GraceDeSanctis,MarybethFair,andRoannYanes
ProfessorErinDietelMcLaughlin
Writing&Rhetoric13300
2November2015
SleepAddictionScript
Narrator
:Everwonderwhatitsliketobeacollegestudent?Well,Illtellyou!Thetypical
collegestudentisstressedout,constantlyhungry,andcompletelyandutterlybroke.
Wipessmile
completelyoffherfaceandiscompletelyserious.
Butworstofall,thetypicalcollegestudentis
affectedbysleepaddiction.
Voiceover
:Ina2014studybytheUSBureauofMedicine,itwasfoundthatsleepaddiction
affects98.4%[Link],youllbeaffectedby
sleepaddictionatsomepointinyourlife.
Voiceover
:Sleepaddictionisapsychologicalandphysiologicaldisorderthatcausesthevictim
[Link]
cannegativelyimpacttheentirescopeofthevictimslife,fromacademicstosociallife.
OfficialNotreDameFacultyMember
:HereatNotreDame,theadministrationstrivesto
combatthisdireissuethroughastrictregimenofunnecessaryhomeworkassignmentsandstrong
encouragementtoparticipateinanexcessivenumberofextracurricularactivitiestomaintain
somesemblanceofsanity.
Voiceover
:Despitethis,somestudentsstillmanagetofueltheiraddictionthroughnapsor
even...[Link].
Voiceover:
Itisimportanttokeepinmindthatifyouwanttogetgoodgradesinyourclasses,
[Link],[Link],donotgiveintothe
temptationofsleep.
StudentTestimony#1
:Iamaffectedbysleepaddiction.Ihavean8:20lectureeveryMonday,
Wednesday,andFridaymorningandIhavealreadysleptthroughoneofthelecturesbecauseI
[Link],IhaveaCinthe
[Link].
StudentTestimony#2
:WellIhaventsleptinfivedays,[Link]
[Link]
parentsalwaystoldme,sleepisfortheweak.
ExpertTestimony#1
:[Link],intelligentstudents
[Link]!Nextthingyouknow,
theyarefailingoutofalloftheirclasses.
StudentTestimony#3
:[Link]
sleepeachnight,[Link]
[Link],whoneedsasociallifeanyways?
Uneasilylaughs.
[Link],shesmyfriend,right,Carla?
BackgroundGirl
:
Looksupwithadisgustedlook.
MynameisHailey.
Student#3
:Right,right,hahaha
Narrator
:Sothenexttimeyoufeellikedozingoffforaquicknaporthinkitdbeagoodideato
sleepforafewhours,rememberthis:[Link]
bysleepaddiction,pleasecallthetwentyfourhourphonenumberbelowtoreceivefree
[Link].