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Sketch (Parody news, 2 stories) 3-5 minutes

2 parody news stories


Characters: News reporters in the studio (2), journalist in the field, Ronaldo,
Principal
news reporters (in the studio), journalist in the field, interviewed people…
News story 1: New PE teacher
News story 2: Principal bans AI in school
Types of jokes we will use: Escalation, surprise, parody

(News introduction music and title header)


Reporter 1: Good evening, welcome to The News. I’m your host, Regina Falange,
with me tonight is my co-host…
Reporter 2: John Smith. Our top story tonight a new PE teacher caused a
commotion amongst students.
(Cut to the school football field)
Field reporter: Yes. I’m here at the scene of the PE Class where our new teacher,
Mr Ronaldo, has been pushing students a bit too far, some say.
(Cut to a video of Teacher Ronaldo introducing himself to the students, then
making them run laps, making them take penalties and lastly making them
practice the Suuuuu celebration, looking disappointed the whole time.)
Field reporter: Some sources indicate that the new teacher won’t be around for
long, and his replacement is already being looked for.
(Cut to the school principal looking at pictures of Messi, LeBron and Federer)
Field reporter: Back to you, at the studio!
(Cut back to the studio)
Reporter 1: Our second story, the school principal, Mr Trent, has announced a
ban on AI.
Reporter 2: That’s correct, Regina, let’s go to Harry in the field with the story.
(Cut to a reporter standing outside the principal’s office)
Field reporter: Earlier today Mr Trent announced that AI use would be completely
prohibited in school starting immediately. Here’s what he had to say.
(Cut to a video of the principal reading out a statement into a microphone)
Mr Trent: [Looking at phone, and speaking into microphone] Sure thing! Here’s a
quick and simple explanation of what you want. I am making the decision to ban
AI in school starting today. Do you want me to export it into a document or send
it as a PDF file?
Field reporter: Back to you in the studio, Regina!
(Cut back to the studio)
Reporter 2: Well, that statement sounded less like A+ and more like AI, if you ask
me.
Reporter 1: Apparently, AI is only banned for students. That’s all we have for you
tonight. Tune in tomorrow morning for the daily school announcements.
Reporter: Goodbye.
Skech (Parody commercial) 3-5 minutes
Product we are selling: TeacherSush
Characters: Students, Student-salesman, Teacher, Testimonial
Customer, Salesman, testimonial, expert …
Types of jokes we will use: Slapstick, subverted expectations

(Several students are bored in the classroom while a teacher explains, one
student hits his head on the table as he falls asleep)

Student 1: The class is almost over. I hope Mr. Pike doesn’t give us any
homework

Student 2: Yeah, me too. I have big plans for this weekend.

(School bell rings and the 2 students start to celebrate)

Mr Pike: Okay, class, that’s all we have time for today. Finish the rest of this page
by Friday.

(The two students start to look sad)

Student 3: I bet they wish they had this! [Student 3 pulls out a remote control]
The TeacherShush!

(Cut to another teacher about to give out homework when a student presses a
button on the TeacherSush, the teacher becomes silent)

Student 2: Oh wow! He can’t give us homework if he can’t talk.

Student 1: This is awesome!

(Cut to another class where the teacher is about to give out homework and
students pause him and change his pose into a disco dance move)
(Cut to a happy student showing the remote)

Testimonial: Before the TeacherSush I used to have to do 4 hours of homework


every day, now I get to use my afternoons to play badminton and watch TV, it´s
great! I recommend it to every student everywhere.

(Cut to Mr Pike speaking to the camera)

Mr Pike: To be honest, the remote control thing… doesn’t really work. I’ve been
grading their homework for years, and I just don’t want to do it anymore. I want
to spend my afternoons playing badminton…. Or watching TV.
Sketch (Joke interview)
Characters: Interviewer, Sleepy student, class clown, top student and band-kid
Who is interviewing who?
Setting: A group interview showing off the different kinds of students at the
school
Where and why is this interview happening?
Types of jokes we will use: Escalation

REPORTER: Good evening, and welcome to Inside the Classroom [cuts to opening music
and title screen]. Tonight, we speak with four “typical” students. Let’s see just how typical
they are.
(Cut to four students lined up: Class Clown with prank props, Top Student with giant
textbook, Sleepy Student slumped, Band Kid hugging an instrument.)
REPORTER: First up, the class clown. What do you bring to school life?
CLASS CLOWN: (grins) Well, I prepared a hilarious prank! [pulls out a whoopee cushion]
This always works. [slips it onto the reporter’s chair]
(The reporter sits down… nothing happens. Reporter looks unimpressed.)
CLASS CLOWN: Uh… maybe it needs a shake. [He sits on it himself; it farts loudly.
Everyone stares. His prank backfires. He sinks into his chair, embarrassed.]
--
REPORTER: Moving on — Top Student. How do you spend your time?
TOP STUDENT: Studying. All day. Every day. I review my math notes while I brush my
teeth. I recite science formulas in my dreams. I even time my breathing to practice exam
speed.
CLASS CLOWN: [sarcastic] Wow, thrilling.
TOP STUDENT: Oh, and I’ve already started studying for retirement.
--
REPORTER: [turns to Sleepy Student] And you?
SLEEPY STUDENT: [blinks, yawns] I… [falls asleep mid-sentence, head SLAMS onto desk
— slapstick].
REPORTER: Do you… Want to finish that answer?
SLEEPY STUDENT: [sits up suddenly with pillow] Sorry. I’m a bit tired today.
--
REPORTER: And you, Band Kid. Any contributions?
BAND KID: Absolutely. Music makes life better. Here’s a quick solo.
(Plays something terrible and out of tune)
CLASS CLOWN: That’s not a solo, that’s an ambulance siren.
BAND KID: Hey! That was Beethoven. In freestyle jazz.
(The sleepy student is sleeping in the back of the room with a blanket, pillows and a
teddy bear.)
Skit
Main joke idea: Students are installing an update for a smart screen to let them
control it with their voice but it goes wrong and they install it on the wrong tv

Situation: At school
Where is it happening?
Main type of joke we want to use:
Subverted expectation

Person 1: Hey, did you finish installing the voice-controlled screen?

Person 2: [using a screwdriver on the back of the smart screen] Almost bro,

almost finished… Okay, done!

Person 1: Cool, cool. Let’s test them out.

(Both of them stand looking at the screen

Person 1: screen on

(Nothing happens)

Person 2: Screen… Netflix!

(Nothing happens)

Person 2: Just keep trying, maybe it takes a while.

(The two continue to shout commands at the TV, but nothing happens)

(In the next classroom, a teacher is trying to teach his class, but his PPT keeps

changing to Netflix, YouTube or the screen turns off)


Parody song
Original song(s): I will survive – Gloria Gaynor
New theme: Two best friends get separated and can’t do a group project
together and one of the students gets angry at their friend for studying
without them
(What is the parody about?)
New chorus:
Oh no not I!
I will survive!
As long as I have highlighters, I know my grade is high
I’ve got my coffee to sip. I’ve got all my notes to give.
I will survive… My grade is high!

Full new song:


At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Thinking I couldn’t get good grades without you by my side
But I spet so many nights thinking how the teacher did us wrong
I grew strong, and I learned how to study along

Now you’re back, from the lunch break


And I find you here, with that textbook upon your face
I should've changed my subject choice
Or made take history
If I'd've known for a second
You'd study without me
Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now, you're not welcome anymore
You're the one who tried to hurt me with trignome-try
Think I'd crumble?You think I'd lay down and die?

[Chorus]

It took all my strength not to fall apart


Trying with all my might to pass maths and art
I spent so many nights feeling sorry for myself
How I cried
But now I hold my head up high

[Chorus]

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The parody stories collectively highlight a complicated relationship between education, technology, and student well-being. They suggest that while technology offers potential to transform education, such as through AI or smart screens, its misuse or misunderstanding can lead to ineffective outcomes. Humorously showcasing exaggerated student and teacher behaviors—from authoritative bans on AI to malfunctioning tech—underscores the need for balanced integration of technology to truly enhance education without sacrificing the human elements of teaching and learning. They argue for thoughtful engagement with technology to support rather than hinder student well-being .

The theme of subverted authority in the "TeacherSush" commercial reflects a humorous critique of authority figures in education by imagining a scenario where students can control teachers' ability to assign homework. This reflects societal views of students' resistance to perceived arbitrary authority and highlights a playful, albeit unrealistic, wish for power reversal in the classroom. It suggests a deeper commentary on the need for authority figures to foster mutual respect and engagement to garner cooperation and enthusiasm from students .

The "TeacherSush" parody commercial subverts expectations by suggesting a device that can silence teachers, thus preventing homework assignments. This taps into students’ desires to avoid homework, humorously highlighting the frustration with educational demands. The commercial uses the implausibility of silencing teachers with a remote to critique students' wishful thinking, suggesting that the real issue lies in engagement with schoolwork rather than circumventing it .

The "Inside the Classroom" segment uses character exaggeration to amplify common school stereotypes, such as the overachieving top student or the perpetually tired sleepy student. These exaggerated depictions humorously reflect real student archetypes and their roles within the educational system, offering cultural insights into how societal expectations shape student identities. The use of slapstick and exaggeration not only entertains but also invites audiences to reflect on the diverse experiences that students bring to the classroom environment .

The joke interview format in "Inside the Classroom" reveals contrasting perceptions of different learning styles and student engagement by highlighting extremes in behavior—the hyper-focused top student versus the disengaged sleepy student. These exaggerated scenarios critique the way singular views of student success and engagement are often idolized or dismissed, suggesting the need for a more nuanced understanding of diverse learning approaches. The comedic setting encourages audiences to question conventional measures of academic success .

Parody news sketches like "The News" use escalation by starting with a common scenario and then exaggerating it to absurdity, such as a PE teacher having students emulate famous sports celebrations. This not only entertains through surprise and absurdity but also comments on the sensationalism of real news, where mundane events are often exaggerated for effect. The use of characters like the disappointed teacher and ridiculous scenarios highlights how actual news might sometimes focus on trivial or sensational details rather than substantial reporting .

"Inside the Classroom" employs escalation in character stereotypes to humorously exaggerate familiar student personas—the class clown, the top student, the sleepy student, and the band kid. By pushing these stereotypes to their extremes, such as the class clown’s failed prank or the top student's obsessive studying habits, the sketch critiques the limited perspectives through which student diversity is often viewed. The underlying message suggests that while students are categorized by simple labels, their individual complexities and interactions contribute to a richer, more varied school environment .

The parody of installing a voice-controlled smart screen that inadvertently controls another device illustrates the potential pitfalls of technical literacy in schools. It showcases the gap between students' and educators' understanding of technology and their ability to effectively implement it. This humorous situation reflects real-world challenges where technological upgrades may be implemented without adequate planning or training, leading to unanticipated issues rather than enhanced learning environments .

The parody song "I Will Survive" reinterprets the familiar student struggle of academic pressure and group dynamics by transforming the original song's theme of personal survival into academic resilience. The exaggerated narrative of betrayal by a study partner and overcoming academic challenges alone highlights the intense and sometimes dramatic emotional impact that school pressures can have on students. It uses humor and familiar musical rhythm to express the loneliness and determination associated with academic achievement .

The parody story of banning AI in schools reflects real societal debates on the role of technology in education, suggesting that complete prohibition could hinder technological literacy while attempting to manage its influence. The principal's absurd announcement juxtaposed with a lack of understanding of AI raises questions about technological fear and the balance needed between embracing innovation and preserving traditional learning methods .

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