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Vanellope's Princess Monologue

Vanellope Von Schweetz claims to be a princess from the kingdom of Sugar Rush, but cannot provide any of the typical traits of a Disney princess when questioned by Ralph and Calhoun. She denies having magic powers, talking animals, curses, kidnappings, deals with sea witches, true love's kisses, or daddy issues. The two women are skeptical of her claim to be a princess.

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Vanellope's Princess Monologue

Vanellope Von Schweetz claims to be a princess from the kingdom of Sugar Rush, but cannot provide any of the typical traits of a Disney princess when questioned by Ralph and Calhoun. She denies having magic powers, talking animals, curses, kidnappings, deals with sea witches, true love's kisses, or daddy issues. The two women are skeptical of her claim to be a princess.

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Wreck It Ralph

-Uh… hii...
-Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain! See um…
I'm a (1)……………, too.
-Wait, what?
-Yeah. Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz... of
the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. I'm (2)
………. you've heard of us. It'd be (3)
……………….. for you if you haven't.
-Huh, what kind of a princess are you?
-What kind?
-Do you have magic hair?
-No.
-Magic hands?
-No.
-Do (4)………. talk to you?
-No.
-(5)………. you poisoned?
-No!
-Cursed?
-No!
-Kidnapped or (6)……………?
-No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the
police?
-Then I have to (7)………. you made a deal with
an underwater sea witch where she took your
voice in exchange for a (8)………. of human
legs?
-No! Good Lord, who would do that?
-Have you ever had true Love's Kiss?
-Ew! Barf!
-Do you have daddy issues?
-I don't even have a mom.
-(9)…………… do we!
-And now for the million-dollar question. Do
people assume all your problems got solved
because a big strong man (10)…………… up?
-Yes! What is up with that?
-She is a princess!

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