Dada​ ​Script​ ​and​ ​Planning

Theme:​ ​Society​ ​is​ ​too​ ​reliant​ ​on​ ​Technology

Elements:​ ​Images,​ ​Costumes,​ ​Speaking,​ ​Music,​ ​Poetry
Everyone​ ​is​ ​dressed​ ​normally,​ ​except​ ​for​ ​Asha,​ ​who​ ​wears​ ​black​ ​and​ ​has​ ​application​ ​symbols
taped​ ​across​ ​her​ ​shirt

(Everybody​ ​stands​ ​in​ ​line;​ ​Asha​ ​is​ ​in​ ​front​ ​and​ ​everybody​ ​is​ ​asleep)
(Music​ ​begins​ ​to​ ​play​ ​as​ ​Asha,​ ​or​ ​Siri,​ ​wakes​ ​up)
(Maren​ ​‘wakes​ ​up’​ ​and​ ​begins​ ​to​ ​use​ ​her​ ​phone;​ ​everyone​ ​else​ ​awakes)

Asha:​ ​Sadie​ ​texted​ ​at​ ​7:27​ ​am,​ ​“Maren​ ​you​ ​BEEP.​ ​You​ ​have​ ​no​ ​right​ ​to​ ​do​ ​that​ ​to​ ​me!
Maren:​ ​Siri,​ ​text​ ​Sadie​ ​that​ ​she​ ​had​ ​no​ ​right​ ​to​ ​spread​ ​rumors​ ​about​ ​me!​ ​Ughh…
Asha:​ ​Text​ ​sent.
Maren:Siri,​ ​text​ ​mom​ ​to​ ​charge​ ​my​ ​computer​ ​and​ ​make​ ​me​ ​pancakes.
Asha:​ ​Text​ ​sent.
Asha:​ ​Text​ ​sent​ ​to​ ​Sadie​ ​opened​ ​by​ ​Sadie​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​am,​ ​hahahaha​ ​she​ ​left​ ​you​ ​on​ ​read.
Maren:​ ​Ohh,​ ​I​ ​can’t​ ​believe​ ​her…..

(Emilie​ ​pulls​ ​Asha​ ​over)

Emilie:​ ​Good​ ​Morning​ ​Twitter​ ​Family!​ ​Who​ ​needs​ ​friends​ ​when​ ​you’ve​ ​got​ ​followers​ ​and​ ​Siri!
Asha:​ ​Tweet​ ​sent.​ ​Isn’t​ ​that​ ​a​ ​little​ ​sad?​ ​You​ ​know​ ​I’m​ ​not​ ​real​ ​right,​ ​Oops,​ ​I’ve​ ​been​ ​advised
not​ ​to​ ​discuss​ ​my​ ​existential​ ​status.
Emilie:​ ​Oh​ ​sure,​ ​like​ ​your​ ​not​ ​real,​ ​what​ ​about​ ​our​ ​deep​ ​conversations,​ ​I’ve​ ​told​ ​you​ ​things​ ​I
would​ ​never​ ​tell​ ​anyone​ ​else.​ ​Anyway​ ​Update​ ​my​ ​Status...Check​ ​out​ ​my​ ​live​ ​tonight,​ ​I’ll​ ​be
binging​ ​Stranger​ ​Things​ ​season​ ​2!
Asha:​ ​Tweet​ ​sent.

(Joel​ ​pulls​ ​Asha​ ​over)

Joel:​ ​Open​ ​Tinder
Asha:​ ​Tinder​ ​Opened
Joel:​ ​left,​ ​left,​ ​left,​ ​right​ ​left
Asha:​ ​Match
Joel:​ ​I​ ​don’t​ ​like​ ​any​ ​of​ ​those​ ​girls,​ ​will​ ​you​ ​be​ ​my​ ​girlfriend​ ​Siri?
Asha:​ ​That​ ​would​ ​be​ ​to​ ​difficult,​ ​I’m​ ​with​ ​you​ ​all​ ​the​ ​time,​ ​sometimes​ ​I​ ​just​ ​need​ ​a​ ​break.
Joel:​ ​Ohh,​ ​Ok.​ ​(sad)
(Anna​ ​pulls​ ​Asha​ ​over)
Anna:​ ​Woke​ ​up​ ​like​ ​this!​ ​Post​ ​on​ ​my​ ​story!
Asha;​ ​Posted.
Anna:​ ​Gotta​ ​catch​ ​up​ ​on​ ​my​ ​streaks,​ ​almost​ ​365​ ​days​ ​with​ ​Emma.​ ​Send​ ​to​ ​Emma.
Asha:​ ​System​ ​Processing,​ ​I’m​ ​sorry​ ​I​ ​can​ ​not​ ​process​ ​your​ ​request.
Why​ ​isn’t​ ​it​ ​sending,​ ​This​ ​is​ ​not​ ​OK,​ ​come​ ​on.​ ​Emma​ ​will​ ​be​ ​so​ ​angry,​ ​I​ ​would​ ​break​ ​our​ ​streak!
Come​ ​on​ ​!
Asha:​ ​Overheating,​ ​Overheating!(starts​ ​shaking)
Anna:​ ​Come​ ​on​ ​Snapchat!
Asha:​ ​Crashing,​ ​Crashing!​ ​(falls​ ​to​ ​ground)

Joel:​ ​My​ ​Iphone​ ​X,​ ​I​ ​ ​only​ ​got​ ​you​ ​a​ ​week​ ​ago.
Emilie:​ ​My​ ​twitter​ ​family!
Anna:​ ​What​ ​am​ ​I​ ​supposed​ ​to​ ​do​ ​now?
Maren:​ ​(Start​ ​Crying)

(all​ ​start​ ​running​ ​around​ ​get​ ​around​ ​Asha)

Joel:​ ​Since​ ​I​ ​saw​ ​you​ ​Siri

The​ ​first​ ​day​ ​that​ ​we​ ​met
I​ ​knew​ ​that​ ​our​ ​love
Maren:​ ​Would​ ​be​ ​something​ ​I​ ​can’t​ ​forget
I​ ​can’t​ ​eat,​ ​I​ ​can’t​ ​sleep
Since​ ​you​ ​shut​ ​down​ ​from​ ​the​ ​heat
Emilie:​ ​I​ ​love​ ​you​ ​more​ ​than​ ​life​ ​itself
And​ ​I​ ​don’t​ ​know​ ​what​ ​to​ ​do​ ​with​ ​myself
With​ ​curved​ ​edges​ ​and​ ​bright​ ​eyes
Anna:​ ​I​ ​knew​ ​you​ ​were​ ​the​ ​possession​ ​that​ ​I​ ​prized
Without​ ​a​ ​reason​ ​to​ ​check​ ​my​ ​phone
I​ ​now​ ​go​ ​to​ ​bed​ ​alone