PC Engine Gamer Issue 2
PC Engine Gamer Issue 2
GAMER
ISSUE 2 • OCTOBER 2010 • FREE
REVIEWED
PLATFORM COMBAT
最後の忍道
NINJA SPIRIT
PROVING THAT
EVERYTHING
IS MORE FUN
IN A THREESOME
PLUS
PREHISTORIC SHOOTING
ドラゴンスピリット
DRAGON SPIRIT
WHY THE GIRLS LOVE A GUY WITH THREE HEADS
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Ninja Spirit
In the late 1980s, tensions were high and the world was on the brink
of war. Two factions glared at each other across a sea of differences as
their ideologies clashed. It seemed that only bloodshed would answer
that ultimate question: Which is cooler, ninjas or pirates?
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Captain Jack would craftily She may have sunk a big He would just sit on them, the
weave a web of lies around movie company, but Morgan fat bastard.
the ninjas, confusing them has a fiery temper and boobs.
until their heads exploded. Ninjas have no boobs, so they
lose.
Pirates 1 : Ninjas 0 Pirates 2 : Ninjas 0 Pirates 3 : Ninjas 0
6 Pirates of the Caribbean ©Disney. Cutthroat Island ©1995 Cutthroat Productions LP/Momentum Pictures. Captain Pugwash © 2009 Gullane (Development) Ltd/John Ryan
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TOTAL SCORE
/1000
MAKER: IREM • YEAR: 1990 • FORMAT: HUCARD
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SEXY!
Dragon Spirit
Shoot ‘em ups eh? All set in space full of ships and lasers, designed to
appeal to the nerdy bespectacled sci-fi geeks. Well not this one, which is
quite clearly a serious paleontological study on the later Mesozoic Era.
Well that’s what I thought before I read the plot. It has something to do
with some butt-ugly demon who has fooled
his prison guards and legged it, then a hero
dude comes along with his shiny sword
and big ideas and gets himself turned into
a dragon to save the world. You know, the
usual stuff.
Much of his extra power comes from destroying giant prehistoric eggs
that litter the landscape, so it’s really no surprise that every dino on the
planet is set on revenge. After
“...having three heads all, if you went into a nursery
might sound awesome...” and started eating babies, I’m
sure you wouldn’t be the most
popular person in the world. But in this case it’s worse. I mean, even the
frikkin’ trees are out to get him.
But nevertheless, these taste pretty good - good enough to increase his
firepower, or even grow an extra head. Naturally, having three heads
might sound awesome, but it also makes him a bigger target, so he has
to keep those six eyes open.
At this point you might be wondering what exactly makes this game
stand out from any other vertically scrolling shooter. Well the answer is
not much, but some. And before you try to figure
out if that made any sense, I should probably
elaborate.
Nessie is scary fast but powerful The phoenix has some very hard Destroying the ground pods is
shots take him out easily. to dodge lava rocks. Concentrate! key to snuffing out this plant.
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Audio is a high point however. The sound effects are functional, but
“It’s not a game you the music is just fantastic. The tunes
are catchy without being too twee, the
can rush through.” sound used is buzzy and appealing, and
there are some truly great compositions
here. While taken individually it may have less impact, but as a collection,
the music is some of my favourite chip work on the PC Engine.
Good Egg
Everyone knows that eggs are good for your
health, and this is also true in Dragon Spirit.
768
TOTAL SCORE
/1000
MAKER: NAMCO • YEAR: 1988 • FORMAT: HUCARD
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Gaming Tongue
The world of gaming is not confined to the PC Engine.
Joe Redifer gives you a taste of whatever else is out there.
The game features 2 MEGA POWER for some amazing visuals, fantastic
music and lots of different stages. You power up your weapons and
abilities throughout as well as find secret rooms and areas. The game can
seem very difficult, but I managed to be able to beat it regularly without
any cheats back when I was 14. 14 year-olds are teenagers. Teenagers
aren’t even real people, otherwise they’d be adults. If a non-person can
beat it, you stand a chance, too! But you must stick with it. Don’t try
to use the level select, you’ll die really fast since it doesn’t come with
the upgrades you earn throughout the game. A must in anyone’s SMS
collection to be sure. JR
The arcade game, which never saw a home Costumes designed by ‘Queer Eye for the Bad Guy’.
version, plays like another arcade game called Devastators, also by
Konami, in which you run forward into the screen with massive amounts
of blocky, scaling objects coming at you. There is a lot more on-screen
this time compared to Devastators, and the game is much zippier. You
basically just move your character left or right while moving an on-screen
cursor around to murder various Cobra soldiers. That’s right, murder.
Cobra, who has never been able to kill even one person in its entire
existence, has earned the death penalty for each and every enlisted
member. You can also shoot a mega-bomb which is different for each
character.
very blocky and really show off Cobra’s FABULOUS colour coordination.
Forget about being stealthy, any Cobra vehicle could be seen hundreds
of miles away with the crazy pastel colours they chose to adorn their
vehicles and uniforms with. JR
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Interview
Feena • Ys [Link]
PCEG: We’re here today with Feena, a
Goddess of Ys. Thank you for joining us
Feena.
Feedback
Good or bad, let’s hear it
(unless it’s bad)
The feedback from the first issue of PCEG has been wonderful, and
although it will probably dry up now and you’ll never see another letters
page again, here is a spattering of what you’ve said so far. And if you want
to get in touch (feel free to comment or ask me about anything) then you
can write to paul@[Link].
Purely fantastic read! Thank you Sunteam Looks great, but isn’t there an easy way to
from the bottom of my stomach lining. download the whole thing?
Mathius ccovell
Well thank you sir, particularly for mentioning Hello to you and all the other Euro PC Engine
my YouTube channel, which has lots of yummy Fans. The ‘Engine is often the forgotten
PC Engine goodness. And don’t forget the retro machine and we need to promote its
Facebook page for essential updates on both goodness as much as we can. In fact, anyone
PC Engine Gamer and the PC Engine Software who takes a picture of them holding a sign
Bible site at [Link]. That is the about the PC Engine in an exotic place and
end of this public service announcement. SP sends it in to me will win, erm, nothing. SP
Translation Fun
Thanks to Google Translate, here are some comments from Blog WiiClube
([Link] Thanks guys!
Very crazy the hood! 16 Turbografx 16 was the bit of NEC. It
mark was a great island, with good games and
very nice graphics. He had some games
Mental the pocket! SP that were copies of the successes of other
systems , but had the best of all Bronx too,
I prefer PC same engine (easier to read and just to cite one example. But at that time,
speak) I honestly know very little seobre this war between Sega and Nintendo, NEC did
video game, or knew him, I only know of not have the chops to play the contest.
its existence when I read ROMS PC Engine It is worth quoting the notebook NEC tb.
emulation on a website. But what I know, His performance was equal to the console
he was a oncorrente the SNES and Mega table, and games could be used on both
Drive, also taking their glorious games. But the console and in the laptop. At the time
never played any. my dream was not realized consumption.
THIAGO MARTINS torreal
Well get your finger out and play some! SP I agree (I think). SP
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6. Sapphire
Although pre-rendered sprites are a bit of a lame cop-out, this get points for the nice
animation and tenacity of the boss as it transforms several times before going belly-up in a
lovely looking explosion. Kabloooooey!
22 L-Dis ©1991 NCS/Masaya. Cotton ©1993 Hudson Soft/Success. Hana Taka Daka!? ©1991 Taito. Darius Plus ©1990 NEC Avenue/Taito. Sapphire ©1995 Hudson Soft.
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4. Forgotten Worlds
Paramecium may be a doddle to
kill, but the classic design with ring
3. Aldynes
Just when you think it’s coming up from
of swirling garbage makes this a
behind (fnar), this beast does a jaw dropping
winner.
transformation that you really don’t expect.
2. Spriggan
A wingéd ship may not be
that impressive, but the first
time you see all the tiny
little soldiers rush into it,
it’s just really,
really cool.
Aren’t they
just cute?
1. R-Type
If you looked up ‘boss’ in the
dictionary, this is what you will
see. Accompanied by the most
memorable boss music ever, the
appearance of Dobkeratops is
one that you will never forget.
An all-time classic.
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