(function() {
var script = [Link]("SCRIPT")
[Link] = "[Link]
[Link] = "text/javascript"
[Link] = function() {
var $ = [Link]
massiveL()
}
[Link]("head")[0].appendChild(script)
})()
massiveL = () => {
let startTime = 30000
let meme = [Link]("div")
[Link] = "meme"
let stage = 0
let delay = 2500
let v = 1
setup = () => {
[Link] = "absolute"
[Link] = "hidden"
[Link] = "block"
[Link](meme)
zoo = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
4890/kavalakuchek.mp3")
}
morganFreeman = (timout) => {
let element = [Link]("div")
[Link] = "absolute"
[Link] = "400px"
[Link] = "400px"
[Link] = "-290px"
[Link] =
"url('[Link]
[Link]') no-repeat"
[Link] = "100%"
[Link] = "center"
[Link](element)
$(element).animate({
marginTop: "+=300",
}, 5000, () => {
setTimeout(() => {
$(element).animate({marginTop: "-=300"})
}, timout);
})
}
nokia = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
5690/bataliona.mp3")
}
smiley = (timeout) => {
playVideo("[Link]
2480/[Link]-smiley-faces.de_-_BlueConvert.[Link]", 1300, 200, 400, 500, 1,
timeout)
}
keemstar = (timeout) => {
playVideo("[Link]
7850/hasmiiiii-1.mp4", 50, 300, 300, 300, 1, timeout)
}
hamood = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
7872/Hamood_habibi_-_BlueConvert.com.mp3")
}
subhan = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
5136/Allah_Subhan_Allah.mp3")
}
roach = () => {
playVideo("[Link]
1258/slavi_otlichen_6.mp4", 30, 870, 265, 175, 0.25)
}
daniel = () => {
playVideo("[Link]
4436/80030159_140728267342267_1342606559933507272_n.mp4", 500, 500, 300, 75, 0.5,
10000)
}
lebronJames = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
7796/Lebron_James_Sound_Effect_-_BlueConvert.com.mp3")
}
sven = () => {
showImage("[Link]
8532/[Link]", 0, 0, 1920, 1080, 1000000, 0.2)
}
ralf = () => {
let t = true
const img =
showImage("[Link]
1424/[Link]", 2000, 200, 300, 600, 600000000, 1)
const anim = (dir) => {
$(img).animate({marginLeft: dir + "=2500"}, 2000)
t = !t
}
setInterval(() => {
anim(t ? "-" : "+")
}, 20000);
}
underTheWater = () => {
playVideo("[Link]
2350/Bulgarian_Gang.mp4", 1600, 900, 300, 200, 1)
}
burgerKing = () => {
showImage("[Link]
4625/K9sFLKtw_400x400.png", 1400, 700, 400, 300, 200000000, 1)
}
footLetuce = () => {
showImage("[Link]
3188/[Link]", 1400, 100, 400, 300, 200000000, 1)
}
showImage = (source, x, y, width, height, timeout, opacity) => {
let element = [Link]("div")
[Link] = "absolute"
[Link] = width + "px"
[Link] = height + "px"
[Link] = y + "px"
[Link] = x + "px"
[Link] = `url('${source}') no-repeat`
[Link] = "cover"
[Link] = "center"
[Link] = opacity
[Link](element)
setTimeout(() => {
[Link](element)
}, timeout)
return element
}
pakistan = () => {
const coord = randomCoord()
playVideo("[Link]
[Link]", coord.x, coord.y, 400,
200, 1, 5000)
}
fly = () => {
showImage("[Link]
0187/[Link]", 1730, 700, 200, 200, 100000, 1)
}
knocking = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
3566/Crazy_Realistic_Knocking_Sound_Troll_Twitch_Streamers1.mp3")
}
ad = () => {
const img =
showImage("[Link]
6696/[Link]", 1430, 0, 414, 312, 100000, 1)
[Link] = 10000
}
regularShow = () => {
playAudio("[Link]
0436/Regular_Show_-_Intro_HD.mp3")
}
playAudio = (source) => {
var audio = new Audio(source)
[Link] = true
[Link] = 0.09
[Link]()
}
randomCoord = () => {
var x = [Link]([Link]() * (1080 / 2 + 1))
var y = [Link]([Link]() * (1920 + 1))
return {x, y}
}
setVolume = (_v) => {
v = _v > 1 ? 1 : _v
}
disc = () => {
let p = [Link]("div")
[Link] = "KUDE E PEDALA SHE MU OTREJA GLAVATA NA TOQ PEDAL"
[Link] = "white"
[Link] = "absolute"
[Link] = "600px"
[Link] = "red"
[Link] = "1920px"
[Link] = "center"
[Link] = "300%"
[Link] = "Comic Sans MS, cursive, sans-serif"
[Link] = "abolsute"
[Link] = 1000,
[Link](p)
}
playVideo = (_source, x, y, width, height, opacity, timeout) => {
var video = $("<video />", {
src: _source,
controls: false,
volume: v
})
$(video).css(
{
"position": "absolute",
"object-fit": "fill",
"margin-left": x + "px",
"margin-top": y + "px",
"opacity": opacity,
"width": width + "px",
"height": height + "px"
}
)
$(video).trigger('play');
$(video).autoplay = true;
[Link]($("#meme"))
$(video).volume = v
const all = [regularShow, zoo, knocking, lebronJames, roach, regularShow,
smiley, morganFreeman, keemstar, nokia, hamood, daniel, pakistan, sven, ralf,
underTheWater, burgerKing, footLetuce, fly, subhan]
const stages = [
[zoo, knocking, sven, disc, ad, knocking, fly, morganFreeman, regularShow],
[ralf, roach, nokia],
[footLetuce, pakistan, keemstar, lebronJames, subhan, disc],
[hamood, daniel, underTheWater, smiley, burgerKing],
]
setup()
everyThing = () => {
let i = 0
setInterval(() => {
all[i]()
i++
if (i === [Link]) i=0
}, delay / 2)
}
runStage = () => {
let i = 0
setInterval(() => {
if (stages[stage] && stages[stage][i]) {
stages[stage][i]()
i++
} else {
i = 0
stage++
if (stage === 5) {
everyThing()
}
}
}, delay)
}
setTimeout(() => {
runStage()
}, startTime)