Lewd Dungeon Enemies & Spells Guide
Lewd Dungeon Enemies & Spells Guide
CREDITS
Authors: Phoenix Grey and Sky Corgan
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Template Design: Nathanaël Roux
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ENEMIES
AZAD KHANNA
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 22
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Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common, Dragon, Dwarvish, Elvish, Gobblin
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Description: A good water mage turned bad, Azad has
had a rough life, and despite all his efforts to follow the
straight and narrow path to becoming Emperor Geo’s
Grand Master Mage, he succumbed to darkness when
someone else was chosen for the position.
ATTACKS
Watery Eyes. Unimited Spell: one target..
BALL OF PURGED
PERVERSIONS
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 19
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Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: A massive ball of sex toys and genitals, this
monster is straight from your perverted nightmares.
ATTACKS
Assault. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d8) damage.
BREXEL DAZZLEBOOBS
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 42
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Traits: None
Sex Style: Eager Compliance
Languages: Common
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Description: A very powerful gnome witch. Brexel moved
to Darkstall Forest because of the abundance of natural
magic in the area. Long before the troubles plaguing
Riverhelm, she would occasionally lure a tourist out
to the forest and capture them to do experiments on.
Her previous kidnappings were usually brushed off as
monster attacks.
ATTACKS
Creature Summon. Limited Spell
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BUSH ENT
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 11
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Traits: Night Vision, Weak to Fire
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: It should look like a mess of brambles but
looks far more like bushy pubes. This is a fae plant that
protects the forest.
ATTACKS
Pube Scratch. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4 +
1) damage.
CAST OF CRABS
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 12
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Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: Each the size of a human hand, there are a
dozen crabs in this cast. They are adept climbers and go
straight for your pubes.
ATTACKS
Pube Yank. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d12) damage.
When its Health Points are reduced by half, Pube Yank does
(1d6) damage.
CROTCH CRAB
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 3
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Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: All
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Description: A baby phallic crab. It looks like a fleshy
hand made of bone and attaches itself to the crotch of
its victim, forming a parasitic relationship as it injects
the victim with a strong neurotoxin that creates an
unbreakable psychological bond between the two while
it’s attached. The crotch crab feeds its victim’s thoughts
and memories to its mother phallic crab as it slowly
drains the nutrients from them, leaving them a withered,
dead husk after a month.
ATTACKS
Crotch Latch. Weaponless Attack: one target.
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CRYSTAL GIANT
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 30
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Traits: Double Attack
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common
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Description: A mash of many souls in crystal form, the
crystal giant is being controlled by a witch. However, the
magic holding it together is weak.
ATTACKS
Kunai. Ranged Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4)
ranged damage.
DIRTY BASTARD
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 13
—
Traits: None
Sex Style: Porn Roulette
Languages: Common
—
Description: A humanoid often found at brothels,
catcalling people on the streets, and deeply involved in
the seedy underbelly of the sex trade.
ATTACKS
Scimitar. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d6) damage.
DISTURBED BONER
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 13
—
Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: Pelvic Thrust
Languages: All
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Description: An undead skeleton with one extra bone.
The bone that juts from its pelvis is twelve inches long,
curves upward, and ends at a point. It attacks by thrusting
wildly at its enemies.
ATTACKS
Pelvic Thrust. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4 +
2) damage.
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ENSLAVED SEAMAN
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 10
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Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common
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Description: A humanoid seaman playing host to a crotch
crab. The enslaved seaman has glazed-over eyes and a
jerky gait. It spends much of its time staring out into
nothingness as the parasite on its crotch feeds on it.
ATTACKS
Cutlass. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d6) damage.
FLAME OF PASSION
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 4
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Traits: Immune to melee damage. Can only receive damage from
magic.
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
—
Description: Created by fire magic, the flame of passion
burns brightly until its purpose is fulfilled. Standing
at the height of the average human male, you believe
you can see bodies entwined in coitus in the dancing
red flames.
ATTACKS
Burn of Love. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4)
ranged damage.
GOBBLIN
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 7
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Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: Rough and Quick
Languages: Common, Gobblin
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Description: Yes, the name is spelled right. Standing five
feet tall with squat bodies, olive-green skin, and pointed
ears, gobblins are known for fornicating with whatever
creatures they can get their hands on.
ATTACKS
Club. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4) damage.
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HARPY
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Roll to Hit: 5+
Health Points: 12
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Traits: Flight. Harpies can only be hit with ranged attacks.
Sex Style: Clingy
Languages: None
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Description: Half-human, half-bird, all aggression, these
creatures swoop down from the sky to pick up their
victims, carrying them back to their mountain nests
where they mate with them before throwing them
off a cliff.
ATTACKS
Talons. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d6) damage.
HORN DOG
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 11
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Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
Loot: None
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Description: If a giant hot dog had legs, that’s what this
thing would look like. Its head is phallic in shape, and it
has no eyes or ears. There is only a hole for a mouth that
spits thick white liquid at its foes. It has been known to
hump enemies to death.
ATTACKS
Mighty Hump. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit:
(1d8) damage.
HUGBEAR
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Roll to Hit: 2+
Health Points: 17
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Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: Infinite Cuddles
Languages: Hugbear, Understands Common but cannot speak it
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Description: It looks a whole lot like a giant stuffed bear
from a popular sci-fi space franchise. Hugbears are
typically docile and love cuddling, but they are also fierce
protectors of the things and creatures they care about.
ATTACKS
Bite. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (2d4) damage.
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ICE VIBRATOR
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 6
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Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: Vibrating Sex Toy
Languages: None
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Description: A vibrating dildo made of ice that has
gained sentience.
ATTACKS
Intense Vibrations. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit:
(1d4) damage.
ICY HEART
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 13
—
Traits: Immune to melee damage. Can only receive damage from
magic.
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
—
Description: Standing five feet tall and equally wide,
this floating heart made of ice will freeze you from the
inside out.
ATTACKS
Cold-Hearted. Ranged Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4)
ranged damage.
LICKING LIZARD
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 5
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Traits: Night Vision
Sex Style: Tongue Action
Languages: None
—
Description: A humanoid gecko. Standing on its hind legs,
the licking lizard is the height of a man. This monster
attacks by shooting spit wads at its enemies or whipping
them with its long tongue.
ATTACKS
Tongue Whip. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4 +
1) damage..
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MANHORE THUNDERFIST
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 33
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Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common, Elvish
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Description: A gnome scorned. Manhore Thunderfist is a
powerful mage who was in a partnership with Sabisstra
Helviervs until she betrayed him. Now, he wants revenge
and will go to almost any lengths to get it.
ATTACKS
Elven Dagger. Hybrid Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4 + 2)
melee or ranged damage.
MASSAINDRILL HIGHSUN
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 19
—
Traits: None
Sex Style: Compliant
Languages: Common, Gobblin, Amazonian
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Description: A Copper Cove School of Magic professor,
this witch dabbles in dark sex magic.
ATTACKS
Bad Touch. Unlimited Spell: one target. Hit: (1d8)
ranged damage.
MIMIC
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Roll to Hit: ???
Health Points: ???
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Traits: ???
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: It looks like a wooden treasure chest with
teeth but fights like something else entirely. The mimic’s
tongue is long, covered in slather, and can stretch
long distances.
ATTACKS
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MOURNHEAD
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 12
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Traits: Double Move
Sex Style: None
Languages: Mournhead, Common
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Description: A mix between a bird and a mammal,
mournheads nest in trees and have springy feet that
allow them to jump long distances. They can detach their
heads and use them for various things, from playing to
mating. While not naturally nefarious, mournheads have
an ingrained belief that every creature can remove their
head, and they tend to unintentionally kill any creature
they encounter by ripping off their head.
ATTACKS
Attempted Beheading. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit:
(1d10) damage.
NHASEIN PUMMO
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 30
—
Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common
—
Description: A Purist sent to destroy Famuhlel’s crate in
the Temple of Asheia.
ATTACKS
Stone Throw. Ranged Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d6)
ranged damage.
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Traits: Night Vision. Can only be harmed by magic.
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: This is the essence of oil. These creatures are
typically harvested and killed to be turned into expensive
personal lubricant.
ATTACKS
Slippery Step. Unlimited Spell: one target.
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PHALLIC CRAB SEX-CRAZED MANIAC
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Roll to Hit: 3+ —
Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 20 Health Points: 9
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Traits: Victim Vision —
Traits: None
Sex Style: None Sex Style: Fantasy
Languages: All Languages: Common
Loot: Vrallark the Dread’s Golden Stroker
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Description: Phallic crabs burrow underground to build —
their nests and hatch their spawn, which they send out Description: This is a human with an unhealthy addiction
into the world to bring them new victims. Any creature to sex. They seek out physical pleasure above all else and
caught in a phallic crab’s web is powerless against its will fight anyone that stands in their way of achieving it.
psychological control.
ATTACKS
ATTACKS Double-Sided Dildo. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit:
(1d6) damage.
Sticky Splooge. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: Ranged
attack that shoots the Hero with sticky gloop. The Hero
must use their next turn to free themselves. Freeing
themselves from the gloop requires a successful Very
Easy roll of 2 or higher.
SABISSTRA HELVIERVS
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 40
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Traits: Double Attack (only while she holds The Eclipse Rod)
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common, Elvish, All (only while she holds The Eclipse
Rod)
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Description: A dark elf mage who longs to be a queen.
ATTACKS
Dagger. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4) damage.
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SEX CULTIST
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 9
—
Traits: None
Sex Style: Mutual
Languages: Common
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Description: A humanoid hoping to gain the favor of a
Deity by actively pursuing the knowledge of sex magic.
ATTACKS
Whip. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4) damage.
STONED GOLEM
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 22
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Traits: Slow. The stoned golem only gets one combat action for
every two the Hero gets.
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common, Golem
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Description: A very lazy golem made out of stone. Because
they suffer from the effects of psychoactive moss that
grows on them, stoned golems are incredibly slow, both
in speech and in action.
ATTACKS
Smash. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (2d8) damage.
TRAPPED SOUL
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 1
—
Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: Common
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Description: A creature whose soul is trapped in several
crystals. Their body is clearly visible beneath a thin
crystal membrane. Their soul dismembered, they have no
control of their own.
ATTACKS
Soul Shot. Ranged Weapon Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4)
ranged damage.
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TREE ENT
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Roll to Hit: 3+
Health Points: 20
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Traits: Night Vision, Weak to Fire
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
—
Description: A sentient tree that protects the forest.
ATTACKS
Trunk Stomp. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit:
(2d4) damage.
TWIG ENT
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Roll to Hit: 5+
Health Points: 4
—
Traits: Night Vision, Weak to Fire
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
—
Description: A sentient twig that protects the forest.
ATTACKS
Annoying Prick. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4 -
1) damage.
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Traits: Can see perfectly in the dark
Sex Style: Rough and Quick
Languages: Common, Gobblin
Loot: Axe
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Description: Larger than most gobblins, Vrallark the
Dread has ascended to becoming the leader of the
gobblins in Fort Fuckerstone. He often takes what he
wants but is not without reason.
ATTACKS
Giant Club. Melee Weapon Attack: one target. Hit:
(1d8) damage.
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WALLFLOWER
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 13
—
Traits: None
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: Masters of disguise, these thin, plant-like
monsters are able to camouflage against flat surfaces.
They are often found in old abandoned castles blending in
with tapestries or murals.
ATTACKS
Paper Cut. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1) damage.
WATER-BASED LUBE
MONSTER
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Roll to Hit: 4+
Health Points: 18
—
Traits: Night Vision. Invisible while in water. Can only be harmed
by magic.
Sex Style: None
Languages: None
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Description: This is the essence of water. These creatures
are typically harvested and killed to be turned into
expensive personal lubricant.
ATTACKS
Hard to Swallow. Weaponless Attack: one target. Hit: (1d4 +
1) damage.
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SPELLS FULL BODY CONDOM
Requirements: None.
Type: Limited
BAD TOUCH
Range: Self
Requirements: Must be able to move hands.
Description: A thin lambskin sheath forms around you.
Type: Unlimited
You may trigger this when a foe attacks to reduce incoming
Range: Ranged
physical or magic damage by 5. It does not cost an action.
Description: Ethereal hands form to touch a target within
view in every uncomfortable way imaginable. The sheer GLOWER NOT A SHOWER
feeling of disgust does 1d8 damage to the soul. Requirements: Must be able to move hands.
Type: Unlimited
BUSH FIRE
Range: Self
Requirements: Must be able to see and move hands.
Description: You clap your hands, and your body instantly
Type: Limited
illuminates, filling any room you’re in with bright light. This
Range: Ranged
spell continues until you either die or dismiss it. Look at that;
Description: No matter where you aim this spell, it sends
you’re your own torch, without all the unpleasant third-
fire straight to a target’s crotch, igniting their pubes for 1d4
degree burns.
damage. The target must be within your line of sight.
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PURIFY UV LIGHT
Requirements: Must be able to speak and move hands. Requirements: Must be able to speak and move hands.
Type: Limited Type: Limited
Range: Ranged Range: Ranged
Description: Removes a Cummancer’s ability to cast all sex Description: Casts a UV light that detects magic and bodily
magic, including both Unlimited and Limited spells, forcing fluids in a one-room area.
them to switch to regular weapons until their next death.
Only Purists can learn this spell. WATERY EYES
Requirements: Must be able to speak.
REFLECTIVE BARRIER Type: Unlimited
Requirements: Must be able to speak. Range: Ranged
Type: Limited Description: You tell your opponent a sad story, causing
Range: Self their eyes to water. For the remainder of the combat or until
Description: A thick rubber barrier forms around the caster, they die, they get -1 to their Roll to Hit.
protecting them from 3 damage and reflecting that damage
back on the attacker. The effects of this spell last for the WEAK POISON
entire combat, and casting it requires an action. Requirements: Must be able to see and use hands.
Type: Limited
SKIPPING STONES Range: Ranged
Requirements: Must be able to move hands. Description: This spell does 1 initial damage. Then every
Type: Limited combat round, the target takes 1 additional damage when it’s
Range: Ranged the caster’s turn to attack. This spell does not stack.
Description: You throw a magical stone at your opponent.
The first time it hits, the target takes 1d4 damage. On top
of your regular attack, the target will continue to suffer 1d4
damage for the next two rounds of combat as the stone skips
around the room and comes back to them. If they die before
three rounds of combat completes, the spell ends.
SLEEP SPRAY
Requirements: Must be able to see and move hands.
Type: Limited
Range: Ranged
Description: You spray a liquid concoction of sleep
chemicals on your opponent, putting them to sleep. If the
foe takes damage or you leave the room they’re in, they wake
back up. If you attack a sleeping enemy, you do not need to
Roll to Hit.
SLIPPERY STEP
Requirements: None.
Type: Continuous
Range: Ranged
Description: Shoots oil at the target’s feet. On the target’s
next combat action, before they are able to attack, they must
make a Normal roll. On a 3 or less, they fall, taking 1d4
damage and missing their chance to attack.
SPLASH GUARD
Requirements: Must be able to speak.
Type: Unlimited
Range: Self
Description: You make an upward wave of your hands,
causing a thin sheet of plastic to rise before you. The splash
guard will protect you against half of any incoming magic
damage you would have otherwise taken from an attack
until the end of your next turn. It does not protect against
melee damage. This spell must be cast before the damage
is received.
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SEX POSITIONS BUNNY
Location: On a bed or floor
Description: Male partner lies prone while the female
ANGLED ENTRY
partner gets on top. After penetration, she gently sits back on
Location: On a bed or floor
her calves, flattening her torso to his chest. She then thrusts
Description: Female partner lays on her back with her
fast and shallow.
legs slightly spread. The man kneels between her legs and
helps to lift her up to reach penetrative height while she also
arches her back. He supports her while thrusting, holding
onto her bottom to vary the level of penetration.
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DOGGY STYLE ELVEN DAGGER
Location: On a bed or floor Location: On a bed or floor
Description: Female partner gets on all fours. The man Description: Female partner lays on her back. The man lifts
kneels and penetrates her from behind. one of her legs over his shoulder and straddles the other,
angling his pelvis down to thrust into her.
LAP DANCE
Location: On a chair
Description: Male partner sits on a straight-backed chair.
The woman straddles him and sits on top, controlling the
thrusting. He is not allowed to touch her throughout the
entire act.
EDGE AND LEGS
Location: On a bed
Description: Female partner lies on her back on a bed with
her bottom at the edge. The male partner stands, holding
her legs straight up, resting against his chest. The male
partner penetrates the female from this angle and controls
the thrusting.
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MISSIONARY REVERSE BUNNY
Location: On a bed or floor Location: On a bed or floor
Description: Female partner lies prone while the male Description: Male partner lies prone on his back. The
partner lies on top of her. He places his legs between hers woman will straddle him backward, easing down until
and penetrates her, controlling the thrusting. penetration is achieved. Then she will lower her torso
toward his legs and make short, quick thrusts.
OVER THE EDGE
Location: On a bed
Description: Female partner lays prone on her back on a
bed with her legs hanging off the end. The man stands or
kneels between her legs, depending on the height of the bed.
As he thrusts, he uses one hand to stimulate her genitals.
REVERSE SWIRL
Location: On a chair or bed
Description: Male partner sits on a chair or bed. The
woman sits on him backward as if he were a chair, then
swirls her hips.
PEARL DIVING
Location: Anywhere
Description: Female partner stands with her legs slightly
spread while the man sits on the floor with his legs stretched
out between hers. She will guide his head as he engages in
cunnilingus. This should be carried out until she is satisfied.
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SITTING UP SUPPORTED ARCH
Location: On a chair Location: On a bed or floor
Description: Place a chair sideways against a wall so that the Description: Female partner lays on her back with her legs
female partner can rest her back against the wall. The man curled up to her chest and pressed together. The man kneels
will enter between her legs and thrust. For added comfort, a and uses the bend in her legs to help arch her up off the bed
pillow may be placed between the female’s back and the wall. or ground for penetration. He supports her while thrusting.
She should keep her legs pressed together through the entire
SIX-POINTED STAR act for more constriction.
Location: Anywhere comfortable
Description: Female partner lies on her back with her
back arched. Male partner gets on his knees between her
legs. The female partner should hook her ankles over the
male’s shoulders and use them to lift herself to penetrable
height. Once inside, the male partner controls the rhythm
of thrusting while clutching onto the female’s thighs to keep
her stabilized.
SWAN
Location: On a bed or floor
Description: Female partner lays with her legs raised and
her thighs bowed outward. The man kneels between her legs
and controls the thrusting.
STANDING SEX
Location: Anywhere
Description: Couple faces each other, and the female lifts
one leg over the male’s hip for penetration. Both partners
cling to each other and share in the thrusting.
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TURTLE WALL BANGER
Location: On a bed Location: Against a wall
Description: Female partner gets on her knees and drops Description: Female partner stands facing a wall. She arches
her torso to the bed, pushing up her butt and grabbing the over ever so slightly and presses her hands against the wall.
back of her knees with her hands. The male partner straddles The male partner comes from behind, initiating penetration.
the woman’s legs and penetrates from behind, controlling He places his hands on her waist while controlling
the thrusting. the thrusting.
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