Outrageous Dining Experience Script
Outrageous Dining Experience Script
1st. C
SCRIPT
Yes, please.
The girl takes Dennis to a small table, behind which is seen the
bathroom door.
Dennis: Hey, but this table is the worst in the whole restaurant. Why don't you...
Can you sit at one of those empty tables?
Hostess: We can't use them! They're not ready yet. They squeak.
too much and the chairs are hard.
Hostess: Don't worry, you'll see that we will take care of you so well that the table is what...
of less.
Waiter: Good afternoon, sir. I will be your waiter this afternoon. (He hands him the
letter).
Dennis:Wow, todo se ve de maravilla. ¿Sabes qué? Quiero una sopa del día y
chicken with mushrooms.
Waiter: I can bring you the soup and some fried eggs, if you like.
Dennis: At least they are fast. (He tries the soup and spits it out immediately). Hey,
this is cold! And it tastes so bad!
Mesonero: Oh, better that the chef doesn't hear this. He is very temperamental when...
it’s about your food.
Dennis: I don't care if he hears me! This is the last straw, besides sitting me down in the
worst place in the restaurant and they tell me they ran out of food, they serve me this!
What a piece of garbage soup!
The kitchen door opens and a man wearing a chef's hat steps out, very...
angry and holding a knife.
Chef: I'm going to cut you into pieces and serve you as the main dish! I'll call it
"pretentious ignorant stew"! Let's see if you'll keep complaining like this!
Dennis: You are all crazy! I'm leaving here! (He gets up and runs out)
of the scene).
END