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Peacemaker Project Audition Script

The document is a revised audition script for 'The Peacemaker Project' featuring dialogue between characters Peacemaker, Robin da Hood, Uncle Asshole, and an AI. The script emphasizes themes of peace, chaos, and emotional manipulation through witty exchanges. It encourages improvisation while maintaining the tone of the scenes.

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Peacemaker Project Audition Script

The document is a revised audition script for 'The Peacemaker Project' featuring dialogue between characters Peacemaker, Robin da Hood, Uncle Asshole, and an AI. The script emphasizes themes of peace, chaos, and emotional manipulation through witty exchanges. It encourages improvisation while maintaining the tone of the scenes.

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Revised Audition Script – The Peacemaker Project

Date: May 21, 2025

INSTRUCTIONS: Perform the main character's lines. You may have a second reader
provide the supporting lines. Improvisation is welcome within the tone of the scene.

Scene 1: The Peacemaker (Narrator + Robin da Hood)


PEACEMAKER (calm, commanding):
Day or night, robe or hoodie, I walk in peace.
But carry no piece? That ain’t easy in a world full of chaos.
Still… I forgive. I accept. I tolerate. That’s my power—F.A.T.
But when that runs out...

ROBIN DA HOOD (offscreen, mocking):


You talkin’ to yourself again, robe-walker? You need help, old man.

PEACEMAKER:
No. What I need… is a broom. ’Cause it’s time to sweep the bullshit.

Scene 2: Uncle Asshole + Peacemaker


UNCLE ASSHOLE (grumbling, sly):
I didn’t sign nothin’. Ain’t nobody told me this was real.

PEACEMAKER (offscreen):
You signed it with a wing in your hand. We got sauce on the contract.

UNCLE ASSHOLE:
Look, Dave got money. Why don’t you go talk to Dave?
You always comin’ at me with these damn letters. I’m tired, man!

Scene 3: Robin da Hood + AI (Anonymous Intellect)


ROBIN DA HOOD (fast-talking, slick):
Yo, I’m here on behalf of Uncle A. He said y’all tryna play him.

AI (offscreen, robotic calm):


He missed his deadline. Emotional manipulation will not override data integrity.

ROBIN DA HOOD:
Dang, AI! Y’all cold. That’s why nobody invites you to the barbecue.

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