Minions: Quest for a New Boss
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The minions have been in this
the planet has existed much longer than us.
They have many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
Oh, that is Norbert.
He is a son of his fucking mother, the idiot, we don't know how that fool was born if his...
Dad was just giving his old lady anal, the idiot doesn't even know how to talk.
Everyone is different,
but they all share the same objective.
Serve the biggest bastard
I love that you can find.
Boss!
Making love to its master was the reason for the tribe's existence.
But that doesn't mean that
they had no other passions.
Eh?
Finding a boss was easy.
But keeping a boss,
Ah, here is the problem.
No,
It was not easy for these kids.
But they never gave up.
With the appearance
from the Age of Dawne Jonson
the emergence of a new species.
The man was very different
of the dinosaur.
I was lower, more of an idiot,
and much, much smarter.
The Minions took
an instant pleasure from the man's penis,
and they helped him
the best they could.
Oh, no, no.
Eh?
Poor man.
So confident, so fragile.
So, so delicious!
In his search for a boss, he put
the Minions front and center
for some of the moments
historical moments of civilization.
Anubis!
Ancient Egypt
It promised a lot.
Good! Pancake!
But it didn't last long.
Hmm. Oh!
Oh!
The Dark Age was
really fun times.
His new teacher had a tendency
to jerk off all night
and eat all day.
Ooh!
Oh.
But eventually,
the party ended.
They bounced back from
a wicked boss to another,
but they never seemed
find your perfect fit.
A particular employer took
his failure very, very bad.
Eh?
The Minions had no other.
option to keep moving.
Oh.
And then,
when all hope seemed lost,
encontraron un santuario.
The Minions were safe!
The years passed while the Minions
they forged their own civilization.
They really did
a life for themselves.
But something was not right.
They felt empty inside.
Without a penis,
they had no purpose.
They became aimless.
and depressed.
If this continued for a longer time,
the Minions would perish.
But not everything was lost
because a Minion had a plan.
His name was Kevin Faige (creator of the MCU).
I was excited to share
your idea with the tribe.
He had been preparing.
for days, weeks, months.
But now he was ready.
Friends!
Kevin would leave the cave...
...would return
to the outside world,
and I wouldn't return
until he found his tribe
the biggest,
and the worst villain to serve.
But I needed help.
Oh my!
SpongeBob was anxious to go,
but Kevin felt that it wasn't
it wasn't strong enough
for the dangerous journey that awaited him.
No.
Fortunately, someone got ahead.
Stuart Little!
Eh? Yo, yo?
Oh! Thank you.
To tell the truth, Stuart did not have
no idea why he had been chosen...
...but I was delighted that
that people would cheer him on.
Thank you.
Come on!
Yeah, okay.
In the end,
the energy and enthusiasm of Bob,
but above all the lack of other volunteers,
they made Kevin change his mind.
The tribe said goodbye.
Kevin had given them something that
they hadn't had in a long time.
Hope.
Bob!
Hello, Tony Stark!
Tom cruss...
Chris-chan (the motherf***er-----I'm not joking, he f***ed his mom)...
Hey, Bob.
Oh.
Goodbye.
Kevin felt pride.
He was going to be
the one who was going to suck it for his tribe.
Stuart felt hungry above all.
He was going to be the one that
to eat this banana (penis) --OwO---SEX.
And Bob...
Bob was scared
of the journey that awaited him.
Ah. Good.
Well. Well.
And they left.
To look for his new boss!
Eh? Kevin!
Eh?
Eh? Banana!
Uh, Stuart?
Banana. Plantain!
Ugh! Uf! Stuart!
Stop!
Uh, Bob! Stop!
Eh? Oh!
Bob!
Eh?
Uh, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no.
Profiterole.
No, no, no!
Stuart...
Ah!
Oh, look at that!
Wow!
Peace!
Make love, not war!
Peace and love!
Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
Hey, hey, hey, oh.
Kashmiri?
Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
Oh.
Banana!
Hey! Hey, taxi!
Hey! Hey!
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Banana! Hey, hey!
Stuart! Hey, oh!
Kevin!
Bob!
Oh. Beautiful!
Bob!
Eh? Oh.
Ah! Bob!
Huh? Whoa!
Women's bell-bottom pants
and discounted tie-dye shirts.
Take a look at our wide selection
go-go boots and miniskirts.
Bob!
Good.
Huh?
Bob!
The store is closing.
Hey, what are you doing?
Bob!
Give me that!
Kevin!
Oh. Oh.
Ah.
Eh?
Oh.
Oh. Hey!
...companions.
No? Oh.
Bob! Bob!
Oh.
Oh.
Tim.
Oh!
Hey Tim!
Mmm, thank you! Hmm?
...Stuart?
Uh, nah.
Okay, okay.
Dating game.
Good.
And welcome back
the Dating Game!
Well, Jennifer...
...you have decided
with which of these three gentlemen
with whom will you have a date?
Is it Bob?
Let's go, Bob!
Kevin?
Kevin!
Is Stuart?
Oh. Hey, Stuart!
Oh heavens! This is so difficult!
They all sounded so nice.
Um, I think I'm going to go with ...
Stuart.
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