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Baba's Comedic Wedding Scheme

Maa has blind faith in Baba and wants her son Beta to obey Baba's orders. Baba claims Beta's horoscope shows a defect that can only be remedied by marrying a goat. Though skeptical, Beta agrees to the marriage to please his mother. Baba extracts a large fee from Maa and Beta for the ceremony, justifying it as necessary given inflation. Beta questions the exorbitant fees, realizing Baba is only interested in making money through fraudulent rituals and marriages.

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Baba's Comedic Wedding Scheme

Maa has blind faith in Baba and wants her son Beta to obey Baba's orders. Baba claims Beta's horoscope shows a defect that can only be remedied by marrying a goat. Though skeptical, Beta agrees to the marriage to please his mother. Baba extracts a large fee from Maa and Beta for the ceremony, justifying it as necessary given inflation. Beta questions the exorbitant fees, realizing Baba is only interested in making money through fraudulent rituals and marriages.

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Characters- Maa, Beta and Baba.

Maa have a blind faith on baba and wants her son to obey the baba.
Beta not convinced with maa and baba but doing what maa says.
Baba fraud and trying to make money.

DIALOGUES-

Beta: maa ye kya mazaak hai. Mai nhi maanta in sab cheezo me. (Irritated)

Maa : beta krna pdega laal mandir wale baba ji ne bola hai kundli mai maanglik dosh
hai. Mai nahi jaanti shaadi toh karni padegi.

Beta : par maa ye kya baat hui kisi ki bhi baat maanlogi yeh sab nhi hoga mere se.

Maa : ram ram ram! bevakoof sharaam aari hai guru ji ki hi kripa hai jo tu itni achi naukri
krra hai itne accha se setteled hai.

Beta : haan haan maa, maine toh kuch kia hi nhi ye engineering ki degree toh guru ji ne
laa ke di thi placement me bhi apke guru ji hi baithe the. (sarcasm)

Maa : dekh yeh sab bekaar ki baatain hai guru ji bola hai toh teri shaadi hoke rhegi.

Beta : Bakri se shaadi kaasi baat kar rahi ho maa kya izzat rehjayegi meri maahole mai.

Maa : faltu bate mat kar Baba ji ki dakshina nikal le baba ji ate hi honge. Vahi tujhe
sadbhudhi denge.

( Baba enters)

Maa ; baba ji jai ho!

Beta baba ke pairr chhu.

(beta touch feet baba stops him in between)

Baba : bas bas

Maa: baba dekho yeh shadi ke liye raazi hi nahi ho raha

Baba : pehle meri dekshina do purti, fir yeh baba 69 karega sab fine.

(gives dekshina)
Baba : maanglik dosh toh hai beta. Ek hi fine upaye hai, jo baba ne bataya hai . baba ne
ashiwarya rai tak ki shadi peed se karvayi thi tu toh fir bhi abhishek hai, bakri me nipat
gaya.

Beta : baki sab toh baadme aapne yeh 51000 dekshina kis hisab se li hai?

Baba : bacha, inflation ka time hai bacha, sab cheezon ke daam badhe hue hai, phir
bhi teri santushti ke liye, Rate patrika padh deta hu:
(wears glasses, changes his character accordingly)
1. Pujajari ki dakshina
2. shagan ki thal
3. Fool, pate aur bhusa
Beta: bhusa?

Baba : dulhaan ke pariwar vale bhi toh kuch khayenge!

(continues)

4. mangal sutre
5. dulhan ka bridal make up

Beta : baba ji bas hogaya samjh gaya (sarcasm) apni salio ke liye jutta churayi ka
sagan bhi rakh lunga.

Baba : bacha baat ki gham bhir ta samajh sab majak nahi hota,
(to mother) putri shaadi ki tayari karo baba fir ayenge.

BABA 69 KARDIYA SABKUCH FINE

[EXISTS]

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