Thor's Battle with Surtur in Muspelheim
Thor's Battle with Surtur in Muspelheim
SURTUR (O.S.)
Thor, Son of Odin.
Thor's chain turns to reveal SURTUR on his throne. Eighteen-
feet-tall, flesh made of fire, and demonic spiked horns on
his skull.
THOR
Surtur. Son of a bitch- - you're
still alive! I thought my father
killed you, like, half a million
years ago.
SURTUR
I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my
destiny and lay waste to your home.
THOR
You know, it's funny you should
mention that because I've been
having these terrible dreams of
late. Asgard up in flames, falling
to ruins, and you Surtur are at the
center of all of them.
SURTUR
Then you have seen Ragnarok, the
fall of Asgard. The great prophecy -
-
THOR (O.S.)
Hang on. Hang on.
THOR
Okay, so, Ragnarok. Tell me about
that. Walk me through it.
SURTUR
My time has come. When my crown is
reunited with the Eternal Flame, I
shall be restored to my full might.
3.
THOR
Oh, hang on. Give it a second.
SURTUR
Odin is not on Asgard. And your
absence has left the throne
defenseless.
THOR
Oh, that's a crown? I thought it was
a big eyebrow.
SURTUR
It's a crown.
THOR
Anyway, it sounds like all I have to
do to stop Ragnarok is rip that
thing off your head.
4.
SURTUR
But Ragnarok has already begun. You
cannot stop it. I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you. All will suffer, all
will burn.
Surtur steps forward and GRABS the chain above Thor's feet,
holding it so he and Thor are face to face.
THOR
That's intense. To be honest, seeing
you grow really big and set fire to
a planet would be quite the
spectacle. But it looks like I'm
going to have to go with option B
where I bust out of these chains,
knock that tiara off your head, and
stash it away in Asgard's vault.
SURTUR
You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight
it?
Behind his back, Thor opens his hand. Sending out the SOS.
THOR
Because that's what heroes do.
THOR
Wait, sorry. I didn't time that
right.
(pause)
And, now!
Thor BREAKS FREE from his chains, GRABS Mjolnir, spins, and
flies a distance away. He FLINGS Mjolnir back at Surtur,
smashing the giant in the face. Mjolnir returns.
SURTUR
You have made a grave mistake,
Odinson.
THOR
I make grave mistakes all the time.
Everything seems to work out.
5.
The fire demons SURGE FORWARD. Thor backs up, HAMMERING AWAY.
He then leaps back, SPRINGBOARDS off the wall, and LANDS
HARD, SLAMMING Mjolnir down. The resulting shockwave KNOCKS
BACK THE LEGION OF FIRE DEMONS.
Thor is now facing off with Surtur. Surtur thrusts his hands
at Thor, generating a humongous PROJECTILE WALL OF FIRE!
Thor SLIPS behind Surtur and TAKES OUT his knees. Thor then
LAUNCHES HIGH into the air and summons a HUGE LIGHTNING BOLT.
Descending hard, he uses all his power to LOP SURTUR'S HEAD
OFF OF HIS BODY! Surtur's body DEFLATES and COLLAPSES into a
heap of charred bones.
THOR
Heimdall. I know it's been a while,
but I could use a fast exit!
SKURGE
Heimdall was an idiot. This job
should have made him rich. Now, the
job ain't easy, but it does have its
benefits. The Bi-Frost gives me
access to everything the Nine Realms
have to offer. I mean it's all mine
for the taking.
(beat)
6.
Behold- - my stuff.
Skurge has drawn their attention to a pile of weapons and
treasures he has stashed off to the side.
He hefts up two M-16 assault rifles, trying to play it cool.
SKURGE
I'm particularly fond of these. I
pulled `em out of a place on Midgard
called Texas. I even named them. Des
and Troy. You see, when you put them
together -- they destroy.
THOR
Heimdall, come on.
THUD! The hammer DROPS, pinning the beast down by its bottom
jaw. It THRASHES and GROWLS, trying to break free.
THOR
Stay.
(looks up to the sky:)
I'm running short on --
Thor notices that all around him the ground is CRUMBLING like
a field of sinkholes giving way to more snarling Fire Demons!
THOR
7.
-- options.
Thor calls for Mjolnir and TAKES OFF. The dragon SCREECHES!
ASGARDIAN WOMAN
Skurge, is that important?
MAIN TITLE
THOR
Who are you?
SKURGE
Don't you remember? I'm Skurge.
(Thor doesn't)
We fought together on Vanaheim.
THOR
Right. Where's Heimdall?
SKURGE
That traitor. No one knows, he's a
fugitive of the throne.
THOR
Traitor?
SKURGE
Yeah, you see, Odin charged Heimdall
with negligence of duty, but he
disappeared before the trial. Hard
to catch a guy who can see
everything in the Universe.
Thor starts to say something, but then gives up. Instead he
starts towards the exit but Skurge stands in his way.
THOR
Sure.
SKURGE
Hold on. I'm supposed to announce
your arrival.
Thor SPINS UP Mjolnir and takes off in a blur. Skurge starts
the loooong run down the Rainbow Bridge.
ACTOR LOKI
Oh, brother. This is it. I take my
leave.
ACTOR THOR
You fool, you didn't listen!
ACTOR LOKI
I'm sorry.
ACTOR THOR
Lady Sif! Get help!
"Sif" awkwardly runs off. The "Warriors Three" watch sadly. A
small choir JOINS IN as the music builds to a CRESCENDO.
ACTOR SIF
Somebody help!
In the middle of the audience we reveal ODIN, sitting upon a
chaise lounge, sipping wine and thoroughly enjoying the show.
Unseen, Thor arrives behind the audience and watches.
ACTOR LOKI
Sorry for all I've done.
ACTOR THOR
It's all right. Hold on.
ACTOR LOKI
I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.
ACTOR THOR
They'd be lucky to have you.
10.
ACTOR LOKI
I'm sorry about that thing with the
Tesseract. I just couldn't help
myself.
ACTOR THOR
I know.
ACTOR LOKI
I'm a trickster.
ACTOR THOR
So mischievous.
ACTOR LOKI
Sorry about that time I turned you
into a frog.
ACTOR THOR
It was a wonderful joke.
ODIN
(to no-one in particular)
Twas indeed hilarious.
ACTOR THOR
You are the savior of Asgard.
ACTOR LOKI
Tell my story.
ACTOR THOR
I will.
ACTOR LOKI
Build a statue for me.
ACTOR THOR
We will build a big statue for you.
ACTOR LOKI
With my helmet on, with the big
bendy horns.
ACTOR THOR
I will tell Father what you did here
today.
Odin mouths Actor Loki's final line along with him.
ACTOR LOKI
I didn't do it for him.
Actor Loki then "dies".
11.
ACTOR THOR
Noooooo!!!
The brothers freeze in a TABLEAU as ACTOR ODIN steps forward.
ACTOR ODIN
And so Loki died of his wounds,
giving his life for ours. He fought
back those disgusting dark elves. He
brought peace to the realm.
THOR
Father.
Odin sees Thor taking a knee. Curses under his breath:
ODIN
Oh, shit.
(then, announcing)
My son! Thor has returned! Greetings
my boy.
THOR
It's an interesting play. What's it
called?
ODIN
12.
ODIN (ADR)
The skull of Surtur? That's a
formidable weapon.
Thor approaches an E-Guard and hands it over.
THOR
Do me a favor. Lock this in a vault
so it doesn't turn into a giant
monster and destroy the whole
planet.
ODIN
So it's back to Midgard for you, is
it?
THOR
Every night I see Asgard fall into
ruins --
ODIN
That's just a silly dream -- Signs
of an overactive imagination.
THOR
Possibly -- but then I decide to go
out there and investigate. And what
do I find, but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos. Enemies of
Asgard assembling, plotting our
demise, all while you, Odin, the
protector of those Nine Realms, are
13.
THOR
Watching theatre.
ODIN
Board meetings, and security council
meetings --
THOR
You really going to make me do it?
ODIN
Do what?
Thor SPINS Mjolnir and then HURLS it off into the distance,
GRABS Odin by the back of the neck.
THOR
Then I'll see you on the other side
-- brother.
The jig is up. A shimmering illusion dissipates, revealing:
14.
LOKI
Alright, I yield!
Thor DROPS Loki to the ground and catches Mjolnir. Loki looks
to Thor, hands up defensively. Skurge arrives on the scene, a
little late to warn Loki.
SKURGE
Behold! Thor -- Odinson.
LOKI
You had one job! Just the one.
THOR
Where's Odin?
LOKI
You just couldn't stay away, could
you? Everything was fine without
you. Asgard was prospering
(gestures to the crowd)
You've ruined everything. Ask them.
Those who aren't freaked out are becoming gradually angrier.
Thor advances on Loki, who backs up onto the chaise lounge.
THOR
Where's father? Did you kill him?
LOKI
You had what you wanted, you had the
independence you asked for!
Thor PRESSES Mjolnir onto Loki's chest.
LOKI
Ow-ow-ow! Alright! I know exactly
where he is.
LOKI
How was I supposed to know? Can't
see into the future. I'm not a
witch.
THOR
Then why do you dress like one?
LOKI
Hey.
THOR
I can't believe you're alive. I saw
you die. I mourned you, I cried for
you.
LOKI
I'm honored.
COLLEGE GIRL 2
Ask him.
COLLEGE GIRL 1
Hi. Would you mind taking a picture
with us?
THOR
Sure.
(to Loki:)
Start figuring out where he is.
COLLEGE GIRL 1
Oh, my god.
COLLEGE GIRL 2
Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
THOR
She didn't dump me, you know. I
dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.
Thor notices something going on around Loki.
THOR
What's this, what are you doing!?
Loki looks down to see that the sidewalk has started to GLOW
BENEATH HIM! A circle of ancient symbols.
LOKI
16.
STRANGE
God of Thunder.
Thor holds up the ratty umbrella, ready to defend himself.
STRANGE
You can put down the umbrella.
Thor gives Strange a sideways look but then sets his umbrella
down. When he looks back up, the environment is furnished.
THOR
So earth has wizards now?
STRANGE
The preferred term is "Master of the
Mystic Arts."
THOR
17.
THOR
He's a worthy inclusion.
STRANGE
Then why bring him here?
THOR
We're looking for my father.
STRANGE
So. If you were to tell you where
Odin was, all parties concerned
would promptly return to Asgard?
THOR
Promptly.
DR. STRANGE
Great. Then I'll help you.
18.
THOR
If you knew where he was, why didn't
you call me?
DR. STRANGE
I have to tell you, he was adamant
that he not be disturbed. Your
father said he had chosen to remain
in exile.
(beat)
And you don't have a phone.
THOR
No, I don't have a phone, but you
could have sent an electronic
letter. It's called an email.
STRANGE
Yeah, do you have a computer?
THOR
No. What for?
(beat)
Anyway, my father is no longer in
exile. So if you could tell me where
he is, I can take him home.
DR. STRANGE
Gladly. He's in Norway.
Strange stands up and suddenly they are standing by a book-
case. Strange takes down an ancient book, flips through it.
STRANGE
I'm just seeing whether this
incantation requires any Asgardian
modifications.
Thor reaches out to the bookcase to steady himself.
STRANGE
Nope.
THOR
Will you stop doing that?
STRANGE
I need just one strand of your hair.
THOR
Let me explain something, my hair is
not to be meddled wi--!
STRANGE
Don't forget your umbrella.
THOR
Yes.
Thor extends his arm and holds out his hand. Crashing noises
are heard. Lots of crashing noises.
THOR
Sorry
Finally the umbrella flies into his hand.
THOR
I suppose I'll need my brother back.
DR. STRANGE
Yeah, right.
LOKI
Handle me? Who are you?
THOR
Loki.
Loki DRAWS a dagger, ready to attack Strange.
LOKI
-- you think you're some kind of
sorcerer? Don't think for one
minute, you second-rate --
DR. STRANGE
Bye-bye.
Strange GESTURES with both hands and --
--WHOOSH! PULLS the magic portal over them.
Just like that, Thor and Loki are gone.
ODIN
Took me quite a while to break free
from your spell. Frigga would have
been proud.
Loki is moved by this gesture. He looks over to see Thor
staring at him, anger building.
Odin puts a hand on Thor's shoulder, calming him.
ODIN
Come and sit with me. I don't have
much time.
Odin sits, out of breath, weak. His sons sit beside him.
THOR
I know that we failed you, but we
can make this right.
ODIN
I failed you.
(beat)
It is upon us -- Ragnarok.
THOR
22.
ODIN
Look at that.
Ethereal sun-rays stream down upon the ocean.
ODIN
23.
HELA
You sound like him.
Loki shifts nervously. Thor's grip tightens on Mjolnir.
HELA
24.
Kneel.
LOKI
Beg your pardon?
Hela MANIFESTS a pitch black blade.
HELA
Kneel -- before your Queen.
THOR
I don't think so.
Thor winds up and HURLS Mjolnir at Hela.
THOR
No!!
Hela CHARGES Thor and Loki as --
-- WHOOSH! The Bi-Frost envelopes all of them.
25.
Thor and Loki ZOOM UPWARDS, held inside this celestial beam
warping them towards Asgard. Loki and Thor look down to se.
Hela is in the Bi-Frost, behind them and CATCHING UP.
Loki turns and throws TWO DAGGERS at her. They find their
mark, stalling her for a second. But she PLOWS RIGHT THROUGH
Loki, KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE BI-FROST. Gone in an instant.
THOR
Loki!
Hela fires TWO BLACK DAGGERS, each one dropping its target to
the ground. Hela then walks forward and-
HELA
I'm Hela.
-BRUTALLY KILLS FANDRAL AND VOLSTAGG!
Hela sees Skurge. Approaches calmly, a vision of death.
With Hela only a few feet from him, Skurge cowers. Pause.
SKURGE
I'm just a janitor.
Skurge ever-so-slightly peers up at her.
HELA
You look like a smart boy with good
survival instincts. How would you
26.
like a job?
SCRAPPER #142
Wait! He's mine. So if you want him,
you go through me.
The Scrappers start brandishing their weapons.
SCRAPPER
But we've already got him.
S142 CLANGS her metal gauntlets together which activate.
SCRAPPER #142
Alright then I guess I go through
you.
LEAD SCRAPPER
More food.
She holds out her fists as if she's operating machinery
warsong WHIRS to life. S142 clenches her fists and we hear a
horrible SCREECHING NOISE as Warsong OPENS FIRE.
She sweeps her arms out in an arc, the spray of gunfire
lasting THREE SECONDS. She bangs her fists again, sending the
ship into IDLE MODE. The Scrappers are now little more than
tiny pieces of litter covering the beach.
28.
THOR
Hey! Where are you taking me?
S142 ignores him, takes a swig from the bottle, and then
nonchalantly UNCLIPS the fob from her belt.
THOR
Answer me! Hey! I am Thor, son of
Odin. I need to get back to Asgard.
SCRAPPER #142
Many apologies, your majesty.
S142 ZAPS him and guides her ship towards a COLOSSAL TOWER.
HELA
It's come to my attention that you
don't know who I am.
REVEAL THE ARMIES OF ASGARD FACING DOWN HELA.
Standing in front is HOGUN, sword and shield out.
HELA
I am Hela, Odin's first born,
Commander of the legions of Asgard,
the rightful heir to the throne, and
the Goddess of Death.
(pause for effect)
My father is dead. As are the
princes. You're welcome.
(then:)
We were once the seat of absolute
power in the Cosmos. Our supremacy
was unchallenged, yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms. Our destiny is to
rule over all others. And I am here
to restore that power. Kneel before
me -- and rise into the ranks of my
great conquest.
THE E-GUARDS GET INTO ATTACK FORMATION.
HOGUN
Whoever you are -- whatever you've
done, surrender now! Or we will show
you know mercy.
HELA
Whoever I am? Did you listen to a
word I said?
HOGUN
This is your last warning!
HELA
I thought you'd be happy to see me.
(then:)
Congratulations! You will meet the
Grandmaster in five seconds.
Images around the tunnel begin speeding up. Chaos, violence,
and confusion mixed in with Grandmaster's face.
Thor, already bewildered, looks on the verge of panic.
SOOTHING VOICE (V.O.)
Prepare yourself. Prepare yourself.
You are now meeting the Grandmaster.
Thor SCREAMS!
TOPAZ
Trash.
GRANDMASTER
No, not trash. Were you waiting just
to call her that? It doesn't start
with a "B."
TOPAZ
Booze hag.
GRANDMASTER
I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was
thinking about "best."
(to S142:)
Because I always say you're the
best. She brought me my precious
beloved Champion, you know.
TOPAZ
You say that every time she's here.
GRANDMASTER
What have you brought today? Tell
me.
SCRAPPER #142
A contender.
THOR
A what?
GRANDMASTER
I need to go closer. I want a closer
look at this. Can you take us
closer? Thank you.
Grandmaster advances on Thor. Examining him closely and
strangely. Then:
GRANDMASTER
Pay this lady.
THOR
Just wait a damn minute. I'm not for
sale.
Using all his might, Thor breaks out of his shackles, but
S142 ZAPS him again. Paralyzed by superheated veins.
GRANDMASTER
Man. He is a fighter.
SCRAPPER #142
34.
GRANDMASTER
There he is. Hey, cuz. We almost
couldn't find you. What, have you
been hiding?
Cousin Carlo looks at Thor, cowering in fear.
THOR
Hi.
Carlo only further weeps.
GRANDMASTER
So --
COUSIN CARLO
Please. I'm sorry.
GRANDMASTER
Carlo -- I pardon you.
COUSIN CARLO
Thank you. Thank you.
GRANDMASTER
You're officially pardoned...from
life.
Grandmaster casually takes Topaz's Sakaarian Guard staff and
JABS it into his cousin's mid-section CAUSING ALL OF HIS
FLESH TO MELT OFF HIS SKELETON!
Carlo SHRIEKS IN PAIN before his vocal cords melt. Thor looks
on, in shock.
THOR
Oh, my god!
GRANDMASTER
What happened to my manners? I
haven't properly introduced myself.
Come on. Follow me.
THOR
Loki!? Loki! Over here!
Loki notices Thor. Blanches a little. Sidles closer so as to
speak to Thor without looking like he's speaking to Thor.
37.
LOKI
Excuse me one second.
THOR
Loki!
Loki hustles over to Thor, SHUSHING him.
LOKI
What? You're alive?
THOR
Yes, of course I'm alive.
LOKI
What are you doing here?
THOR
What do you mean, what am I doing?
I'm stuck in this stupid chair.
Where's your chair?
LOKI
I didn't get a chair.
THOR
Get me out of this one.
LOKI
I can't.
THOR
What?
LOKI
I've made friends with this man.
He's called the Grandmaster.
THOR
Oh, he's crazy!
LOKI
I've gained his favor.. The Bi-Frost
brought me out here weeks ago.
THOR
Weeks ago? I just got here.
Suddenly Grandmaster is right next to them.
GRANDMASTER
What are you whispering about?
Both Thor and Loki react, startled.
38.
GRANDMASTER
Time works real different around
these parts.
GRANDMASTER
On any other world, I'd be like,
millions of years old. But here on
Sakaar --
Grandmaster beholds himself. Then turns to Loki. A truly
uncomfortable silence.
GRANDMASTER
In any case, you know this -- You
call yourself Lord of Thunder?
THOR
God of Thunder. Tell him.
LOKI
I've never met this man in my life.
THOR
He's my brother.
LOKI
Adopted.
GRANDMASTER
Is he any kind of a fighter?
Loki shrugs, gives the universal gesture for "so-so."
THOR
You take this thing out of my neck
and I'll show you.
GRANDMASTER
Now listen to that. He's threatening
me. Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal.
If you wanna get back to Ass-place,
Assberg...
THOR
Asgard.
GRANDMASTER
Any contender who defeats my
champion, their freedom they shall
win.
THOR
Fine. Then point me in the direction
of whoever's ass I have to kick.
39.
GRANDMASTER
That's what I call, contender!
Direction would be this way, Lord.
THOR
Loki!
Guards arrive. They haul Thor up and escort him out.
Beneath the surface are older Frescos. These ones are far
more dark and sinister.
42.
HELA
That's not bad?
(notices:)
But this -- The Eternal Flame.
THE ETERNAL FLAME flickers in its chalice.
Hela DIGS HER HAND INTO THE ETERNAL FLAME. She pulls her hand
out now cupping GREEN FIRE, like a torch.
Hela approaches a large circular RUNE ETCHING on the floor.
Hela manifests a huge CLAW HAMMER. She SMASHES THROUGH THE
RUNES ON THE FLOOR, creating a gaping chasm.
She looks at Skurge.
HELA
Want to see what true power looks
like?
Hela looks down into the darkness below.
With her hand aflame, Hela JUMPS down into the chasm!
HELA
With the Eternal Flame, you are
reborn!
44.
The fire spreads out, covering Fenris and Hela's old army. As
the fire covers the skeletons, they SHUDDER TO LIFE.
HELA
I've missed you. I've missed you
all.
HELA'S BUTCHERS, rise up before their commander.
ABOVE: Skurge looks down, worried.
BELOW: A sinister light returns to Fenris's eyes as he stands
proudly before his master, allowing her to pet the fur of his
terrifying face.
LOKI
You didn't think I'd really come and
see you, did you? This place is
disgusting.
Thor throws another stone through Loki.
LOKI
Does this mean you don't want my
help?
Thor throws another stone through Loki.
LOKI
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with Grandmaster, it took
45.
LOKI
What I'm telling you is, you could
join me at the Grandmaster's side.
Perhaps, in time, an accident
befalls the Grandmaster, and then --
Loki gestures: "we take over."
Thor throws another stone through Loki. Bored.
LOKI
You're not seriously thinking of
going back, are you? Our sister
destroyed your hammer like a piece
of glass. She's stronger than both
of us. She's stronger than you. You
don't stand a chance. Do you
understand what I'm saying to you?
Thor just scowls.
LOKI
Fine. I guess I'll just have to go
it alone. Like I've always done.
(Thor smirks)
Would you say something?
Now out of stones, Thor looks around the floor for more.
LOKI
Say something!
Thor finally looks right at Loki, speaks fast and curt:
THOR
What would you like me to say? You
faked your own death, you stole the
throne, stripped Odin of his power,
stranded him on Earth --
(on Loki:)
-- to die, releasing the Goddess of
Death.
(back to Thor:)
Have I said enough, or do you do you
want me to go further back than the
past two days?
Loki's eyes burn. Thor stares coldly at him. Loki tries to
compose himself.
46.
LOKI
You know, I haven't seen this
Beloved Champion he talks of, but
I've heard he's astonishingly
savage. I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow. Don't let me
down.
Loki SHIMMERS, and his illusion vanishes. Korg runs in to try
to kick him.
KORG
Piss off, ghost!
(then:)
He's freaking gone.
KORG
Yeah, not really useful unless
you're fighting off three vampires
that were huddled together.
THOR
I really wish I had my hammer.
KORG
Hammer?
THOR
Quite unique. It was made from this
special metal from the heart of a
dying star. And when I spun it
really, really fast it gave me the
ability to fly.
KORG
47.
THOR
No, I didn't ride the hammer.
KORG
The hammer rode you on your back?
THOR
No. I used to spin it really fast,
and it would pull me off the --
KORG
Oh my God. The hammer pulled you
off?
THOR
The ground. It would pull me off the
ground, up into the air, and I would
fly. Every time I threw it, it would
always come back to me.
KORG
Sounds like you had a pretty special
and intimate relationship wiht this
hammer and that losing it was almost
comparable to losing a loved one.
THOR
That's a nice way of putting it.
Thor spots S142 dealing at the bar. He's once again eyeing
the fob device clipped to her belt. Scowls.
SCRAPPER #142
I said they're mine.
THOR
See her, the one that put me in
here.
KORG
Yeah, Scrapper 142. She's strong.
And she drinks a lot.
KORG
Gotta watch out for those
Asgardians, man. They are hard to
perish.
THOR
Asgardian?
Thor breaks away from the line and runs to S142.
48.
THOR
Hey! Hey!
S142 holds up the fob.
THOR
Do not zap me with that thing. I
just wanna talk. Asgard is in
danger.
Thor then notices a series of PATTERNED SCARS, or BRANDS, on
her forearms. It's a moment of recognition and disbelief.
THOR
My God, you're a Valkyrie. I used to
wanna be a Valkyrie when I was
younger -- until I found out that
you were all women. There's nothing
wrong with women, of course. I love
women. Sometimes a little too much.
Not in a creepy way, just more of a
respectful appreciation. I think
it's great that there is an elite
force of women warriors. It's about
time.
SCRAPPER #142
Are you done?
WARDEN (O.S.)
Lord of Thunder, you're up.
THOR
Please, help me. I need your help.
SCRAPPER #142
Bye.
THOR
Fine, then you must be a traitor or
a coward because the Valkyrie are
sworn to protect the throne.
S142 finally turns her attention to Thor, intense.
SCRAPPER #142
Listen closely, your majesty. This
is Sakaar, not Asgard. And I'm a
scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
Guards swarm Thor, dragging him back
WARDEN (O.S.)
Bring him in for processing!
49.
VALKYRIE
And no one escapes this place. So
you're gonna die anyway.
Despite her denial, Thor has clearly hit a nerve. And from
now on we will refer to Scrapper #142 as VALKYRIE.
Valkyrie takes her booze and walks away. Thor is dragged
away, passing Korg and the other prisoners.
IN THE VIP BOX: Loki's whole mood shifts. The joy returns to
his face, like "everything will be alright!" Loki LAUGHS.
LOKI
Yes! That's how it feels!
(to Grandmaster:)
I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
Thor is SMASHED into the floor face first.
Hulk ROARS and RUSHES Thor with his axe.
THOR
All right. Screw it.
CLANG! The giant weapons CLASH! Now Thor and Hulk are
fighting warhammer versus battleaxe and Thor is winning! He's
getting the better of these exchanges, using Hulk's
aggression against him. Thor continually KNOCKS and/or TRIPS
Hulk off his feet while evading all of Hulk's best attacks.
THOR
I know you're in there, Banner. I'll
get you out!
One particular vicious blow DISARMS Hulk, and Thor BREAKS
Hulk's axe with the warhammer. Thor then BASHES Hulk in the
chest, KNOCKING him to the ground.
THOR
What's the matter with you? You're
embarrassing me! I told them we were
friends!
GROWLING, Hulk stands up and HITS Thor with a straight jab
that sends Thor TUMBLING across the arena. Hulk immediately
LEAPS after him and LANDS ON Thor!
Hulk is now on top of Thor as they slide across the arena,
just PUMMELING him with punches. Left-right-left-right.
Thor's head snaps back and forth.
In the carnage, Thor sees VISIONS OF ODIN. Then his eyes GLOW
WHITE WITH ELECTRICITY. Like an instinctual defense
mechanism, Thor suddenly KNOCKS HULK BACK WITH A BURST OF
LIGHTNING!
Seething with electricity, Thor springs to his feet and then
BLASTS HULK WITH A MASSIVE LIGHTNING PUNCH! Hulk is LAUNCHED
BACKWARDS and Thor hits the ground HARD.
CROWD
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
54.
KORG
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
The crowd gets hushed. They've never seen this before.
IN THE VIP BOX: Grandmaster is pissed. Loki is amazed.
Hulk and Thor stagger to their feet. Thor looks at himself, a
little surprised. There are still small charges of lightning
CRACKLING through his veins.
Meanwhile, Hulk RUMBLES towards Thor and they're at it again,
close-quarters boxing. Thor is winning the exchanges, landing
BRUTAL PUNCHES to Hulk's body. And then suddenly BZZZ! The
Grandmaster ZAPS him with the Obedience Disk fob!
Thor drops, totally caught off guard!
Hulk plants his feet and JUMPS! He ZOOMS UP, rocketing out of
the arena, up-up-up into the sky! At the apex of his jump
Hulk clenches his fist and begins a missile-like descent.
Val sees this from her ship and decides to take off, like
"This fight is over, time to beat traffic."
KORG
Another day, another Doug.
Down below, Thor groggily turns over. He does so just in time
to see Hulk coming at him like an atom bomb!
No time to avoid it. KA-BOOM!!! Right before impact Thor's
eyes go lightning white. Hulk HITS Thor like a meteor.
The impact knocks Thor unconscious and we CUT TO BLACK.
Linger on darkness for a few beats and then:
HELA
Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
SKURGE
Well, me dad was a stonemason, me
mum was --
HELA
(interrupts)
I'll just stop you there. What I
meant was what is your ambition?
SKURGE
I just want a chance to prove
myself.
HELA
Recognition.
(then:)
When I was young every great King
had an executioner. Not just to
execute people, but also to execute
their vision. But mainly to execute
people. Still a great honor.
(beat)
I was Odin's executioner.
Hela holds out her hand and uses her powers to FORM A DOUBLE-
SIDED OBSIDIAN AXE, which she offers to Skurge.
HELA
And you will be my executioner.
Let's begin our conquest.
THOR
Heimdall, I know you can see me.
Thor continues his plea at the window.
THOR
I need you to help me. Help me see.
Pause. Then Thor's eyes go golden like Heimdall's! The stars
in the wormhole begin to WARP OVER THOR AND --
HULK
You bad friend!
THOR
You know what we call you?
HULK
No.
THOR
We call you the stupid Avenger.
HULK
You're tiny Avenger!
Hulk throws a shield that nearly decapitates Thor.
THOR
What, are you crazy?
HULK
Yes.
THOR
You know what? Earth does hate you.
Hulk gets sad. Wanders over to his bed to mope.
Thor realizes he went to far. Joins Hulk on the bed.
HULK
No.
THOR
I'm sorry I said those things.
You're not the stupid Avenger.
Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.
HULK
It's okay.
THOR
You just can't go around throwing
shields at people. Could have killed
me.
HULK
I know. I'm sorry. I just get so
angry all the time. Hulk always,
always angry.
THOR
I know. We're the same, you and I.
We're just a couple of hot-headed
65.
fools.
HULK
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor
like water.
THOR
We're kind of both like fire.
HULK
But Hulk like real fire. Hulk like
raging fire. Thor like smoldering
fire.
THOR
Hulk, I need you to do something for
me.
TIME CUT: Morning.
BA-BOOM! BA-BOOM! BA-BOOM!
We follow Two Palace Guards as they enter Hulk's Suite.
Hulk is throwing a LARGE BALL against the far wall. It's so
hard it makes dents in the wall. Hulk stops and turns.
Reveal that the guards are escorting Valkyrie. They leave
Valkyrie and Hulk face off.
HULK
Angry girl!
Val bounds forward and gives The Incredible Hulk a big hug.
Hulk laughs and then begins playfully roughhousing with Val.
VALKYRIE
What's going on? What do you--?
Hulk steps away, allowing Valkyrie to see Thor. Her smile
disappears. She stares at Hulk, so annoyed. Hulk mopes a
little. Like, "I done bad." Turns back to Thor:
VALKYRIE
You're so thick-headed that you
can't tell when someone's hiding all
the way across the universe and
wants to be left alone?
THOR
We need to talk.
VALKYRIE
No, you want to talk to me.
66.
VALKYRIE
All right. Here's the deal. I'll
listen to you till this is empty.
She TIPS BACK the bottle and starts CHUGGING.
THOR
Asgard is in danger and people are
dying. We need to get back there. I
need your help...wow.
VALKYRIE
Finished. Bye.
She has indeed finished. She goes to leave.
THOR
Odin is dead.
Valkyrie stops short (the BALL BANGING noise continues). Her
silence speaks volumes. Thor has a realization.
THOR
Hela, the Goddess of Death has
invaded Asgard.
VALKYRIE
If Hela's back then Asgard is
already lost.
THOR
I'm going to stop her.
67.
VALKYRIE
Alone?
THOR
Nope. I'm putting together a team.
It's me, you, and the big guy.
HULK
No team. Only Hulk.
THOR
It's me and you.
VALKYRIE
I think it's only you.
THOR
Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are
legend, elite warriors of Asgard.
You are sworn to defend the throne.
VALKYRIE
I'm not getting dragged into another
one of Odin's family squabbles.
THOR
What's that supposed to mean?
VALKYRIE
Your sister. Her power comes from
Asgard, same as yours.
Hulk's ball rolls into frame. An off screen GRUNT. Val picks
it up and tosses it back to Hulk.
VALKYRIE
When it grew beyond Odin's control,
she massacred everyone in the palace
and tried to seize the throne. When
she tried to escape her banishment,
he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her
back. I only survived because --
(trails off, brooding)
Look, I already faced her once back
when I believed in the throne, and
it cost me everything. THAT'S what's
wrong with Asgard. The throne, the
secrets, the whole golden sham.
Pause. Thor moves towards Valkyrie, goes to put a comforting
hand on her shoulder.
THOR
I agree.
68.
THOR
Didn't see that did you?
Thor presses the button and ALL THE OBEDIENCE DISKS EMBEDDED
IN HIS NECK AND BELT POWER DOWN! Confident smirk.
THOR
There -- that's better. You know, go
ahead. Stay here and get drunk and
enslave people for that lunatic.
Keep drinking. Keep hiding.
(beat)
But me --
69.
Thor gestures for Hulk to toss him the ball. Hulk does.
THOR
I choose to run toward my problems
and not away from them. Because
that's what --
Thor HURLS IT at the MAIN WINDOW. It bounces off, hitting
Thor in the face. He stands, facing Valkyrie.
THOR
Because that's what heroes do.
Thor then SMASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW! Hulk STANDS.
HULK
Friend Stay!
THOR
All right. Come on.
He is pressing buttons and flipping switches. After a beat
the flight deck POWERS UP! Thor places his hand on a pad
which SCANS his handprint. Lights up green.
QUINJET (V.O.)
Voice verification required.
THOR
Thor.
QUINJET (V.O.)
Access denied.
THOR
Thor, son of Odin.
QUINJET (V.O.)
Access denied.
THOR
God of Thunder.
QUINJET (V.O.)
Access denied.
THOR
Strongest Avenger.
QUINJET (V.O.)
Access denied.
THOR
Strongest Avenger!
QUINJET (V.O.)
Access denied.
THOR
Damn you, Stark.
(rolls his eyes)
Point Break.
QUINJET (V.O.)
Welcome, Point Break.
CAH-RUNCH! Hulk BARGES IN through the Quinjet door!
The Hulk approaches, scowling. Any metal that stands in his
way PEELS BACK. Frantic, Thor turns to the Quinjet's console.
HULK
71.
Friend stay!
THOR
No, no, no!
THOR
Banner. Hey, hey, hey. You all
right, Banner? Sun's going down.
Sun's going down. That's it,
breathe. I won't hurt you. Sun's
going down.
BANNER
Thor?
THOR
Yeah.
Banner is groggy, disoriented. Thoughts, memories, and
observations begin to flood his brain randomly.
BANNER
What happened to your hair?
THOR
Some creepy old man cut it off.
BANNER
It looks good.
THOR
Thanks.
BANNER
Where are we? How's Nat?
THOR
Nat is good, I'm sure.
BANNER
And what about Sokovia?
THOR
Sokovia?
BANNER
The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?
THOR
Banner, listen.
BANNER
What?
THOR
Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years
ago.
BANNER
73.
Banner hears:
GRANDMASTER (O.S.)
It's bad news, bad news today.
Banner rushes over to the windshield. Through it he sees
Grandmaster, his hologram projection towering over the city.
GRANDMASTER
Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I
have some bad news. My beloved,
exalted Champion has turned up
missing. Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.
BANNER
Who's that?
THOR
He kind of runs the place. You
actually lived in his house.
Back to Banner. A distant, confused stare.
BANNER
I did?
THOR
Yeah. Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.
BANNER
Did I win?
THOR
No, I won. Easily.
BANNER
Doesn't sound right.
THOR
Well, it's true.
GRANDMASTER
It seems that that criminally
seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen
him away.
THOR
Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to
move.
BANNER
Oh, no. This is bad. This is really,
really bad. Thor, I think I'm
freaking out.
75.
THOR
No, no, no. Don't freak out. You're
okay. Put these on.
Thor tosses Banner some clothes. Banner looks at them.
BANNER
These are Tony's clothes.
THOR
I know, come on.
BANNER
Is he here?
THOR
No, he's not here. But listen. Just
stay calm, okay? The sun's going
down. The sun's getting really low.
Sun's going down.
(to Loki)
YOUR brother. Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated. I'm sure
there's a big history.
(to Valkyrie)
And YOUR contender.
LOKI
My dear friend, if you were to give
me twelve hours I could bring them
both back to you.
VALKYRIE
I can do it in two.
LOKI
I could do it in one.
GRANDMASTER
You know what? I woke up this
morning thinking about a public
execution. But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little "who's gonna
get him first?" So you're on the
clock.
LOKI
What have you done!?
Val reverses position, putting Loki up against the wall.
VALKYRIE
I don't answer to you, lackey.
LOKI
It's Loki. And you will answer to
the Grandmaster.
Loki moves to reverse position again, but Val BREAKS AWAY,
drawing her TWO BLADES. In response, Loki UNSHEATHES two long
Sakaarian daggers. They eye each other, and then FIGHT! A
fast-paced and deadly battle of knives. After a few
exchanges, Val connects a BIG SHOT that SLAMS Loki into the
wall. He scowls.
LOKI
Why would you help my brother escape
with that green fool?
77.
VALKYRIE
I don't help anyone.
Loki trails off. He sees her wrist markings. A realization.
LOKI
You're a Valkyrie. I thought the
Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?
Now Val ATTACKS Loki! She gets him up against the wall, her
blade against his throat. She looks ready to kill him.
VALKYRIE
Choose your next words wisely.
LOKI
Terribly sorry. Must be a very
painful memory --
THOR
Alright, well, you're back now,
that's all that matters.
BANNER
79.
BANNER
It's gross. You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.
THOR
No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's
all like -- "smash, smash, smash." I
prefer you.
BANNER
Thanks.
THOR
But if I'm being honest, when it
comes to fighting evil beings, he is
very powerful and useful.
BANNER
Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful,
too.
THOR
Is he though?
BANNER
How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero.
How many PhDs does Banner have?
Seven.
THOR
Fine, you don't have to fight
anyone. But we're in danger here, so
we have to move.
Thor grabs a towel from the ground next to him. He puts the
towel over his head.
BANNER
What are you doing with that?
THOR
I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.
BANNER
I need a disguise.
THOR
You are the disguise.
Banner finds a pair of Stark's sunglasses in his jacket.
BANNER
I'll be Tony Stark.
81.
THOR
What?
BANNER
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.
THOR
No, no you're not Tony. You're Bruce
Banner.
BANNER
Then why did you dress me up like
Tony?
THOR
Because you were naked.
BANNER
Okay, I'll give you that.
They stand up. Banner adjusts his crotch.
THOR
What are you doing? Stop doing that!
BANNER
Tony wears his pants super tight!
THOR
Why are you being so weird?
BANNER
I don't know. Maybe the fact that I
was trapped for two years inside of
a monster made me a little weird.
Banner flashes green. Thor calms him down.
THOR
Hey. It's okay. You're good. Calm
down. Come on. Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard and you're not gonna
have to think about the Hulk ever
again. All right?
BANNER
All right.
WHAP! Banner gets nailed in the face with green paint.
Caught off guard, Thor and Banner are swept off into --
THOR
That's good. What are you doing
here?
VALKYRIE
What are you doing here? I thought
you were leaving.
THOR
83.
I got sidetracked.
VALKYRIE
What's with the --
THOR
It's my disguise.
VALKYRIE
But I can see your face.
THOR
(covers his face)
Not when I do this, you can't.
(then:)
Your hair looks nice. I like what
you did with it. Change it? Washed
it maybe?
Valkyrie just rolls her eyes, takes Thor by the arm.
BANNER
(to Thor:)
What are those things on her eyes?
Are those the people that she's
killed? She's so beautiful and
strong --
VALKYRIE
Who is this guy?
THOR
He's a friend.
BANNER
Who? Me? I'm Bruce.
As Val leads them into Sakaarian apartment building.
VALKYRIE
I feel like I know you.
BANNER
I feel like I know you too.
VALKYRIE
Look, I've spent years in a haze
trying to forget my past. Sakaaar
seemed like the best place to drink
and forget and to die one day.
THOR
I was thinking that you drink too
much, and that probably was going to
kill you.
VALKYRIE
I don't plan to stop drinking, but I
don't want to forget. I can't turn
away anymore. So, if I'm donna to
die, well -- it may as well be
driving my sword through the heart
of that murderous hag.
THOR
Good.
They arrive at a door. Before they enter:
VALKYRIE
Yeah. So I'm saying that I wanna be
on the team. Has it got a name?
THOR
Yeah, it's called the Revengers.
VALKYRIE
Revengers?
THOR
Because I'm getting revenge. You're
getting revenge.
(to Banner:)
Do you want revenge?
BANNER
I'm undecided.
THOR
Okay.
VALKYRIE
Also, I've got a peace offering.
THOR
Nope. We're going through that one.
Thor points at the nightmare tornado wormhole over the ocean.
VALKYRIE
The Devil's Anus?
BANNER
Wait, whose anus are we going
through?
THOR
For the record, I didn't know it was
called that when I picked it.
BANNER
That looks like a collapsing neutron
star inside of an Einstein-Rosen
Bridge.
VALKYRIE
We need another ship. That would
tear mine to pieces.
THOR
She's right. We need one that can
withstand the geodetic strain from
the singularity.
Banner gives Thor a quizzical look.
BANNER
And has an offline power steering
system that could also function
without the on-board computer.
VALKYRIE
And we need one with cup holders,
because we're gonna die. So, drinks!
BANNER
Do I know you? I feel like I know
you.
VALKYRIE
I feel like I know you, too. It's
weird.
THOR
(to Banner:)
What do you say, doctor? Uncharted
metagalactic travel through a
87.
THOR
Yes, me too. On many, many
occasions. There was one time when
we were children, he transformed
himself into a snake, and he knows
that I love snakes. So, I went to
pick up the snake to admire it and
he transformed back into himself and
he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" And he
stabbed me. We were eight at the
time.
Loki suppresses a smile.
VALKYRIE
If we're boosting a ship, we're
gonna need to draw some guards away
from the palace.
LOKI
Why not set the beast loose?
THOR
Shut up.
VALKYRIE
You guys have a beast?
THOR
No, there's no beast. He's just
being stupid. We're going to start a
revolution.
BANNER
Revolution?
THOR
I'll explain later.
VALKYRIE
Who's this guy again?
THOR
I'll explain later.
Thor and Loki BLAST all the guards, moving to another door.
LOKI
Odin brought us together, it's
almost poetic that his death should
split us apart. We might as well be
strangers now. "Two sons of the
crown" set adrift.
A guard tries to ambush Loki through the door. Thor TAKES OUT
the guard.
THOR
Thought you didn't want to talk
about it?
LOKI
Here's the thing. I'm probably
better off staying here on Sakaar.
THOR
That's exactly what I was thinking.
LOKI
Did you just agree with me?
THOR
This place is perfect for you. It's
savage, chaotic, lawless. Brother,
you're going to do GREAT here.
LOKI
Do you truly think so little of me?
Thor pauses, considers his brother. Then:
THOR
Loki, I thought the world of you. I
thought we were gonna fight side by
side forever. But, at the end of the
day, you're you, I'm me -- I don't
know, maybe there's still good in
you, but let's be honest, our paths
diverged a long time ago.
Loki is wounded by Thor's willingness to discard him. Masks
his feelings with:
LOKI
It's probably for the best that we
never see one another again.
Beat. Thor pats Loki affectionately on the shoulder.
Hold on Loki. Did Thor just get through to him?
THOR
That's what you always wanted.
Beat. Then:
THOR
Hey, let's do "Get Help."
LOKI
What?
THOR
92.
"Get Help."
LOKI
No.
THOR
Come on, you love it.
LOKI
I hate it.
THOR
It's great. IT works every time.
LOKI
It's humiliating.
THOR
Do you have a better plan?
LOKI
No.
THOR
We're doing it.
LOKI
We are not doing "Get Help."
LOKI
93.
BZZZT! Thor ZAPS Loki and HOLDS DOWN the button. Loki HITS
the ground, WRITHING in pain. Thor approaches. Pause.
THOR
Oh brother, you're becoming
predictable. I trust you, you betray
me. Round and round in circles we
go.
Thor continues to "think about it" for a beat while Loki
convulses in agony on the floor. Finally, Thor kneels down:
THOR
See, Loki, life is about, it's about
growth. It's about change. But you
seem to just wanna stay the same. I
guess what I'm trying to say is that
you'll always be the God of
Mischief, but you could be more.
I'll just put this over here for
you.
Thor places the fob on top of the security panel, so close
but so far from Loki's paralyzed reach.
THOR
Anyway, I got places to be so good
luck.
Thor, Val, and Banner all look like they are in extreme pain,
as there's great concern the ship could be torn apart.
BANNER
I thought it'd be nicer. I mean, not
that it's not nice. It's just, it's
on fire.
VALKYRIE
Heat signatures. People clustered
together. Hela's coming for them.
THOR
Okay, drop me off at the palace and
I'll draw her away.
VALKYRIE
And get yourself killed?
THOR
The people trapped down there are
all that matters. While I'm dealing
with Hela, I need you two to help
get everyone off Asgard.
BANNER
How the hell are we supposed to do
that?
THOR
I have a man on the ground.
103.
THOR
Now the ship has guns.
VALKYRIE
I'll take it from here.
Thor produces a bundle of FABRIC WITH GOLD AND WHITE PLATING.
THOR
I found this in the armory.
Hela, cowl & headdress on, stands with Skurge outside of the
mountain stronghold where Heimdall is hiding the refugees.
Hela raises her arms and FIRES LONG THIN BLACK LANCES, which
BURROW into crevices on the mountainside. From here, we TILT
UP, looking straight at the sky.
With the lances in place, Hela bears down. Summoning all her
focus and energy, she begins to VIBRATE this manifestation of
her powers, PUNCTURING crevices and splitting rock apart.
The whole mountain begins to RUMBLE.
HELA
You're still alive.
THOR
I love what you've done with the
place. Redecorating, I see.
HELA
It seems our father's solution to
every problem was to cover it up.
THOR
Or to cast it out.
(then:)
He told you you were worthy. He said
the same thing to me.
Angle on Hela in the frescos, fighting with Mjolnir.
HELA
You see, you never knew him, not at
his best.
(nostalgic sigh)
Odin and I drowned entire
civilizations in blood and tears.
Where do you think all this gold
came from? And then one day he
decided to become a benevolent king.
HELA
To foster peace, to protect life.
(with teeth)
To have you.
THOR
I understand why you're angry. And
you are my sister, and technically
have a claim to the throne. And
believe me, I would love for someone
106.
THOR
(standing up)
You know, Father once told me that a
wise king never seeks out war.
HELA
But must always be ready for it.
They CLASH and Thor BLOCKS an attack with Gungnir. They are
face to face, Hela glaring at Thor.
HELA
To be honest, I expected more.
107.
HEIMDALL
We must cross now! To Bi-Frost!
HELA
Here's the difference between us.
I'm Odin's firstborn, the rightful
heir, the savior of Asgard.
(beat)
And you're nothing.
Hela PROJECTS a large spiked lance, Thor barely rolls out of
the way before it PUNCTURES the wall.
Thor HEADBUTTS Hela. It does nothing. Hela responds with her
own HEADBUTT. It does a lot.
HELA
So simple. Even a blind man could
see it.
HELA
Now you remind me of Dad.
BANNER
Everything's going to be okay. I got
this. You want to know who I am?
VALKYRIE
What the hell are you talking about?
BANNER
You'll see.
Banner LEAPS out of the ship!
Hela has Thor by the throat. She lifts him up to look over
the balcony's ledge.
HELA
You see? No one's going anywhere.
(then:)
I'll get that sword even if I have
to kill every single one of them to
do it.
Val emerges from the ship in full battle mode. Behind her,
the Commodore FIREWORKS provide a spectacular HERO BACKDROP.
KORG
We're going to jump on that
spaceship and get out of here. Want
to come?
And Loki is not alone. He's brought along all the prisoners
from the Contest of Champions. Armed with gladiator weapons.
BELOW: Loki and the Sakaarian gladiators JUMP OFF the Ark and
onto the bridge, joining the fight against Hela's forces.
LOKI
Did you miss me? Everybody on that
ship, now.
The Asgardian refugees begin POURING onto the ark. The only
way onto the Ark is a narrow plankway, so there is an
immediate bottleneck effect - thousands of frightened people
all pushing for a chance at salvation. It's mayhem.
HEIMDALL
Welcome home. I saw you coming.
LOKI
Of course you did.
Loki joins Heimdall and the gladiators in fending off Hela's
encroaching minions.
Hela is perturbed, but not enraged. She turns her gaze back
to Thor for a final farewell.
HELA
A valiant effort, but you never
stood a chance.
Thor looks up from his friends protecting his people as they
frenziedly board to Ark to the twilight stars coming out over
Asgard. There's a glimmering of stardust in the sky.
111.
HELA
You see? I'm not a queen, or a
monster.
THOR
She's too strong. Without my hammer
I cannot --
ODIN
Are you Thor, God of Hammers?
ODIN
No. You're stronger.
LOKI
You're missing an eye.
THOR
I think we should disband the
Revengers.
LOKI
Hit her with a lightning blast.
THOR
I just hit her with the biggest
lightning blast in the history of
lightning. It did nothing.
VALKYRIE
We need to hold her off until
everybody's on board.
THOR LOOKS AT THE PEOPLE BOARDING BEHIND HIM.
THOR
115.
THOR
Asgard's not a place, it's a people.
(then)
This was never about stopping
Ragnarok -- it was about causing
Ragnarok.
(to Loki:)
Go to the vault. Surtur's crown.
It's the only way.
LOKI
(impressed)
Bold move, brother. Even for me.
Loki runs off, leaving Thor and Val to deal with Hela.
THOR
Shall we?
VALKYRIE
After you.
Hela isn't landing any fatal blows, but she's carving Thor up
and making steady progress towards the Ark.
SKURGE
For Asgard.
Skurge runs forward, LEAPS off the Ark, and LANDS on the
bridge right where all the Butchers are coming to life.
BLASTING AWAY the Butchers before they can get aboard.
SKURGE
HELA!
Hela turns to see Skurge blasting his way through her
Butchers, trying to make his way to her.
Disappointed, Hela FIRES a blade through Skurge's heart.
Skurge has been killed but the Ark now ASCENDS unfettered.
LOKI
With the Eternal Flame, you are
reborn.
Hela turns to see Thor, having yanked out the harpoon and it
looks like he's laying down his sword!
THOR
You want Asgard? It's yours.
HELA
Whatever game you're playing, it
won't work. You can't defeat me.
THOR
No, but he can.
KA-BOOM! EXPLODING through the roof of the palace is SURTUR!
The ground beneath Hela BREAKS FREE and she goes FALLING down
into the expanding fissure in Asgard's bedrock.
119.
THOR
So do I, but we have no choice.
It's not doing much damage, but the shock of it plus Hulk's
impact makes Surtur take a destructive step back.
THOR
Hulk, just for once in your life,
don't smash!
HULK
But -- big Monster.
VALKYRIE
Hulk! Let's go.
Hulk stops. Looking between Surtur and Thor & Val. This is a
real Sophie's Choice for Hulk. On the one hand, he really
wants to kill that thing. On the other hand --
HULK
Friends.
Hulk PICKS UP Thor and Valkyrie. He then squats down, and
LEAPS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! The trio SHOOTS UP into the night
sky like a rocket blasting off. Their trajectory is heading
right at the Ark as it reaches the lower orbit of Asgard.
KORG
The damage is not too bad. As long
as the foundations are strong, we
can rebuild this place. It will
become a haven for all people and
aliens of the universe --
Asgard is gone.
KORG
Nope, those foundations are gone.
Sorry.
Stay on Thor as he processes the decisions he's made.
THOR
What have I done?
Heimdall joins him.
HEIMDALL
You saved us from extinction. Asgard
is not a place, it's a people.
The Ark cruises among the chaos that once was Asgard.
LOKI (O.S.)
It suits you.
Thor turns to reveal Loki standing by the door. A smile.
THOR
Perhaps you're not so bad after all,
brother.
122.
LOKI
Maybe not.
THOR
Thank you, Loki.
LOKI
Do we have to hug now?
Thor smiles.
And Thor isn't acting arrogant. Not trying to show off any
swagger. He is stately. A contemplative and dignified king.
VALKYRIE
Your throne.
Pause. Reluctant acceptance. Thor sits down.
HEIMDALL
123.
HEIMDALL
Where to?
THOR
I'm not sure. Any suggestions? Miek,
what's your home planet?
THOR
Earth it is.
CUT TO BLACK.
THE END.
LOKI
Do you really think it's a good idea
to go back to Earth?
THOR
Sure! They love me there.
LOKI
Let me rephrase: Do you really think
it's a good idea to bring me back to
Earth?
Thor smiles, getting it. Pats Loki on the shoulder.
124.
THOR
Probably not. But don't worry,
brother -- I've got a feeling that
everything's going to work out.
END.