Francesca: Gretta-Green (from out of town) Jonathan: Jimmy Yellow Naomi: Clarissa Yellow Stefani: Agnes Yellow (who
accepts blue person) Jarrod: Roger Blue Chelsea: Angelica Blue Tr: Carlos Blue Erin: Game show host/Miss Frizzle/Gretta Greens Mom Theme: Bullying, accepting Setting: Game show/school (playground) SCENE ONE: Gretta-Green is lying in bed. Her mother comes in to wake her up. Mom: Gretta-Green, wake up! Time for your first day at your new school! Gretta: Mom, can we just go back to Georgia? Mom: You know we cant do that, Gretta-Green. We live in Boston now for my job. Gretta: What if the kids dont like me? Mom: Dont be ridiculous! Everyone will love you! I bought you a new green bow to wear. I packed you your favorite meal from Biscuit Barn. Go put it on, were gonna be late. Gretta: (Aside) I dont know. Do you think school will be okay? SCENE TWO: At school, and all of the kids are in a semi-circle with Teacher standing by the door. Roger: I heard there a new student coming today, Miss Frizzle. Miss Frizzle: Thats right, Roger. So, lets all be nice to her. (Walks out) Jimmy: I heard shes from Georgia. Clarissa: I heard shes not blue OR yellow. Agnes: Its okay to be other colors! Blue Children: NERD! (Miss Frizzle walks back in with Gretta and everyone silences.)
Miss Frizzle: Okay, everyone. This is Gretta, she came all the way from Georgia. Carlos: If youre from Georgia, why are you green? (All Children, except Agnes laugh) Miss Frizzle: Carlos... Carlos: (Insincerely) Sorry, Miss Frizzle. Miss Frizzle: Okay class, no were going to have Reading Groups. Everyone get together in groups! Miss Frizzle walks to the chalk board and starts writing, oblivious to everything behind her. Blue Children group together, and Green Children group together. Gretta walks over to the Blue Children, who immediately stare at her. Angelica: Why dont you go sit over there, with the yellows? Roger: Yeah, good one Angelica! Carlos: Be quiet, Roger. (Southern accent) See you later, Gretta-Green. (The Blue Children laugh) Saddened, Gretta-Green walks away from the Blue Children and sits in the middle. Agnes notices her and walks over. Agnes: Hey, Gretta. My names Agnes. Do you want to be in our reading group? Were reading Goosebumps! Gretta: You really want me to? (She looks over to the rest of the Yellow Children, who look less than thrilled.) Agnes: Sure I do! Clarissa: Hey Gretta! Im Clarissa. Jimmy: She thinks she knows it all. Im Jimmy! Gretta follows Agnes, sits down with the Yellow Children, and starts to read a Goosebumps book. Miss Frizzle turns back around. Miss Frizzle: Class, put down your books! I have a wonderful announcement! Our class has been chosen to represent PS118 on Slime-Time Live next week! (Gretta raises her hand) Yes, Gretta? Gretta: Whats Slime-Time Live?
Carlos: (Whispering to the Green Children) Shes like a Martian... Angelica: (Whispering back) Shes even green! Miss Frizzle: Oh, of course! They dont have Slime-Time Live in Georgia. Slime-Time Live is a game show where you answer trivia and if you get it wrong you get slimed and if you get it right you get slimed! Gretta: So, being slimed is a good thing? Clarissa: Its a great thing. I got to go on Slime-Time Live last year! Miss Frizzle: Oh, theres the bell! Time to go home! Tomorrow, well practice and split into teams. Carlos: Us versus the NERDS. Sounds perfect. (Blue Children laugh.) Everyone exits. SCENE THREE: Gretta walks inside her house, and her mom is on the phone. Mom: Thank you so much, Mrs. Pickles...Im sorry, Charlotte. You wont regret this at all! (She hangs up.) Great news, Gretta! I already got a raise! Gretta: Wow, Mom, thats great. Mom: See, Gretta. I just told you this move was going to do great things for us. (Notices Gretta is looking down) Is everything okay? How was your first day of school? Gretta: (Pauses for a moment) It was great. Everyone is so nice, and I made a bunch of friends! Mom: Really?! Thats great honey! We are so lucky! Time for bed though! Ill see you in the morning! (Exits.) Gretta lays down on the ground and begins to fall asleep. Gretta: Yeah. Im so lucky... (Dream sequence begins) This is a story about a girl named Lucky Early morning, she wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for make-up, perfect smile It's you they're all waiting for
They go, "Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?" And they say, [Chorus] She's so lucky, she's a star But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking If there's nothing missing in my life Then why do these tears come at night? Lost in an image, in a dream But there's no one there to wake her up And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning But tell me what happens when it stops? They go, "Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?" And they say, [Chorus] "Best actress, and the winner is, Lucky!" "I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for Lucky." "Oh my god, here she comes!" Isn't she lucky, this Hollywood girl? She is so lucky, but why does she cry? If there's nothing missing in her life Why do tears come at night? SCENE FOUR: All the children are sitting in a semi circle, and Miss Frizzle is standing at the board. Miss Frizzle: Okay, class. Lets have a little practice before we pick our teams for SlimeTime Live tomorrow. I hope youve been studying all week! How many days are in a year? (Agnes raises her hand.) Agnes? Agnes: 365! Miss Frizzle: Correct! Okay, how many planets are in the solar system? (Clarissa raises her hand) Clarissa? Clarissa: Nine? Miss Frizzle: Actually, there are only eight planets. Agnes: Rest In Peace, Pluto.
Miss Frizzle: Last question: What are the first seven numbers of Pi? (Everyone is stummped) Roger: How can a pie have numbers? Miss Frizzle: This isnt the kind of pie you eat, Roger. Its a number. No one knows? (Gretta sheepishly raises her hand.) Gretta? Gretta: 3.14159 Miss Frizzle: Thats correct! Jimmy: Way to go, Gretta! Agnes: That was awesome! Miss Frizzle: Now that weve practiced a little, why dont you all get up and pick your teams! (The Blue Children stand up together, and the others stand up together.) You have three minutes! Jimmy: Where did you learn that? Clarissa: Yeah! Youre super smart. Roger: (To Blue Children) Were never going to win now! Angelica: I know! Its gonna stink getting slimed instead of getting slimed. How humiliating! Carlos: Wait, I have an idea! (Looks to the other group.) Hey, Gretta! Come over here for a second. (The Yellow Children look at Gretta, and shake their heads, but she walks over anyways.) Why havent we hung out? Gretta: Well, you kinda call me names, trip me in the hallways, take my lunch, make the water fountain slash on the front of my pants and then tell everyone I wet myself, and make fun of my accent, my color, and the way I dress...so... Angelica: Oh Gretta, we were just kidding with you! Roger: Yeah! Gretta: Really? Carlos: Of course we were! We love having you around, Gretta! Thats just how we welcome new people.
Roger: Yeah! The color green is so in right now. Angelica: We dont normally do this, so this is kinda a big deal, but we want you to join our team for Slime-Time Live. Gretta: Are you guys really serious? Roger: More serious-er than serious. Gretta: Well, I kinda already told the other team Id be with them... Carlos: Gretta, you cant be serious. Look at those nerds. Theyre so weird! (They look over and the Yellow Children are all doing odd things.) Dont you want to be cool like us? Gretta: (Pause.) Okay, Ill be on your team. Carlos and Angelica: Perfect! Roger: Perfect... Miss Frizzle: Theres the bell! Recess time! The Blue Children immediately run towards the door.. The Yellow Children come up to Gretta. Agnes: What was that about? Roger: Hey, Gretta. You coming to play? Angelica: Yeah, come on, forget those nerds. Agnes: Gretta? Gretta: Go away, NERD!
SCENE FIVE: Both teams are lined up, facing each other. The game show host comes running out from the side and stands in the middle. Game Show Host: Hey everybody! Welcome to Slime-Time Live! Im your host Slimey Sandra... Clarissa: (Aside to Jimmy) This lady looks a lot like Miss Frizzle.
Jimmy: Most adults around here seem to look the same. Clarissa: Is that not suspicious to anyone else? Game Show Host: Alright, children of PS118, were going to start the first round now! Carlos: (To the Blue Children) Remember, let Gretta-Gross the Nerd, answer all the questions. (Angelica and Roger nod.) Game Show Host: What is of ? Gretta: 1/6th! Game Show Host: Thats correct! Ten points to the Blue Team! Second question: When was the Declaration of Independence signed? Gretta: July 4th, 1776! Game Show Host: Correct! Ten points to the Blue Team! The final question is worth triple the points! Blue Team, if you answer this, you win. How many bones are in the human body? Gretta wavers, and the Blue Team starts getting upset. Agnes: (Whispers to Gretta) 206. Gretta: (Looking unsure) 206? Game Show Host: (Dramatic pause) CORRECT! THE BLUE TEAM WINS! (All the children get slimed.) Thank you everyone! Have a good night! (Runs off.) Agnes: Congratulations on winning you guys... Angelica: Of course we won, nerd. Gretta: (Walks over to Agnes) Agnes? Agnes: Yeah? Gretta: Whyd you help me like that? Jimmy: Isnt it obvious? Clarissa: Were all friends.
Agnes: And friends help each other. Jimmy: No matter where theyre from... Clarissa: ...how they talk... Agnes: ...or what color they are. Carlos: Gretta, why are you talking to those losers? Roger: Yeah! Losers! (Laughs) Jimmy: Why are you so mean? Clarissa: What makes you so much better than us? Carlos: Well, were blue... Agnes: Look! Were all green now! (The Blue Children freak out, and try to get it off) Clarissa: Carlos, its not about what you look like on the outside. Jimmy: Its about the kind of person you are on the inside. Roger: Maybe theyre right...Us being turned green didnt make us any different on the inside. We were still mean and hurt peoples feeling by calling them names, and the yellow kids were still nice and congratulated us. Angelica: That is true. I guess what you look like doesnt decide who you are as a person. Carlos: Youre all right. Im really sorry for being so mean to everyone. Agnes: Its okay, Carlos. We forgive you. Gretta: When we put aside our differences and work together were stronger! Oh hey, yeah Hush, just stop There's nothing you can do or say, baby I've had enough I'm not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now I'm Stronger, than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Than I ever thought that I could be, baby I used to go with the flow Didn't really care 'bout me You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong 'Cause now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Come on, now Oh, yeah Here I go, on my own I don't need nobody, better off alone Here I go, on my own now I don't need nobody, not anybody Here I go, here I go, here I go Alright Here I go, here I go, here I go Stronger, than yesterday It's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more Now I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger!