<Narrator: Swagaat hai doston is comedy-drama me, jaha hum milenge P1 se — ek aisa banda jo kuch aise
dhund raha hai jaise Kumbh me bichhda hua bhai. Dekhte hai wo kya dhoond raha hai. Chaliye shuru karte
hain.>
Scene 1:
[P1 enters, walking depressed]
P1: Dhund raha hu tumhe kabse… ab toh bata bhi do… kab milogi tum mujhse?
[P2, a blind old man enters bumping into chairs]
P2: Beta, kisi ko dhund rahe ho? Madat karu?
P1: Mere do aankhe hai, phir bhi dikhta kuch nahi… aur aap meri madat karoge? Aajkal ke buddhe bhi na!
P2: Par beta mujhe ek cheez saaf dikh rahi hai…
P1: Aapko toh andhera stadium ke floodlight me bhi dikhta hai, kya dekh rahe ho?
P2: Tumhara career beta… tumhare baalo se bhi zyada kaala! HAHAHA!
[P2 exits]
P1: Yaar… main dukhi hu… aur buddha roast karke chala gaya…
Scene 2:
[P1 crying dramatically]
P1: Agar wo nahi mila… agar wo nahi milaaa… toh… ab samajh aata hai… “ye dukh kahe khatam nahi hota
beh!” 😭
[P3, Maths Professor enters]
P3: Agar padh liya hota… toh yeh din nahi dekhna padta…
P1: Arre sir! Aap toh dukhi baatein hoti nahi ki hawa me se aa jaate ho!
P3: Achha? Toh yeh question solve karo. A boy travels 67 km for 69 days on a train with speed 68 km/hr to
find X. What is X?
P1: Sir main life ka X dhoond raha hoon… aap maths ka X pakda rahe ho… waise CT me 30 de dena sir…
warna supple…
P3: Beta… tumhari attendance dekhke hi Aryabhatta ne ZERO invent kiya hoga. CT me 30? Milte hai supple
me. Taataaa!
[P3 exits]
Scene 3:
[P1 pacing, P4 and P5 enter]
P4: Bhai kya hua? Kise dhoond raha hai?
P5: Koi ladki-waadki toh nahi?
P1: Are ladki ka bhoot laga rakha hai tum dono ne! Main yaha pareshan hoon!
[P6 enters, dramatic cringe girl]
P6: P1… kitne din ho gaye… tum milte hi nahi… kabhi mere paas bhi aa jaya karo…
P1: Room band karne ka bhi kya fayda… jo dhund raha hoon WO mil he nahi raha…
P6: Kya nahi mil raha? Main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakti hoon…
P4 & P5 (together): Kucchhhh BHHIII??
P1: Nahi lala! Tum dono chup! Aur tum P6… kitni baar bola mat follow karo mujhe! GPS laga rakha hai kya
mere upar?
P6: Tumne mujhe aise kaise keh diyaaa! crying loudly (runs away)
P5: Dekh be… rula diya bechari ko…
P1: Arre mera rona nahi dikh raha kya?? Main yaha dhoond dhoond ke pagal ho gaya hoon!
[Phone rings, ringtone “Behti hawa sa tha woh”]
P1: Haan Papa boliye… ji koshish kar raha hoon… KYA?? Agar nahi mila toh property bhai ke naam?! Papa
pleasee!! (call cuts)
P4: Bhai kya kho gaya? Phone? Laptop? 15 din purana assignment?
P5: Ya phir teri akal?
P1: Sab chota bhai ke naam ho jayega ab…
[Phone rings again]
P1: Papa maine bola na dhund raha hoon! Aur kya— oh papa nahi ho aap? Haanji sir… KYA?? SACH
MEIN?? THANK YOU! (cuts call)
P4 & P5: Abey bol bhi de! Kya mila?
P1: Mil gaya bhaiyoo… MIL GAYA!
P4 & P5: Kyaaaaa?
P1: PLACEMENTTTTTTTTTT!!