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Humorous Hospital Encounter Script

Rose visits Dr. Sane at the hospital complaining of a bad headache. Dr. Sane suggests curing her headache with drills, which frightens Rose. It becomes clear Dr. Sane is actually insane and all of his previous patients have died from his unusual medical treatments. Rose passes out from fear and Dr. Sane remains convinced of his drilling methods despite their lack of success.

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Humorous Hospital Encounter Script

Rose visits Dr. Sane at the hospital complaining of a bad headache. Dr. Sane suggests curing her headache with drills, which frightens Rose. It becomes clear Dr. Sane is actually insane and all of his previous patients have died from his unusual medical treatments. Rose passes out from fear and Dr. Sane remains convinced of his drilling methods despite their lack of success.

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My History Script:

Characters: Rose and Dr Sane

Setting: The Hospital

Rose: Hmm, where is Dr Sane’s office? (Looks around)

Rose: Oh there it is! (knocks on door)

Dr Sane: Come in, how can I help you today?

Rose: Where are you, I can’t see you?

Dr Sane: I’m down here!

Rose: Oh wait, what is this little kid doing here?

Dr Sane: I am the doctor! You’re paying extra for misbehaving with me!

Rose: Sorry but anyways I’ve been having a really bad headache; do you think you can help me?

Dr sane: No I can’t help you, I am baking right here. (In sarcastic tone)

Rose: I don’t see any baking things. I thought you were a doctor.

Dr Sane: Uggh, I was joking around! Don’t you get a joke, of course I am the doctor, not a baker!
Now stop meddling around and sit down, let me look at my drills.

Rose sits down.

Rose: (Instantly gets up) Did you just say drills, I want to be cured, not killed by some huge drills!

Dr Sane: Don’t you know anything; drills are how you cure a headache. I will drill inside your head
and then the evil spirits in your head will be killed, not you.

Rose: I thought you were meant to be sane, you sound pretty insane to me!

Dr Sane: Never in my 20 years of working here, have I had such a rude and silly patient.

Rose: Really, I am actually from Italy, most doctors use herbs there, not some silly drills!

Dr Sane: Don’t talk back! I don’t care but to be honest every single patient I’ve treated have all died.
I still don’t understand why.

Rose (muttering): Of course you don’t you’re actually insane.

Dr Sane: What was that!

Rose: N-Nothing, maybe your hospital should try a different cure. Instead of killing people by drills
maybe you could try some different ways.

Dr Sane: I don’t care! I am the doctor, not you so don’t talk back. No one has ever talked back to
me. Hmmm…. Which drill?

Rose (really pale): Uhh, you know what. Maybe I should just go back to Italy.
Rose faints.

Dr Sane: She’s still paying for misbehaving, I don’t look like a kid!

THE END

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