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Dark Humor Jokes and Anecdotes

Ok so I tried looking for my post on Scribd but I couldn t find it but I don t really care. Anyway, here s a fresh bunch Two gravediggers are making a grave for an old lady outside a whorehouse (or whatever they re called). They suddenly see a priest go inside the house. One of them says oh will you look at that! What is this world coming to!!? A few minutes later, they see a rabbi go inside. The other gravedigger goes what the hell? No wonder all of the youth are confused these days half an hou

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Dark Humor Jokes and Anecdotes

Ok so I tried looking for my post on Scribd but I couldn t find it but I don t really care. Anyway, here s a fresh bunch Two gravediggers are making a grave for an old lady outside a whorehouse (or whatever they re called). They suddenly see a priest go inside the house. One of them says oh will you look at that! What is this world coming to!!? A few minutes later, they see a rabbi go inside. The other gravedigger goes what the hell? No wonder all of the youth are confused these days half an hou

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Ok so I tried looking for my post on Scribd but I couldn’t find it but I

don’t really care. Anyway, here’s a fresh bunch

Two gravediggers are making a grave for an old lady outside a


whorehouse (or whatever they’re called). They suddenly see a priest go
inside the house. One of them says “oh will you look at that! What is
this world coming to!!?” A few minutes later, they see a rabbi go inside.
The other gravedigger goes “what the hell? No wonder all of the youth
are confused these days” half an hour goes by and then the
gravediggers, nearly finished, look up to see a catholic priest go in. the
first gravedigger then goes “aww, one of them poor girls must be
dying”

A man who has been a faithful catholic all his life is about to pass away.
On his deathbed he asks for a Christian priest. The priest, at the request
of the dying man, turns him into a Christian. When the priest is leaving,
a catholic priest walks in. the Christian priest goes” it’s too late now,
he’s a Christian” the catholic priest rushes to his friend and goes” Pat,
Pat! Why did you turn Christian now? After all those years of being a
faithful catholic!” Pat then goes” Yeah well… I figured… its better… one
of them then one of us”

What’s the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?-a rooster


goes cock-a-doodle-do, the prostitute goes “any cock’ll do“

Two families one a Jew family and the other an Italian family live across
each other. They both have sons who are the same age, born on the
same day and are both best friends. On the Italian boy’s 13th birthday,
the boy gets a gold plated pistol. For the Jewish boy’s 13th birthday, the
boy gets a gold plated watch. The next day they decide that they like
each other’s presents so much that they will swap. Upon coming home,
the Italian father says “hey son, where’s your pistol and where did you
get that watch?” the boy replies “I got it from john and I gave him my
pistol in return” the father then goes “are you outta your mind?? One
day you’re gonna get married and then you’re gonna find your wife
with another man in bed!! What’cha gonna do then huh? Ask how
much longer?”

A man’s best friend gets a new sniper rifle and so he checks it out with
his friend. On a rooftop the friend tells him it can see up to 5 miles
away. The man looks through and then he goes “oh no..” the friend
says “what’s wrong?” and the man says “I just say my wife doing it with
another man in our bed!” the friend goes “oh jeez.. sorry man” the man
goes “dude I need you to shoot them both” after a discussion the friend
goes “alright man, I’ll do it for you” so he looks through the scope and
the man tells him “okay I want you to shoot him in the balls and her in
the mouth” the friend suddenly goes “holy cow! I think I can do this in
one shot!”

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