DISABLED FIGURES
“Welcome to the sensation that we’re having!”
Discover and experience the soon to be a phenomenon
named, no, not James Bond, it’s not the 1960s, Disabled
Figures! Where the characters for the most part disabled
and you kids have to go to school to figure this out.
The story, started in February 2023, strongly involves something that a few people (like the author) all
know and love – Olympic and Paralympic mascots, the whole plot it’s not just about sports and
disabilities, no, it’s beyond that. About 20 short stories are written since its inception, including that
one spinoff – Eleventh Gear. Full stories and other doo-dads coming soon.
Meet the characters
Because if you read the stories without knowing them, you’re gonna be lost anyway.
Miraitowa
Born February 21
Tokyo, Japan
Likes: Running, Browsing the social media, eating junk
Dislikes: Someone who calls him fat, including his former mentor Someity.
Note: Finding someone on Tinder.
Someity
Also Born February 21
Also Tokyo, Japan
Likes: Sitting in wheelchairs, being a vegetarian (please don’t kill me, Peta), cherry blossom flowers.
Dislikes: DeviantArt, eating junk (the exact opposite!)
Note: Has a spouse.
Tom
Born October 2
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Likes: Sitting in wheelchairs (again), making a carshow, being “crazee bonkerz”
Dislikes: Someone who overlooks disabilities
Note: He has his own carshow with Powder named “Eleventh Gear” read it here.
Vinicius (not to be confused with everyone else named Vinicius with a suffix)
Born October 2
Likes: Attempting a bicycle kick, listening to bossa nova, sleeping.
Dislikes: Someone who kept poking the amazon to the brink of nonexistence
Note: Living in the same apartment as Miraitowa.
Powder “Swifter”
Born December 11
Likes: Skiing, Talking with friends, being American, doing American stuff like blah blah blah etc.
Neutral (don’t like it, nor dislike it): Filming a carshow with Tom
Dislikes: Unsupported people, mentioning sensitive topics like terrorism, especially since when her
life was entirely overshadowed by the September 11 attacks
Note: Also co-host Eleventh Gear and lost a lot of money. Will be bankrupt by 2029.
Petra
Born September 2
Likes: Being armless, seriously.
Dislikes: Being bored, being overlooked, again.
Note: Sometimes lives with Tom.
The Phryges (Twins Olympic Phryge and Paralympic Phryge)
Olympic Phryge:
Born November 10
Likes: Doing new things, especially playing football until the final of the FIFA World Cup, then she
never sticks football again, ever.
Dislikes: Argentinians, Being overlooked by the media as “Cltoris on trainers”
Note: “knows the importance of measuring all the various parameters to achieve her goals.” Not
always true. The only parameter she’ll be measuring is how big is her trainer.
Paralympic Phryge:
Born November 11
Likes: Prosthetic legs, various disabilities, crossaints
Dislikes: Someone who overlooks disabilities AND prosthetic legs.
Note: A bit hotheaded than her twin.
Kitsune
Born December 23
Likes: Tea, sleeping with Miraitowa (by that I didn’t mean actually sleeping.), sleeping alone (that’s
cool, too)
Dislikes: Tricking people (unlike the folklore equivalent), being rejected
Note: “Also likes to takes naps in the sunlight.” Agreeable but not always true.
Other characters
Her majesty Queen Spark S. Twinkle: Born May 4, has its “caretaker” Elaine “Elisa” Abreu, lived in
Fantasiaville as a ruler (not a ruler for measuring) talks to Someity a lot.
The Noggin Buddies (Moose and Zee): Both born February 2, has a strong relationship with Spark,
but not with the main characters in the series… YET!
Cobi: Born July 9, has a relationship with Petra before both broke up in 1993.
Wenlock: Born July 21, studing Shakespare, saying stuff like a real English. His catchphrase is
“Parting’s such sorrow”
Mandeville: Born August 6, like his name, lives in Stoke Mandeville, likes fish and chips.
Mirelle Mojena: Born November 6, has a relationship with Miraitowa, always calls him when she’s
sad.
Mirelle F. Mojena: Born November 1, Mirelle’s more hotheaded double
Copper “Higher”: Born February 29, always wanted to do curling with goggles on, a friend to
Powder.
Coal “Stronger”: Born January 14, He’s the one Tom demanded a rename. Also friend to Powder.
Cuppi: Born July 28, A friend to Spark, but not to the main characters yet, loves watching the
Animaniacs.
The author: Born September 22, he’s the one who’s responsible for this whole mess, and regrets
himself every single time he makes it
What are you waiting for? Your spouse? Your friend?
Your dad who’s been gone looking for milk for a long
time? WHO CARES?! Just jump right in into the
wonderful world of DISABLED FIGURES!
Disabled Figures is (originally) a parody of Dick Figures, made by mondo, the studio who ruined Happy Tree
Friends.
Upcoming Illustrations will possibly a copy paste from @CORONANA from DeviantArt.
Olympic and Paralympic mascot rights reserved to the IOC, the IPC and respective artists.
Spark S. Twinkle is made by Elaine “Elisa” Abreu (@elisa_lollipop2239 on YT)
Mirelle Mojena is a fanartist who owns two social media accounts (@mirelle_mojena on YT,
@CuddlesLover1738 on Scratch and many others)
The author, Son Vu is an acclaimed writer and has a semi-professional sense of humor (@hoangbongvt on
Scratch)