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Austrian Economics Rap Battle

The poem discusses political and economic ideologies, criticizing Keynesianism and praising Austrian economics. It accuses Keynesians of manipulating narratives and censoring opposing viewpoints, while portraying Austrians as defending history and debating their opponents. The poem ends by warning that without defenders of Austrian economics, its ideas would perish.

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Austrian Economics Rap Battle

The poem discusses political and economic ideologies, criticizing Keynesianism and praising Austrian economics. It accuses Keynesians of manipulating narratives and censoring opposing viewpoints, while portraying Austrians as defending history and debating their opponents. The poem ends by warning that without defenders of Austrian economics, its ideas would perish.

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Dialogue

You can’t talk with me unless you walk with me


while I carry a box of chalks, and it’s not a mockery
of your overweening confidence in Keynesian fallacy.
While that cultish movement has caused every travesty
of humanity, we the original Austrians would restore sanity
of our society. Misesians, Hayekians, we in the same family.

In a rap battle, this ain’t no monologue.


This a dialogue, you got to attack the ideologue.
Capitulate? No way, I am no bogus slim shady
who was fronting on ye, and he then walked away!
Political discourse is a show, more of a joke.
If you own the ideological box, they coerce you to choke.
Pushing Hillsdale down to nothing; Loyola ain’t no foe,
but some ungrateful traitors at Mason decided to yoke
the narrative with his open-border pamphlet like a clown.
He fell victim to Hazlitt’s trap, that’s what I found,
And yo, when these radical an-caps get into trouble,
They call the Po-Po and forget the case tomorrow.

Keynesians wave their hands at the center of Chase,


enjoying the slow pace with a Mercedes suitcase.
While defeating the state, make Economics their maid;
While defending the history, this or that, that they faked.
When Austrians debate them, they cut the feed off.
They don’t allow Laffer to carry a Napkin and show it off.
They make people have wishes by proposing the rust stitches
while collecting the state checks, that’s the source of their riches.
They had no game, no faith, just a clickbait,
Traitor of the Christ, Hater of the Great.
No more entourage, no more Pseudo-Math, no more laughter
No more political patronage, ready for the next Chapter.

Oops, he an economist with an engineering degree!


Ready for social engineering, what a melee!
His dehumanizing features feature a caterwauling
man just Stalin’, how appalling! With the mic, he’s talking!
But man, this ain’t no Moscow, the internet, he’s picking cherries,
The next day in the morning, he could be playing Katy Perry
as if the Donkey and the Elephant could make him merry
because he’s viral on reddit dissing us, and he’s ready

Read it, buy it, or you’ll lose it


in the box they set you up, they’ll end you up in a minute.
This the last chance, oh boy, you better cherish
as without we the soldiers, we would be forced to perish.

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