written by
MAYAN & ALIF
FADE IN:
Heroine is trapped in a chair.
The Villain walks in.
*Villain ahh laugh*
Heroine : Chere De shoytaan chere De, tui amar deho peleo
amar Mon pabi Na
Villain : tor deho ei toh chai shundori
Hero walks in
Villain : tui ekhono morish Ni?
Hero : tor DUI poishar gunda Ra amar kichui korte pare Ni.
Goons walk in.
Hero : Ami tomake bachato eshe gechi Shundori
Goon#1 : shobai mile oke dhor
*funny fight scene* (tamil movie inspired)
Goon#1 uses cucumber to fight.
Goon#2 uses broomstick to fight
Goon#3 uses Balti
Goons starts attacking Hero.
Hero brings out Banana as knife (Tamil movie scene)
And then he slices the goons with banana and shoots people
with the banana.
Heroine : oh baby tumi ashso amake bachaite?
Hero : Yes Pookie.
*to be continued*