Fun and Funny Riddles
Time to laugh! Yes, these riddles aren’t all funny – some are a little punny. Others are strange and
unexpected, but that makes them exciting. You’re only allowed to have fun during these riddles, no
fighting.
“When fun gets deep enough, it can heal the world.”
The Oaqui
1. Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
(Answer) Because they have no body to go with.
2. What kind of music can you hear in space?
(Answer) A nep-tune
3. How do chiropractors swim laps?
(Answer) They do back stroke
4. Two girls were born to the same mother, at the same time, on the same
day, in the same month and in the same year and yet somehow, they’re not
twins. Why not?
(Answer) Because there was a third girl, which makes them
triplets!
5. A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and
rode back out on Friday. How is this possible?
(Answer) His horses name was Friday.
6. I am a precious little thing, dancing and eating all the time. Watch me
from a distance, so you can feel my warm and gentle love. But don't come
to close or my next meal you could be!
(Answer) Fire
7. The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them,
And the mouth tastes them.
What are they?
(Answer) Grapes
8. A precious stone, as clear as diamond.
Seek it out whilst the sun is near the horizon. Though you can walk on
water with its power, Try to keep it, and it'll vanish within an hour.
(Answer) Ice
9. The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, the kind
men show it. Love
(Answer)
10. Old McDonald owns me. What am I?
(Answer) A farm
11. I spit a lot. You can get wool from me. What am I?
(Answer) A llama
12. I work when I play and play when I work.
(Answer) A musician
13. I look at you, you look at me I raise my right, you raise your left What is this
object?
Mirror
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
(Answer) Carpet
14. What can fill a room but takes up no space?
(Answer) Light
15. Who always enjoys poor health?
(Answer) The doctor
16. What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
(Answer) Jumping to conclusions.
17. Why did the pony cough?
(Answer) He was a little horse.
18. What superhero is terrible at their job because they always get lost and are
late?
(Answer) Wander woman
19. What goes around and around the wood, but never goes into the wood?
(Answer) The bark on a tree.
20. How is Europe like a frying pan?
(Answer)