INTRO
Dhruv Good morning everyone
Faizan- its afternoon bro .
( Dhruv stares with a whatever attitude at faizan)
D - Good afternoon everyone Im dhruv
F Im Faizan
D And we are your host
( FAIZAN CUTS IN )
F Your Dost.
( Dhruv gives weird expression )
D- Who look like ghosts
( FAizan smiles in an arrogant way )
F-
Jo kar denge tum logo ko roast .
D - Till You all dont get toast.
F - haha apni rhyming ability ko nahi karunga mai itna Boast
D- Bro tum logo ko pakka rahhe ho to the most.
F all right lets take this backstage .
D - yess sorry guys but you all are forced
F - to have us as your hosts for the evening .
D- toh baatein toh chalti rahengi thodi formality krlete hai .
F - yess namrata please take over while we settle this backstage. Chal bhai tu
peeche boht Eminem bann rha hai.
Entertainment
Faizan ufff bhai sab boht serious serious saa hogaya .
Dhruv - Koi nhi bhai ab ham aagye hai vaapis , thoda entertainment
hojaaye what say fys ?
F - ahaaa aaj saare fys vips hai for today .
D Exactly bro , I was just observing that pehle din jab aaye thhe ye log aise
thhe Excuse me ye fybmm ka classes kaha pe hoti hai aur aaj dekho ye
boss ki tarah baithe hai .
F - haha so true bro koi nahi fys aaj ka din hum tumhare liye naachenge
Aur kal se teen saal tak ham tumhe nachaayenge beta.
D chalo koi nhi bacho aaj jeelo apni zindagi .
F So entertainment shuru kare guys ?
D- pehle kya krre bhaai ?
F - yaar dance and music mainstream hai voh baadmai krte hai aaj kuch
naya krte hai .
D yess aaj juggling se start krte hai .
F Juggling ?? Wow chalo bhai juggler ji aajaao
D - haanji aap log juggling dekho ham ladkio ko check out krte hai and
settle krte hai kaunsi waali kiski .
F - haan chal chal jaldi .
After Juglling event
F- haan toh final naa bhaai ab kaunsi pe tu try krega and kaunsi pe mai
D - Haan bhaai done.
F - Bro you know what time is it ?
D - umm its 3.50 why ?
F - No bro its revenge time .
D - Revenge time ?
F - Yeaah today we can call our fellow tys whom we hate and make them do
crazy stuff
D - And they cant say no for the sake of fys right ????
F- Exactly !!!!
D toh pehle kiski bajaaye ?
F ummm ____________ please come on stage .
(Then we decide what to do with them )
D - Chal bhai inko nachaa liaa boht ab dance waalo ko bulaate hai .
F Aajaao nachanio .
After Dance
D- That was impressive bro dont you think ?
F Yeaah bro very .
D - You know after seeing so many beautiful girls I feel like singing When I
see you face theres not a thing I would change cause girls youre so amazing
just the way you are
F - HOgaya mere gareebo ke himesh reshammiya ? I think you should leave
singing to the pros .
D - Yess Sorry
F SO gaane waalo aajao aur bataao bhaaisahab ko kaise gaate hai .
After Singing
F- Rishte mai toh ham tumhare baap lagte hai naam hai shehenshah
D - Beta !!! Tumse naa hoga
F- yess sorry tabhi toh I have my actor friends here to perform a skit .
D - Thank god varna tu ek minute aur voh act krta toh mai abhi uss khidki
ke bahaar kooood ke suicide krta .
F- Bro this is ground floor .
D - whatever man bhaavnaaye samajh . chalo tum log dekhlo hamare actors
ko.
After Skit
F Bhaai sab talent khatam hochuka hai ab , ab kya krre?
D Dont worry bro tera bhaai boht tez hai , fys zara apni seats ke neeche
haath maaro kuch chits hai kisi kisi ke chair ke neeche . And jisko jisko milti
hai voh log aajaao aage
F - Without opening your chits .
F- Ajaao bhaai ab sab kholo and ek ek krke bataao kya kya aaya hai .
D - Toh wait kyaa krrhe ho ? Jo aaya hai krro .
AFTER GAMES
F Chal bhai ab khatam krte hai show usse pehle ye log hame dhakka
maarke nikaal de yaha se .
D- Exactly bhaai chalo chalte hai ham fys I hope you enjoyed us as your
hosts.
F - Your dost .
D- Bhaai bass bass, hogaya ye pehle hee .tu zara peeche chal
F kyu tu iss problem ka nikaalega hal ?
D- Nahi bhaai ab tu dekh iss sabka mai tujhe backstage jaake deta hu fal ( while
removing shoes )
D- Umm namrata come handle the stage .
F- And namrata dont forget that page .
D TU rukk mai nikaalta hu ab apni rage .
DHRUV RUNS AFTER FAIZAN WITH HIS SHOES AND THEY BOTH EXIT .