EXT.
DRIVEWAY
SAMMY SIMPSON, a bored and unkempt FBI agent, approaches a
building and enters a code into a keypad, causing a door to
open. She enters the building.
INT. FBI OFFICE
She walks to her office, sits down,puts on her headset and
gets to work, but is incredibly bored.
INT. TIFFANY'S ROOM
TIFFANY, stereotypical teenage girl, puts a CD in a CD
player, and begins painting her nails. Her phone rings and
she walks over to it and answers it.
TIFFANY
Well, right now, I'm a little bit
hungover and one minor mistake away
from an existential crisis, but then
again, that's just another Tuesday
morning, how have you been?
(Pause)
TIFFANY
No, I fell asleep early, I was tired,
being unemployed gets pretty energy-
draining these days.
(Pause)
Are you listening to that goth music
again?
(Pause)
Cope? What do you mean cope? What
happened?
INT. FBI OFFICE
Sammy slouches back in her chair, expecting to hear annoying
teen drama.
INT. TIFFANY'S ROOM
Tiffany begins tapping her fingers nervously. She keeps her
cool, but talks faster than before.
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TIFFANY
I don't have the slightest idea what
you're talking about, you delusional
goth bitch.
(Pause)
Tiffany begins nervously tapping her fingers more forcefully
than before.
(Pause)
TIFFANY
Are you going to dwell on it forever?
(Pause)
INT. FBI OFFICE
Shocked,Sammy sits up in her chair
She begins typing.
She then calls AGENT BAULETTE,her boss, who just got back
from vacation and is slightly hungover
INT. TIFFANY'S ROOM
TIFFANY
If you lie about something enough,
you'll eventually believe it.
(pause)
TIFFANY
If you keep mentioning it, we'll get
caught.
INT. FBI OFFICE
Sammy frantically searches for missing persons cases in the
area and begins taking notes.
INT. AGENT BAULETTE'S OFFICE
AGENT BAULETTE, picks up the phone, obviously irritated, and
spins around in her chair.
AGENT BAULETTE
What is it this time?
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INT. FBI OFFICE
Sammy turns the phone so that Agent Baulette can hear the
conversation.
INT. TIFFANY'S ROOM
(Pause)
TIFFANY
She was unpopular, ugly, and boring,
how can it even be considered murder
if she never had a life in the first
place?
INT. AGENT BAULETTE'S OFFICE
Agent Baulette lowers her sunglasses in disbelief.
AGENT BAULETTE
Oh my gosh... for once, you might have
actually found something worthwhile,
you clown
INT. TIFFANY'S ROOM
TIFFANY
Yeah, we'll be the best psycho killers
ever!
(Pause)
TIFFANY
Sounds good, I'll meet you there at 9
(Pause)
TIFFANY
Bye!
She hangs up the phone.
INT. FBI OFFICE
Sammy sits at her desk, shocked, confused, and slightly
embarrassed.
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INT. AGENT BAULETTE'S OFFICE
AGENT BAULETTE
Clearly angry
Wow, thanks for wasting my time with
some petty, cryptic phone call. This
is the last time I'll go out of my way
to answer a phone call from you.
She hangs up the phone with force.
INT. FBI OFFICE
Sammy takes out a journal and writes, "Another uninteresting
day at work, though I wish the murder case was real." before
disconnecting from the call.
INT. TIFFANY'S ROOM
Tiffany stands up and walks over to the corner of her room to
an ominous, opaque plastic garbage bag with a small, bloody
knife next to it. She picks up the knife and wipes the blood
off, before dragging the garbage bag away.
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