit hole looks pretty deep and dark, and I can’t see the
bottom, and maybe it goes all the way to the center of the earth, and I’ll
be burnt to a crisp in the molten core.
(pause, then: with a hint of mischief)
Or… maybe it’s the start of my great adventure!!
4
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CHESHIRE CAT 2: And fell for what seemed like three and a half weeks...
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of your brain.
QUEEN OF HEARTS: Be careful what you wish for — you might
just get it.
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CHESHIRE CAT 1
Finally—
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Alice landed—
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Right in front of a little door.
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
A very little door.
ALICE
This must be where the White Rabbit went. I have to get in.
(ALICE tugs on the DOORKNOB, which yelps in pain.)
DOORKNOB
Yeow! Leggo my schnozzola already!
ALICE
Oh, I’m sorry. I have to find the White Rabbit.
DOORKNOB
The White Rabbit, eh? Well, who taught you to go around pulling on
people’s proboscises?
ALICE
You’re not a person – you’re a doorknob.
DOORKNOB
Well, doorknobs have feelings too.
ALICE
I’m very sorry I pulled on your proboscis, but I have to find the White
Rabbit.
DOORKNOB
(eyeing ALICE closely)
You are far too big to enter Wonderland.
ALICE
Oh no! But I just have to get in! I just have to!
DOORKNOB
Now, don’t have a tantrum. You just arrived. There’s far too much
adventure ahead to lose patience already. Maybe if you drank some of
the magic potion in that convenient bottle floating nearby, you might…
just… fit in.
ALICE
Hmm… I really don’t know what’s in this bottle, but it looks so pretty.
It could be poison, or mayonnaise, or hand sanitizer, or a frothy
combination of all three! But I have to find the White Rabbit. I must
continue with my adventure!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
With one gulp of that potion, Alice shrank to three inches tall—
CHESHIRE CAT 2
You mean three inches short—
CHESHIRE CAT 3
It was a very tall three inches.
SMALL ALICE
Oh, look at me. I’m the right size for that door!
DOORKNOB
I believe someone forgot about the key waaaaaay up there on that shelf.
SMALL ALICE
Now I’m too small to reach the key! Oh no, no, no.
DOORKNOB
Oh, please don’t fret. Here, try a cookie.
SMALL ALICE
Well, it looks delicious. I just love cookies! But how do I know what’s in
it? Don’t be silly, Alice – what harm can one cookie do?
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Alice grew so big with just one tiny bite of that cookie...
CHESHIRE CAT 2
… that she filled the entire room at the bottom of the rabbit hole.
TALL ALICE
Now I’m too big!
DOORKNOB
Sorry, kid, you’ll never fit in Wonderland now. Try Pittsburgh.
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CHESHIRE CAT 3: And cried and cried and cried and cried.
&
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ocean of tears!
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&
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(The CHESHIRE CAT runs the bottle over to TALL ALICE. She drinks it
down. She is replaced by SMALL ALICE, who starts swimming.)
CHESHIRE CAT 1: Alice shrank back down and swam
Jaunty h = 110
into the ocean of tears…
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CHESHIRE CAT 3: And swam all the way to Wonderland!
&b
20-22
(As SMALL ALICE swims, a boat appears with
members of the WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
rowing and the DODO BIRD.)
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sail the o - cean blue, and our
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sau - cy ship’s a beau - ty. We are
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lob - sters brave and true and at - ten - tive—
SMALL ALICE
Yech, I’m all wet! Anybody got a towel?
DODO BIRD
(looking around)
Nope.
SMALL ALICE
A blow dryer?
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Huh?
DODO BIRD
My dear young damsel, the only way to get yourself dry in Wonderland
is to initiate an officially sanctioned Caucus Race!
SMALL ALICE
What is a Caucus Race?
DODO BIRD
It involves a lot of running.
SMALL ALICE
Which way do we run?
DODO BIRD
No particular direction.
SMALL ALICE
And how exactly will all this running in a Caucus Race help me get
dried off?
DODO BIRD
The best way to explain it is to do it!
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won - der why you have to race 'til you are dry?
WONDERLAND DODO
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16
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Some may stare and some may scoff... We're off! Not
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when the race is o - ver, no one ev - er seems to lose.
accel.
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jol - ly cau - cus race!!!
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¿ ¿ ww ww
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Oh, Mr. Rabbit, wait up! Wait for me!
DODO BIRD
But my dear, come back – you’re a natural! And you forgot your
winner’s cookie!
SMALL ALICE
Thanks! After all that swimming and racing, I could use a pick-me-up!
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Alice took a bite of that cookie—
CHESHIRE CAT 2
And grew back to her regular size!
ALICE
Curiouser and curiouser...
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Alice decided to go with the flow.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
And chased after the White Rabbit—
CHESHIRE CAT 3
But ran into Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum—
CHESHIRE CAT
Literally!
ALICE
Oh, I’m sorry!
TWEEDLE DUM
Oh, how do you do, Sorry! I’m Tweedle Dum.
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And I’m Tweedle Dee. I’ve never met anyone named Sorry before.
ALICE
Oh, I’m sorry, but I’m not Sorry. I’m sorry.
TWEEDLE DEE
Oh, how do you do! I’m Tweedle Dee.
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No, I’m Tweedle Dee.
TWEEDLE DEE
No, I’m Tweedle Dee. You’re Tweedle Dum.
TWEEDLE DUM
Oh, am I? I’m sorry.
TWEEDLE DEE
What a coincidence! So is she!
ALICE
I’m sorry?
TWEEDLE DUM
Oh, how do you do! I’m Tweedle Dum.
TWEEDLE DEE
Then I must be Tweedle Dee.
ALICE
Don’t you know who you are?
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(overreacting)
Well, there’s no need to attack us!
TWEEDLE DEE
Yes, we’ve only just met!
ALICE
I thought you knew each other. I’m sor—
TWEEDLE DUM
(cutting her off)
Oh, how do you do? I’m Tweedle Dum.
ALICE
(overlapping, trying to correct the confusion)
I apologize.
TWEEDLE DEE
And I’m Tweedle Dee.
(The TWEEDLES shake hands with ALICE, who is now over it.)
ALICE
And I’m out of here! It’s been fun, but I have to find the White Rabbit.
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Meeting and running ain’t very polite. There’s a right way—
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acute co-dependency—
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ALICE
Oh, there you are. My name is— oh, wait.
(extending her hand in greeting)
I mean, how do you do, my name is—
WHITE RABBIT
Samantha, Samantha, hurry, I can’t find my gloves—
ALICE
But my name isn’t Samantha!
WHITE RABBIT
Oh, right.
(laughs)
I don’t even know a Samantha!!
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Well, I don’t care what your name is. You’re making me later than I
already am.
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Hurry, hurry, my gloves, somewhere in my house. I’m late!!
ALICE
You “don’t care” what my name is?! Boy, I never knew rabbits could be
so rude!
Oh, look – another cookie! What harm could one more do…
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Famous last words.
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Alice took one bite and grew as big as a house.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Her arms and legs stuck out the windows and doors—
CHESHIRE CAT 1
And the roof sat on the top of her head!
(TALL ALICE enters wearing the house like a dress and the roof
as a hat.)
TALL ALICE
Oh, no. I can’t go out in public in this house dress. I’ve got to do
something.
WHITE RABBIT
Help, help! There’s a monster in my house! And I’m late!
TALL ALICE
I’m not a monster, I’m a little girl. Okay, a very big little girl.
WHITE RABBIT
Help, help! There’s a very big little girl in my house. And I’m still late!
DODO BIRD
Whoa! Love the hat.
WHITE RABBIT
I’m late! Help me! Help me!
DODO BIRD
I have the answer!
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
(to the audience)
And there was much rejoicing!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Yay!
DODO BIRD
We’ll burn the house down!
DODO BIRD
Hurry up now, gather the wood. Anybody got a match? I’m all out.
TALL ALICE
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with matches?
WHITE RABBIT
Just hurry! Pleeeease!! I’m—
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TALL ALICE
Oh dear! I’d better do something, fast. Maybe if I eat one of those carrots
growing in the rabbit’s garden!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
When Alice ate that carrot, can you guess what happened?
CHESHIRE CAT 2
That’s right!
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Cue Small Alice!
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house. The WHITE RABBIT, DODO BIRD, and WONDERLAND
ENSEMBLE exit.)
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
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The Garden! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
SMALL ALICE
Up, down, big, small – no matter how hard I try, I never seem to fit in!
ROSE
Up, down—
LILY
Big, small—
SMALL ALICE
Wow. You are all so… beautiful!
ROSE
(snottily)
We know! Right, Daisy?
DAISY
That’s right, Rosie.
VIOLET
Everybody loves us because we’re...
FLOWERS
The Flowers of the Golden Afternoon!
SMALL ALICE
The Golden Afternoon? What’s that?
LILY
It’s the name of our very exclusive garden club, right Petunia?
PETUNIA
Totally affirmative, Lily. If you want to be cool, you have to be a flower
like us!
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No one gets in unless we say.
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Violet, she says she’s a girl!
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Whatever!
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Umm…Well, my name is Alice.
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Um. No.
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I’m a Caterpillar, kiddo. At least for now!
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dou - ble - you - O - N - D - E - R We are!
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& ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Doub - le you - O - N - D - E - R - F - U - L!
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& ¿
Doub - le you - O - N - D - E - R - F - U - L!
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# ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ∑
71 3
&
Dou - ble you - O - N - D - E - R!
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WONDERLAND
∑
ENSEMBLE:
#
3
& # ## ¿
j j j
¿ ¿ ¿ ‰ ¿ ‰ ¿ ‰ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
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71 3
&
Dou - ble you - O - N - D - E - R!
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∑
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#
3
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73 3 3 3
& ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
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74 3 3 3
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3 3 3
& ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Dou - ble - you - O - N - D - E - R if you will
&
A-D-V - E - N - T - U - R - E!
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A-D-V - E - N - T - U - R - E!
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A-D-V - E - N - T - U - R - E!
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j
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82
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84
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ALICE:
& ∑ Ó
Per -
∑ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ Ó
86
&
No, you go a - head!
¿ ¿ ¿ ¿.
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haps you could join me?
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&Ó ‰ ¿ ¿ ‰ œ œ # œ ‰ œj œ n œ
88
(CATERPILLAR):
& œ œ œ œ # œj ‰ Œ ∑
90
WONDERLAND
j ‰ j
&Ó ‰ ¿ œ œ # œ ‰ œj œ n œ
88
¿
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(CATERPILLAR):
& œ œ œ œ # œj ‰ Œ ∑
90
WONDERLAND
‰ œj # œ œ ‰ œj œ # œ ‰ œ n œj
ENSEMBLE:
& Ó
Read - y now? No - ble chin! Chest out
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92
j
& œ œ œ œ #œ ‰ Œ ∑
and tum - my in!
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94
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- card, give a ring! Get the lead out, time to swing!
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3
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98 3
j
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3
b ˙˙˙ ‰ œ œ œ œ œ ∑
3
SMALL ALICE
(amazed)
Oh my goodness! Out of nowhere… you’re a butterfly!!
CATERPILLAR
See! It’s all about the adventure, kid! You never know who you’ll become
along the way.
SMALL ALICE
Okay!
(beat)
But…what should I do…?
CATERPILLAR
Keep going!!
SMALL ALICE
No, I mean about being three inches tall!
CATERPILLAR
Hmm. Right. You wanna grow big and strong, you gotta eat the right
foods. Try this magic cookie.
SMALL ALICE
Another cookie! You all eat a lot of sweets around here.
CATERPILLAR
This one is high in fiber… and inspiration. Simply deee-lectable! Good
luck on your adventure!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
As the Caterpillar-slash-Butterfly flapped away, Alice ate the magic
cookie.
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(SMALL ALICE takes a bite.)
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Uh-oh.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Cue medium Alice!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Alice grew back to a more medium size and set off with new resolve.
ALICE
(with new confidence)
A-D-V-E-N-T-U-R-
CHESHIRE CAT 2
E!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Me.
CHESHIRE CAT 3
We!
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
Hello, Alice. We are the Cheshire Cat.
ALICE
Oh, how do you do? I have a cat just like you. Her name is Dinah.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Oh, really?
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Just like us, huh?
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
Can Dinah stand on her head like this?
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Somebody having a bad day?
ALICE
Maybe the White Rabbit can help me, but I can’t find him anywhere.
CHESHIRE CAT 1
You might ask the Mad Hatter.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
He knows where everything is.
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Trouble is, he keeps it all under his hat.
ALICE
A Mad Hatter? I don’t want to make anyone mad.
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
Haven’t you noticed we’re all a little mad?
(The CHESHIRE CAT disappears, leaving only a floating smile.)
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Why, I myself am not all here!
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Enjoy the tea party.
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Try the Red Zinger. Does wonderful things for growing pains.
11
play Musical Chairs, ignoring ALICE.)
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you! A ver - y mer - ry un - birth - day to
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you. To you! It’s great to drink to
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ALICE
Oh, excuse me. I didn’t mean to crash your birthday party.
MARCH HARE
It’s not a birthday party, it’s an unbirthday party.
ALICE
An unbirthday party?
MAD HATTER
Well, you only have one birthday each year, but you have three hundred
and sixty-four unbirthdays!
MARCH HARE
Sometimes three hundred and sixty-five.
MAD HATTER
Truth.
PARTY GUESTS
Happy Unbirthday!
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GUESTS:
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mean? Guess who? I
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w
you! Out!!!
MAD HATTER
Yes, but rules can be so limiting.
MARCH HARE
It’s so much more fun to make up your own rules.
ALICE
But if everyone makes up their own rules, how do you know if you’re
playing fairly?
MAD HATTER
Well, that’s part of the game, I guess.
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1-3
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I'm
Œ Œ Œ Œ
5
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7
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ver - y im - por - tant date! No time to say, "good -
¿
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¿ Œ Ó Œ œ œ Œ Ó
10
&œ
bye." Hel - lo! I'm late!
WONDERLAND
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&Ó Œ Ó Œ œ
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¿
(WHITE RABBIT):
¿ Œ Ó Œ œ œ Œ Ó
10
&œ
bye." Hel - lo! I'm late!
WONDERLAND
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ENSEMBLE:
&Ó Œ œ Ó Œ œ
He's late! He's
4
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13
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4
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I'm late!
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late! You're...
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Late!
MAD HATTER
Did you say you were late?
ALICE
Only seventy-six times. Not that anyone’s counting.
WHITE RABBIT
(showing the MAD HATTER his pocket watch)
See?
MAD HATTER
Well, your watch is slow, silly. Here, let me fix it for you.
(The MAD HATTER grabs the watch and huddles over it with the
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE like surgeons over a patient. The
CHESHIRE CAT makes the sound of a heart monitor beeping.)
MARCH HARE
Scalpel!!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Scalpel!!!
MAD HATTER
Forceps!
MARCH HARE
Forceps!!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Forceps!!!
MAD HATTER
Axle grease!
MARCH HARE
Axle grease!!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Axle grease!!!
MAD HATTER
Peanut butter!
WHITE RABBIT
Peanut butter?!?
MARCH HARE
Crunchy or smooth?!
MAD HATTER
Hurry, we’re losing her!!
WHITE RABBIT
Oh no no no!
MAD HATTER
Bring me the liverwurst!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
The liverwurst!!!
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
(like Groucho Marx)
This is the worst liver I’ve ever seen!
MAD HATTER
(like a mad scientist)
Live. Live! I command you to live!!!
Oooops.
(to WHITE RABBIT)
You might want to get a new watch.
ALICE
(to MAD HATTER)
You broke it!
MAD HATTER
I know! Wasn’t it fun? Let’s do it again!!
WHITE RABBIT
Oh nooo! Now I’ll never get there on time!
ALICE
Hey, wait, you forgot your watch!
CHESHIRE CAT 1
Alice ran after the White Rabbit, but the rodent was nowhere to be
found.
WHITE RABBIT
I am not a rodent!
(The WHITE RABBIT storms off.)
CHESHIRE CAT 1
My bad. But the lagomorph was nowhere to be found.
ALICE
Wonderland is too crazy for me. The rules keep changing and no one can
tell me why. I should just go home… if I could only find my way.
CHESHIRE CAT 1
But Alice, in Wonderland, there’s only the Queen’s way.
ALICE
But I’ve never even met a queen.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Then this is your lucky day.
CHESHIRE CAT 3
You’re going to meet the greatest Queen of all!
CHESHIRE CAT 2
This way to the Royal Rose Garden.
CHESHIRE CAT 1
(shouting offstage)
Royal Cards, you’re on deck!
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
Right this way, Alice!
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44
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par - don me, but Mis - ter Three why must you paint them
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CLUBS:
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51
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FOUR OF
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HEARTS:
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68
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55
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Queen she likes ‘em red, and if she saw white in -
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stead, she’d raise a fuss and each of us would
j j - j
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57
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Queen she likes ‘em red, and if she saw white in -
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stead, she’d raise a fuss and each of us would
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quickl - y lose his head. Oh my! Since this is a thought we
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66
& J œ
dread, we’re paint - ing the ros - es
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fl
red.
red.
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ROYAL CARDS
& bb œœ .. b œ .. ‰
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‰
GROUP 2:
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&
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>es, >>œ .. bb >>œœ .. bb >œœ .. œœ
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ros- > paint - ing >
ros- >
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red, not
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WHITE RABBIT
Attention, attention! Inhabitants and subjects and all other direct or
indirect objects of Wonderland! Fall to your knees and tremble before
Her Majestic Majesty, Her Royal Regality… yes, folks, your favorite
monarch: the one, the only, Queen of Hearts!
(The KING OF HEARTS enters timidly.)
KING OF HEARTS
And, um, well, let’s not forget the King of Hearts.
WHITE RABBIT
Oh yeah. Him, too.
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1-6
5
(The QUEEN OF HEARTS stomps onstage.)
& bbbb 68
7-11
Heavy q. = 120
3
QUEEN OF
b
& b b b 68 Œ.
HEARTS:
j
12-14
œ œ
Who’s been
j j
ROYAL
b
& b bb œ œ œ œ œ œ. .
80
j œ œ œ œ
16 Disney’s Alice in Wonderland JR. CARDS:
œ œ œ
paint - ing my ro - ses red? Who’s been paint - ing her ro - ses
Heavy q. = 120
3
QUEEN OF
b
& b b b 68 Œ.
HEARTS:
j
12-14
œ œ
Who’s been
j œ. . j
ROYAL
b
& b bb œ œ œ œ œ j œ œ œ œ
16 CARDS:
œ œ œ
paint - ing my ro - ses red? Who’s been paint - ing her ro - ses
QUEEN OF
b . j j
& b b b œ . Œ Jœ œ œJ œ j
HEARTS:
œ œ œ œ.
19
œ
.
red? Who dares to taint with vul - gar paint the
b j
& b bb œ œ œ j Œ j j
22
œ n œ. . œ œ œ œ œ œ
roy - al flow - er bed? For paint - ing my ros - es
THREE OF
& . ¿
red, some - one will lose his head! Your
FOUR OF
b j j j
& b bb ¿
HEARTS:
j ¿ ¿ ‰ ¿
29
¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ b¿
Maj - es - ty, please! It’s all his fault… Not
b
& b bb n ¿ j ¿ ¿ ¿
J J ‰ ‰
31
¿ ¿ ‰ ¿
me, Your Grace, the Ace! The Ace!
b j j
HEARTS: SPADES: HEARTS:
& b bb ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ‰ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ‰ ¿
33
J J
You? It was you! Oh no, it was Two! The
¿ ¿ ¿
TWO OF
35
b bbb n ¿ ¿ ¿ ‰
CLUBS:
¿ J J ‰ ‰
& J J J
Deuce, you say? Not me, the Trey!
QUEEN OF
b
81
& b bb ¿
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¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
HEARTS:
j
37
J J œ
¿ ¿ ¿
TWO OF
b
& b bb n ¿ ¿ ¿ ‰ ¿ J J ‰ ‰
35 CLUBS:
J J J
Deuce, you say? Not me, the Trey!
QUEEN OF
b bbb ¿
HEARTS:
¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ j
37
& J J œ
That’s e - nough nu - mer - i - cal stuff! E -
b
& b bb œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
39
œ œ œ œ œ
nough of your scar - lets and crim - son ver - mil - lions and
b
& b bb œ œ œ œ œ œ b˙. ˙.
41
2
ROYAL
b
& b bb Œ . œ œ œ œ. . Œ . Œ. Œ j
44 CARDS:
46-47
œ
Off with your heads! You’re
bbb j j
b œ œ œ œ œ œ. . Œ j œ œ œ œ
49
& œ œ
go - ing to lose your heads, You’re go - ing to lose your
b
& b bb ˙ . Œ j j
52
œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ
heads, For paint - ing the ros - es
b
& b b b œ. . Œ ‰ ∑
55
red!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
And just what do we have here, hmm?
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
(to audience)
And there was much hubbub.
ROYAL CARDS
Hubbub, hubbub, hubbub!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
Silence! We speak the Queen’s English here, you nameless little whelp!
ALICE
Yes, Your Loudness. I mean, Your Meanness. I mean, Your Highness!
And my name is Alice.
ROYAL CARDS
(gasping)
Alice!?
ALICE
Yes, Alice. At least it was when I got here.
QUEEN OF HEARTS
That’s impossible. Everyone knows Alice doesn’t live here anymore!
ALICE
Okay, well… um, that works, too… because all I want to do is get out of
here and find my way back home.
ROYAL CARDS
(gasping)
Her way home?!?
QUEEN OF HEARTS
Your way home?? You’ll find my way home… or we’ll cut off your head!
You’ll be who I say you are and no one else, do you understand?
ALICE
No. Nothing makes sense here!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
And don’t you forget it. Now, before you go anywhere, you’ll have to
beat me in Wonderland’s favorite pastime.
ROYAL CARDS
Yeah!
ALICE
Wonderland’s favorite pastime?
Well, Your Majesty, I bet you probably want to play a game of croquet
using upside-down flamingos for mallets, right?
QUEEN OF HEARTS
My dear young girl, croquet is so nineteenth-century.
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
(shrugging shoulders, to ALICE)
Sorry.
QUEEN OF HEARTS
I want to play Simon Says!
ALICE
Simon Says?
ROYAL CARDS
Simon Says!!!
WHITE RABBIT
All Royal Cards on deck for the royal tournament of Simon Says!
Because the Queen says so, that’s why!
&b ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ Œ Œ
7
¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Si - mon Says curt - sy. Si - mon Says bow.
b
&b ¿ ¿ ¿. ¿ ¿ Œ
9
¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Si - mon Says touch your nose. Si - mon Says me - ow.
11
b b j‰
& ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Si-mon Says swim back-stroke. Si-mon Says freeze like a sta-tue!
b
&b ¿ ¿ ¿ Œ
13
¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Si - mon says jump! Si - mon Says get as low as you can
q = 170
bb Ó ∑
15
& ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
poss - ib - ly go!
&
19-21
ALICE
Oh, I love Simon Says.
QUEEN OF HEARTS
(with cunning)
But does Simon love you, I wonder? Simon Says stand up. Time for the
lightning round!
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
3 3
Si - mon Says hop on one leg! Si - mon Says do jump - ing jacks!
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
5 3
Si - mon Says leap like a frog! Si - mon Says melt like wax!
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
7 3 3
Si-mon Says walk like a mon-ster! Si-mon Says scream with no sound!
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ Œ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
9 3
2 2
Simon Says stand up. of your lungs!
68
&
13-14 15-16
Annoying q. = 154
j
& 68
ALICE:
∑ b œ œ œ œ. Œ.
17
œ œ
f Paint - ing the ro - ses red,
QUEEN OF HEARTS: (holds her head in pain) Oh, I loathe that song!
j j
Stop singing, before my ears explode!
&b œ œ œ œ œ Œ Jœ œ œ œ œ
20
œ. J
paint - ing the ro - ses red. We dare not stop or
j j j j
&b œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œj ‰ ‰ œ .
23
j œ. Œ œ œ œ œ œ j
&b œ
26
œ œ œ œ J œ
paint - ing the ro - ses red! We’re paint - ing the ro - ses,
œ œ œ œj œ œ œ œ œj œ œ œ œ œj
&b œ
29
paint - ing the ro - ses, paint - ing the ro - ses, paint - ing the ro - ses,
QUEEN OF Theatre
HEARTS: Royal Cards, drag her away!!!
Music International • Broadway Junior® • Actor’s Script 87
œ œ œ j œ œ œ j
&b œ œ œ ∑
32
œ
&b œ œ œ œ œj œ œ œ œ œj œ œ œ œ œj
29
paint - ing the ro - ses, paint - ing the ro - ses, paint - ing the ro - ses,
œ œ œ j œ œ œ j
&b œ œ œ ∑
32
œ
paint - ing the ro - ses, paint - ing the ro - ses...
ALICE
But you didn’t say Simon Says!
CHESHIRE CAT 1, 2, 3
The crowd gasped!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Gasp!
KING OF HEARTS
I’m afraid the match goes to Alice!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
You may have won the match, Alice, but you’ve just lost your head!
Royal Cards! Off with her—
KING OF HEARTS
Wait, my dearest. Why don’t we have a trial? Just this once, you know,
shake things up a bit?
QUEEN OF HEARTS
Well, all right. But make it fast, I want to see her head rolling around like
a bowling ball.
(The WHITE RABBIT steps forward and blows his trumpet. #32 –
HIGH TRIBUNAL FANFARE.)
WHITE RABBIT
All assemble for the high tribunal: Alice versus the Queen of Hearts!
ALICE
Don’t be silly, I just beat her at her own game.
QUEEN OF HEARTS
(weeping like a distraught witness)
She beat me, do you hear? She confesses! She beat me. She beat me!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
(in sympathy)
Aww…
QUEEN OF HEARTS
(suddenly happy again)
Hurry, get to the good part where we cut off her head!
ALICE
But we haven’t heard any witnesses yet.
CHESHIRE CAT 1
First witness—
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Better make that plural—
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee – take the witness stand!
TWEEDLES
Oh, how do you do!
KING OF HEARTS
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, can you please introduce yourselves to
the court?
TWEEDLE DEE
We can’t!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Gasp!
TWEEDLE DUM
We don’t know who we are anymore!!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Gasp!
TWEEDLE DEE
That horrible little girl got us all tied up in a knot!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
You see? You see?!?
KING OF HEARTS
And can you tell the court her name?
TWEEDLES
Sorry!
KING OF HEARTS
Just tell us her name.
TWEEDLES
Sorry!!
KING OF HEARTS
No, her name!
TWEEDLES
Sorry!!!
KING OF HEARTS
Oh, well. Never mind then.
CHESHIRE CAT 2
Next witnesses! The Flowers of the Golden Afternoon!
KING OF HEARTS
Now, Flowers, did you observe any incredibly suspicious behavior on
the part of the incredibly guilty party?
ROSE
Well, Your Honor, she wanted to become a member of our club!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Gasp!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
(shocked)
She didn’t!!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
She did!
LILY
I know, right?
PETUNIA
Ick.
VIOLET
She wanted to be a Flower like us!
KING OF HEARTS
And what did you tell her?
FLOWERS
Eeewww!
CHESHIRE CAT 3
Next witnesses: the Mad Hatter and the March Hare!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
Off with your... hat.
(The MAD HATTER takes off a big hat, revealing a smaller hat
underneath.)
MAD HATTER
She wants to play by the rules!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Gasp! Rules, rules, murmur, murmur—
QUEEN OF HEARTS
This rebellion must be quelled!!!
KING OF HEARTS
And just where were you when this horrible crime was committed?
MARCH HARE
Well, we were having a tea party.
MAD HATTER
You know, today is my unbirthday.
KING OF HEARTS
(to the QUEEN)
Why, dear, today is your unbirthday, too!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
It is?
& 44
MAD HATTER:
∑ Ó Œ ¿
We
QUEEN OF
3 HEARTS:
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ought to throw a par - ty to a ver - y spe - cial par - ty. You
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Disney’s Alice in Wonderland JR. MAD
HEARTS: HATTER:
&¿ Œ Œ ¿ Œ Œ ¿
¿
3 HEARTS:
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
ought to throw a par - ty to a ver - y spe - cial par - ty. You
KING OF MAD
HEARTS: HATTER:
Œ Œ Œ Œ
5
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
mean? Guess who? I
QUEEN OF
HEARTS:
¿
7
&¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
hate to be spe - ci - fic but Your High - ness is ter - ri - fic… You
&¿ ¿ œ
mean? I do! The
& œ. œ
J œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ Œ œ
11
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Queen of Hearts is all the rage; let’s treat her roy - al - ly. A
œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ
15
&˙ ˙ ˙
ver - y, ver - y, ver - y, ver - y, ver - y, mer - ry un - birth - day to…
b¿
GROUP 1: GROUP 2: GROUP 3: GROUP 4:
Œ Œ #¿ Œ Œ
19
&¿ b¿
Who? What? Where? Why?
˙˙ ww Œ ‰ ¿j ¿ Œ Ó
ALL:
&Ó Ó
21
˙ w
We! Hoo - ray!
ALICE
Oh, I’m not afraid of you! You’re nothing but a pack of playing cards!
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
Gasp!
ROYAL CARDS
What did you call us?
ALICE
I should shuffle you all and cut you in half!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
Revolution! Revolution!! Off with her head, I say!!!
ALICE
Wait! Don’t I get a defense attorney? Isn’t anyone going to help me?
CATERPILLAR
Hey, kiddo, I’ll help you… if it so please the court.
KING OF HEARTS
Well, it really so doesn’t, but I guess it’s only fair.
QUEEN OF HEARTS
(seething)
One minute, Caterpillar… then off with her head!
CATERPILLAR
(to the QUEEN)
Off with her head, got it.
(to ALICE)
Hey, kiddo. What an adventure you’ve been on! What people you’ve
met! Now, answer this one simple question, and dig deep: Whooooo are
youuuuu?
ALICE
(thinking)
Well, I’m not a silly pair of Tweedles who get all bent out of shape and
tied up in knots if you don’t know the proper way to say hello!
TWEEDLES
(offended)
I’m sorry!
SMALL ALICE
And I’m certainly not a bunch of snooty flowers who act like they’re
better than everybody else and whose only ambition in life is to look
pretty!
FLOWERS
Hmph.
TALL ALICE
And I’m not some party animal Mad Hatter who likes to cheat at games
and break other people’s things to be funny.
MAD HATTER
How dare you!
SMALL ALICE
And I’m not an anxious White Rabbit who never has time to visit and
play and get to know me—
TALL ALICE
When all I wanted to do was be his friend.
WHITE RABBIT
Oh dear, dear, dear…
ALICE
And I’m absolutely...positively…
SMALL ALICE
Categorically….
ALICE
(realizing)
Wait….
SMALL ALICE
Hold on…
TALL ALICE
That’s it…!
(Everyone is silent.)
ALICE
I’ll tell you who I am—
SMALL ALICE
I’m Alice!
TALL ALICE
I’m Alice!
ALICE
I’m Alice! And I never want to be anyone else.
WONDERLAND ENSEMBLE
(various, overlapping)
Alice….Alice....Alice…
MATHILDA
(calling out)
Alice… Alice…
ALICE
(waking up)
She’s going to cut off my head!
MATHILDA
Who’s going to what?
ALICE
The Queen of Hearts!
MATHILDA
Alice, you’ve been dreaming again. You were asleep, silly.
ALICE
I was?
(looks around)
Well, then that was the wildest dream! But I think I figured out who I
am. I’m Alice. And I’m proud to be her. No matter what anybody else
thinks.
MATHILDA
Good for you, Alice.
ALICE
Can I borrow your notebook? I need to write this story down.
MATHILDA
Hey, Alice? I’d love to read it when you’re done. You do have an
amazing imagination.
ALICE
(smiling, proudly)
I know.
(#40 – FINALE.)
Finale
(A clock chimes. ALICE pulls the WHITE
RABBIT's watch out of her pocket.)
MATHILDA: Where did you get that watch?
b
Big Ben q = 96
2
& b 44
1-2
& ∑ Ó Œ œ œ
3-4
And I
b j ‰ œj
&b œ œ ‰ œ œ œ
7
œ œ œ œ
know now when the world is run on
b œ œ œ ‰ œj
&b œ œ œ
9
œ œ
dreams and make - be - lieve and fun, then
bb œ œ œ
(ALICE):
œ œ Ó
11
& œ œ J J
we can be most an - y - one!
98 Disney’s Alice in Wonderland JR.
WONDERLAND
b ENSEMBLE GROUP 1:
œ
b œ œ œ ‰ œj
&b œ œ œ
9
œ œ
dreams and make - be - lieve and fun, then
bb œ œ œ
(ALICE):
œ œ Ó
11
& œ œ J J
we can be most an - y - one!
WONDERLAND
b œ
&b ∑ œ
ENSEMBLE GROUP 1:
œ œ
We can be most
(WONDERLAND WONDERLAND
b
46
œ 44
ENSEMBLE GROUP 2:
&b œ œ œ ∑
We can be most
b 4
(ALL):
b œ Œ ˙ w
15
& 4 ˙ ˙ w
world can be a won - der -
b 2
MATHILDA sits down next to her and reads over her shoulder.)
&b w bbb
19
20-21
land.
Swing q = 150
b
& b b nœ œ Œ Œ bœ œ œ œ Œ œ œ œ œ
22
œ œ
Al - ice in Won - der - land! How do you get to
b j œ œj œ œ œ ‰œ
&bb œ Œ œ œ
25
œ œ œ œ œ J
Won - der - land? O - ver the hill or un - der - land or
b Music Theatre
&bb œ œ International œ œ w
28
œ
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œ œ œ œ œ J
Won - der - land? O - ver the hill or un - der - land or
b
&bb œ œ œ w
28
œ œ
just be - hind the tree?
Œ
Oh
b j j
&bb Œ œ œ Œ
30
œ œ œ œw ˙ ˙˙ .
J J
Where can it be?
b
Straight Eighths
œœ ˙
& b b ˙˙ ˙˙ ˙˙ œ. ‰ œ œ œ œ Œ œ
33 3
˙
Past the rain - bow, fol - low the bright - est star. Your
b ˙˙ ˙˙ ‰ œ
& b b n˙ œ. œ
37
œ œ
heart will lead you straight to who you
b
&bb w Œ
40
˙.
are.
Swung Eighths
b
& b b nœ œ Œ Œ bœ Œ
42
œ œ œ œ
Al - ice in Won - der - land!
b j j
&bb œ œ œ œ Œ
44
œ œ œ œ œ
Where is the path to Won - der - land?
b j
& b b œj œ œ œ œ ˙
46
œ œ
O - ver the hill or here or there?
w ˙.
I won - - -
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der where!
1. Opening: Alice’s Theme – Music and Lyrics ("Alice in Wonderland" / "I'm Late") by
Sammy Fain & Bob Hilliard; ("How D'ye Do and Shake Hands") by Oliver Wallace &
Cy Coben; ("The Unbirthday Song") by Mack David, Al Hoffman & Jerry Livingston;
("Alice's Theme") by Danny Elfman; Arrangement and Orchestration by Patrick
Sulken
2. In a World of My Own – Music (“Alice in Wonderland” / “A World of My Own”) by
Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard; Additional Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle and David
Simpatico; Arrangement and Orchestration by Patrick Sulken
3. The White Rabbit (Part 1) – Music ("I'm Late") by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob
Hilliard; Arrangement and Orchestration by Patrick Sulken
4. The White Rabbit (Part 2) – Music ("I'm Late") by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob
Hilliard; Arrangement and Orchestration by Patrick Sulken
5. I’m Late – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard; Additional Lyrics by Bryan
Louiselle and David Simpatico
6. Very Good Advice – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard
7. Smallification – Music (“It’s a Small World”) by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B.
Sherman
8. Tallification – Music by Bryan Louiselle
9. Ocean of Tears / Smallification 2 – Music & Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle
10. The Caucus Race – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard
11. I’m Late (Reprise) – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard
12. Tallification 2 – Music by Bryan Louiselle
13. How D’ye Do and Shake Hands – Music and Lyrics by Oliver Wallace and Cy
Coben; Additional Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle
14. How D’ye Do and Shake Hands (Reprise) – Music and Lyrics by Oliver Wallace and
Cy Coben
15. Tallification 3 – Music by Bryan Louiselle
16. Smallification 3 – Music (“It’s a Small World”) by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B.
Sherman
17. The Garden – Music by Bryan Louiselle
18. The Golden Afternoon – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard; Additional
Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle
19. Enter the Caterpillar – Music ("Adventure Is a Wonderful Thing") by Michael
Abbott, Lyrics by Sarah Weeks; Arrangement and Orchestration by Patrick Sulken
20. Adventure Is a Wonderful Thing – Music by Michael Abbott, Lyrics by Sarah
Weeks; Arrangement and Orchestrations by Patrick Sulken
21. Fly Away / Tallification 4 – Music by Bryan Louiselle
22. The Unbirthday Song (Part 1) – Music and Lyrics by Mack David, Al Hoffman &
Jerry Livingston
23. The Unbirthday Song (Part 2) – Music and Lyrics by Mack David, Al Hoffman &
Jerry Livingston; Additional Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle and David Simpatico
24. I’m Late (Reprise 2) – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard; Additional
Orchestration by Patrick Sulken
25. Rabbit, Run – Music by Bryan Louiselle
26. Painting the Roses Red – Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Bob Hilliard; Additional
Lyrics by Bryan Louiselle
27. Queen of Hearts Fanfare – Music by Bryan Louiselle
Music and lyrics in the following songs © Walt Disney Music Company (ASCAP): Songs
22, 23, and 36 (© 1948); 38 (© 1948, 1949, 1951); 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11, and 24 (© 1949); 2, 39,
and 40 (© 1949, 1951); 41 (© 1949, 1951, 1997); 13, 14, 18, 26, 28, 30, 33, and 42 (© 1951);
19, 20, 37 (© 1997) and additional music and lyrics in song 10 (© 2024). Music and lyrics
in song 1 © 1948, 1949, 1951, 2010 Walt Disney Music Company (ASCAP) / Wonderland
Music Company, Inc. (BMI). Additional music and lyrics in songs 2, 5, 13, 18, 23, 26, 28,
30, 36, and 40 © 2006 Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (BMI). Music and lyrics in all
other songs © 2006 Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (BMI) except songs 7 and 16
(© 1963).
Additional music and lyrics in song 9 from “It’s a Small World” © 1963 Wonderland Music
Company, Inc. (BMI); “Under the Sea” © 1988 Walt Disney Music Company (ASCAP) /
Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (BMI); “Sailor’s Hornpipe” (traditional); “We Sail the
Ocean Blue” and “I Am the Monarch of the Sea” (H.M.S. Pinafore by Gilbert & Sullivan).
Arrangements for songs 1, 2, 3, 4, 19, 20, 37, 39, 40, 41 © 2024 Walt Disney Music
Company (ASCAP). Arrangements for all other songs © 2006 Wonderland Music
Company, Inc. (BMI).
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