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Arabian Nights: A Street Vendor's Tale

The document is a narrative that blends poetic imagery with a dialogue-driven story set in a fantastical Arabian setting, featuring characters like Aladdin, Jasmine, and Jafar. It explores themes of love, freedom, and the struggle against societal expectations, as Aladdin navigates his life as a street vendor and his encounters with royalty. The text captures the essence of adventure and magic, reminiscent of the tales from 'A Thousand and One Nights.'

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Arabian Nights: A Street Vendor's Tale

The document is a narrative that blends poetic imagery with a dialogue-driven story set in a fantastical Arabian setting, featuring characters like Aladdin, Jasmine, and Jafar. It explores themes of love, freedom, and the struggle against societal expectations, as Aladdin navigates his life as a street vendor and his encounters with royalty. The text captures the essence of adventure and magic, reminiscent of the tales from 'A Thousand and One Nights.'

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Street vendor

I come from a country


The infinite desert
Where the caravans dream and linger
Oh, during your sleep,
The snakes tensor excellence
It's weird, but hey, it's home for me!
When the wind comes from the East
The sun is in the West
And falls asleep in the golden sands.
It is the enchanting moment,
Fly on a magic carpet,
Towards the magic of Eastern nights.

Arabian nights,
A Thousand and One Delights,
Love insomnia,
Hotter midnight
What a sun in the middle of the day.

Arabian Nights,
To the scents of velvet,
For the madman who gets lost,
In the heart of the desert,
Love is fatal.

Ah, Salam, je vous souhaite le bonsoir, mon noble ami.


Come closer, come closer, come nearer
Too close, a little too close.
Here it is. Welcome to Agrabah, city of dark magic, enchantment, and the most
Beautiful goods on this side of the Jordan on sale today, take advantage of it.
(laugh)
Look, yes, a hookah and coffee maker combo that also makes potatoes.
fries. Unbreakable, broken Broken!
Ooooh, look, it's the first time I've seen one so well preserved. It's
the famous Tupperware from the Dead Sea. Listen (prrt) ah! It works! Wooooh!
Wait a second! I see that you are only interested in objects
exceptionally rare! I seem to have here what will make you happy.
Look! Don't be put off by its apparent banality: like so many
other things it is not what is outside, but what is inside
It's the inside that matters! This is not just any lamp! It has even changed
the course of a young man's life. And this young man, just like this lamp,
valued much more than we estimated! A diamond of innocence!
Shall I tell you this story? It begins on a dark night, where one
discover a man in black, nurturing dark designs.

Jafar

You are late.

Gazeem

A thousand sincere apologies, patient lord.

Jafar

Did you bring it?


Gazeem

I had to slit some throats, but I didn't.


Ah ah ah, the treasure!

Iago

Awk !

Gazeem

O!e

Jafar

Trust me, dear and cantankerous friend, you will be paid when the time comes.

Iago

The moment has come! Haha!

Jafar

Hurry! Let's follow him!


Faster!
Finally! After all these years of searching, the cave of wonders!

Iago

Awk! The cave of wonders!

Gazeem

By all the saints!

Jafar

Right now, don't forget: bring me the lamp! I'll leave you the rest of the treasure.
but the lamp, is for me!

Iago

Oh, the lamp! Oh, the lamp! Wow, where did you dig up that pickle?

Jafar

Shhht!

The cave of wonders

Hhhhhhhhrrrrrr !
Who is it that disturbs my rest?

Gazeem

Uh, it's just me, Gazeem, a very humble thief!

The Cave of Wonders


I tell you: only one human can enter here, the one whose appearance conceals the
value of a diamond of innocence.

Jafar

But what are you waiting for? Go ahead!

The cave of wonders

Hhhhhhh !
Roar!

Jafar

Nooooooooon!

The cave of wonders

Come to me, diamond of innocence, diamond of innocence.

Iago

Mouah! Akeuf akeuf! A koua koua koua!


Oh, I can't believe it, I really can't believe it! We're never going to succeed!
put your paw on that damn lamp! Forget it! Look at that, look at that!
Every time I get depressed, it plucks my feathers!

Jafar

Patience, Iago, patience, Gazeem was not worthy of entering.

Iago

Oh, oh Ben, it's a surprise! Oh, it's incredible! I think I will...


a heart attack is so surprising! What are we going to do
now? Ah we have a great problem, there, a suhmmhmm...

Jafar

Yes, only one human will be able to enter. I must find this diamond of innocence.

Guard

Thief! Stop!

Guard

I will use your hands as a paperweight! Good-for-nothing!

Aladdin

All that for a piece of bread?


Oaaaaaoooooooooh ! Ooooooooooooh

Guard

Here it is!

Guard
Don't think you can get away with it so easily!

Aladdin

Do you find it easy?

Ladies

(laughs)

Guard

You two, go that way!

Guard

Yes, chef!

Guard

You, follow me! We're going to find him!

Aladdin

Hello ladies!

Give me

You seem to be having more and more trouble early on, it seems, doesn't it Aladdin?

Aladdin

Trouble? Hmm, what trouble? You only get into trouble if you get caught!

Guard

I got you!

Aladdin

I'm in trouble!

Guard

And this time

father

Hello! Oh yes! I'm here!

Aladdin

You have fallen Great pic, Abu! As always!

Father

Hello!
Aladdin

It's time to leave! Let's go!


I soar, like a royal eagle,
I fly above the laws.
I steal, when I'm hungry it's perfectly normal.
Isn't it moral?
I steal, from the beards of the guards.
to a bard, when I steal
The law wants to make me pay for all this!

Guards

Rascal, brigand, plunderer, crook!

Aladdin

Just a piece of bread!

Guards

Let's behead this good-for-nothing!

Aladdin

I am alone here,
I am broke,
You are my only friend, Abu!

Girls

Oh, oh let's dance the dance of decadence.


The King of Thieves steals very low.

I would blame his parents, but he doesn't have any.

Aladdin

One must eat to live,


Steal to eat,
I will explain it to you...
But another time!
I steal, the suckers, the vegetables,
I steal, I sign, and I take responsibility.
One day, I will take a pen name ...

Guard

Help! Stop him!

Aladdin

I am the lamb among the wolves,


They want to slit my throat.
I believe it would be better to be gentle...

Guards

Good-for-nothing, vandal!
Aladdin

Father!

Give me

Scandal!

Aladdin

Softly, gently, kindly!

Woman

How cute he is, how sexy!

Aladdin

One must eat to live, steal to eat.


It's the best of reasons.

Guards

No!
Stop him!
Attention! He has a sword! Aoh ooh!
Bunch of idiots! We all have swords!
Yeah ah!

Father

Nnnnhhhoin onhh

Aladdin

I fly, what a hellish chase!

Guards

Good-for-nothing!

Aladdin

I hear the dogs barking

Guards

Vandals !

Aladdin

I am the animal on the run

Guards

Vandals!

Aladdin
I fly, but the fall is fatal,
Words, but if I tumble,
I pass the saucepan.
So I take off and fly!

Ah, present, honorable sir, it's the feast, enjoy your meal!
Hiiiin !

Father

Mouhhhh, (gulp) mhhhhm


Agoh, kipkipkipkip!

Man

He must go to the palace, I suppose.

Man

Well, another suitor for the princess!

Prince Achmed

Out of my way, disgusting brat!

Aladdin

Eh, if I were as rich as you,

Prince Achmed

What?

Aladdin

I would treat myself to etiquette classes!

Prince Achmed

Oh! I am going to teach you what politeness is!

(laughter from the crowd)

Father

Yuck!

Aladdin

Hey, look, Abu, it's not every day that we see a horse with two...
rear-trains.

Prince Achmed

Hmm! And you, you're just a good-for-nothing, a thug!


You were born to be a good-for-nothing, you will die a good-for-nothing!
And only your fleas will mourn you!
Aladdin

I'm not a good-for-nothing!


And I don't have any fleas!
Are you coming, Abu? Let's go home!

Thief, good-for-nothing, I don't care about it


If they could read my heart, would they see a beggar?

No, my lord, for love and hope burn within me!

Ah, you will see Abu, one day it will change, we will be rich, we will offer ourselves a palace, and
We will never have problems again!

Prince Achmed

Hmmm! I have never been humiliated like this before!

Sultan

Oh, Prince Achmed, you, you’re not going to leave us already? Come on...

Prince Achmed

Good luck to whoever will tame this fury!

Sultan

Oh, Jasmine!
Jasmine ! Jasmine ! Jasmine !

Prince

Groarg !

Sultan

Oh no, go to bed, Rajah!


Oh! Oh, that's why Prince Achmed got upset!

Jasmine

Oh father, Rajah just wanted to play with him. My beautiful Rajah, you wanted
You're going to have fun with this arrogant, look-at-me prince Achmed, right?
(laughs)
Ahem!

Sultan

My darling, you need to stop turning away all the suitors who come
present!
According to the law,
(with Jasmine) you must have pushed a prince
before your next
birthday!

Jasmine
The law is bad.

Sultan

You only have three days left!

Jasmine

Dad, I hate being forced to do something!


If I get married, I want it to be for love.

Sultan

Jasmine, there is not just this law.


Ah, and I will not be eternal, my little girl, and finally I...
I just want to make sure that they take good care of you, that you don't
lacks nothing

Jasmine

Please, try to understand me! I am never allowed to do anything.


So, I don't have a single true friend.

Prince

Mouwwwa?

Jasmine

He, except you, Rajah


I have never been allowed to cross the palace door.

Sultan

But, Jasmine, you are a princess!

Jasmine

Well, maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore!

Sultan

Aaaaoh !
Rajah, I sincerely wish for you to never have a daughter!

Prince

Oooogh?

Sultan

Oh, I wonder who she might take after!


It was far from being that difficult!
Woo! Ahahaha! Jafar, my most devoted advisor, I desperately need...
your wisdom

Jafar

I live only to serve you, My Lord!


Sultan

It's this marriage problem: Jasmine refuses to choose a husband! I don't know
what else to do!

Iago

Awwwk! I don't know what to do anymore!

Sultan

Oh! Ah, oh, hahahahaha h h h


So Coco, do you want a cake? Nice Coco!

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha!
Your Majesty has the art of charming the most stupid animals!
Hmmhmm, let's continue. Perhaps I could prophesy a solution to this thorny issue.
problem.

Sultan

If anyone can help me, it's you.

Jafar

But I would be forced to use the powers of this blue diamond.

Sultan

Oh, oh... My ring?


Uh, but she has been in my family forever!

Jafar

It is necessary for me to marry the princess as soon as possible.


Do not be afraid, everything will go well.

Sultan

Everything will go well.

Jafar

The diamond?

Sultan

Here you go Jafar, you know that I can't refuse you anything.

Jafar
(the cut) You are too good, your Highness!
Now, it's time to go back to your toys, hmm?

Sultan

Yes, it will be truly wonderful!


Iago

Pff! Pfouah! I'm starting to get fed up!


The next time he chokes me, oooah, forcing me to swallow one of those
moldy and disgusting biscuits, schwam and schwam!

Jafar

Calm down, Iago!

Iago

And then I will give him a square head!

Jafar

I will soon be sultan in place of this congenital dwelling.

Iago

And there I am going to stuff those nasty cakes down his throat! Ha ha ha
!

Jasmine

Han?

Prince

Ouuwww, owwwa !

Jasmine

Oh, forgive me Rajah, but I cannot stay here and let them control my life.
I miss you. I will miss you a lot.

Prince

Owwn

Jasmine

Goodbye!

(sounds and words of the march)

Aladdin

Go on, Abu, go on!

Merchant

Try it! Your taste buds will dance and sing!

Father

Ouk ak ak ak iiik in !
Merchant

Oh? Hey, the snake! The snake right away!


Wow, you stutter a lot!
Get out of here! Get out, you dirty, dirty marmoset!
Ah! Hmmm?

Father

Goodbye!
Yes, I do!

Aladdin

Well played Abu!


Breakfast is served!

Father

Oh oh! Slurp glslrp

Merchant

For the young girl, a beautiful amphora, a beautiful amphora made of copper or silver!

Merchant

Dates, beautiful dates and figs, beautiful dates and pistachios my


pretty!

Merchant

The young lady wants a necklace? Pretty necklace for a pretty girl!

Merchant

Fresh fish! Caught and sold immediately!

Jasmine

Oh, no! No, without a way! Ah!

Fire breather

Glurp, gh, mgh, beuarp!

Jasmine

Ah! I am really embarrassed, please excuse me!

Aladdin

Wow oh!

father

Hello, how are you?

Jasmine
Oh, you look like you're hungry... Here.

Merchant

I hope for you that you have enough to pay!

Jasmine

Payer?

Merchant

No stealing! No showboating!

Jasmine

Oh pardon sir! I don't have any money on me.

Merchant

Thief!

Jasmine

Please, I will ask the sultan! If you let me go back to the


palace!

Merchant

Do you know the punishment reserved for thieves?

Jasmine

No, I beg you!

Aladdin

Oops! Thank you, noble merchant. Glad you finally found it!
O Where were you? I looked for you everywhere!

Jasmine

What are you doing?

Aladdin

Enter my game!

Marchand

Do you know her?

Aladdin

Oh yes, that's my poor sister. And she isn't all there anymore!

Merchant
She says she knows the Sultan!

Aladdin

Well, she believes that this little monkey is the Sultan.

Father

Hello? Hi, how are you!

Jasmine

Oh, wonderful Sultan! I am your servant!

Father

Hello, it's me, it's me speaking!

Aladdin

Tragic, isn't it?


But the harm is repaired!
Come on, little sister! It's time to go see the doctor.

Jasmine

Oh hello doctor! How are you?

Aladdin

No no, come on, not that one!


Are you coming, Sultan?

Father

Oh father, oh father!
Helloooo!

Merchant

Huh? What?
Come back here right now! Thieves!

Jafar

Faster, Iago!

Iago

With all due respect, your Rot, could we not


waiting for a real storm?

Jafar

Save your breath, Iago, faster, I said!

Iago
Yes, demonic power!
Woof woof woof!

Jafar

Through time and sand, reveal to me which hand will be able to seize the
lamp!
Yes, yes! Here it is! My diamond of innocence!

Iago

Huh? Is it this guy? What is this clown we need to catch?


(cris)

Jafar

Let's have the guards deliver an invitation to the palace. Does that work for you?

Iago

Uh, great! Cop!

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha !!!

Aladdin

We're almost there.

Jasmine

Oh wow! I didn't thank you for saving my life.

Aladdin

Uh... It was nothing!


Tell me, it's the first time you've come to the market, isn't it?

Father

Iooooooooow ihi !

Jasmine

Was that point visible?

Aladdin

En fait, tu ne passes pas inaper ue


Uh, uh, I mean: Agrabah is more dangerous than you seem to believe!

Jasmine

Maybe, but I learn quickly.

Father

Wow!
(cling cling)

Aladdin

Eh!
Come on, follow me!
Oh, um, watch your head! Watch out!

Jasmine

Is this where you live?

Aladdin

Absolutely! Just me and Abu!


We are free as air!

Jasmine

It must be wonderful!

Aladdin

Yes, it doesn't look like much, but there is a breathtaking view.


Look, the palace is really stunning, isn't it?

Jasmine

Oh, he is magnificent.

Aladdin

It must be fabulous to live there, to have servants and valets...

Jasmine

Yes, and people to tell you how to dress, and where to go.

Aladdin

Hmm, it would be better than here: we spend our time stealing what we eat and
Escape from the guards.

Jasmine

Without being free to make a single decision.

Aladdin

Sometimes I feel like I am...

Jasmine

We are like

The two

Prisoners!
Aladdin

Um, uh, so, uh, where are you from?

Jasmine

Oh, it doesn't matter, I ran away, and I will never go back!

Aladdin

Oh no? And why?

Father

Houi, huh?

Jasmine

(sigh) My father wanted to force me to marry.

Aladdin

Oh yes, yes it's awful!


Father!

Father

Kouiiiii! Yes yes ii kikiiiiii koiukiii!


Kuibui yes I am here!

Jasmine

What?

Aladdin

Euh Abu said that it's not normal!

Father

Subscription?

Jasmine

Oh Really?

Aladdin

Yes, absolutely!

Jasmine

And what is it that... Does Abu still want to tell me?

Aladdin

Well, he would like to be able to do something for you.

Abu
Oh, wow!

Jasmine

Hmm, tell him that I find him really charming.

Guard

I have you this time!

The two

They are coming for me, they are coming for you?

Jasmine

Oh my father surely sent them for

Aladdin

Do you trust me?

Jasmine

What?

Aladdin

Do you trust me?

Jasmine

Oh yes

Aladdin

So jump!

The two

Aaaah ! aah !

Guard

So, we keep running into each other, today, good-for-nothing?

Father

Skeeeeeeeeeez, kiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aladdin

Run!

Guard

But what is going on?


Aladdin

Quick, we need to get out of here!

Jasmine

Ah !

father

Wow!!!

Guard

Off to the dungeon, vermin!

Aladdin

Don't let go of me!

Jasmine

Let it go!

Guard

Ha ha! Look friends! A sand mouse!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Jasmine

Release him, by order of the Princess!

Guard

Oh! Princess Jasmine!

Aladdin

The Princess?

Abu

A princess?

Guard

But what are you doing outside the palace, and in the company of this good-for-nothing?

Jasmine

It is none of your business, do what I say: release him!

Guard

Oh, sorry, Princess, I only take my orders from Jafar.


You should talk to him.

Jasmine
Trust me, I will do it!
Jafar!

Jafar

Oh Princess!

Iago

Jafar, I'm stuck!

Jafar

What can I do for you, your grandeur?

Jasmine

The guards arrested a young man at the market, on YOUR orders.

Jafar

Mhhh, your father asked me to maintain peace in Agrabah; this young man was
a criminal!

Jasmine

And what was his crime?

Iago

I can't breathe anymore Jafar!

Jafar

But of course he had kidnapped the Princess!

Iago

Jafar! Please! Oh! Wow! That hurts!

Jasmine

He didn't take me away, I had run away!

Jafar

Oh, sky! Oh, this is incredibly frustrating!


If only I had known

Jasmine

What do you mean?

Jafar

Hello, I am very afraid that the sentence has already been given. execute

Jasmine
What sentence?

Jafar

Death!

Jasmine

Oh!

Jafar

By decapitation!

Jasmine

No!

Jafar

I am extremely sorry, Princess.

Jasmine

How could you?

Iago

Egggggnnnnn, aunt oh!


Cough cough cough
Hello hello hhhh hello hhhhhhhhhhh !
So, how did it go, huh?

Jafar

I think she took it rather well!

Jasmine

It's all my fault, Rajah.


I didn't even know his name.
(sobs)

Aladdin

Yes yes!
(sigh) To think it was the Princess! I can't believe it! And I bet
she found me completely stupid!

Father

Oh, oh-oh!
Ahouahg, aigh
Hello!

Aladdin

Abu, come here!


Help me get out of here!

Father

Bah! What the heck is this!


Goam! Ga mah mah mah mah mah mah!
Aoh aiiiii oii oiii!

Al

Oh, she was in trouble!


And it was worth it.

Father

Oueh oueh oueh.

Aladdin

Don't worry Abu, I will never see her again! I am a good-for-nothing, don't forget that.
However, there is the law: she can only marry a Prince! But she is
worthy of a Prince.

Father

Tadaaaa!

Aladdin

And I am just a poor fool.

Jafar

You will only be a poor fool if you give up, little one!

Aladdin

Who are you?

Jafar

I am just a lonely prisoner, like you, but together we can be


much more!

Aladdin

What does it mean?

Jafar

There is a cave, my little one! The cave of wonders. A fabulous treasure.


surpassing your wildest dreams.

Aladdin

Aahhhhhhhh !

Jafar
A treasure that could even impress your princess, I bet my ticket on that!

Iago

Jafar, you could hurry up, I'm dying of heat down here!
(plonk)

Aladdin

But the law says that only a Prince can marry.

Jafar

Tell me little one, does the golden rule mean anything to you: princesses love...
princes who have gold. Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhiii !

Aladdin

Why would you want to share such a treasure with me?

Jafar

Because you need young legs and strong shoulders to go seize it.

Aladdin

Uh, there is only one problem: the treasure is outside, and we are here.

Jafar

Hmm hmm hmm, things are not always what they seem!
So, deal concluded?

Father

Aoh, hmmm?

The cave of wonders

Roar, who dares to disturb my rest? Roo!

Aladdin

Uh, it's me, Aladdin!

The cave of wonders

Hhhrrr, move forward but only touch the lamp!

Jafar

Don't forget little one, bring me the lamp first, and then you will have your...
reward!

Aladdin

Come on, Abu!

Father
Hello there!

Aladdin

Dad, look at this!


Ah, a single handful of this treasure would make me richer than a sultan!
Father !!!

Father

Wow!

Aladdin

Do not touch anything!


We must find that lamp!

Father

Ohhh, Goa oh ouin gouin!


Huh? Aha!
What? Who is it!
Egahrd, eghard!

Aladdin

Abu, I already told you no!

Father

Is this Adi?
Wow!
Kouiiiiiink!
(vlouvlou ouvlou)
Hmmmmmmmm... Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Aladdin

Oh, eh, Abu, have you lost your mind?


Oh, my goodness, a flying carpet!
Come, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you.

Father

Yes, I really like your idea!

Aladdin

Hey, calm down, Abu, he's not going to bite you!


Thank you

Father

Hello! Hi!
When! I'm here! Let's go!

Aladdin
Don't go, wait, maybe you can help us
Wow oh! Here we go, we need to find a lamp.
It seems like he knows where she is!
Stay there!

Father

Ohiii !
Oooooooh! Slurp!
Hello!

Aladdin

What? Is that it? We traveled all this way for ABU! NOOON!

The cave of wonders

Infidels!

Father

Ah oh

The cave of wonders

You dared to desecrate the forbidden treasure!


Mhhhh! I condemn you to never see the light of day again!
Mouuuuuaaaaaaaaooooooh!

Aladdin

Oh! Ahhh! Oooooaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa!

Father

A scour! A scour!
Hi hi hi! Whhiiiii!

Aladdin

I got you!
Wow, faster carpet!
Oh no! Abu, oh, this is really not the time to panic!

Father

Help! Help!

Aladdin

We're panicking!
What!
Wow ah! Aaaaah!
(the Cavern roars)
Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Oah !
Help me!

Jafar
Send me the lamp!

Aladdin

I will let go! Give me your hand!

Jafar

Send me the lamp first!


Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yesssssss! Finally!!! Yeah, he he he he!

Aladdin

What are you doing?

Jafar

I will offer you your reward. Your eternal reward!


Aaa rrrrgh !

Aladdin

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's her, just her!


Uh, where is she? No! Noooooooon!

Sultan

Jasmine? Oh, my darling! Why are you crying?

Jasmine

Jafar did something dreadful!

Sultan

Oh, come on, my darling, oh, we will remedy that.


Come on, please, tell me.

Father

Oh, oh ooh. Aaa, let's go!


Bark, bkhi!

Aladdin

Oh, my head! We're trapped!


Oh the traitor, the son of a jackal!
Bah, whoever it is, he disappeared with that lamp.

Father

Oh dear!

Aladdin
Hey! Little thief and clever as a monkey!
It's not worth a nail! No one would want this junk!
There is something written here but it's, um, it's not easy to decipher.

Father

Wow wow wow!


Wow or oh ah!

The Genius

Ooooooooohhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhh ! Ouch !


Ten thousand years, it gives you one of those torticollis!
Hang on little one!
Wow, hey! It's so good to get a bit of fresh air!
Good evening everyone, uh, pleased to see you again, dear friends.
Where are you from? What is your name?

Aladdin

Uh, uh, Aladdin

The Genius

Aladdin? Hi Aladdin, welcome to our show!


Can we call you Al?
Uh if you want to play double or nothing, here is already the kilt, and here is (whistles) my
double !!
Hu hu hu !

Aladdin

Huh? I must have hurt myself more than I thought!

The Genius

Can you help me?


Ha ha ha!
Oh pardon Tchita, I didn't burn the hair?
Hey Carpette, I haven't seen you in ages, so give me a hug then.
pompom!
Yeah, yo yo
(ringringring)
Eh, t as moins de centim tres que mon dernier ma tre.
Where is it, or else I'm gaining a little weight.
Look at me from the side, do you think I look bigger?

Aladdin

Stop, stop a minute, I am your master?

The Genius

Earned! He learns quickly! I am at your service.


I am the king of bulking, I know how to control myself
Imitated, but not limited, and never reproduced (reproduced produced produced duit duit)
The genie of the lamp!
Here we are live from the lamp, to grant all your wishes, let's applaud it,
you Simone, thank you.

Aladdin

Oh, do you grant wishes?

The Genius

Three, to be precise!
Just forget about it if you hoped to ask me for more!
Enough! Three! One, two, three! No exchanges, no returns, no refunds.

Aladdin

Well, I know that I am dreaming.

Aladdin

Master, I don't think you really understood what I have to offer!


So sit down there, keep pondering, and let the genius of the lamp enlighten your...
lantern.

If Ali Baba has forty thieves,


Shahrazad, a thousand tales of the heart,
You, Master, you are even stronger,
Because you possess something that is worth gold.
You have the power, put on your gloves,
Light the wick, and you will win.
It's going to go Boom! On fire! Whatever sings to you,
You can have it by rubbing this lamp!
And I say: Master Aladdin, very dear,
I offer you, today,
A thunderous dessert, a lightning.
Because I am your best friend!
I am the maitre d' at the restaurant of life.
Place your order in the hollow of my ear,
I cut myself in four for my friends.
Lord, we are at your service.
Order, Prince, King!
It is a pleasure to serve you.
Have some more baklava.
Plats divers, colonne A,
Summer fruits, column B.
I would like to offer you everything.
Because I am your best friend!
La la la (oh yes!)
La la la (no no!)
La la la (na na naon !)
Tchak oupoukou paaaa
I am a genius,
Juggler magician.
My favorite ride,
It's the rabbit's blow!
I can even go Boooh!
Do you see what I see? Wow!
And when I say Abracadabra, we have a blast,
And you will disappear magically!
Lift your jaw,
You have a wild look in your eye.
I have the power to grant your wishes.
It's guaranteed, certified, qualified,
You have a genius as a business manager.
I will support you, I will back you,
What is your wish, tell me, what is your desire?
Have you already made your list? OK, Deal!
Rub your hands, I'm rubbing my back!
Eh, Oh!
Master Aladdin, Lord,
Make a wish or two, I beg you!
Do you want a second helping?
You, Great Nabab!
Oh yes, I am your Genie,
I am your friend, oh yes!
I am your friend,
I am your friend, but yes!
I am your best friend!
Rah ah ah ! Rah ah ah !
I am your best friend!

Father

Owh owh owh owh !


Wow!

The Genius

So what will it be, master?

Aladdin

Is it serious? I have three wishes and I can ask you for anything?

The Genius

Well, almost, there are blmbl one or two alter egos, uh two or three sine qua non.

Aladdin

What does that mean?

The Genius

Huuu! Rule number 1: I can't assassinate anyone, yuck! Forget it!


Rule number 2: I unfortunately cannot force people to fall in love.
Mmmm muah! Little rascal, go!
Rule number 3: sorry but I do not resurrect the dead, it's a lack of
I find savoir-vivre disgusting!
But in the end, it's all done!

Father

Aowwww

Aladdin

Sine qua non? You mean: there are limits, wishes? Ah! You speak,
For a great genius, he cannot even resurrect the dead!
Ah, my poor Abu, how do you expect him to get us out of here?
We'll have to manage on our own!

The Genius

Uh, excuse me! Uh, say, am I there or not? Did you rub my lamp well?
It's you who woke me up, it seems, it's you who made me come! And here it is
so now you want to let me down? But that's out of the question, I
I regret it, I'm here, I'm staying, you have the right to your three wishes so sit down!
The emergency exits are located here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, everywhere.
the corners.
Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet, and here we goooooooooo!

Sultan

Jafar, it's an abuse of power!


If it weren't for all those years of good and loyal service
From now on, you will discuss the fate of the prisoners with me, before they are
decapitated!

Jafar

Rest assured, Your Highness, this will not happen again.

Sultan

Jasmine, Jafar, let's make peace, let's finally forget this bloody mishap, if
you please.

Jafar

I also present to you my most vile and most humble apologies, Princess.

Jasmine

The fact of forcing me to marry will at least do me a service: when I will be


Queen, I will finally have the power to get rid of you.

Jafar

Hmm huh huh

Sultan

There you go, it's settled. Ah, what a story!


Come on Jasmine, shall we talk again about those suitors?
Jasmine, uh... Jasmine!

Jafar

Rrrrrrrrrrrr! If only I had kept that lamp!

Iago

J aurai enfin le pouvoir de me d barrasser de vous ! Haaaaaaaaan !


When I think, oh when I think that we have to let go of this
jerk, hahin! and his stupid daughter for the rest of our lives, but it's
really Aoh !

Jafar
No Iago, only until she finds a stupid husband. Then she will us
will be banned, hh, or worse

Jafar and Iago

Hhhh, hhiaaaa !

Iago

Oh, eh, eh minute Jafar!


It could be you, that idiot of a husband!

Jafar

Is it raining?

Iago

No no waits tends tends tends tends.


Let's say that you marry the Princess, do you understand?
Ha ha ha ha, and then you would become Sultan!

Jafar

Hmm, I marry this shrew, and I become Sultan.


This idea has some merit.

Iago

Yes, of merit, yes!


And afterwards, we're going to throw the handsome daddy and his dear sweet daughter from the top.
from a cliff: and yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah and bam! woohoo!

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha! I love the perfidy of your bird brain!


(laughs from both)

The Genius

The crew thanks you for choosing the Flying Carpet company. Please stay
sit until the carpet has stabilized.
Thank you, see you soon, goodbye, goodbye, thank you, goodbye!
Well, that leaves you speechless Mr. I Don't Believe It Mustapha!

Aladdin

Yes, you did well.


Shall we talk about my three wishes again?

The Genius

Do my ears work well?


Three? Little one, you just used the first one!

Aladdin

Oh no no no! I didn't say that I wanted to leave the cave, haha, you have
do it all by yourself!

The Genius

You're going to make me go crazy.


I made a beautiful error, but I will not let myself be deceived again.

Aladdin

It's all fair game. So, I have three wishes.


Hmm, I must not make a mistake.
What would you like?

The Genius

Me? It’s the first time someone has asked me that!


Well, as far as I'm concerned, oh no, that's impossible!

Aladdin

What?

The Genius

No no, don't insist!

Aladdin

But what, tell me!

The Genius

The freedom

Aladdin

What, are you a prisoner?

The Genius

The cross one must bear when one has genius: the phenomenal cosmic powers
in a real handkerchief.

Aladdin

Poor genius, this is really terrible!

The Genius

But then, freedom, instead of


What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?
Becoming my own master would be even more wonderful than all the magic, and
all the treasures and the whole universe!
But what am I talking about, I need to come back down to Earth!
It will never happen! Genius, wake up, my friend, we need to take a break.
couscous!

Aladdin
But why?

The Genius

There are thirty-six solutions: if I want to be free, my master must...


wish fair winds, so can you imagine if it happened to me often!

Aladdin

I'm going to do it! I'm going to free you.

The Genius

That's it, yes, I believe you!

Aladdin

No, it's true, I promise you!


After my first two wishes, I will use the third to free you.

The Genius

We will see. Great!


So let's do a little magic!
Your turn: what do you want more than anything in the world?

Aladdin

Well, uh, there's this girl.

The Genius

Lost! I can't make people fall in love, don't forget!

Aladdin

Oh, but but but Genius, she is so funny, so intelligent, so

The Genius

Pretty?

Aladdin

Wonderful!
She has such a gaze and hair so...
Oh, and his smile, aahhhh!

The Genius

Oh yes, it's love...

Aladdin

But she is also the Princess. I have no chance, I am not a...


Eh, can you make me a Prince?

The Genius
Uh, let's see... Royal chicken hm hm hm hm, no.
Crab, the royal jelly, ata ouah ouh! It pinches My Lord!
Caesar salad Couch Brutus.
Aaah: to make a Prince. Is it an official wish? Uh, say the formula.
magic!

Aladdin

Genie, I wish for you to make me a Prince!

The Genius

Great!
You ho ho ho ho!
The fez and the vest are far too 19th century for my taste.
Oh, and these touch-ups, do we want to look like a beggar, no!
Finally help me a little, my darling!
Oh! Oh, I adored it, very manly!
That said, something is missing, let's try to come up with a genius idea.
A means of transport, of course! Excuse me, King Kong (clap clap)
Here, over here!
Here it is! And what better way to make a grand entrance in Agrabah
what a great, what a wonderful, what a brand new camel! (beware, it spits)
Huh!
Hmm... No, not yet.
No, still not.
Oh, wait wait wait.
That's it! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo!
Oh well for once, I wasn't wrong.

Father

Hin ? Poooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmp !
Hik hhhi han han han han !

Aladdin

Abu? Hey, you are magnificent!

The Genius

He has the suit, he has the elephant, but we are still far from being finished!
Hang on tight, little turban, we're going to make you a superstar!

Sultan

One more? One, a little one? Huh? Hmm?

Jafar

Sir!

Sultan

Who?

Jafar

I found a way to solve your daughter's problem.


Iago

Rrrhh, your daughter's problem!

Sultan

Uh uh, really but, but, but how?

Jafar

Look!
If the Princess has not chosen a husband before the deadline, it is the Sultan who
one will be chosen in his place.

Sultan

But still, Jasmine hated all her suitors, how to choose a man
Which one does she hate?

Jafar

Wait, My Lord, there is another thing:

Iago

Wow!

Jafar

Well, in case we unfortunately can't find an acceptable party...

Iago

Brute!

Jafar

A princess should marry as soon as possible oh! Hmmm, interesting.

Sultan

What? Who then?

Jafar

The Grand Vizier, or, in other words, me!

Sultan

But I thought that, according to the law, only a Prince could marry a
Princesse, j en suis m me s r !
But I pop!

Jafar

Desperate times call for desperate measures, My Lord.

Sultan
Desperate measure

Jafar

You will order the Princess to marry me.

Sultan

I will order To the Princess


But you are so old, Jafar!

Jafar

The Princess MUST marry me!

Sultan

The Princess must you What? What is it?


Oh, this music! Ohohoh!
Oh! Ah! Jafar, you have to come see this!

The choir

Make way for Prince Ali!


What grace, Prince Ali!

The Genius

Lucky bunch,
Clear the clutter.
And you will see,
What you are going to see
Come applaud, cheer the Superstar!
Celebrate this great day,
Bells and drums,
Come worship the idol!
Prince Ali, His Lordship,
Ali Ababwa.
On your knees, prostrate yourselves,
Be delighted!
No panic, let's calm down!
Long live Ali, peace!
Come see the most beautiful show in Arabia.
Prince Ali, stronger than him,
I don't know any.
Who you carry from Abu Dhabi,
At arm's length.
He defeated an army,
All alone with his sword!
The terror of the enemies is

The choir

Prince Ali!
He has one hundred and three camels and female camels...

The Genius
Aren't they cute, Simone?

The choir

Caravans of peacocks, who parade...

The Genius

Absolutely Thierry, I love their feathers!


Gorillas that they protect with their wings.
This zoo is a souk,
Horn of a goat!
It's a great menagerie!
Prince Ali, yes it's him,
Ali Ababwa!
What a physique, it's magnificent,
He is charming.
There are people on the balcony,
Hi, I have a veil on my chin.
And everyone faints for Prince Ali.

The girls on the balcony

Wow, he is really not ordinary.


Super original, it is royal.
All women are crazy about this Superman.
He is a fighter, a warrior, a winner,
And I believe he touched me right in the heart,
Ali Ababwa

The choir

Come see his two hundred Persian monkeys.


(Persian monkeys, learned monkeys)
It is brilliant, and yet, it is free.
(It's a big deal, a real treasure)
Servants and slaves work for him,
Proud to serve him, he is the greatest,
On lui ob it, et chacun donnerait sa vie,
For Ali ... Long live Ali!

The Genius

Prince Ali, yes that's him.


Ali Ababwa is here for your daughter.
So pretty.
Voil pourquoi, en cort ge,
This lover besieges you.

The choir

With thirty elephants, who play the acrobats,


Bears and then lions, to the sound of the bugle.
His forty fakirs, his battery of chefs,
These birds that are crying.
Make way for Prince Ali!

Sultan
Splendid, absolutely wonderful!

Aladdin

Ahem, Your Majesty, I undertook this long journey to ask for the hand of
your daughter.

Sultan

Prince Ali Ababwa, of course! I am delighted to make your acquaintance.


Ah, I present to you my grand Vizier Jafar, and he is also delighted!

Jafar

Ecstatic.
Unfortunately, Prince Aboubou,

Aladdin

Ababwa

Jafar

Uh, yes, uh, no matter, it's not enough to invite yourself here in a grand ceremony
so that it immediately

Sultan

Divine goodness! Here is a truly remarkable carpet!


Oh, oh, I... Oh, I... could I...?

Aladdin

Of course, your majesty! Allow me...

Sultan

Oh, oh oh oh, oh!

Jaf

Sir, I strongly advise against it!

Sultan

Oh, have fun, Jafar!

Iago

Aw aw aw aw aw ah aw!

Sultan

Oh, hahahahaha, oh haha !


Attention in front, I'm coming!
(laughter continues)

Jafar
By the way, which province did you say you were from?

Aladdin

Oh, I come from such a remote province that you cannot know it.

Jafar

I doubt it.

Sultan

Attention Coco.
Ahhhh! ohah ha ha!

Iago

Waaaah!
Oh wow! Ah! Be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful you kind of...
reckless driver
Pfooo (blam) (plop)

Sultan

Clear the runway, prepare for landing, look at Jafar.

Jafar

Spectacular, your greatness.

Sultan

What a wonder! Ah, oh yes, oh yes, I feel like I have done it all.
life
Oh yes yes. Oh, here is a truly surprising young man.
And it is a Prince, moreover.
With a little luck, you won't have to Jasmine ultimately.

Jafar

He does not inspire me with confidence.

Sultan

Nonsense, Jafar, since my earliest childhood, I pride myself on being an excellent


judge of human nature!

Iago

Oh an excellent judge, yes for sure, my eye!

Sultan

Jasmine will be crazy about this young man.

Aladdin

And I really think I will love Princess Jasmine.


Jafar

No, Your Grace, I must intercede in the name of your daughter.


This boy is no different from the others, by what right does he believe he is worthy.
of a Princess?

Aladdin

Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa, present your daughter to me and I will
his conquest.

Jasmine

How dare you? All three of you! You are the... to conspire to decide on my
future. I am not the first prize of a raffle!

Sultan

Gods of the Sky!


Huh huh, don't worry Prince Ali, just give him time to
calmer and you will see

Jafar

I believe it is high time to say goodbye to Prince Aboubou!

Aladdin

Hhhhh, what am I going to do? Jasmine even refuses that I talk to her.
words!
I was really stupid to wish to become a Prince.

The Genius

So, are you playing?


Hrgh! Oh yes, well played!
What do you think about it? I find it rather suspicious.

Aladdin

Genius, help me, please.

The Genius

All right, handsome, here is the painting:


If you want to court the young lady, it’s better not to shoot in the...
coins, you get it?

Aladdin

What?

The Genius

Tell him the truth!

Aladdin

No way! If Jasmine finds out that I'm just a bum, a good-for-nothing,


she will mock me.

The Genius

Women love guys who know how to make them laugh!


Oh, do not be ashamed of being who you are. Fly a little with your own wings.

Aladdin

This is the last thing I want to do!


Very well, I will go up to see her, and I will play the heartbreaker.
I assure you, I have confidence. What do I look like?

The Genius

You look like a prince

Jasmine

Hmm.

Aladdin

Princess Jasmine?

Prince

Rrr Grrhrh?
Rrrrooooarrrrr

Jasmine

Who is he?

Aladdin

It's me, Prince Ali! Prince Ali Ababwa!

Jasmine

Go away, I don't want to see you!

Aladdin

Oh no, please, Princess, give me a chance!

Prince

Roar!

Jasmine

And you, leave me alone!

Aladdin

Oh, oh, gentle kitty

The Genius
Oh, is he the local Romeo?

Aladdin

Nice cat.
Come on, it's okay, kitty, calm down!
Come on, that's enough, lie down!

Jasmine

Just a minute! Do I know you?

Aladdin

Uh, no. Huh huh, no.

Jasmine

Oh, you vaguely remind me of someone I met at the market.

Aladdin

Oh, not at the market, no! Hehe.


I have servants who do the shopping for me.
Pffft! In fact, I even have servants who do the shopping for my servants.
So it certainly wasn't me.

Jasmine

No, certainly not.

The Genius

Enough talk about yourself, Casanova.


Talk to her about her.

Aladdin

What?

The Genius

His mind, his humor, his hair, his eyes, go ahead, choose anything!

Aladdin

Uh, hem. Princess Jasmine, you are really

The Genius

Wonderful, uh magnificent, uh radiant... Punctual!

Aladdin

Punctual!

Jasmine
Punctual?

The Genius

Draft.

Aladdin

Uh... Really beautiful!

The Genius

Oh yes! Well negotiated!

Jasmine

Hmm, and I am rich, you probably know it.

Aladdin

Yes

Jasmine

The only daughter of the Sultan.

Aladdin

I know it, yes.

Jasmine

The ideal party for any self-respecting Prince.

Aladdin

Uh yes, uh yes, a Prince like me.

The Genius

Alert! Alert!

Jasmine

Yes, a Prince like you, and like all those other powdered peacocks who have come
do a cartwheel in front of me!

Aladdin

Oh! No!

The Genius

Mayday! Mayday!

Aladdin

but
Jasmine

Go away! Then jump from the balcony!

Aladdin

What?

The Genius

Catch her! Catch her!


Do you want me to poke her?

Aladdin

It is you who is stung.

The Genius

Oh, you’re getting on my nerves.


Well, manage on your own, fly with your own wings.

Aladdin

Oh yeah, you're talking!

Jasmine

What?

Aladdin

Uh... I need to talk to you.


(sigh) You are not the first prize of a raffle, you should be free to
choose for yourself. I leave you.

Jasmine

No!

Aladdin

What? What?

Jasmine

How? How do you do that?

Aladdin

It's a flying carpet.

Jasmine

He is magnificent.

Aladdin

Would you like to go for a walk?


We could leave the Palace and see the world.

Jasmine

Is it safe?

Aladdin

Yes, do you trust me?

Jasmine

What?

Aladdin

Do you trust me?

Jasmine

Yes
What?

Aladdin

I will offer you a world


To the thousand and one splendors.
Tell me, Princess,
Have you ever let your heart speak?
I will open your eyes
To delights and wonders
From this journey in the sky,
In the land of the blue dream.
This blue dream,
It's a new world in colors
Oh no one tells us
It is forbidden
To still believe in happiness.

Jasmine

This blue dream,


I can't believe it, it's wonderful.
For me, it's fabulous,
When in the skies,
We share this blue dream, together.

Aladdin

We are making this blue dream together.

Jasmine

Under the crystal sky,

Bird

Oaaaak !
Jasmine

I feel so light.
I sway, delirium, and capsize
In an ocean of stars.
This blue dream ...

Aladdin

Don't close your eyes!

Jasmine

It is a fabulous journey ...

Aladdin

And behold these wonders!

Jasmine

I climbed too high,


Gone too far,
I can no longer return to where I came from.

Aladdin

A blue dream ...

Jasmine

On the horses of the wind ...

Aladdin

Towards the horizons of happiness ...

Jasmine

In the dust of stars ...

The two

Let's navigate through time,


Infinitely,
And let's live this wonderful dream!

Aladdin

This blue dream ...

Jasmine

This blue dream ...

Aladdin

To the thousand nights ...


Jasmine

To the thousand nights ...

Aladdin

Who will last ...

Jasmine

For you and me ...

The two

All life!

Jasmine

Oh it's so magical.

Aladdin

Yes.

Jasmine

But what a pity that Abu couldn't come!

Aladdin

No! He doesn't like flying! He also doesn't like fireworks either!


Uh, that is to say, uh... Oh no!

Jasmine

You are the young man from the market, I knew it! Why did you lie?
?

Aladdin

Jasmine, um, I'm sorry.

Jasmine

Did you think I was stupid?

Aladdin

No!

Jasmine

That I would not notice it?

Aladdin

Of course not, but I admit I was hoping.


Uh no, that's not what I meant!
Jasmine

No more lies, who are you really?

Aladdin

Uh, who am I? Um... Who am I?


Well, to be honest, uh, I sometimes disguise myself as a beggar to escape.
to the pressures of the protocol.
But I am really Prince.

Jasmine

Why did you refuse to admit it?

Aladdin

Well, you see, uh, when you are a Prince, disguising yourself to go into town,
It may seem strange, don't you think?

Jasmine

Hmm... Not so strange that it...

Jasmine

Good night, my tender Prince

Aladdin

Sleep well, Princess.


(sigh) Oh!
For the first time in my life, there isn't a single cloud in sight!

Gardes

Ah !

Aladdin

Ah!
Father!

Guard

He will not escape this time!


Attach it securely!

Jafar

I fear that you are no longer welcome, Prince Aboubou.

Aladdin

You filthy bastard

Jafar

Make it disappear... never. Ha hahaha!


Guard

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Aladdin

Hmm, honey! Hmm! Honey!

The Genius

It's always the same, we take a bath, and the lamp rings!
All? Al? Hhh? Al?
Wake up, Petit! I can't do anything for you, you really need to...
Make a wish, you have to say 'Genius, I wish you would save my life.'
!
Understood? Go ahead, please. Aladdin!
I take that for a yes.
Haaooooooooooooooo ! Haaooooooooooooooo !
Periscope! A big submarine street, with a [] indeed!

Aladdin

Cough! Cough cough cough!

The Genius

Never give me such a scare again!

Aladdin

Genius, I would like, uh, I, huh, thank you Genius!

The Genius

Ah, Al! Deep down, um, I like you, little one.


Don't get me wrong, I don't want to put a ring on your finger!

Jasmine (sings the blue dream)

Sultan

Jasmine!

Jasmine

Oh, Dad, I just had an unforgettable evening!


I am so happy!

Sultan

I hope so, Jasmine, I just chose you a husband, my little girl

Jasmine

What?

Sultan
You are going to marry Jafar.

Jasmine

Hooo?

Jafar

It leaves you speechless; it only makes you more desirable.

Jasmine

I will never be your wife! Father, I have chosen to marry Prince Ali!

Jafar

Le Prince nous a quitt !

Aladdin

Get your crystal ball checked, Jafar!

Jasmine

Prince Ali!

Jafar

Hhhh ?!?

Iago

So then, for God's sake


Rouais!

Aladdin

It's time to confess, Jafar, you wanted to have me killed!

Jafar

Let's see, it's absolutely ridiculous, your Highness; he is lying, it's obvious!

Sultan

It's obvious, he's lying.

Jasmine

Father, what is wrong with you?

Aladdin

I know what gets to him!

Sultan

Oh, uh, but...


Aladdin

Your Highness, Jafar has hypnotized you with this!

Sultan

What what what, what did Jafar, you are just a traitor!

Jafar

Hi hi, votre Majest , je peux tout expliquer.

Sultan

Guards, guards!

Iago

Here I am That's it, it's over, we're dead, all that's left is to dig our graves!

Sultan

Stop Jafar immediately!

Jafar

I haven't said my last word, runt!


Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !

Sultan

Find him! Search the palace from top to bottom!


Wow, cough cough! cough!

Jasmine

Ali!

Sultan

Oh, Jafar, my most loyal advisor, to say that he has been plotting against me since
Always, it is really dreadful!
How could I ever... Huh? What?
Oh, I can't believe my eyes, my little girl has finally chosen one of her
pretenders!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! Hooray!
Ho ho ho! Well done my boy. If it weren't for anything, I would kiss you, but, uh, I won't.
I will do nothing, I leave it to my eh, eh eh.
But we will marry you on the spot!
Oh, yes, you will be happy, you will have many children, and, and it's you qmon
boy who will one day become Sultan!

Aladdin

Sultan?

Sultan

Yes, a young man from a good family, like you, with impeccable moral sense, there you go.
exactement ce dont ce royaume a grand besoin !

Iago

And we need to get out of here, we need to get out!


I am going to pack my bags, Your Highness, just the essentials, no need to
clear out: guns, knives, swords!
Eh, what do you think of this photo? Oh, I'm not too bad; I was taking a...
funny face up there, ahahah!

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ( ) ha ha ha ha ha !

Iago

Oh, that was the missing piece! There he goes cracking! He's losing it! Jafar!
Jafar, a little grip!

Jafar

Iouah!

Iago

It goes like this.

Jafar

Prince Ali is nothing more than that little ragamuffin Aladdin.


He's the one with the lamp, Iago.

Iago

What is this miserable thing that has hiiii?

Jafar

It is you who will go there to deliver it.

Iago

Me?

Aladdin

Sultan? They want me to become Sultan?

The Genius

Ta-da! Glory to our illustrious hero!


Tada, dadada, dadada, tadin piouu, pffouuu
Aladdin! You have just won the Princess, what will you do now?

Aladdin

Aah

The Genius
Pssst, text C: I think I'm going to free the Genie.
Whenever you want.

Aladdin

Genius, I can't.

The Genius

Of course: all you have to say is: Genie, I wish for you to be free!

Aladdin

I don't feel like laughing!


I'm sorry, but that's how it is! I'm sorry!
They want me to become Sultan. No, they want Prince Ali to become
Sultan!
Only without you, I am just Aladdin.

The Genius

Aladdin, you have won!

Aladdin

But thanks to you!


If they think I am finally worth something, I owe it to you!
And what if they learned that I am not a Prince?
If Jasmine ever taught me, would she leave me?
Genius, without you I become nothing again, and I cannot free you.

The Genius

Well, I understand.
After all, you lied to the whole world, and I was wondering when it would be my
tour!
If you will kindly excuse me, dear Master!

Aladdin

Genius, I am really sorry.

The Genius

Prrrrt!

Aladdin

Ah c est comme a ! Parfait ! Ah, et reste l -dedans !

Abu

How?

Aladdin

Don't you have anything else to do?


Oh, uh, uh excuse me Abu, I ask for forgiveness, I didn't mean to.
Come back!
Pffff... I am really stupid.
The Genius is right: I... I'm going to see Jasmine and tell her everything.

Iago

Ali, oh, Ali, can you come?

Aladdin

(sigh) Let's go!


Jasmine? Where are you?

Iago

Hey. In the patio, hurry up!

Flamingo

Huh?

Aladdin

I'm coming!

Pink flamingo

Hhh, hh hh hh hh !

Iago

Hee hee hee hee hee hee!


Well, what's wrong with you? Do you have a problem?
Chick! Idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah, damn, Jafar is really eager to see you!
Excellent work, Iago!
Oh, forget it!
No, it's true, on a scale of 1 to 10, you are worth at least 11.
Oh Jafar, that's too much, my dear! Stop your nonsense, you're going to make me blush!

Sultan

Good people of Agrabah, my dear little girl has finally chosen a husband!
He is a young man of immense integrity! A young man (.)

Aladdin

Jasmine!
Jasmine, I have to confess something to you!

Jasmine

The whole kingdom came to hear my father's announcement!

Aladdin

No but Jasmine!
Don't listen to me, please!
You don't understand?
Jasmine

Good luck!

Sultan

I present to you [] Prince Ali Ababwa!

Aladdin

I am dead!

Iago

But look at me!


Say that they applaud this pathetic has-been!

Jafar

Let them applaud.

The Genius

Hey, Al! I was just thinking...


Aiiiiiik! I changed my subscription!
Tonight, the role of Ali will be played by a tall, famous, sinister, and ugly actor.

Jafar

I am your master, present!

The Genius

It's exactly what I feared!

Jafar

Genie, grant me my first wish:


I wish to command the Earth, make me Sultan!

Aladdin

Ooh !

Sultan

By my beard!
Huh? What what?
What's wrong? What is happening?
But, Ali, but what? Ouh oh oh!

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Jasmine

Father!
Jafar

Hahahaha ha ha ha ha !

Sultan

Jafar, you again?


Infamous conspirator!

Iago

No, it's Sultan Infamous Conspirator, my big one!

Aladdin

Oh really? Well, we shall see about that!


Hhh! The lamp!

Jafar

Hee hee hee hee hee!


Who goes hunting, Prince Aboubou!

Aladdin

(whistle)
Genius! No!

The Genius

Sorry, little one, I changed my master.

Sultan

Jafar, stop it right now, this is an order!

Jafar

Ah, but we are under a new order: my order!


I will finally see you on your knees in front of me!

Jasmine

We will never bow down before you!

Iago

It's funny, she doesn't even surprise me!

Jafar

If you do not bow before a Sultan, then I want to see you crawl.
in front of a wizard!
Genie: my second wish: I wish to become the most powerful wizard of
the Universe!

Aladdin
Genius, stop!

Jafar

Ouh ah ah ah !

Iago

Dearest friends from Agrabah, everyone applauds with me.


Welcome to the great sorcerer Jafar!

Jafar

So, where were we?


Ah yes, the abject humiliation!
H h h h h h !
Cuddle up, Kitten!

Raja

Groar
Meow?

Jafar

Princess, there is a young man that I am dying to introduce you to.

Aladdin

Jafar, I forbid you to touch her!

Jafar

Prince Ali, yes it's him,


Deceptive appearance...
The imposture never lasts,
For those who want to cheat!
The wind erases the image
From a mirage, two faces.
So greet your precious Prince Ali!

Iago

Or if you prefer: Aladdin!

Jasmine

Ali?

Aladdin

Jasmine, I swear I wanted to tell you,


I didn't have

Jafar

This Ali, you understood it,


N'est rien qu'Aladdin.
Believe me, he is a scoundrel.
A good for nothing!
He steals, he's a thug.
And my duty, after all,
It's to be sent flying straight to hell,
This train of misery, with its chimeras.
Far from my anger,
Far from my borders.
In the depths of the desert, Yippee!
Goodbye!

Iago

Bye bye, sayonara!

Jafar

Ex-Prince Ali!
Iiiiih ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

Aladdin

Dad! Daaaad!
Oh, it's all my fault!
Yes, I should have freed the Genius when there was still time!
Abu! How are you?

Father

Hi there!

Aladdin

I apologize, Abu!
I really messed everything up!
I have no choice: I have to leave again and sort things out!
The carpet!

Father

Poukitikou ! Toupikou !

Aladdin

Abu, help me dig!


Yes, it's good!

Father

Hooouuuuuu!

Aladdin

Yes! We succeeded!
Let's go, heading to Agrabah, on the way!

Iago

A cake for the greedy Sultan!


And look! Here are the cakes!
Choke on it, eh, old buddy!
Here, and again...

Jafar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha !

Jasmine

Please, Jafar, do not hurt him!

Iago

Oh no!

Jafar

I suffer from having to humiliate you like this, Jasmine.


(crk crotsch)
One cannot imagine a Rose des Sables like you except in the arms of the most
powerful that is in the world!
What do you think, my dear?
Yes! If I had you as Queen

Jasmine

Never!

Jafar

Ah! Raaaah!
I will teach you to respect me!

Jasmine

Ah

Jafar

No. Genius, my choice is made. Grant me my last wish: I wish that the
Princesse Jasmine tombe d sesp r ment amoureuse de moi.

Jasmine

Han!

The Genius

Hmm, master, uh, there are one or two notes, uh, two or three uh misunderstandings...

Jafar

Don't question my orders, you big blue creature!


Do exactly what I command you to do, slave!

Jasmine

Jafar, I hadn't realized yet that it is impossible to resist you


charm!
Jafar

Hmm, here is better.


Right now, my kitten, tell me a little about myself.

Jasmine

You are tall, dark, so well dressed

The Genius

Hey! What's up, my buddy!

Al

Shh!

The Genius

Hmmm, hm hmmmh hmm hm !


I can't do anything for you, now I have to pass for [Pidicopadenco].
What are you going to do?

Aladdin

You forget that I am just a trickster. I will improvise!

Jasmine

Your parrot is so cute.

Jafar

Continue!

Jasmine

And your chin tuft is so twisted!


You have taken hold of my heart

Iago

Huh? Jafa... Hmmm! Hm!

Jafar

And what about the scoundrel?

Jasmine

The good-for-nothing? But which good-for-nothing?

Iago

Hmmm! Hmmm!

Father
Yuck!

Jafar

I really
You again? How many times will I have to kill you, brat?

Jasmine

Wow ah!

Aladdin

Mmm, quick, the lamp!

Jafar

No! Hahaha! Time is running out for you, Princess!


Uh ah !

Aladdin

Jasmine

Iago

Wow! It's great art! Jaf!

Jafar

Oh, you want to play!

Aladdin

Father!

Jafar

If you want to settle things with me, you'll get your chance, scoundrel!
Hm hm ah ah ah ah ah !
Pointed, isn't it?
Hi hi hi h h !
Ha ha ha! And I'm just getting warmed up!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Aladdin

Would you be afraid to face me alone, old slimy snake?

Jafar

Ah, am I a snake? Well, if that's what you wish, then I will be that.
serpent!
Aaaaaaarrrgh !

The Genius

Pick and pick and stick it, kill it, it won't be a drama!
Jafar

That's enough like that!

The Genius

Jafar, Jafar, if you stay at the bar, it will be a real nightmare!

Jasmine

Aladdin!

Aladdin

Oh! Ah, yeah!

Jafar

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Aladdin

Hold on, Jasmine!

Jafar

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!


Poor fool! Did you think you could defeat the most powerful wizard on Earth?

Iago

Go on, suffocate him, Jafar, suffocate him like a rat!

Jafar

Without the help of Genius, little one, you are nothing!

Aladdin

The Genius? The Genius! The Genius is more powerful than you will ever be!

Jafar

What?

Aladdin

He has given you your power, he can also take it away from you!

The Genius

Oh? What are you playing at? I would like you to forget me.

Aladdin

Face the truth: you only come in second place!

Jafar
Huh? It's true!
His power is greater than mine!
But not for long!

The Genius

The little wacko!


It is time for the count!
It's the snake that won at the punch!

Jafar

Slave, here is my last wish: I wish to become the most powerful Genie of
the Earth!

The Genius

Very well, your wishes are orders, Master.


Great job, Al!

Jafar

Yes! Yes!
The power, ha ha ha ha ha!

Jasmine

Cough cough!

Jafar

I have absolute power!

Jasmine

What did you do?

Aladdin

Trust me!

Jafar

The whole universe is amazed!


I am the Master!

Aladdin

No, not so fast, Jafar!


Have you forgotten anything, your opinion?

Jafar

Huh?

Aladdin

You wanted to become a genius, you are one!


Jafar

What?

Aladdin

And you are delivered with all the accessories!

Jafar

No! Noooon!

Iago

I'm out of here, guys, I'm leaving!

Aladdin

Phenomenal cosmic powers

Iago

Let me go, it's you the Genius, I don't want to end up in ahhh aaaah...

Aladdin

In a real handkerchief!

The Genius

Wow! But this child is a genius!

Sultan

Oh oh!

Jafar

Remove your dirty paws from my august face!

Iago

Oh, shut up, poor fool!

Jafar

I forbid you []

The Genius

If I may be so bold...
Ten thousand gold pieces in the Cave of Wonders, that should calm them!

Iago

The farm the farm the farm the farm the farm the farm Cretin [], farm
laaaaaaaaaaa !

Aladdin
Jasmine, I should have never made you believe that I was a Prince.

Jasmine

I know why you did it.

Aladdin

Well, I suppose we have to say goodbye.

Jasmine

Oh, this stupid law! It is not fair, my love

The Genius

Sniff! Oh, no problem, old man, you still have one wish left.
Just a magic formula, and here you are again Prince!

Aladdin

But Genie, I won't be able to free you anymore!

The Genius

Oh! What is an eternity of servitude, in front of love?


Al, you won't find another girl like her in a million lustres.
you can believe me, hm, I searched everywhere).

Aladdin

Jasmine, I love you with all my heart, but I no longer want to pretend to be this.
that I am not.

Jasmine

Yes, I understand.

Aladdin

Genius, I wish for you to be free.

The Genius

And a royal prince pedigree in good and due form!


Huh? What?

Aladdin

Genius, you are free!

The Genius

Hi, I am free! I am free.


Uh quick, quick, wish for something insane, uh, quick quick, uh ask me for the Nile,
Uh, ask me the Nile, uh, go ahead!

Aladdin
Uh... I wish the Nile.

The Genius

Not even in dreams!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Ah, that felt good!
Wow wow! I am free! Ha, I am finally free!
I am going for a walk, I am going to see the world, I

Aladdin

Hin.
Genius, well, you are going to, uh, miss me.

The Genius

You too, Al. And don't worry about what people will say.
You will always be a Prince to me.

Sultan

He is right: you have sufficiently proven your worth to us, as far as I am concerned.
concerning!
It is from this law that all the problem comes!

Jasmine

Father?

Sultan

But what does the Sultan do in the face of an insulting law?


I declare that as of this day, the Princess shall have the right to marry the man
what she will consider worthy of her.

Jasmine

Him! I've chosen!


I chose you, Aladdin!

Aladdin

Hi! Call me Al!

The Genius

Oh! Come on everyone, come closer for the photo, the souvenir photo! Ooh!
Eh, can I kiss the monkey?
Yuck! Ugh, he's hairy, huh!
Well, I can no longer make false notes in the music lamp, so that's it.
party!
Bye bye lovebirds, coo well!
Oh the carpet, goodbye!
I'm on vacation, no I'm actually retired!
Oh and then I don't care, I am free!

Aladdin
This blue dream

Jasmine

It will last

The two

All life!

The Genius

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Great, isn't it?

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