SpongeBob SquarePants
Narrator: In the deep blue waters of Bikini Bottom, the Krabby Patty is the top
burger. But where there’s a fantastic Patty, there’s also Plankton, always
cooking up his next wicked plan.
SpongeBob: Patrick, my best buddy! Welcome to the Krusty Krab, home of the
world-famous Krabby Patty! Can I interest you in one today?
Patrick: Nah, I’ve already got ice cream! (licks it) Dessert first, it's called living
in the moment, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (Panics) Patrick! That goes against all the rules of dining! First the
meal, THEN the dessert!
Patrick: Eh. Rules are meant to be broken!
Plankton: ( evil laugh) And speaking of broken rules… TIME TO STEAL THE
KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!
Narrator: Plankton appears, holding a bizarre, buzzing contraption—the
Krabby Patty Formula Extractor 3000!
Plankton: This time, I will succeed! With one push of this button, I’ll extract
EVERY secret ingredient! (Laughs)
SpongeBob: (Leaps forward dramatically) NOOOO! You’ll never take away
what makes a Krabby Patty special!
Patrick: Wait… There’s a secret formula? I thought it was just food…
Plankton: (Scoffs) It’s NOT just food! It’s the secret to fast-food greatness! And
soon, IT WILL BE MINE!
(Plankton presses the machine button but the thing doesn’t do.)
Plankton: (angry) Wait—WHAT?! Why isn’t it working?!
SpongeBob: (Laughs) Because the best ingredient isn’t in the formula,it’s the
love we put into every Krabby Patty!
Patrick: (Thinking) Love? Hmm. Maybe I should put love into my ice cream…
(Pause) Nah, too much effort.
Plankton:(Groans) CURSE YOU, SENTIMENT! I always forget that part!
Narrator: And so, Plankton’s evil plan crumbles—again! As Bikini Bottom
returns to its usual antics, SpongeBob and Patrick celebrate another victory for
Krabby Patty goodness.
SpongeBob & Patrick:(Holding up imaginary Krabby Patties) HOORAY FOR
KRABBY PATTIES!
Plankton:(Stomps away, angrily) Next time… NEXT TIME…