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Construction Engineering Design Notes

The document recounts a humorous encounter on the subway where the author is confronted by a woman for taking up too much space. The author uses logic functions as a metaphor for trying to adjust their seating position to accommodate her. Ultimately, the situation resolves itself when an MTA metro boss intervenes, allowing the train to continue without further conflict.

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Construction Engineering Design Notes

The document recounts a humorous encounter on the subway where the author is confronted by a woman for taking up too much space. The author uses logic functions as a metaphor for trying to adjust their seating position to accommodate her. Ultimately, the situation resolves itself when an MTA metro boss intervenes, allowing the train to continue without further conflict.

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CCE 4811 Construction Engineering Design – Course Study Notes

 a while back I was sitting on the redline making my way to Lincoln Laboratory and I just felt
like taking up an entire boothlike seat because sometimes I don't care so much for when a large
sloth comes and squeezes up next to me
 so anyways, I had my legs spread like a logic function and this pint-size battleaxe of a woman
comes up to me and just starts fem-splining to me about how I shouldn't be so selfish and take
up the entire seat, “you've got some fem-splining to do mister! Or something or other”
 she then threatens to stick her arm out the side of the redline door to hold the entire gatdam
subway train up until I turn my legs into some sort of short-circuit logic OR function versus the
AND function I was enjoying
 so I try to reason with this battleaxe and I assume a plus sign position with my legs crossed,
which kind of took up less space, but still prevented her from passing, and she continued to
stick her hand out the side of the subway train!
 At this point, I wasn't sure what leg shape logic function to assume so I pulled out my pocket
calculator to start looking at functions
 equal sign? Nope, that will take up the entire bench
 so as I am scanning my calculator for an appropriate leg orientation, the MTA metro boss rolls
on up to find out what is preventing the doors from closing and sees the battleaxe with one of
her swords jutting out the side of the train
 he then asks her to step outside to discuss the issue
 she agrees and steps outside
 at this point, the door closes and the MTA metro boss quickly walks away because he doesn't
actually give a shit and just wants people moving in cans
 I then look out and the battleaxe is giving me her own logic function as the train pulls away
 double sheffer strokes.

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