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Spaghetti Showdown: Vice and Awra

The first document is a conversation between Vice Ganda and Awra Briguela competing to make spaghetti and dessert for the boys. They brag about the ingredients in their dishes, with Vice using banana ketchup and Awra making coconut cream dessert. The second document is a conversation between Liza Soberano and Enrique Gil. Cali confronts Gio about cheating in their past relationship. She says it's not enough that he was drunk and apologized, and that men don't understand the pain they cause women by cheating and expecting them to just get over it. Cali asks Gio why he hurt her.

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Spaghetti Showdown: Vice and Awra

The first document is a conversation between Vice Ganda and Awra Briguela competing to make spaghetti and dessert for the boys. They brag about the ingredients in their dishes, with Vice using banana ketchup and Awra making coconut cream dessert. The second document is a conversation between Liza Soberano and Enrique Gil. Cali confronts Gio about cheating in their past relationship. She says it's not enough that he was drunk and apologized, and that men don't understand the pain they cause women by cheating and expecting them to just get over it. Cali asks Gio why he hurt her.

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  • The Super Parental Guardians
  • The Narrative of Gio and Cali

THE SUPER PARENTAL GUARDIANS

Vice Ganda as Arci


Awra as Megan

Vice: Break time!


Both: Spaghetti!
(tingin sa isa’t isa ng nagta-tarayan)
Both: Boys, gusto niyo ng spaghetti?
Vice: Are you competing with me?
Awra: Are you threatened?
Vice: Bring it on!
Awra: My spaghetti has sauce made with freshly-picked tomatoes from the high mountains of
Italy.
Awra: What about yours?
Vice: My spaghetti has banana ketchup with antioxidants, antihistamine, anti-inflammatory,
antibiotic, with glutathione and silymarin extract, with ginkgo biloba-e!
Vice: But wait, there’s more!
Vice: (clap clap)
Vice: Chicken lollipops made with bouncy fresh spring chicken deep fried in olive oil.
Awra: It’s all that you have? Chicken lollipops? Like, what the heck?
Awra: I have some dessert that I concocted.
Vice: Concocted??
Awra: Oh yesss, It’s coconut cream with glutinous rice balls and fresh ripe jackfruit!
Vice: Echosera! Ginataang bilo-bilo lang ito noh! Pinapakain pag mahal na araw sa pabasa.
Vice: Like, Ew! So jologs.
Awra: How dare you!
Vice: How dare you dare me like a dairy cream!
Awra: I’m not there. I’m here! Duh!

MY EXS AND WHYS


Liza Soberano as Cali
Enrique Gil as Gio

Gio: Ano? Sisiraan mo ako dahil marami ng kumakampi sa akin dahil nakikita nila kung gaano
katigas ang puso mo.
My god Cali! Ang tagal-tagal na nun.
Cali: Pero ‘yong matagal na yun andito parin.
Gio: That was just one mistake, Cali, isa lang!
Cali: Ki isa, dalawa, tatlo... Pareho lang ‘yon.... Pumatol ka parin sa iba.
Gio: Lasing ako nun.
Cali: Lintik na palusot yon! Kahit lasing ka alam mo pa rin ang ginagawa mo.
Gio: Kaya nga nag sorry agad ako sayo nun diba?
Kase kahit anong sabihin ko, I was wrong.
Nag kamali ako nasaktan kita.
Cali: Nasaktan?
Kayong mga lalake, akala nyo pag nambababae kayo... Nasasaktan nyo lang kami?
Makikipag tyuk-tyakan kayo... Tapos ini-expect nyo... Iiyak lang kami? Itutulog lang ang
sakit tapos pag gising, okay na!!?
Yun ang pangarap namin...
Sana nga ganun lang kadali yun...
Pero hindi.. Walang tigil ang takbo ng utak namin...
Pinipilit sagutin ang maraming tanong..
Bakit nya kaya nagawa yun?
Am I not enough?
May kulang ba sakin?
May mali ba sakin?
Panget ba ako?
Panget ba ang katawan ko? Kapalit-palit ba ako?
Gio: No.
Cali: Then why? Bakit mo ako nagawang lukuhin?

THE SUPER PARENTAL GUARDIANS Vice Ganda as Arci Awra as Megan Vice: Break time! Both: Spaghetti! (tingin sa isa’t isa ng nagt
Liza Soberano as Cali Enrique Gil as Gio Gio: Ano? Sisiraan mo ako dahil marami ng kumakampi sa akin dahil nakikita nila kung

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