# drama cast
~ English teacher : manjyot kaur ( 12 art’s )
~ social studies teacher : surbhi tandon ( 12 comm A)
~ math’s teacher : Aryan durga Mishra ( 12 comm A)
~CS optional teacher : anshika verma ( 12 comm B )
~ principal : harsh aashwani ( 12 comm B)
Student
~X:
~Y:
~Z:
~W:
SceanScene 1
( social studies class )
Whole class shouting
Teacher enter ~ (scilencesilence)
sensitive boy . Usko scale padte hi garba shuru ho jaata tha.
(Peeche se sab chilla rahe hote) — “Arey natak kar raha hai, natak kar raha hai… maar usko
(pankhidaaa! / dhodila”) ( song play )
SceanScene 2
mam teaching - how to write answers in board exam
( shyam continuously talking )
Teacher : stand up … (irritated)
Tell me how will you write ans in board exam ?
Shyam : … mammm….ek he toh ka ek unwritten rule hai ….Jitne marks ka question hai utta
lamba answer likhna hai…..
Teacher Sst t: ohhh.. then tell me ,,if your question is .. Why did Ram kill Ravan?
It’s for 2 marks …
Shyam : simple.."Because he kidnapped Sita.
Teacher Sst t: what if it’s for 5 marks ?
Shyam : aaaaa…once upone a time a king name dashrat …..!
( whole class – ooooooo…!)
Teacher Sst t: But if it’s for 15 marks then..?
Shyam : 15 marks…..? ummmmm..— "India is a secular country, we follow many religions
(Mischievous way)..( Mischievous way)
( whole class clapping )
Sst t:
( scilencesilence )
( another student )
Sst t: “Mark two places in India where gold is found
Student : ahhh… mam ….1— Mannapuram Finance.
2- muthoot finance
( whole class laughing , claping )
( bell rings )
SceanScene 3
(sceanScene switch to staffroom )
( maths , cs, English , sst Teacher’s sitting on table )
( one boy came to maths sir )
Student : sir apne bulya ..?
Teacher Math’s: hann meina bulya
• “Tune homework kyu nahi kiya?”
• homework kyu nahi kiya tune?” - active
• “Tere se homework kyu nahi hua?” -passive
Student : ( to be honest )… sir.. main bhool gaya…!
Teacher Math’s: “Oh, homework karna bhool gaye …( pause ) …
(Sudden ) … khana khana nahi bhoolte!!!!!!!!1
Student : ……sir vo phone ke aadat hogyi hai !!!!
Math’s: accha kitna screen time hai ?
Student : 12 ghante…
Math’s: 12 ghante hafte ka …
Student : sir din ka ( sudden )
( math’s sir shocked )
(transfer this problem to cs teacher beside him )
Scene - 4
Maths’s : mam isko ek problem hai …apne screen time ko le krr ….help krr dijiye,,!!
CS teacher : acchaaaa… toh screen time kitna hai ??
Maths’s : mam din ke 12 ghante..(in sarcasm)
CS teacher : beta sotee kitne ghante ho fer …?
Student : 8 ghante soota hu mam… beauty sleep .. beauty sleep …!!!!
CS teacher : 8 ghante sote hai .. 12 ghate screen time … ( shocked ) .. fer 4 ghante kyu he
chode hai …?????? Phone me he raho app ..huh …??(in sarcasm)
Student : noooooo… mammmm.. vo…. break chye hota hai na tvshows, movies ke liyee…!!
CS teacher : ohh …very serious … do one thing ..aap 2 -2 phone kharido..!
Student : phirrr…???
CS teacher : bass phir wo 6 – 6 ghante divide ho jayega aisi apka screen time decrease ho
jayega …!!!
Student : ohhhh….yee toh meina sochaa he nhii…( shocked )
CS teacher : aap vahi kro jo britishers ne kiya tha …!!
Student : divide & rule …??????
CS teacher : very smart …..!!!!!
Math’s : finally solved the most complex problem… Now, go back to class..!!!
( student moving toward …suddenly English teacher call him back …)
Scene - 5
Scean 4
English- (call student x,y,z ) from class 10 d
Random student – ok mam,
( all three backbencher student come )
Together – mayyy I comeee in mammmm……( singing )
English- come in …. See your marks …
6….? Are you satisfied ??
Together ; silent …!
CS- 6..? out of 30 ?
x- no mam 6 out of 80 ( with guilt feeling )
Math’s- Beta 6 marks ka faayda life mein kya hoga?"
y- "sir 6 marks ka faayda,meri ludo me gotti bahar nikal jaayegi!"
CS- Final exam me, agar tum 3 k mila ke 33 marks aa gaye na... toh main 3 ko pass kar
dungi.”
X- Haan madam, 3 log mila ke 33 laane hain na? …….7 - 7 -Saath-saath 7 number toh hum le
aayenge.”
Math’s : “7+7+7 = 33 hota hai kya?!”
Z : “no sir…..7+7+7 = 25 hota hai.”( with over confidence)
SceanScene - 65
( sceanScene swith to principal’s cabin )
Principal : call their Math’s Teacher( after knowing all drama )
(Math’s Teacher… black board aur chalk leke aa rahe i hai. Room me enter kerta likha,…
numerator me likha 30, denominator me likha 3.
~Y ko chalk di aur bola beta solve karo.)
(STUDENT Y CALCULATION ) Y ko numerator me 33 nahi dikhayi diya, Y ko numerator me do
3 dikhayi diye. Ye ye 3 aur 3 to 6 ho gaye, fir ye denominator se 3 le gaya, isne 33/3 ka
answer 63 diya hai.)
( y explain kerta hua slove kerta hai )
Math’s : beta denominator to dekh lete.
Y ; sir aap denominator ho.( loud voice )
CS-"Beta but wo word to dominating hota hai."
Principal; call their English Teacher ………Ye class nahi, school repeat karenge bhai.( in
sarcasm )
( English Teacher walks in cabin with final exam answer sheet )
Principal ; final exam ka paper check hoke aane me na 15 se 20 din lagte hain. Inka paper 5
minute me wapas aa gaya.
English ; you didn’t give me the paper …. You gave me the bill
Instead of grace marks you all get disgrace marks (scarsam )
Principal ; tell me … what’s their total marks ?
English – sure sir …
X – Zero
Z – Zero
Y – Haan Madam.
You know what ,,,? Ek me bhi goti bahar nikl sakti hai ….!
Hahahahahahahahaha………….
( ending )