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Hades' Plan Against Hercules

The document presents the story of Hercules from his birth in Olympus. Hades plans to take advantage of a planetary alignment in 18 years to free the Titans and defeat Zeus, but the Fates warn that Hercules could ruin his plans. Hades sends Pain and Panic to steal baby Hercules and turn him mortal using a potion. The plan succeeds and Hercules is abandoned and adopted by a mortal couple named Amphitryon and Alcmene.

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Hades' Plan Against Hercules

The document presents the story of Hercules from his birth in Olympus. Hades plans to take advantage of a planetary alignment in 18 years to free the Titans and defeat Zeus, but the Fates warn that Hercules could ruin his plans. Hades sends Pain and Panic to steal baby Hercules and turn him mortal using a potion. The plan succeeds and Hercules is abandoned and adopted by a mortal couple named Amphitryon and Alcmene.

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Greek statues and vessels appear

Narrator: Long ago in the beautiful and remote ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and
extraordinary heroes, and the greatest and strongest of them all was the mighty Hercules. But what is a hero?
true? Ahh, that is what our history...

Thalia: Did you hear it? It makes the story seem like a Greek tragedy.
Terpsichore: Calm down, grandpa!
Caliope: Let us tell the story, okay?
Narrator: Well, tell it now.

(INTRODUCTION SONG)
Calliope: We are the muses, goddesses of the arts who proclaim the heroes.
Terpsichore: Heroes like Hercules!
Thalia: You mean 'Muscles'! Oh, I would love to make a little music with...

[Muses begin to sing]


Calliope: Our story actually begins much earlier than Hercules, many eras ago...
After the creation
The earth was total chaos
Filled with titans with
Desire to do evil
It was a filthy place
Disorder in any direction
With earthquakes and volcanoes
Always in action
Oh, and that's for sure
Then Zeus came
His ray shot them there.
He locked up the bad ones, and thus
With that chaos came to an end.
He had great virtue
Triple A force was without a doubt
The main dish was
Yes, babe
He imposed himself on the world in his youth.
In Olympus, there was living
Peace and virtue
Even if it seems impossible
You have to believe it yourself

In Olympus, there was living the


Peace and virtue
[Scene changes colors and the muses begin to walk and sing]
The schematic drawing of Olympus approaches and transforms into a real one. Meanwhile, the Muses continue to repeat their
"ah" and "yeah", the camera moves up the slope of the mountain, as it advances, the title of the movie,
HERCULES, appear. Then the camera enters Olympus, passes by several Gods while they chat and focuses on baby Hercules.
Hera: Hercules, behave yourself
Zeus comes to play with the baby
Zeus: [Zeus babbles to baby Hercules and he grabs his index finger and lifts it] Ah, he is very strong! Just like his father!
Hermes (moving through a crowd of gods): excuse me! Excuse me! Make way! Excuse me!!
[Hermes delivers a bouquet of sparkling flowers to Hera]
Hera: oh Hermes, how beautiful
Hermes: yes, they are. Orfeo made the arrangement for me, it's nice, isn't it?
(flies close to Zeus) What a fabulous party, boss! I haven't seen so much love here since Narcissus discovered himself.

Narcissus is focused, looking at himself in a mirror and making kissing sounds.


The baby Hercules also grabs one of Zeus's lightning bolts and plays with it.
Hera: Sky, don't give that to the baby
Zeus: oh, nothing will happen to him, let him have fun.
Baby Hercules tries to eat the lightning bolt, gets electrocuted, and frustrated, throws it away. Three gods dodge it until.
Athena strikes him with her sword and collides with a pillar, which immediately reappears.
Zeus: In my son's name, I want to thank you all for your magnificent gifts.

Hera: And where is ours?


Zeus: mmm, let me see what I will give. Mmm, now! Some cirrus and a touch of nimbostratus and a pinch of cumulus. His
Its name is Pegasus and it belongs to you, son.
Zeus moves his hand with a small cloud shaped like Pegasus and brings baby Hercules closer, and the cloud turns out to be a
baby Pegasus
Baby Hercules bumps his head into baby Pegasus, he complains and licks Hercules, they hug, all the gods sigh.
Hera: Hold it
Zeus: He is so delicate, my little one, my child, Hercules.
Baby Hercules tries to bite the medallion hanging from his neck and then yawns.

Hades: How moving, I haven't felt this lump in my throat since I choked on a cocktail while eating.
Shrimp! Huh? [The camera quickly moves to Hades after his voice is heard]

All the Gods are watching him closely. Is this a party or a funeral?
You lost weight, chubby! Beautiful dress, cutie.
[while saying this, he moves among the Gods until Zeus hugs him]
Zeus: Hey Hades! You could come! How is the underworld?
Hades (pulling Zeus's hand off his shoulder): Well, it's all fine, I don't know, dark gloomy and full of dead people
to vary! Ah! Here is the little eclipse! Cutie. And here I have a pacifier for the chubby one...

(Takes out a pacifier with a skeletal head)

Hercules grabs Hades' finger, and after a bit of fighting, he manages to pull away from the baby. What a reckless little angel.

Zeus (hugging Hades again): Come on Hades, don't be a party pooper! Join the celebration!
Hades (breaking free from the embrace again): Hey! I can't, old man, because while you all are celebrating over here, I...
Unfortunately, I have a heavy task that you, by the way, happily assigned to me, Zeus... So no, I'm sorry.
but, no!

Zeus: You look exhausted, that job is going to kill you. Haha! That job is going to kill you! I'm dying of laughter!
[Gods laughing]
Hades: How nice, die laughing
The scene changes again to the muses.
Calliope: If there is a god you should never anger, it is Hades.
Terpsichore: because she has an evil plan
The scene shifts to a boat on the river Styx, in which a skeleton is ferrying Hades.
Thalia: (singing)
The king of the underworld
She always showed a wicked attitude.
He was very wicked and also cruel.
You have to believe it yourself

He had a plan of great destruction


Living without virtue

Hades: Punishment!
Pena: I'm coming, my mournful majesty.
He stumbles, rolls down the stairs, and ends up sitting on a trident.
Hades: Panic!
Panic: sir, I'm coming! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
He runs, but stumbles in Sorrow, who has just freed himself from the trident, falls, and his horns impale Panic right in the
same place that was before in the trident
Pena: Penalty
Panic: And Panic
Both: Reporting, sir
Hades: yes, yes, yes, just let me know when the harpies arrive
Panic (who had just freed himself from the horns of Sorrow): they are already here

Hades (bursting into flames): What!? The harpies arrived and they didn't tell me!?

Pena and Panic: I'm a worm! Filthy worms!


[They really turn into worms]
Hades: Yes, yes, yes, just remember to mutilate them after my meeting.
Scene changes to a cave with the harpies.
Atropos: Linda subject is a weak thread of mortal life, hold it tight!
A thread is cut with scissors and the scream of a woman is heard.
Lachesis: Soul on the way
[Harpies laugh as a soul enters the cave and flies towards a tunnel. Counter above the tunnel now says 'more than
5000000001 served
Hades: Ladies! I'm so sorry to arrive-
Atropos: Late!
Clotho: We already knew it
Lachesis: Because we know everything
They exchange a glance from one to the other as they speak the next three lines.
Clotho: Past
Lachesis: present
Atropos: and future! (To Panic) I have good authority that there will be restrooms.

Hades: Finally, ladies, there was a party and I lost track of...
Harpies: We know!
Hades: Yes! I know you already know! Well, here's the deal: Zeus, the All-Powerful, the lord 'Hey get off my cloud'
now has a...
Harpies: A beautiful fool drinks!
Clotho: We know!
Hades: I know you already know! I know it! I know it! I understood the concept, I wanted to ask you: This brat is going to stop
Shall I take over the world or what? What do they say?
Lachesis: umm...
Clotho silencing her: ah no no ma'am, we are not allowed to reveal the future
Hades: one moment, time time time! Can I ask you a question?
(A Lachesis), Did she cut her hair or what? She looks fabulous.
Does Lachesis laugh? She looks better than death.

Lachesis laughs more, Clotho hits her on the head, the eye falls into the hands of Panic.
Panic: ah, how disgusting!
Pena: take it off me, take it off me

[kicks it towards Hades' hand]


Hades: I beg you ladies, my fate is
(puts the eye on Lachesis's hand)
in their beautiful hands
Lachesis: um....
Yeah yeah!
[The eye begins to float, showing images of the future]
Atropos: In exactly 18 years
The planets will appear aligned but curiously...

Hades: oh, it's already in verse


Atropos: Then it will be time to act
Free the Titans, there is no one who can face them.

Hades: mmm, we're doing well


Atropos: and that pride of Zeus will finally be defeated
And you, Hades, will achieve your goal!

Hades: Yes! The control of everything!


Atropos: But a warning in this tale
Hades: What!?
Atropos: If Hercules fights, it will be your torment
Harpies disappear, clucking
Hades (bursting into flames): WHAT!??? How is that possible!

(Calming down) It's okay, it's okay, it's over now...

Bell rings
Fear, panic, I have a little riddle for you, how do you kill a God?

Pity: I don't know?


Panic: Sir! They are immortal.
Hades: Correct! They are immortals, then, we will first turn the little eclipse into a mortal.
(takes a bottle with a red liquid and the camera zooms in filling the screen)

The Mount Olympus appears. Hercules and Pegasus drink and sleep together. Shadows of Fear and Panic appear above.
of baby Hercules, the sound of breaking glass awakens Zeus and Hera
Zeus: Huh?
Hera: What happens?
Both: He drinks!
They run towards the crib but only find the Pegasus baby.
Hercules! Oh!
[Starts to sob]
Zeus: No!!!
As he screams that, thunder begins to appear and a giant electrical storm covers Olympus. Pain and Panic
descending, carrying baby Hercules
Panic: We're in trouble! Zeus is going to use us as target practice!

Penalty: Don't let go of the child, panic


[They fall and baby Hercules starts crying]
Panic: Quick! Let's kill him and end this, okay?
Pena (Opening the bottle): Here you go, kid, a Greek formula

Panic: ah! Look at it! It's changing... can we do it now?


Baby Hercules stops shining as he takes the potion

Pena: no no no! You have to drink the whole potion, down to the last drop.
Amphitryon: Who's there? Alcmene, over here
Pena and Panic flee, throwing away the empty bottle.
It breaks and the last drop falls to the floor.
Alcmene: Oh, poor thing! Don't cry
Amphitryon:
Pena and Pánico look through the bushes
Panic: Now?
Pena: Now
[Their shadows are shown as they transform into snakes]
Alcmene: Amphitryon, for many years we have asked the gods for a child, perhaps they have heard us.
[Amphitryon reads the name of Hercules from the medallion that hangs around his neck]

Amphitryon: Maybe yes... Hercules


Pena and Panic, like snakes, attack, but Hercules catches them, and while he laughs, he hits them several times against
the ground, grabs them and throws them very far away. Amphytryon and Alcmene gaze in astonishment
Pain and Panic: ouch!!
They return to their natural form
Panic: Hades will tear us apart when he knows what happened.
You want to say, if he finds out about it.
Panic: Of course it's going to understand - yes, well said creature

Close-up of Mount Olympus and then to the Muses


Calliope: It was tragic. The gods searched for Zeus in desperation.
Terpsichore: but when they found the baby, it was already too late
Melepomene: Now it is a mortal
More like him, not everything was drunk

Divine force preserved


Thanks must be given
Come on, baby
Hera and Zeus cried
His son could not return
They watched their child grow up
Far from home
And despite the plan
Weaving with its strength and its light
It became stronger as it grew
And it was his great virtue
His/her great virtue

The village with sheep is shown. A carriage filled with straw moves quickly down the road in an unusual manner, then
we see Amphytryon and his horse sitting in the
Amphitryon: Hercules! Not so fast!
Now we see the young Hercules who is moving the cart. They enter a square, hitting some workers at the top.
from the entrance
Amphitryon: Careful!
Young Hercules: oops! I'm sorry
Worker (falling): Well, us too!

Hercules enters the middle of the place and stops burying half of it.
Amphitryon: thank you son, I thought we wouldn't make it when Penelope twisted her ankle
Hercules: no problem dad
Amphitryon: hey, don't download yet, first I have to negotiate with Phideas
Hercules: Aha, as you say.
[Dropping the straw in the carriage makes the horse, Penelope, shoot up into the sky] Oops, I'm sorry
Penelope
Amphitryon: Hey Hercules, this time alone...
Hercules: I already know, I will keep the burden
catches Penelope in her free fall

Amphitryon: That is my boy


Hercules stays until he sees a man lose balance with a large clay pot.
Man: Oh my God!
Hercules catches him just in time
Hercules: Watch out!
Man: I thank you
Hercules: It was nothing
Man (looks at Hercules and seems terrified): I.. I.. It's Hercules! It's you!
Hercules: let me help you
Man: no no no no no, I got it already [Almost falls under his big pot]
I appreciate the intention

Hercules: sure?
Man: for sure!
Leave Hercules outside on the street. A frisbee falls at his feet. He picks it up and sees three young people his age.
Young man 1: Hey, throw it!
Hercules: Hey, do you need another player?
Young man 1: Uh... I'm sorry Herc, but we are already five and it has to be an even number.
Hercules: Hey, but five is not an even number...
Young man 1: (taking away the frisbee): Goodbye!

Young man 2: He's a fool!


Young man 3: yes!
Young man 1: We should call him Tontules
Hercules sits alone in the center of the square until the frisbee appears above his head.
Young man 1: Careful
Hercules: I've got it, I've got it!
Young man 1: No! Stop!
Hercules crashes against a pillar, which starts to fall.
Hercules: oh no!
He grabs the pillar that just fell but others begin to fall in a domino effect. He sees this and throws the pillar that
It was grabbing, but it hits another pillar and another domino effect begins and a wave starts to go around the square.
Amphitryon: son!
Hercules: Wait, dad, I'm coming!!!
The two rows of dominoes seem to point to the man selling the pots.
Man: oh no! No no no!!
The last two pillars stop above the man's head. He breathes, relaxed, but Hercules, who was running to
save him, he trips and slips towards him quickly
Hercules: Be careful
Now everything is destroyed
Young man 1: well done Tontules!
Amphitryon: son...
Man: This has gone too far, host!
Voice: It's a threat

Voice 2:! It is very dangerous for him/her to interact with normal people.

Amphitryon: He doesn't have bad intentions, he's just a child, he just... doesn't control his strength.
Man: I'm warning you! I don't want that phenomenon coming near here!
Young man: Phenomenon!

On a bench, Hercules and Amphitryon sit.


Amphitryon: Son, you cannot pay attention to everything they tell you
Hercules: But dad, they are right! I am a phenomenon and I try to be normal but... I just can't. Many times I feel
that this is not the right place, that it should be somewhere else.
Amphitryon: Hercules, son...
Hercules: no, it doesn't make sense
[Hercules leaves and begins to sing]
A dream came to me somewhere
With a great applause acclaiming me, I saw.
Joy without end was there upon my arrival.
A voice insists that I belong there
I will go my way, I will reach my goal
One day I will succeed and the honor will be mine.
Every step I take will bring me closer.
I will search thoroughly everywhere without fear and with courage

He/She goes back home


Amphitryon: Hercules, there is something that your mother and I would like to talk to you about.
Inside the house
Hercules: But if I was found, then who are my parents? Why did they leave me?
Alcmene: this (showing him the medallion) was hanging from your neck when we found you, the symbol of the gods
Hercules: That's it! Don't you see? Maybe they know the truth. I’m going to the temple of Zeus and... mom, dad, you are the best.
world parents but I have to do it
The next morning, Hercules walked towards the temple and sang.
I walk my path, I will reach my goal
If she is distant, I will be strong
Each step I take will bring me closer.
I will go anywhere without fear and with courage.
[Hercules enters the Temple of Zeus]
Hercules: oh powerful Zeus, please listen and respond to my plea, I must know who I am, where I belong
[the wind blows, a thunder strikes the statue of Zeus, the torches light up..]
Huh?
And the statue of Zeus comes to life
Zeus: My little one! My son! Hercules!
Try to catch Hercules, escape, screaming
Calm down, son! What's the hurry? After all these years, this is how you greet your father?
Hercules: father?
Zeus: Didn't you know that your father is famous? Well surprise!!! But how you have grown... you have the beautiful eyes of your
mother and my strong chin
Hercules, I don't understand, if you are my father that would make me a-
Zeus: makes you a god
Hercules: a god. A god!!!
Zeus: hey, you wanted answers and by Zeus you're old enough to know the truth, son.
Hercules: and why did you leave me here? Didn't you love me?
Zeus: of course we do, your mother and I love you with all our hearts, but an evil one kidnapped you and turned you
A mortal can only live in Olympus if they are a god.
Hercules: Is there nothing you can do?
Zeus: I can't Hercules but you can!
Hercules: seriously? I will do whatever you say.
Zeus: Hercules, if you prove to be a true hero, you will become a god again.
Hercules: of course! A hero! And... how do I become a true hero?
Zeus: first, you must find Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes
Hercules: I will look for Philoctetes, yes! [Falls from Zeus's palm]
Zeus: Be careful! Don't try to fly. I almost forgot.
Zeus whistles and Pegasus flies through an opening in the ceiling
You may not remember Pegasus, but you met a long time ago.

Pegasus smells like Hercules, then hits his head against his and licks him.
Hercules: Pegasus!
Zeus: a magnificent horse! With the brain of a bird.
Hercules: to find Philoctetes, I will be a true hero!
Zeus: that's how I like it
Hercules: I will not fail you, father
Zeus: luck, son
Hercules flies away, singing.

I will overcome everything, I will reach my goal

I will face everything strong and without fear


By the gods, I know I will reach my goal
As a hero I will live and I will have my place
Island of Philoctetes
Hercules: are you sure it's this way?
Hercules sees three nymphs laughing in the trees, then he sees a goat stuck in the bushes.
What's wrong with you? Do you need help?
Phil: hey! Get out of here, you meddler!
Hercules: wow!
Phil: Pineapples! Hearts! My lives! I have you!
[The nymph that traps becomes flowers] returns! beauty

[another nymph turns into a tree]


nymphs, flirts cannot live without me!
Nymph: ha!
Phil: I was just saying it figuratively (to Hercules): what's wrong with you, have you never seen a satyr?

Hercules: uh, no. Could you help us, we are looking for a guy named Philoctetes?
Phil: tell me Phil
Hercules (clenches his fist): Phil! You have no idea how happy I am that it's you! I am Hercules and he is Pegasus.

[Pegasus injures Phil]


Phil: animals! I hate them!
Hercules: I need your help, I want to be a hero! A true hero!
Phil: I'm sorry kid, I can't
Hercules: hey!
Jala the door, Phil closes it before him and lifts it into the air with one hand.
Phil: whoo!
Hercules: I'm sorry, but why not?
Phil: two words! I'm already retired!
Hercules counts with his fingers
Hercules: hey this is crucial, have you never had a dream? Something for which you would do anything?
Phil (sighs): son, come in, I have something to show you
[Inside, Hercules hits his head with a log]
Phil: care is part of the mast of Argos!
Hercules: from Argos???
Phil: who do you think taught Jason to sail? Cleopatra? I entered all these famous heroes! Odysseus! Perseus!
Theseus! And other 'seos'. Each and every one of those lazy people let me down, left me on the street, and none of them could arrive at the
Then Achilles appeared, he really had it all, the strength, the skill, he could box and take a hit and
keep fighting, but that damn heel! With the scratch of a fly it ended! It's history. Yes, yes I had a dream, I dreamed
with training the greatest hero that has ever existed, so great that the gods would create a constellation in his name,
All across the sky, and the people would say 'who trained it?' 'It was Phil' but I'm fed up with the rookies, I can't take it anymore.
to endure so many disappointments
Hercules: but I am different from everyone else Phil, I can achieve great things. Come on! I will show you.
Phil grunts: do you never give up?
Hercules: look at this
He lifts an immense thing that looks like a UFO and sends it flying.
Phil: for all the gods, well maybe yes... no, no, no, wake up already! I'm too old to do it again.
Hercules: but if I don't become a hero, I will never be able to return to my father Zeus.
Phil: Wait, so Zeus is your daddy?
Hercules: aha, yes
Phil laughs: Zeus, the big boss and his little son. The lord of the lightning, strike me with a lightning bolt, daddy! You! Abububudada!

(imitates Zeus)

Hercules: I swear it to you.


Phil: by Zeus!
(Sings:) Well, you want to be a hero, kid, yay!
Many other fools
I have had like you
They were all good for nothing
Yeah, for that there is no ointment.
Enough with the excuses, for I have no doubt
If the son of Zeus asked me for it
I will respond with two words.

[thunder strikes Phil]


it's fine
Hercules: so you accept?
Phil: you win
Hercules: you will not regret it
Phil: oh god!
Hercules: when do we start? Are we starting now?
Phil: whenever you want
Phil (sings):
I thought I would never have a champion.
Let bells ring and not the gong
May he win battles, trophies, and medals
With some guts
But no, a novice
I am retired, my friend, and without ambition
I like to mow the lawn from sunrise to sunset.
You need a very smart and willing teacher.
A good merchant and whoa!
There goes my ulcer
You are my last hope
Even though you haven't fallen from the blue sky

Many failures have been my cross


I have no choice left, only you remain.
Phil: Rule n°5: when you rescue a damsel, do it gently.

Hercules pours water

Phil: no!
Rule No. 95: focus
Rule No. 96: Aim!
(Singing:) In the face of superior force, the demigods will run.
The legends that you read have no truth to them.
Being a hero is an art, it is a matter of vocation
Just like when painting, the heart is used.
It's not enough to be strong, nor is it a matter of luck.

One must improve and grow

Hercules is now an adult


Phil: that's how it's done!

(Singing:) My last opportunity has arrived


Before some villain leaves me behind
With you, my dreams will come true
Show your power, always play a good role
You are still my last hope

Hercules: Did you see that!? Here I go Olympus!


Hey hey, calm down champ.
Hercules: I'm ready, I want to leave this island, I want battles and monsters, to rescue damsels, you know, something heroic.
Phil: well...
Hercules: come on Phil!
Phil: alright, alright, you want a challenge? Get ready son, we are going to Thebes
Hercules: yahoo!
[Now flying over Pegasus] hey, what’s in Thebes?

Phil: many problems, it's a difficult place, ideal to start your reputation
I hear a woman screaming! That sounds like a D.E.P, Damsel In Distress!

[They land and see Megara being chased by a monstrous centaur]


Nessus: not so fast, beautiful
Megara: let me go!
Nessus: I like being assaulted
[In the bushes, Hercules gets angry while Phil gives him instructions.]
Phil: now remember it well son, first analyze the situation don't intervene without thinking it over
Hercules is already on his way to Nessus and Megara.
No! I will fail him for this!
Megara: no! let me go!
Hercules: stop!
Nessus: get out of here, dwarf
Hercules: forgive me good... sir, I suggest you let go of that...
Megara: don't help the child
Hercules: Miss? But you are not the damsel in distress?
Megara: I am a lady, I am in danger, and I do not need you, vanish.
Hercules: look, I'm afraid you are not evaluating the situation...
[He draws his sword and Nessus immediately hits him and sends him flying]
Phil: what are you doing? Find your sword!
Hercules (looking in the water): sword, yes, yes sword, rule No. 15: a man is nothing without his weapon

He lifts a fish and points it at Nessus. Nessus laughs and Megara looks bored. Nessus hits Hercules with a
punch and Hercules flies away again
Phil {Reneges and tells Pegasus who is hurrying to help Hercules}: no, no, no, wait, he has to do it alone. Come on.
Son! Focus! Use your head

Hercules: ah!
Run and hit Nessus with your head, and Nessus flies away.
Phil: That's it! Well done, handsome. That wasn't what I had in mind but it wasn't bad.
Megara comes out of the water and coughs.

Hercules: wow, I'm really sorry


Megara: oh
Hercules: I was a fool
Megara: ah
[Nessus runs again]
Hercules: excuse me
[Attacks Nessus, hits his head several times and throws him out]
Phil: Well done! Excellent!
Megara: is the strongman real?
Phil: What are you talking about? Of course it's real!
(noticing Megara) whoa! By the way cutie, I am real too

Phil climbs up the slopes of Megara, but she pushes him into the water.
Megara: ugh
[meanwhile, Hercules rides on Nessus]
Hercules: yahoo!
Finish Nessus in a spectacular fight
How did I do it, Phil?
Phil: take it easy Rookie, I accept mistakes like that in junior decathlons but these are the major leagues
Hercules sighs: at least I defeated him, isn't that so?
Phil: next time, do not let your guard down for a pair of flirtatious eyes
[Hercules walks towards Megara] as I have always told you, you need to focus and…
Hercules: Can I help you, miss?
Megara: Megara, my friends call me Meg, well they would if I had any, and do you have a name besides those?
huge pectorals?
Hercules: uh, me, um, uh…
Megara: are you always so eloquent?
[Turns around to leave]
Hercules: Hercules! My name is Hercules
Megara: Hercules, huh? I think I prefer Strongman.
Hercules: hey, how did you get involved with...
Megara: Quinoa brain? Men believe that 'no' means 'yes' and a 'long' means 'I am all yours'. Tell the little guy.
let me explain it to you
[Phil grunts] thank you for everything Herc, it was a delight

Hercules: hey! Do you want me to take you?


Pegasus complains and jumps to a high branch.
Megara: I think your pony doesn't want to take me.
Hercules: Pegasus? What are you saying, it will be a pleasure.
[Pegasus drops an apple on Hercules's head] ouch!
Megara: don't worry, I'll be fine, I'm a strong girl, I can tie my sandals by myself. See you later, muscle man.
Hercules: wow, it's incredible right Phil?
Phil: uh, yes, yes, yes it is, it is, yes, yes. That woman is a liver! Hey, what's wrong with you? Hong hong! Go ahead! Ground to Herc! Still
we have a lot of work. Thebes is waiting for us
Hercules: yes, yes, yes
Megara walks towards the forest and meets a mole and a rabbit.
Megara: oh how cute! A couple of rodents looking for a zoo
Pain (as a rabbit): Who are you calling a rodent? Huh? I'm a rabbit!

Panic (like a mole): and I a mole!


Together: [they become themselves] ta-dah!
Megara sighs: no wonder it smelled like a rat.
Hades: Meg
Megara: I think I summoned a
Hades: Meg, my star, my precious, my dear and delicate creature, tell me, what happened? I thought that
You would convince the river guardian to join my team for the battle, and now it turns out I have neither guardian nor river.
Megara: I did everything I could, but he made me an offer that I had to reject.
Hades: well, then instead of subtracting two years from your sentence, I will add another two and you cannot refuse them either.
Megara: it wasn't my fault! That strongman Hercules showed up.
Panic: Hercules? That name sounds familiar to me.
Pena: not me, maybe I'm a superhero
Hades: what was your name dear?
Megara: Hercules, I arrived with his circus of being a great hero but I put him in his place immediately.
Pena: one moment, that wasn't Hercules, that boy who is supposed to...
Pena and Panic: Oh mom!
Panic: run!
Hades: so they got rid of him, huh? Dead as a fly! Weren't those his exact words?
Pena: could be another Hercules
Panic: yes! Because Hercules is very popular nowadays
Pena: do you remember that a few years ago boys were called 'fulanos' and all the girls 'menganas'?
Hades: I'm about to reorganize the cosmos and the only tough guy who can defeat me is messing around in the
forest!!!???
Hades explodes
Pena: wait, I think we still have one way out.
Panic: that's right, we made it mortal, that's good, isn't it?
Hades: fortunately for the three, there is still time to correct their atrocious mistake, just this time do not fail.
{meanwhile, Hercules and Phil fly over Pegasus}
Hercules: whoa, is all of that a city?
Phil: a city with many problems, the unparalleled Thebes, you will be blown away, if you succeed here, you will succeed everywhere
the world
[they enter the crowd] don't get away from me, this city is very dangerous

[they are almost hit by a carriage]


Driver: watch where you are going, dwarf!
Phil: hey! Come and tell me here! Do you see it? I told you, they're crazy
Thief: hey friend
[opens his coat towards Hercules and Phil]
Phil: hey, no, no,
Thief: Do you buy a sundial?
Phil: I'm not interested, okay? Let's go!
Man: the end is near! Do you feel it?
Phil: yes yes yes thank you for the information, thank you, we will take it into account, thank you
(Hercules) you stay on the sidewalk, walk, don't look them in the eyes, they are crazy because they live in a very
Agitated, believe me boy, you arrive like you've fallen from the sky.

Woman: it's a tragedy, we lost everything in the fire


Man: everything except the white angora cat
[Angora (a now electrocute black cat) meows]
Strong man: Was the fire after or before the earthquake?
Thin woman: after the earthquake, I remember it well.
Fat woman: but before the flood
Old man: and of course not to mention the crime
Fat woman: Thebes is falling into a bottomless pit.
Old man: tell me about it, every time we turn around a new monster appears attacking.
Man: only a plague of locusts is missing
A cricket jumps and scares everyone.
Old man: enough! I'm going to Sparta instead!
Hercules: excuse me, it seems to me that what you need is a hero
Strong man: yes, and who are you?
Hercules: I am Hercules and coincidentally I am a hero
[people laugh]
Old man: seriously?
Woman: a hero!
Old man: Have you ever saved a village?
Hercules: no, not exactly
Strong man: have you perhaps avoided any natural disaster?
Hercules: well, no
Strong man: listen to him, he is just another fortune hunter, forget him
Phil: Don't you understand? This guy is a true hero
Man: hey, isn't that the dwarf who trained Achilles?
Phil (getting angry) be very careful Strong man: the little man, yes. You did a good job on Achilles' heel.
Phil: here I have your stub!
(he hits the man and starts to punch him)

Hercules: Phil!
Strong man: is he crazy or what?
Fat woman: young man! We need a professional hero, not an amateur.
Hercules: hey! Stop!
(sigh) how am I going to prove that I am a hero if they don't give me the opportunity?
Phil: you'll have it, what you need is a catastrophe, a disaster
Megara appears in the crowd
Megara: help! Please! Help! There has been a terrible accident
Hercules: Meg?
Phil: why did I have to talk?
Megara: strongman! Hercules! Oh thank God!
Hercules: What happened?
Megara: outside two children were playing in the canyon, there was a landslide, a terrible landslide! They are
trapped!
Hercules: kids? Trapped? Phil! Excellent!
Megara: worry, don't rejoice
Hercules (dragging Meg): let's go!
Megara: no, no, I have a fear of heights!
Phil (running): hey I'm right behind you, dude
(gasping): Uff, but very far back. I need some new hooves.
[Hercules and Megara land and Hercules gets off Pegasus]
Hercules: are you okay?
Megara: yes, but get me down from here before I baptize the pony
Pena (as a child): help!
Panic (like a child): I can't breathe
Please get us out!
Panic (like a child): we are suffocating! Someone call 9-1-1.
Hercules: calm down, I'm going to get them out
Pena (as a child): we won't last much longer
Panic (like a child): get us out or we will be crushed
Hercules lifts a similar rock. The boys run out of it and the audience claps faintly.
Hercules: how are they now?
Panic (like a child): we are very well now
Wow, sir! You are very strong!
Hercules (still holding the rock): thank you, please be more careful next time, okay?
Pena (as a child): of course yes
(they run up and meet Hades)
Hades: Good performance guys, you moved me
Panic: where did you get that 'mister' from?
Pity: I wanted to give the illusion of innocence
Hades: Megara, the actress who sets the stage on fire
(looking at Megara): what talent, what a profile
Megara (quietly): now that you can, jump out of there.
Hercules: Phil, did you see? They even applauded a little.
[Growling begins]
Phil: I’m sorry to disappoint you but those are not applause
[Hydra appears]
Hercules: Phil? What is that called?
Phil: two words: run!!!
Hades: let the dance begin!!!
Hydra and Hercules begin to fight
Phil: use your right hook! Move! Watch your teeth! The left! The left! The other left!
Finally Hercules cuts off the head of Hydra. The public celebrates.
Phil: yes sir! That's my boy
Hercules: See Phil? It wasn't that hard.
(he drops his sword and falls to the ground)
Phil: hey, hey, how many horns do you see?
Hercules: 6?
it's not that bad, you need a shower [Up at Hades' observation point Panic trembles]
Hades: hey, calm down, it's just halftime
[Below, Hercules and Phil hear movement throughout the body of Hydra]
Phil: I don't like that sound.
Hydra gets three new heads
Phil: I told you I didn't like it!
Hercules fights the Hydra on Pegasus, continuing to cut off heads, obtaining more and more new ones.
Phil: Don't you know anything else but to cut off heads!?
Hercules is knocked out of Pegasus and falls in the midst of the necks and heads of Hydra.
Hercules: Phil, I don't think we talked about this in training!!!
Hercules escapes, but falls again on the slope and is now pressed against the wall by one of the claws of
Hydra
Hades: finally the part I enjoy the most, sudden death
Hercules crushes the rock over Hydra and is also buried under the rocks.
Phil: oh, there goes another hero, just like Achilles
Hades: game, set, and match [Hercules appears from the dead leg of Hydra. The audience begins to celebrate now, yes very
strong
Hercules: Phil, you have to admit it, that was very heroic.
Phil: you did it! You did it, son! You beat him by a claw.
Panic: Sorrow is going to destroy us
Megara: wow, what a performance
Cut to the Muses
Calliope (Spoken): since that day our Hercules became famous, he was very well-known, he had it all.

*Beginning of the song*


Oh yeah, blessing, Hercules triumphed
Always popular in opinion polls
What a sweetheart, he steals the show
Put it in front of the monster and the function is filled.
He was a nobody, a zero, zero
Now he is a true hero
He has never taken a step back
From zero to hero without delay
Now he is a hero in a blink.
Her smile made them sigh
And wherever you are, you see his face.
Her beautiful complexion

Fees and earnings one thousand


Meeting and may burn
He is famous and his profile
In each Greek urn is
Say amen, watch it again
Sweet and victorious and scores a ten in everything
Crowd just to see
Your perfect body, those muscles moving
Hercules comes, sees, and conquers
All the people go crazy
He/She has talent and great courage
From zero to hero, a winner
Now he is a hero, a great lord
Who invented the gladiators?
Hercules
Who is a leader with honors?
Hercules
Of great value, powerful
And its flavor? The most delicious.
Hercules, what a man
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules
Blessing, Hercules triumphed, always undefeated.
Exemplar, and how lovely it is, not conceited.
He was a nobody, a zero, zero
Now he is a true hero
All the brands have already broken
Now he is a hero, he is a hero
Our hero, that's who he is
Hades practices shooting at targets
Hades: launch!
Megara: good shot cowboy
Hades: I can't believe it, I've used all my repertoire and not even I-
(go to Pena wearing some registered Hercules sandals) what are you wearing?

Pena: don't you like my sandals? They're aerodynamic.


Hades: I have 24 hours to annihilate that clown or the plan I've been devising for 18 years vanishes and you are
using your merchandise!!!???
Panic interrupts while taking some Cola from a glass - Hercules trademark
Panic: do you want?
[Hades shouting, causing a small earthquake]
Megara: the game is over, the strongman hits all the curves you throw at him
Hades: oh, yes, I think I still haven't sent my sweet Meg good curves.
Megara: ugh, don't even think about it
Hades: Yes, he must have a weakness, because everyone has a weakness, for example, Pandora had a little box.
Trojans got the wrong Trojan, do you understand? And finding out about the strong one is your task.
Megara: I have already fulfilled my part, send your henchmen.

Hades: they couldn't handle him as a baby, take care of him now that he's a man.
Megara: I can no longer deal with men
Hades: hey, it's good that you realize because that's what got you into this problem, isn't it? You sold your soul to
save your boyfriend's life and how did this jerk thank you for it? By leaving you for a hunk. He hurt your feelings didn't he?
Meg?
Megara: Look, I already understand, don't continue.

Hades: and that's precisely why I believe you will accept my new offer, you give me the key to finish off the super fool and
I will give you that which you desire more than anything else in the whole cosmos, your freedom.
Temple of Zeus
Hercules: you should have seen it, father, I subdued the Minotaur, I fought against the Gorgon, as Phil told me, I assessed the situation.
I controlled my strength and attack, people were going crazy! Thank you, thank you!
Zeus: You will succeed, son! I am proud of you
Hercules: I'm glad to hear that, father; I have been waiting for this day.
Zeus: mmm, and what day is that?
Hercules: the day I join the gods
Zeus: you did very well, excellent my son, but you still need a little more, you do not yet show that you are a hero.
true
Hercules: but father, I have defeated every monster I have faced, I am the most famous person in all of Greece,
I am an action figure
Zeus: I fear that being famous is not the same as being a true hero.
Hercules: What can I do?
Zeus: that is something you have to discover for yourself
Hercules: But what's there to-?
Zeus: you will find it in your heart
a lightning strike hits and the statue of Zeus becomes inanimate
Hercules: Dad! Hey!
In the city, a carriage passes by golden doors.
Guide: to your left you will see the villa of Hercules
Inside the villa, Hercules is posing for the drawing of a vase, dressed in a Scar costume from The Lion King.
Disney
Phil: at one o'clock, appointment with King Augeas. He has problems with his stables, don't wear your new sandals.
Hercules: Phil?
Artist: I tell him not to move
Phil: ... The Greek revolution...
Hercules: Phil?
Phil: at 3 you have to meet with the Amazons
Hercules (putting down shield and sword) Phil it doesn't make sense
Artist shouts: I'm fed up!
Phil: don't tear your toga, old man
[The artist shows the paintings to Phil, making it look like a clown and leaves]
Phil: how does it not make sense? You want to go to Olympus, right?
Hercules: Yes, but I don't think any of these things will get me anywhere.
Throw Scar's mask to the ground.
Phil (wiping his face with the mask): don't give up, I'm counting on you.
Hercules: I already gave everything I had.
Phil: listen son, I've seen it all and I assure you, I swear by your daddy Zeus, you have something I've never seen before.
Hercules: like this?
Phil: I can feel it in these fat and hairy legs, there is nothing you can't do [door opens and enters a]
group of girls shouting
Fans: it's him!
Phil: hey! Be careful they are messing it up for me

Fans: grab his arm


Hercules: Phil! Help me
Phil: listen to me! Escape plan beta
Hercules: understood
Phil blows a whistle, fans look at him for a moment and Hercules disappears.
Fans: where is it?
Phil: here it goes girls! It’s going to the terrace!
The girls escape, Phil does too, but when the door closes, Megara appears, walks, and sees the ankles of
Hercules under a curtain
Megara: let's see, what's behind Curtain number 1?
Hercules: Meg?
Megara: calm down, the sea of hormones has settled
Hercules: wow, it's great to see you, I missed you
Megara (throwing herself on a sofa): so this is what a hero does on his day off?
Hercules: I am not a hero
Megara: if you are, everyone in Greece comments that you are better than whole grain bread
Hercules (laughing): I know it's crazy, wherever I go I'm hounded.
Megara: you need to rest, do you think your babysitter will get mad if you sneak out for a bit
Hercules: oh wow, I don't know if Phil has a very busy schedule.
Megara: oh, forget about that dwarf, just follow me, a little jump to the gym, you lift the wall and see you later
Night, exterior
Hercules: wow, what a day, first that restaurant by the bay
Megara: mmm…
Hercules: and then that play, that thing about Oedipus, wow, he really has problems.
Both laugh and thus, two birds sit nearby becoming Pain and Panic to talk to Meg.
Panic: just stop the games already
Come on, girl.
[Hercules turns around and they turn into innocent birds]
Hercules: I didn't know that escaping would be so much fun
Megara: yes, me neither
Hercules: Thank you Meg
Megara: sure, don't thank me yet
(falls on the arms of Hercules) I'm sorry
Hercules: be careful
Megara: fragile ankles
Hercules: Oh really? Then sit down for a moment.
(he takes her to a bench and they sit down)
Megara: do you have a problem with things like this?
(she stretches her leg and lifts it right in front of Hercules's face)
Hercules: um...
Megara: fragile ankles?
Hercules: no, not really
Megara (moving closer to him): do you have any weakness in your knee or elsewhere?
Hercules: no, I'm afraid I'm in excellent shape
Megara: oh strong man, you are perfect
Hercules: thank you
(Throws a coin to jump in the water in a fountain and breaks the arms of the statue of Venus) oops!
Megara: it looks better this way. Seriously.
Hercules: you know? When I was a child, I would have given anything to be like everyone else.
Megara: yes, miserable and dishonest
Hercules: not everyone is like that
Megara: yes, they are
Hercules: you are not it.
Megara: how do you know?
Hercules: I only know that you are the most fascinating woman with fragile ankles.
Megara bumps her back and is pierced by the arrow of a small statue of Amur.
Megara: ouch!
Hercules: Meg, by your side I no longer feel alone
Megara: sometimes it's better to be alone
Hercules: why?
Megara: no one harms you
Hercules: Meg, I would never hurt you.
Megara: Neither do I want to hurt you, so let's do each other a favor and stop because-
Their lips meet for a kiss, but just before that happens a bright light shines on them. It's Phil over
Pegasus imitating a police helicopter
Phil: let's see, that's enough kids, this is over, I searched for you all over the city
Megara: calm down little one, it was my fault
Phil: you are already on my blacklist so don't make it worse.
Pegasus huffs towards Megara, she huffs back, extinguishing the light.
Phil: and as for you, slacker, we will go to the stadium now and you will train there until you burst. Get on the horse!
Hercules: yes, yes, whatever you say
Megara: forgive
Hercules: it will happen to him soon

He bends a huge tree and takes a flower, gives it to Meg and kisses her on the cheek.
Phil: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, be careful! Keep your eyes over there because you might crash.
[a branch finally hits Phil and knocks him to the ground] forbidden to go out at night

[Megara sits alone and smells the flower]


Megara: oh, what's happening to me? I don't understand it.
Song begins: 'I will not speak'

If lies were awarded prizes


I would have already won several.
I am not interested in having boyfriends.
That's history, I already know everything.

Muses:
Who do you think you're fooling?
He is what you want the most.
You try to hide it
What you feel is beautiful
Don't hide it
We know very well where your heart is
Meg:
They are not going to hear me say it, no, no

Muses:
Your dream is, don’t deny it, uh-oh
Meg:
I will never do it, I will not speak of my love
I thought I had already learned
The beginning is always beautiful
My mind says, "Be careful"
Because not everything is wonderful
Muses:
Clearly we see
That you want it and miss it.
We will not accept it
Realize that you love him/her.
Try to admit it
You must accept it
You are very much in love.
Meg:
They are not going to hear me say it, no, no

Muses:
Just give up, your smile is of love
Meg:
Do not insist anymore, I will not say that it is love.

Muses:
Whether you like it or not, love has caught you.

Meg:
Don't ask me to say it anymore.
They will never make me say it.
Muses:
His pride doesn't allow him to talk about love.

Meg:
No one will know, I won't talk about my love
Muses: Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo Sha-la-la-la-la-la-laHaaa
*end of song*
[Hades appears]
Hades: What's new, Meg? And what is the weak point of the strong guy?
Megara: get another one, I'm not doing it
Hades: sorry sorry, could you repeat that because I think I have something in my ear-
Megara: then read my lips! I will not do it!!!
Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet mushroom, you don't forget a little detail, it's tiny tiny but it's very
important
I am your master!!!
Phil stands up from the ground
Phil: Did I grow another horn or what? Hercules is going to do abs all month.
Hades (a Meg): if I say 'sing' you say 'sure, in what key?', if I say 'I want Tontules' head in a'
tray
Phil: oh, I always suspected her, she's going to break his heart
Hades: did you hear that? It's the song of your freedom flying out the window forever
Megara: I won't do it, I won't help you hurt him.
Phil escapes
Hades: oh Meg, please, how can you go so crazy over a fool?
Megara: he is different, he is honest, kind, and would never dare to hurt me.
Hades: he's a fool
Megara: besides, your highness cannot defeat him, he has no weaknesses, he is like a-
Hades: I think Meg has them, I really think so.
Hercules is training
Hercules: ha ha! Whoo hoo!
[Phil walks sadly]
Hey Phil, what happened to you?
Phil: son, I need to talk-
Hercules: oh, Phil, today was the best day of my life. I can't stop thinking about Meg. She's fabulous.
Phil: hey, I need to tell you something. Do you want to come down and listen?
Hercules: why go down if I'm already in the clouds
Jump to the clouds. Meanwhile, a false Pegasus appears and makes the Pegasus chase it. In a stable, the Pegasus
false is divided into two parts that become Sorrow and Panic
Damn him!
Back to the stadium
Phil: yes, very nice. What I want to tell you is that-
Hercules: If it weren't for you, I would never have met her.
Phil: let me go!
Hercules: it's fabulous
Phil: listen to me!
Hercules: rule number 38: come on Phil raise the guard. I'll tell you two words: fa!
Phil: listen to me! She is-
Hercules: an ideal dream?
Phil: I don't believe it
Hercules: more beautiful than Aphrodite?
Phil: besides that-
Hercules: the most beautiful
Phil: she is a fraud! She is just playing with you, nothing more!
Hercules: oh come on! Don't be playing around.
Phil: I am not playing
Hercules: you're upset about today, but it's not that big of a deal.
Phil: it's just that you don't understand
Hercules: I understand that I love her
Phil: she never loved you
Hercules: you are crazy
Phil: she's nothing more than a filthy, false, lying snake!
Hercules (hits Phil): shut up!
Phil flies and hits himself a little. Phil, I'm sorry.

Phil: okay, I understand you, you are the one who doesn't want to understand
Hercules: Phil, where are you going?
Phil: I'm taking the first boat, I'm going home
Hercules: well, goodbye! I don't need you.
Phil: I wanted to make you the king of champions, not the king of clowns.
Phil is leaving. Hades enters.
Hades: wow, the little guy has his character, huh? Voila! I am Hades, the god of death. Hello, how are you?
Hercules: not now, right?
Hades: I only ask you for a few seconds, plus I speak quickly. I have a very important real estate business.
and you little devil, I can tell you, you appear constantly in my path
Hercules: you are confusing me with someone else

Hades: hey you piece of... he-he you- you boy, I will be eternally grateful if you take a vacation from this
It's a matter of being the hero. The monsters and disasters can wait a day.
Hercules: you are insane
Hades: no, don't go, because it turns out I have an ace up my sleeve and I would like to show it to you.
Megara appears
Hercules: Meg!
Megara: don't believe anything he says

she disappears
Hercules: let her go!
Hades: this is the deal, you give up your strength for just 24 hours, let's say the next 24 hours and Meg goes free
safe and sound, we laughed, danced, embraced each other, and we all leave happy and content, what do you think?
Hercules: many will be hurt, right?
Hades: no, well I admit it's a possibility like everything in the War but well, it doesn't matter, what does it matter
People! Isn't Meg your sweet beauty what matters most to you?
Hercules: Enough!
Hades: Is it not?
Hercules: you have to swear that he will be safe from all harm.
Hades: fine, okay. You win, Meg safe or you regain all your strength, clause 5 of the contract, blah, blah, blah,
What do you say, will you close the deal? Hey! I don't have time for this, I have plans for August, I need an answer today!
one! At two!
Hercules: I'll do it!
Hades: good! Give me those five!
[They shake hands and He takes all of Hercules' strength away]
Hades: you will feel somewhat weak, but that's normal. Why not just not feel?! Now you know what it feels like to be like
everyone else, isn't it something peculiar? And you're going to love this, Meg, sweetheart, it's done. You are free. By the way, don't you think
this beauty is a great actress
Megara: enough
Hercules: what are you talking about?
Hades: I mean that your little cookie was working for me all the time
Hercules: no, it's not true!
Panic (like a child): help (coughs)
Pena (as a child): heavens sir, you are very strong
(in normal voice) ha- ha
Hades: we have to give credit to the girl, my darling
Megara: it wasn't like that, I don't want to, it's just that I- forgive me-

Pain and Panic: goodbye to my hero! Goodbye to my hero!


Hades: well, I'm leaving. There is a whole cosmos waiting for me and the title is in my name. No more preliminaries,
Let's go to the main event!
The stars are aligned and the door of the Titans opens.
Hades: brothers! Titans! How do you suffer in your gloomy prison? Who imprisoned you there?
Titans: Zeus!
Hades: and now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?
Titans: destroy it
Hades releases the Titans
Hades: well said
Lythos: crush Zeus
Hydros: Freeze it!
Pyros: Melt it!
Stratos: Destroy it!
Titans: Zeus!
Hades: hey, guys, Olympus is that way
Lythos: Zeus!
Hydros: Zeus!
Hades: Hey chubby, wait
Cyclops: Huh?
Hades: I have a special job for you
Olympus. Hermes, the first to see the titans.
Hermes: Ah. Huh?
Lythos: Destroy!
Hermes: oh god! Problems! Serious problems!
[Coming to Olympus] sir, sir, the titans have escaped and they are almost here!

Zeus: sound the alarm! Launch the counterattack immediately, do it! Do it!
Hermes: actually champion
Gods prepare for war
Areus: To the charge!
Zeus (Throwing lightning at Lythos in vain): ah!!
Mars (being swallowed by Stratos): gust of wind!
Hades (seeing this): Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom! Hah!
[Meanwhile, Titan 5 searches for Hercules, destroying Thebes]
Cyclops: Hercules, where is he?
Tall woman: So what do we do now?
Fat man: Where is Hercules?
Old man: Yes, he will save us.
Cyclops: Hercules! Fight!!!
Megara (to Hercules who is starting to leave): what are you doing? Without your strength, it's going to kill you.
Hercules: there are worse things.
Cyclops: Fight!
Megara: Wait! No!
Strong man: Look over there! It's Hercules!
Fat woman: Hercules! We are saved!
Cyclops: So you are Hercules!
[Hits Hercules who flies and crashes into a mosaic of himself. Meanwhile, Megara finds Pegasus.
tied in the stables
Megara: calm down, relax! Stop moving and listen, Hercules is in danger. We have to find Phil, he is the
the only thing that makes him come to his senses

[Meanwhile in Olympus, the battle between Zeus and the Titans continues]
Zeus: Back, cursed one!
Lythos destroys the door of Olympus
Hades: wow! How fierce!
Lythos: Zeus!
Phil is about to leave Thebes and is walking towards a boat.
Sailor: Everyone! Get on board! We have to escape!
Megara: Phil! Hercules needs you
Phil: What do you need from me if you have friends like you?
Megara: doesn't want to listen to me
Phil: wow! Finally learned something good!
Megara: I did wrong and I recognize it, but it's not about me anymore, it's about him. If you don't help him now, he will die.

Olympus
Zeus: I need more lightning
Hermes: Hephaestus has been captured, sir, everyone has been captured [Pain and Panic capture him] me too! Watch out
with the glasses
Pyros and Hydros create a mountain of ice and fire with Zeus at the top.
Hades: Zeus! I'm here, my love!
Zeus: Hades! Are you the one responsible for this!?
Hades: and why should I tell you no
Cyclops plays with Hercules
Cyclops: Get out!
Phil: Hercules!
Hercules: Phil.
Phil: come on dude, fight! He's a ball of cellulite, he's just a blowhard! Look at him!
Hercules: you were right Phil, dreaming is useless
Phil: no, no, no kid, you shouldn't give up. I came back to you because I haven't given up, I can do great things, that
how are you?

[Cyclops grabs Hercules]


Cyclops: I'm going to rip off heads!
Hercules burns the face of Cyclops with a torch
Phil: that's my boy
While Cyclops is screaming, Hercules ties Cyclops' feet as he falls from a manhole. His fall causes a
earthquake, which causes a pillar to start falling on Hercules
Megara: Hercules, watch out!
[He pushes her out of the way of the pillar and is hit by the]
Hercules: Meg! No!!!
(Hercules lifts the pillar, regaining his strength)
What's happening?

Megara: the spell was broken, he promised that he would not hurt me
Hercules: Meg, you didn't have to-
Megara: sometimes crazy things are done for love
Hercules: Meg, Meg, I—I--
Megara: you are always so eloquent, you don't have much time left, you can still stop Hades
Phil: I will take care of her, son.
Hercules: You will be fine Meg, it's a promise.
Olympus: Chained Gods
Pena: one, two, three, four, all together! I'm not listening to you!
Hermes: Oh, oh!
Zeus (Being frozen on one side and burned on the other): I swear Hades that when I get out of this--
He is finally buried under lava
Hades: Now I am the one giving the orders, bearded one, and I think I'm going to like it.
Hercules: don't relax too much Hades!
Areus: Hercules!
Hercules: with this we will tie
(Break the chains that held the Gods)
Hermes (Hitting Pain and Panic): Yes, Hercules! That's my hero!
Hades: catch him!
[Pyros fails to hit Hercules and covers Hades in lava]
Hades: To him! Not to me! To him! Follow my finger! To him!
[Hydros' ice rain trying to harm Hercules freezes Hades] to the horse

Hercules opens the mountain and frees Zeus


Zeus: thank you my son
Meanwhile, Pegasus is chasing Pain and Panic.
Pena: he will come after us
Zeus (a Hephaestus): with a spear
(grab two parts of rays) now you will see your father in action
Lythos: uh-oh
Rayo blows up Lythos's head, the other titans leave.
Hades: Listen up! Use your titanic strength and start kicking Olympic butts!
Pegasus blows on Hades' head and the blue fire that was his hair goes out.
Who blew out the candle?
Meanwhile, Hercules catches Stratos and sucks in Lythos, Hydros,
and Pyros. He throws them into the cosmos where they explode]
Zeus (high-fiving Hercules): Hah!
Hercules: Whoo-hoo!
Hades is leaving: thank you strong man! But I still have a consolation prize. For your friend who is dying for
worm
Hercules: Meg!
Atropos cuts the thread of life and Megara dies.
Hercules reaches her: Meg? Meg! No!
Phil: hey dude, there are things that cannot be changed
Hercules: if there are any
In the Underworld
Hades: we were so close, so close and we stumbled in the end because our young lady wanted to play the good one.
Cerberus the three-headed dog enters through the wall, Hercules on top of the middle head
Hercules: where is Meg?
Hades: oh, look who arrived. It's too much!
Hercules grabs Hades: I warn you
Hades: oh please! [They walk through the underworld] Come, come, come here, I'll show you, I'll show you. How small it is the
underworld

they arrive at the edge of a river. Hercules looks at Meg inside it.
Hercules: Meg!
The hand that dips into the water ages.
Hades: ah no no no! Don't touch. You know, Meg is now hanging out with new friends and they are not very lively.
I propose something to you
Hades: mmm, the son of my great rival trapped in the river of death?
Hercules: at one!
Hades: Will there be a trick here?
Hercules: at two!
Hades: it's fine, it's fine, alright, alright, you take her out, she goes out, you stay
[Hercules throws himself] ah, I almost forgot, you will die before you reach her, any problem?

Hercules swims, becoming older and older. Atropos is about to cut the thread of life, but suddenly it lights up and
the scissors cannot cut it.
Atropos: oh?
Lachesis: what happens to these scissors?
Clotho: the thread cannot be cut
Shining and again your Hercules floats out of the river with Meg in his arms.
Hades: this—this is impossible! You can't be alive because you would have to be a--
Pain and Panic: a God?
Hades: Hercules! You can't, you can't do--
[Hercules hits him in the face] I think I deserved it. Herc, listen, your dad is a big softie, isn't he?
Why don't you talk to him so we can sort out this misunderstanding, what do you say? Meg, please convince him, tell him that eh---
[Hercules hits Hades and flies into the river of death. The souls try to drown him] eew, let me go! Don't hold me!
Touch! Get your disgusting souls off me
Panic: he's going to kill us when he comes out of there!
Pena: You want to say if it comes out
Panic: yes... well said, bug
Hades: I don't feel well!
(disappears)
Exterior, Hercules brings Meg's soul and returns it to her body.
Megara: my love, you didn't have to--
Hercules: sometimes crazy things are done for love, Meg
They are about to kiss, but suddenly a cloud appears below them, sent by Zeus, and they fly towards Olympus.
Phil: Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Whoo!
Pegasus lifts Phil and takes him away.
Olympus. Multitude of Gods welcome Hercules
Areus: long live the great Hercules!
Hermes: oh yes! Hooray! Flowers for everyone!
Hera: oh Hercules, we are proud of you
Hercules: mother
Zeus: Good job, kid! You did it! You are a true hero!
Hera: you offered your own life to rescue that young woman.
Zeus: a true hero is not defined by the size of his muscles but by the size of his Heart. Now at last my son can
go back home.
Doors open, the gods rejoice for Hercules. Megara stands aside.
Megara: congratulations strongman, you will be an excellent god
[Hercules turns around and sees her leaving]
Hercules: Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of, but life without my beloved Meg,
Even immortal life would be empty. I want to go to the land with her, I found the place where I belong.

Finally, they kiss and Hercules stops shining.


Hermes: and as the girls say!

Song begins: "A champion is born"


Muses sing:
From the top we are going to exclaim
A champion was born
It's time to celebrate
A champion was born
Let's hear a strong hallelujah
Shining he arrived
Come and sing, let it be heard now
A champion was born
Yes, a champion was born
Of the heroes, the most popular
A champion was born
All together we are going to shout
A champion was born
And remember that adversity
With heart you will overcome
You will also be able to be a hero
Here the constellation of Hercules appears
Always keep faith in yourself
Phil sees the strong man pointing at the constellation and says, 'it's Phil's boy.'
Follow your ideal to the end.
Every night arrives
A new star
To shine a great champion
Final credits begin, song continues
Like a lighthouse in the darkness
A champion was born
Destroying all evil
A champion was born
Just when everything was worse
The boy fixed it.
And without a doubt, he will shine
Your sign Capricorn is
He was supposed to be a great champion

We saw that a champion was born


Of the heroes, the most popular
A champion was born
Everyone strong we are going to shout
A champion was born
And remember when you are sad
Within you is the power
To be a hero too
Always have faith in yourself
Follow your ideal to the end
Every night arrives
A new star

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