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Humorous Definitions and Wordplay

This document defines common words and phrases in unconventional ways, with a humorous tone. In 3 sentences: It provides amusing alternative definitions for words like "adult", "beauty parlor", and "cannibal", describing people who have stopped growing, a place where women curl and dye their hair, and someone who is fed up with people, respectively. Further definitions offer lighthearted perspectives on concepts like committees, dust, egos, and the future term "tomorrow." The document seeks to give a lighthearted spin to common terms and concepts.

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Humorous Definitions and Wordplay

This document defines common words and phrases in unconventional ways, with a humorous tone. In 3 sentences: It provides amusing alternative definitions for words like "adult", "beauty parlor", and "cannibal", describing people who have stopped growing, a place where women curl and dye their hair, and someone who is fed up with people, respectively. Further definitions offer lighthearted perspectives on concepts like committees, dust, egos, and the future term "tomorrow." The document seeks to give a lighthearted spin to common terms and concepts.

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Definitions Not in A Dictionary

  ADULT:
  A  person who has stopped growing at both ends
  and is now growing in the middle.

  BEAUTY  PARLOR:
  A  place where women curl up and dye.

  CANNIBAL:
  Someone who is fed up with people.

  CHICKENS:
  The only animals you eat before they are born
  and after they are dead.

  COMMITTEE:
  A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

  DUST:
  Mud with the juice squeezed out.

  EGOTIST:
  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

  HANDKERCHIEF:
  Cold Storage.

  INFLATION:
  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

  MOSQUITO:
  An insect that makes you like flies better.

  RAISIN:
  Grape with a sunburn.

  SECRET:
  Something you tell to one person at a time.

  SKELETON:
  A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

  TOOTHACHE:
  The pain that drives  you to extraction.

  TOMORROW:
  One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

 YAWN:
  An honest opinion openly expressed.

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