Susie works in a shoeshine shop.
Where she shines she sits, and where
she sits she shines
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much
wood
As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood