Vaseline Script

by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey

Act 1 Scene 1

Ms. Torres:
Thank you, it is a pleasure to introduce Mrs. Patricia Robles from
Villaverde, the editor of her generation's yearbook. And to Mr. Eugenio Montes de Oca,
his graduate companion with the highest honors, and today vice president of "Vallamos"
To the Grain” Studies on acne and microbiology.

EUGENIO:
Miss Torres, friends, alumni, honorable guests and... others! Seeing all these
familiar faces remind me of those days that are gone and will not return. Days of
work and play, days when we cheered for our sports teams -
Yeee National! And days of worrying and studying for exams. Maybe,
some of these faces will be absent tonight because they thought that our
beloved and always respected Miss Torres, had one of her surprise exams for us.
(Torres) I was just joking. (To the audience once again) Anyway, the
students who missed tonight will not be absent in our hearts and our memory
they will be remembered as they were.

Act 1, Scene 2.

CHIQUIS:
It's the first day of class and I feel like I've been locked up here for a whole year.

LICHA:
Yes, what a drag, hey, should we sit here?

CHIQUIS:
Yes, Sonia is coming and Frenchy is going to bring the new girl.

LICHA:
Hey, do you want my salad?

CHIQUIS:
Hey, let's see if it fits me.

LICHA:
Hey Sonia, here we are. (Sonia enters with a tray)

SONIA:
Hey Hey Hey! Hey, where are the guys?

CHIQUIS:
Those lazy ones, do you think they would spend a cent on their lunch? They are panhandling.

SONIA:
What elbows.
MEMO:
Oye Lalo, te cambio una sardina por un pedazo de salami.

LALO:
Not even dead would I eat one of your sardines, they've been in that little bag since you were baptized.

MEMO:
No, this is a new can, my mom opened it this morning.

LALO:
Oh, did your mom take her corpse out of the bed?

MEMO:
Yes, he does it every first day of class. (Kiko enters)

KIKO:
What's up, what are you doing?

LALO:
What's up, Kiko?

MEMO:
Hey Kiko, what do you have in your bag? I'll trade you for half a sardine.

KIKO:
Are you crazy? Get that dog food away from me, I wouldn't want to smell like you even if I were dead.

LALO:
Hey Kiko, where were you in the summer?

KIKO:
I was working

LALO:
Working eh......Where?

KIKO:
Loading boxes in the warehouse

LALO:
What a job (They laugh.)

KIKO:
Shut up, I'm saving to buy a car.

LALO:
Seriously

MEMO:
And what brand

KIKO:
I don't know, but it already has a name, it will be called rebel lightning (they laugh)

MEMO:
And why don't you buy yourself a St. Bernard and name it Big Dog? (when they laugh,
enterTacho

TACHO:
She touched me again... Ms. Torres gave me another chance in Spanish, but this year, but this time she...
it will weigh, he will not dare to speak to me because if he does, I will curse him
su.....

Miss Torres:
Mr. Anastasio Godines should I be in your Spanish class or am I mistaken? That,
he plans to stay there standing all morning.

TACHO:
Yes ma'am, I say no ma'am.

MISS TORRES:
so what is it yes or no.

TACHO:
Yes ma'am.

MISS TORRES:
I thought so.

LALO:
Hey, it's good that he didn't dare to say anything to you, or you would have reminded him of his mommy.
true Mr. Godines.

SONIA:
Hey, who is that girl coming with Frenchy?

FRENCHY:
Hello girls, this is SandraTontales, and Sandy this is Licha Chiquis and Sonia, Sandy
comes from Australia

SONIA:
And how are your friends the kangaroos.

SANDY:
Oh! Very well, thank you. (Sonia makes a disgusted face)

FRENCHY:
Hey Licha, your new glasses are so cool.
LICHA:
If I bought them in the summer, I mean, don't I look more intellectual and pretty?

SONIA:
You can still see your face.

LICHA:
Do you want rice pudding in your bra?

CHIQUIS:
.o
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FRENCHY:
Be careful Sandy, it might bite you for food.

LICHA:
Apologize for us Sandy if we have class.

CHIQUIS:
Hey Frenchy, what did you do with your hair, it's awesome.

FRENCHY:
I just touched it up a little bit.

SONIA:
Hey, what brings you here?

SANDY:
Well, I was going to go to the Academy of the Immaculate, but the mother superior and my
Dad and Mom fought because of my patent leather shoes.

CHIQUIS:
Why?

SANDY:
Why the mother superior insisted that the children could see my panties in the
reflection of the shoes.

LICHA:
Where can you get one of those?

PATTY:
Hello!

SONIA:
Wow! Here comes Patricia Robles, the little Lulú from school. (Patty enters)

PATTY:
Don't greet me if you don't want to.
SONIA:
Ah, OK

PATTY:
I love the first day of classes. Don't you?

SONIA:
It is the greatest adventure of my life.

PATTY:
Guess what just happened.

ALL:
No way.

PATTY:
The new names of the school board were announced and guess who.
was elected president.

ALL:
Who?

PATTY:
Hey, isn't it fantastic?

ALL:
fantastic.

PATTY:
Hey, you must think that I'm rude, I haven't introduced myself. I am Patricia.
Robles, nice to meet you.

PATTY:
I hope you stay for the cheerleading practices, we'll have a lot of fun.

FRENCHY:
Hey, what do you think of Sandy?

LICHA:
I'm fed up!

SANDY:
My God

SONIA:
Beautiful language, what happened?

LICHA:
One of the diamonds from my glasses fell into the noodles. (light goes to the children)
MEMO:
Hey, isn't that Danny?
KIKO:
What is she doing by the women's gym?

LALO:
He must have gone in with some girl.

MEMO:
Hey Danny.

DANNY:
What's up guys, how's it going?

TACHO:
What, any new girl around?

DANNY:
No, the same pills that we have known for 1000 years.

KIKO:
I want to know what Danny did in the summer.

DANNY:
Oh, it was nothing.

KIKO:
Nothing! I bet you do.

DANNY:
Well, but they don't want to hear all the morbid details, do they?

TODOS:
Are you joking? (light girls)

FRENCHY:
What did you do in the summer, Sandy?

SANDY:
I went to the beach

CHIQUIS:
Why, if there is a brand new pool three blocks from here?

SONIA:
Yes, for the ****** who likes to swim in pure chlorine

SANDY:
and the most beautiful thing was that I met a boy.
SONIA:
Did you go to the beach just to meet a guy?

SANDY:
Oh! He was different, he was truly charming.

SONIA:
There is no such thing.

DANNY:
Are you sure you want to know?

SANDY:
Well, he was very polite and everything was so romantic.

ALL:
Tell us!!...

(Summer Nights)

DANNY:
The summer has ended

SANDY:
the summer that soon passed

DANNY:
she was crazy about me

SANDY:
she begged me and I couldn't resist

DANNY-SANDY:
The friendship that began in the day turned to love at night.

ALL:
Well, well, well, uh

Children:
Tell us, tell us

KIKO:
if you could send it

ALL:
tell us, tell us
FRENCHY:
if you let yourself be kissed.

DANNY:
I took her to a party

SANDY:
and we walked until ten

DANNY:
and we drank a lot of beer

SANDY:
and he invited me for a strawberry ice cream.

DANNY-SANDY:
The friendship that began in the day turned into love at night.

ALL:
Well, well, well, uh

Girls:
Tell us, tell us

CHIQUIS:
If he/she behaved well

Children:
Tell us, tell us

LALO:
If it was your girlfriend.

DANNY:
He got a cramp and almost choked, ahu

SANDY:
To boast in the pool, he fell.

DANNY:
And I saved life

SANDY:
And I taught him to swim.

DANNY-SANDY:
Under the sun, something began and then uh, what nights of love.

ALL:
uo, uo, uo, uh

Children:
Tell us, tell us
MEMO:
If it resisted you

Girls:
Tell us, tell us

SONIA:
What a lot he begged you.

SANDY:
With much fear, my hand took.

DANNY:
And without hesitation, he jumped at me.

SANDY:
Then he said that he loved me

DANNY:
She knew very well what she was doing.

DANNY-SANDY:
Under the sun, something began and then uh, what nights of love

ALL:
Uo, uo, uo, uh

Girls:
Tell us, tell us

LICHA:
How much wool was spent?

TACHO:
Tell us if she will have an older sister.

SANDY:
One afternoon everything ended

DANNY:
As friends, we both remain.

SANDY:
I don't know if he/she will remember.

DANNY:
I wonder where he/she will be.
Danny-SANDY
Summer is over but oh what nights of love.

EVERYONE:
Tell us, tell us.

PATTY:
Sounds like a wonderful boy Sandy

MEMO:
What a father Danny!

SONIA:
A boy who doesn't touch you and is a true love, I think he was a bit odd.

LALO:
Big tits, hey!

FRENCHY:
Well said, Sonia.

KIKO:
Are you Catholic?

CHIQUIS:
What if someone said that about Danny Seco?

TACHO:
Hot, huh Dry!

SANDY:
You said Danny Seco

DANNY:
I didn't say that, delete it.

SONIA:
Was he the buddy?

MEMO:
Allgoodthingshappentoyou.

SANDY:
What doesn't go in the academy of the holy trinity? (the girls laugh)

KIKO:
Does it go on the highway or not (shakes head to indicate no)

LICHA:
What a laugh, shall we go?

SONIA:
See you Patty, maybe we'll see each other at the library addicts meeting. (they laugh and
Well, don't lose hope, the prince charming will surely return some day.
day.

SANDY:
Do you really believe it, Frenchy?

FRENCHY:
Yes.

SONIA:
Hey Danny, we have a surprise for you.

DANNY:
¿¿¿Sandy???

SANDY:
Danny?

DANNY:
I thought you were going to return to Australia.

SANDY:
My dad changed his mind at the last minute.

DANNY:
Really. Well, better for you baby.

SANDY:
What happened to the Danny I met at the beach?

DANNY:
I don't know baby, I don't know maybe we are two or why don't you look in the section
yellow or green in the lost things (they laugh) (Sandy cries, and the children leave).

CHIQUIS:
Look, she was so happy to see you that she left her lunch.

FRENCHY:
Come on, cheer up, men are not worth it, they are like rats, not worse than that.
the fleas of rats are not yet worse than that they are like the amoebas of the fleas in
Rats, in the end the only man you can trust is your father.

SONIA:
Yes, and Danny is the worst freeloader of all (Danny enters, sees her, and takes her lunch away)
Chiquis)

LICHA:
(it's coming) come on Sandy, what you need for a night out with the girls, let's go
Have a sleepover at my house, do you want to come?

SANDY:
yes.

CHIQUIS:
but just girls! Hey!

ALL:
OOOOOOO.

Act 1, Scene 3

(suena La campana y van todos a sus lockers, cuando Danny ve a Memo con su
Guitar

DANNY:
Hey Memito, you almost know how to play the guitar.

MEMO:
I was taking classes during the vacation.

KIKO:
Let's see, show us what you learned.

MEMO:
this is a do ~~~~~

LICHA:
It's not bad at all, right guys?

TODOS:
No.

MEMO:
this is a ~~~~~

FRENCHY:
Can you play a love melody?

MEMO:
It depends, only if it has a do. This is a fa ~~~~~..... and this is a sol ~~~...
But it's still not coming out right for me.

TODOS:
Ah!
DANNY:
Play us a song, Elvis.

MEMO:
that's fine, lesson four love first original by Guillermo Marquez.

(sale Mr. Torres)

First Love

MISS TORRES:
Mr. Godines, you shouldn't be in the detention room, let's go.

(everyone laughs)

Act 1, Scene 4

RICKY:
Hey hey hey, this is your star announcer, your top guy Ricky Rockero speaking
from their favorite radio station which will be the house of X E R A on the air when
There are only 10 minutes left until 8:00 PM, and next is a new rock song.
fresh out of the oven that is quickly rising in the rankings of popularity but
First, I want to tell you, if you suffer from acne, wrinkles, or spots, use shell cream.
nacre from Acapulco, the most effective, the best nacre cream from Acapulco.
in Licha's room)

CHIQUIS:
Brush, brush, your teeth you'll see how good you feel. Brush, brush your teeth that...
they remain shiny........

SONIA:
Don't you want a cigarette?

LICHA:
Are they going to smoke?

FRENCHY:
Sure, it's pure life.

CHIQUIS:
You will become short if you smoke.

SONIA:
Oh, we know very well that you do it secretly too, Sandy, don't you want to?
one?

SANDY:
No thank you, I don't like it.
SONIA:
Put the mouthpiece in as soon as you light the cigarette, suck hard.
Hey, I forgot to tell you not to inhale the smoke, that's what one does when ...
He/She already has a lot of experience.

FRENCHY:
Hey let me show you the French style it's very sensual, look.

CHIQUIS:
Yuck, it's the worst thing I've seen in my life.

SONIA:
Oh, I almost forgot a drink to brighten up the meeting. Do you want some?

CHIQUIS:
Wow, it is imported.

SONIA:
Sandy, don't you want it? (Sandy grabs it and is about to drink but) ...Oh no, not like that, if you're going to...
take it, it has to be quick, like this. (he demonstrates it) If not, you swallow bubbles, that's what you
makes you vomit.

SANDY:
I don't feel like it right now.

SONIA:
I bet you've never taken anything.

SANDY:
Of course, I had rompope at my cousin's wedding.

SONIA:
Hey, you are already a worldly girl, come on, we have nothing incurable, what's wrong with you?

FRENCHY:
Sandy, you don't have earrings. Do you want me to pierce your ears?

LICHA:
I have some roses that would look amazing on you.

SANDY:
Is it dangerous?

FRENCHY:
Oh no! I got accepted into beauty school, I know how to do it very well, Licha, right?
Do you have an old needle, one of those that no longer works?

LICHA:
Yes, I have my virgin pin.

CHIQUIS:
It is good to know that it is useful for something.

LICHA:
What?

CHIQUIS:
I was just teasing you.

LICHA:
Well, annoy someone else, it's my house.

Frenchy, why don't you pierce them?

SANDY:
What!

FRENCHY:
No, it only appears at the very moment.

SANDY:
I don't feel well, I think I'm going to call home.

SONIA:
Look Sandy, if you want to hang out with us, you have to pull your weight, if not, go back to
eating cookies and chocolate milk with the boy scouts.

SANDY:
It's okay

CHIQUIS:
Look Sandy, if Frenchy messes up, he can cut your hair so your ear doesn't show.

FRENCHY:
YES, YES. (They are leaving)

SONIA:
This girl is starting to get on my nerves.

CHIQUIS:
Hey, give Sonia a chance please.
LICHA:
Oh yes, as soon as he met us (sound of vomiting)

FRENCHY:
Sandy girls don't feel well as soon as they reach to pierce her ear! Cua! Almost
faints.

LICHA:
Ah! It's a bit cold, I'd better put on my new robe.

CHIQUIS:
Wow, this is awesome.

LICHA:
They like it made in Japan.

SONIA:
Yeah, everything has been made in Japan lately.

LICHA:
What happens is that I have a admirer there and he sent it to me with a flight attendant.

CHIQUIS:
Don't tell me you're dating a Japanese guy.

LICHA:
He is not Japanese, dumbass, his dad works in the American navy and he studies in the ...
naval school of Japan.

CHIQUIS:
Girlfriend of a sailor who is envied.

FRENCHY:
And who does it resemble?

CHIQUIS:
Yes, don't you have a photo of him?

LICHA:
Yes, it's this one, the one that is cropped between Angélica María and Johnny Laboriel.

CHIQUIS:
And why is it trimmed?

LICHA:
Why was he hugging his ex-girlfriend and I cut it out.

SONIA:
And what is their name?
LICHA:
Alfredo, but affectionately they call him Freddy.

FRENCHY:
And you write to him a lot.
LICHA:
If every little while, every time he sends me letters and gifts.

CHIQUIS:
And what do you say to a man in a love letter?

(Freddie my Love)

Act 1, Scene 5.

(The twins come out, running, almost out of breath, they have earplugs and Danny is holding a
nut wrench

DANNY:
I don't even know why I brought this wrench, I could have just ripped them off with my hands.
own hands.

TACHO:
Yes, come on, I just broke three nails. (everyone laughs)

LALO:
Hey guys, these rims aren't scratched, they're going to give us a good amount of money.

MEMO:
How much do you think they will give me for these dice?

LALO:
Who puts new rims on a beat-up old car?

DANNY:
Sure, some fool.

TACHO:
We should go try to sell them.

DANNY:
Yes, at 11 at night, because we don't sell them to the police station.

MEMO:
What a laugh, the police do not use these rims (A horn is heard)

TACHO:
There is the junk car that we dismantled, hide the evidence.

DANNY:
Hey, it's Kiko.

KIKO:
put those things back where they were, bunch of thieves
MEMO:
No, we were just watching over them so that nobody would steal them from you.

DANNY:
What are you doing with this piece of junk.

KIKO:
What are they talking about, this is Rebel Lightning.

TODOS:
What!

TACHO:
And do you really think you're going to hook up with a girl with this can of sardines?

KIKO:
Just let me give it a little lubrication, a little polishing and you'll see.

MEMO:
And what is the name of that malted milk color of picadillo, huh?

KIKO:
Laugh all you want, but you'll see when I end up as the latest model.

DANNY:
The one and only, Rebel Lightning.

Rebel Lightning

SONIA:
What is that thing?

KIKO:
Why so late?

SONIA:
What does it matter why so late, is this your new convertible?

KIKO:
Well yes, isn't it awesome?

SONIA:
Yes, as cool as a hearse. Outside, what do you think a gang car is?
Outside. Hey, Danny, I just left your girlfriend at Licha's house throwing up for
everywhere.

DANNY:
What are you talking about?
SONIA:
SandraTontales, you know, Sandra Dee, who else?

KIKO:
Hey, behave well

DANNY:
Tell Sonia. (police siren sounds)

KIKO:
Get rid of the rims

DANNY:
What are you talking about? They are yours.

KIKO:
No, I stole them. (they run away)

Act 1, scene 6.

SANDY:
(Cheerleader practice) do a split, start screaming, today the national team will win. Oh no
I can.

DANNY:
Hello Sandy

SANDY:
Hey Danny, you scared me.

DANNY:
What happened to your little ear?

SANDY:
What? (He covers his ear with his hand) Ah.... An accident.

DANNY:
Look, I hope you are not still angry about the first day of class.

SANDY:
You could have been kinder in front of all your friends.

DANNY:
Are you crazy? Those guys don't know you, they see you talking to a girl and they think that
he/she puts it..... Well, you already know.

SANDY:
It seemed like you had a new girlfriend or something.
DANNY:
Are you crazy? Look, if it were up to me, I wouldn't see any girl other than you (She blushes)
You know what? We're going to throw a party for Frenchy in the park because he's going to leave.
a beauty school before I fail again. Do you want to come?

SANDY:
Very well Danny, as long as you are with me. We must not let anything or anyone
do not let us be separated again.

PATTY:
Hello Danny!!!!! Am I interrupting?
(He gives Sandy a cane). Here, spin this around for a while (He takes Danny away to a...)
(side) Do you know what my mom said when you left last night? Well, she said that she
You fell wonderfully (to Sandy) is quite a conqueror. Come on Sandy, we need to practice.

SANDY:
Oh yes, I can't wait to impress all those athletes.

DANNY:
Ah! I understand, you want to show off in front of that bunch of hot idiots.

SANDY:
Don't tell me you're jealous

DANNY:
What?, from that meatball movie, don’t make me laugh... haha!

SANDY:
Just because they can do something that you cannot.

DANNY:
Yes... of course... uh-huh.

SANDY:
OK, what have you done?

DANNY:
I won a hamburger eating contest in the school cafeteria.

SANDY:
You don't even know what I'm talking about.

DANNY:
Look, when there is football practice I am going to show you who I am.

PATTY:
Hey, I am excited, aren't you? Let's practice. Act 1, Scene 7. (In the park)

DANNY:
Hey Frenchy, when do your beauty classes start?

FRENCHY:
I already started them and I specifically have to style these wigs for tomorrow.

MEMO:
Hey 05, you shouldn't eat that hamburger, it's still Friday.

LALO:
And why do you remind me, now I have to confess.

CHIQUIS:
That's the good thing about being Lutheran.

LALO:
Yes, of course, that's the good thing about being Porky's wife.

CHIQUIS:
Look who’s talking, dumbo.

FRENCHY:
Hey, dude, don't damage the magazine, there's a photo of Alberto Vasquez that I want.
to save

TACHO:
Yosolo was watching the donation of Marilin Monroe.

FRENCHY:
You know, I've been told that I look like Marilyn Monroe.

TACHO:
You? I don’t think so, you don’t have ones like hers.

FRENCHY:
I have been told to use Kleenex.

TACHO:
You know that and more, rubber foams.

CHIQUIS:
Hey Lalo, don’t you want another hamburger?

LALO:
No thanks, I prefer a Coke.

CHIQUIS:
You shouldn't drink so much Coke, it rots your teeth.

LALO:
Thank you, beaver, for taking care of teeth.

CHIQUIS:
There was a scientist who left a tooth in a glass of Coke, and in a week it was already...
was not there.

LALO:
Please, I'm not going to have a mouthful of coca in my mouth for a week, besides that
It matters to me, they are my teeth, it’s not your problem.

CHIQUIS:
Yes, I don't think so.

DANNY:
They announced the news that I was accepted into the sports team this same.
tomorrow

LICHA:
With those chicken legs? (Lalo laughs)

DANNY:
it's more than you can do 05.

CHIQUIS:
Hey, why don't you break his face?

LALO:
Why?

CHIQUIS:
he told you 05.

LALO:
That's how they have been calling me since I was little.

CHIQUIS:
And what does it mean?

LALO:
Don't you see that 05 is the number for the complaints section of the high school.

CHIQUIS:
And what are you complaining about?

LALO:
Above all, I love to whip myself and walk around feeling sad, I am the king of the sad ones.
national preparatory

King of the Sad Ones

TACHO:
Strawberry popsicle Don't you want a soda?

SANDY:
No gracias yo solo vine a colectar hojas para biología.

EUGENIO:
I wait for you in the truck with my grandfather. (when leaving they trip you)

TACHO:
Leaves Eh, Well I saw some beautiful red ones by the river.

KIKO:
They are not leaves, they are popped balloons.

MEMO:
What, aren't you going to spy on them?

DANNY:
What? No, not at all.

SONIA:
Hey Danny, are you going to the dance tomorrow?

DANNY:
I have no other commitments.

SONIA:
What happens is that you are sad because little Lulú turned you down.

DANNY:
Who?

SONIA:
The silly Sandra Dee, who else. Hey Danny take me, yes, I can too.
to tell the story to the good girl, Right boys

Sandra Dee

SANDY:
You were mocking me, right? Who do you think you are to make fun of me?
Let me go, you liar, don't touch me.

DANNY:
Hey Sonia, what time should I pick you up?
SONIA:
at the time you want, Danny.

LALO:
Hey Chiquis, do you have plans for tomorrow night?

CHIQUIS:
No, why

LALO:
Do you want to go to the dance?

CHIQUIS:
Seriously

LALO:
Yes

CHIQUIS:
Good.

MEMO:
Hey, Frenchy... Do you think they'll let you into the dance?

FRENCHY:
I think so, why?

MEMO:
Not for nothing, see you there.

LICHA:
Hey Kiko.

TACHO:
Don't invite Kiko, he and I are going to go in the rebel lightning to pick up some girls.
girls from my neighborhood

KIKO:
No, I didn't ask to be connected with a friend of my sister's that they say
it's a bomb.

LICHA:
Oh! Well, I don't know if I'm going to go.

TODOS:
Why not Licha

LICHA:
Por que no tengo pareja.

DANNY:
Well, I know who the perfect couple is....... Hey Eugenio!

Act 2, Scene 1

School dance

RICKY:
Hey, good evening dear colleagues from the National Secondary School, I am
delighted to be with you all where we are all having a great time, and
Now choose your partner because the contest is about to start.

UNCLE:
(With Eugenio) One two, Chachacha, Three four Chachacha, Very good Chachacha, Keep going
Hey Chachacha. You know, you could hold me a bit closer. I don't bite.

EUGENIO:
!!Patty!!

UNCLE:
What, you don't want my phone or something?

EUGENIO:
You promised to be my partner for the dance contest.

PATTY:
Oh yes, that's true, I almost forgot.

SONIA:
So, Seco, do you accept to be my partner?

DANNY:
Well, if I have no choice.

SONIA:
Forget it Seco, then I will dance with my sweetheart.

KIKO:
Look, I'm going to introduce you to the girl so you don't end up alone.
Vine, oh Carlota, Danny says that if you don't want to be his partner for the contest.
UNCLE:
Danny Seco, the famous Danny Seco, can't be that you have noticed me.

DANNY:
I didn't do it.

JOHNNY C:
Okay, rebels to your positions because the great contest is about to start, but first
I want Ms. Torres to come up to explain the rules of the contest.

MISS TORRES:
First of all, I would like to ask for a big round of applause for Miss Patricia Robles who
took charge of the school decoration for the annual dance called on this occasion
moonlit night in the Tropics.

I want to tell you that it will not be me who judges the contest but the friend of all.
You, Ricky Rockero, from your favorite radio station, will it be the house of X E?
R A..... Mr. Rocker?

RICKY:
in the air He he hey

MISS TORRES:
The rules of the contest are as follows:
All couples must be formed by a man and a woman
Any vulgar or tasteless movement will be disqualified from the contest.
When the young rockstar gives them a pat on the shoulder, they must leave.
hint immediately.

RICKY:
I just want to wish you all good luck because remember that it doesn't matter to lose or
win, if not to start rock and rolling. And here we go.

Rock was born with me

Miss Torres:
And it seems that we already have the winners of the contest, and why don't we see them?
winners in a romantic dance. (*Dance*)

Act 2, Scene 2.

FRENCHY:
How am I going to tell my friends that I failed in beauty school, How am I going to
I would like to have someone who tells me what I should and should not do.
just like Pinocchio's cricket

Back to School

Act 2, Scene 3.

DANNY:
Hey Sandy, why don't you come a little closer?

SANDY:
It's not that I'm fine like this, thank you.

DANNY:
Are you still mad at me about the park?

SANDY:
No, it's just that things have changed, everything was so different when you and I were together.
alone on the beach.

DANNY:
You are not in love with someone else, are you?

SANDY:
No, why do you say that?

DANNY:
No, just for nothing (takes off the ring and hits Sandy) I wanted to tell you that.... That.... Yes
Do you want to use my graduation ring.

SANDY:
I don't know what to say.

DANNY:
Well, say yes (Sandy kisses him and Danny is stunned.) I should have given it to you a long time ago.
I like you a lot, Sandy (kiss)

SANDY:
Danny, calm down, I thought you wanted us to be a couple.

DANNY:
And what do you think being boyfriend and girlfriend means, huh? (she is going to kiss him)

SANDY:
Danny had never seen you like this.

DANNY:
Calm down, no one is watching us.

SANDY:
Danny, you're hurting me, let me go!

DANNY:
I thought you loved me, that I meant something to you.
SANDY:
I do love you, but the fact that I accepted your graduation ring doesn't want
to say that I will let you take advantage of me (he/she slams the door, giving a hit
"there") Sorry Danny.

DANNY:
It's nothing (falsetto)(Sandy is leaving)

DANNY:
No Sandy wait, you can't run out of a drive-in theater.
(The Drive-in Cinema)

Act 2, Scene 4.

A PARTY AT CHIQUIS' HOUSE, LALO AND MEMO SING 'THE QUEEN OF THE PARTY',
ACCOMPANIED BY MEMO'S GUITAR, KIKO AND SONIA DANCE. TACHO AND LICHA
They are in a chair drinking beer. Frenchy is next to the record player.
FOLLOWING THE MUSIC CHIQUIS KEEP DANCING. SANDY IS SITTING.
IN FRONT OF THE STAIRS, TRYING TO HAVE FUN. DANNY IS ABSENT.

The Queen of the Party

SANDY:
Don't play so many records Frenchy, they only gave me permission until 8:30.

KIKO:
Why do you want to take the record player so soon, girl, when the party has just begun.

SONIA:
If he wants to leave already, it's because Danny didn't even arrive.

SANDY:
As if I had come to look for him.

SONIA:
Oh no, then what did you come for?

SANDY:
I came because they invited me.

SONIA:
We invited you because you had a record player.

CHIQUIS:
Sandy sale Frenchy, let's talk here.

LICHA:
(to Sonia) What's wrong with you, you're in a dark mood, stop laughing so much or you'll...
What's wrong? Do you have any problem?
SONIA:
What?

LICHA:
Yes man, that if you have any problem...

SONIA:
Well, I'm not sure.

LICHA:
Hey, don't tell me you already messed up.

SONIA:
I don't know, nice thing, right?

LICHA:
But how could you let it happen?

LICHA:
So maybe you're pregnant???????

SONIA:
It was not my fault.

LICHA:
Well, now you really messed up!!!

(KIKO WALKS BY THEM)

LICHA:
It's not Kiko, or is it?

SONIA:
No. How do you think? It's one that you don't know.

LICHA:
Oh, all men are the same. Do you remember the announcer from the dance? Well, I caught him.
putting a pill in my drink.

SONIA:
Swear to me that you won't tell anyone

LICHA:
I swear to you.

SONIA:
Thank you. I trust you.

(LICHA TELLS KIKO AND THE WORD STARTS TO SPREAD. KIKO GETS ANGRY ABOUT WHAT
LISTEN.

SONIA:
Guys, what happened with the music.

(KIKO APPROACHES SONIA).

KIKO:
Is it true what they just told me?
SONIA:
How quickly good news spreads.

KIKO:
Why didn't you tell me anything?

SONIA:
(AS IF SONIA DIDN'T CARE) Don't worry, little one, you can be at ease,
of course you are not responsible.

KIKO:
(SAD AND ANGRY) Well... Fortunately, better for me. (LEAVES)

(KIKO, HURT BY HIS FEELINGS, LEAVES AND THEY TRY TO STOP HIM.
FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY SUCCESS

LALO:
Bad luck Sonia

SONIA:
Shut up Lalo

CHIQUIS:
Come on, it's getting late, I better walk you to the truck.

LICHA:
Wait for me!!!

SANDY:
Sonia, I'm very sorry that you're having problems but....

(Interrupts Sonia)

SONIA:
That was all I needed, the good girl trying to give me a sermon.

SANDY:
It's not a sermon, I care about both of you because I love you.
SONIA:
(with disdain) Oh, yes. Thank you, but I think this is my business and no one else's.

SANDY:
Do you really believe that? Didn't you see Kiko's face when he left here?

(SONIA TURNS AND GOES THE OTHER WAY)

SANDY:
It was Kiko. Isn't that true? (A PAUSE IS MADE) Well, I think I've already spoken
enough. Good luck Sonia. (SANDY EXITS)
SONIA:
A moment know-it-all, who do you think you are?
Since when are you concerned about what happens to me? And since it seems like you know everything,
Tell me better why Seco didn't come to the party? Get out now.
(SANDY RUNNING IN TEARS)

(Worse Things)

Act 2, Scene 5.

SANDY GOES UP TO HER ROOM, SITS DOWN, AND SINGS GOODBYE TO SANDRA DEE

(time to grow)

Act 2, Scene 6.
LALO:
Hey guys, it's almost time for our favorite show. I invite you to watch the
Mickey Mouse club on the TV in my house.

ALL:
Noooo!!!

LALO:
(VACILANDO) Do a split, start shouting, shake your breasts down the national road!

TACHO:
(a Patty) Hello little strawberry lollipop

MEMO:
Hey!!! She gave us the cold shoulder.

PATTY:
In case you didn't know, I can't stand all of you.

MEMO:
What happens is that she is angry because Danny rejected her.

PATTY:
They can keep their Danny Seco of the soul for me, he is the most lying and self-important.

LALO:
Don't you like Danny?

PATTY:
No, and you all know very well why I quit training, I threw it all away.
and not only that, he put itching powder in the coach's underwear.

DANNY:
So they already came to you with the gossip.
Danny-SANDY
Summer is over but oh what nights of love.

EVERYONE:
Tell us, tell us.

PATTY:
Sounds like a wonderful boy Sandy

MEMO:
What a father Danny!

SONIA:
A boy who doesn't touch you and is a true love, I think he was a bit odd.

LALO:
Big tits, hey!

FRENCHY:
Well said, Sonia.

KIKO:
Are you Catholic?

CHIQUIS:
What if someone said that about Danny Seco?

TACHO:
Hot, huh Dry!

SANDY:
You said Danny Seco

DANNY:
I didn't say that, delete it.

SONIA:
Was he the buddy?

MEMO:
Allgoodthingshappentoyou.

SANDY:
What doesn't go in the academy of the holy trinity? (the girls laugh)

KIKO:
Does it go on the highway or not (shakes head to indicate no)

LICHA: