CFA Mixing Script
CFA Mixing Script
OZ
There's a two-person police department.
BEULAH
An elementary school.
BONNIE
An SPCA.
JANICE
A local TV station.
DOUG (Robert)
And a hockey rink.
CLAUDE
It's small place - on a giant rock in the ocean. Everybody knows everybody else.
And everybody in this room has a story about how they started that day.
ALL
WELCOME TO THE ROCK
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Sorry, Beulah! How's the kids?
BEULAH
Not exactly thrilled to be inside on such a gorgeous day,
so I told them we'd only have a half-day this morning- and they were quite pleased
—until I told them we'd have the other half in the afternoon.
SINGER 8 (Jacob)
WELCOME TO THE WILDEST WEATHER THAT YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF
SINGER 12 (Robert)
WHERE EVERYONE Is NICER, BUT ITS' NEVER NICE ABOVE
SINGER 6 (Marisa)
WELCOME OT THE FARTHEST PLACE YOU’LL GET FROM DISNEYLAND
SINGER 11 (Ethan)
FISH AND CHIPS AND SHIPWRECKS
ALL
I’M AN ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
OZ
That morning I’m in my car. The kids cross Airport Boulevard to get to school — and that time
a day people are in a little bit of a rush to get to work and stuff, so normally I sit there and run
my radar.
ALL
WOOP WOOP!
Come From Away | Weathervane Theatre 2
Mixing Script
OZ
And if they're speeding, 'll stop em’ and write out a warning ticket.
I'll write "STFD" - Slow The Fuck Down.
ACTOR 2 (Jewell)
WELCOME TO THE LAND WHERE THE WINTERS TRIED TO KILL US AND WE
SAID
ALL
WE WILL NOT BE KILLED
ACTOR 9 (Jorge)
WELCOME TO THE LAND WHERE THE WATERS TRIED TO DROWN US AND WE
SAID
ALL
WE WILL NOT BE DROWNED
ACTOR 3 (Carrie W)
WELCOME TO THE LAND WHERE WE LOST OUR LOVED ONES AND WE SAID
ALL
WE WLIL STILL GO ON
ACTOR 10 (Paul)
WELCOME TO THE LAND WHERE THE WINDS TRIED TO BLOW
ALL
AND WE SAID NO
BONNIE
That morning, I drop my kids of at school and head to the SPCA,
where I’m greeted by my other kids-all barking and meowing
for breakfast and a belly rub. Not that I’m complaining.
I loves em’. But by the time feeding's done, I’ve got to get back to pick up my human kids.
So, I take just one second for myself. And I’m sitting in my car.
BEULAH
I’m in the staff room.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
I’m in the library.
ALL
YOU ARE HERE
AT THE START OF AMOMENT
ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
WHERE THE RIVER MEETS THE SEA
HERE - ON THE EDGE OF THE ATLANTIC
ON AN ISLAND IN BETWEEN
THERE AND HERE
ALL
(Repeated Hushed Underneath – Oz lines start under this)
I’M AN ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER...
OZ
I'm running my radar when Bonnie comes by.
She pulls up, and she's wavin' at me like mad,
so I roll down my window and she says…
BONNIE
Oz, turn on the radio!
OZ
Slow it down, Bonnie.
BONNIE
Jesus H!. Oz! Turn on your radio!
ALL
WHERE OUR STORIES START
JANICE
It's my first day at the station.
ALL
WHERE WE’LL END THE NIGHT
GARTH (Jacob)
I'm getting coffee for the picket line.
CRYSTAL (Courtney)
Five minutes 'til my smoke break.
ALL
EVERY SINGLE FLIGHT
DWIGHT (Jorge)
I'm of to work at the airport.
ALL
WHEN THE SUN IS COMING UP
AND THE WORLD HAS COME ASHORE
IF YOU'RE HOPING FOR A HARBOUR
THEN YOU’LL FIND AN OPEN DOOR
IN THE WINTER FROM THE WATER
THROUGH WHATEVERS' IN THE WAY
TO THE ONES WHO HAVE COME FROM AWAY
WELCOME TO THE ROCK!
GARTH (Jacob)
Morning, Claude.
CLAUDE
Morning, Crystal.
CRYSYAL (Courtney)
Morning, Mr. Mayor.
CLAUDE
Dwight.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Morning Claude. Garth. Crystal.
DOUG (Robert)
Claude. Crystal. Dwight. Garth. Morning
CRYSTAL (Courtney)
Morning, b'ys. Pepsi?
CLAUDE
That's right, Crystal. What's the news?
DWIGHT (Jorge)
School bus strike still on?
CLAUDE
Ahya. We're working it out.
CLAUDE
Well, we're coming to the table too.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Are they tearing down the airport?
CLAUDE
Not today.
DOUG (Robert)
(Changing The Subject)
I heard Don Burton and his wife won the Super 7!
CLAUDE
You don’t say.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Lucky hit.
DOUG (Robert)
4.6 million.
They all Whistle. JANICE ENTERS
JANICE
Excuse me, I'm looking for the Mayor.
Everyone points at CLAUDE
JANICE
Mister Mayor - I'm Janice Mosher with Rogers TV. I'm new.
To town - and new to reporting. It's my first day.
CLAUDE
Where you longs to, Janice?
CLAUDE
Well welcome to Gander, Janice.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Janice.
GARTH (Jacob)
Janice.
DOUG (Robert)
Janice.
CRYSTAL (Courtney)
Janice.
CLAUDE
If you're looking for news, you should talk to that man running in here.
That's our constable, Oz Fudge. He's full of stories.
OZ runs in
OZ
Mister Mayor, I saw your car in the lot.
Crystal, turn up the radio so's we all can hear.
Doug, you probably want to get down to Air Traffic Control right away.
DOUG (Robert)
There's only supposed to be two air traffic controllers on, but instead there's fourteen.
Everyone's heard and they all shows up without even being asked.
We’re told there'll eb over 200 planes getting diverted across the country.
CONTROL 12 (DOUG)
Lufthansa four one four, this is Gander center - squawk code seven two three five.
Due to a recent development, you are ordered to land at Gander YQX immediately.
Copy that. This is an order.
CONTROL 9 (Jorge)
No, sir. You do not have a choice.
CONTROL 12 (Robert)
Yes, sir. I understand you have VIPs' onboard.
I'll se your VIPs' and raise you an international emergency.
Land your plane now.
PILOT 5 (Carrie G)
This is Air France.
PILOT 1 (Courtney)
Air Lingus.
PILOT 9 (Jorge)
Lufthansa.
PILOT 8 (Jacob)
British Airways.
PILOT 7 (Lew)
Emirates.
BEVERLY
This is American four niner. What am I supposed to tell my passengers?
PILOT 10 (Paul)
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.
There’s been an incident in the United States.
PILOT 7 (Lew)
We’re having trouble with the… cabin lighting system.
We’re just going to touch down while we fix the system.
Anybody in the business knows when you set down in Gander, it's for an emergency.
Now, we don't know what's going on, but the Captain tells us to keep everyone from panicking.
Tray tables up, please. We will be dimming the lights in the cabin.
Pushing the light-bulb button will turn your reading light on;
however, pushing the flight-attendant button will not turn your flight attendant on.
NICK
I told head office I need to travel less I-told them it was doctor's orders.
But they say, "You're going to the conference," so you go.
BOB
My dad is always saying, Bob, you've got to calm down. But the flight attendant is
shaking like a leaf, so I figure I've got permission.
HANNAH
My son sends me on this vacation he- says, "Mom, you’ve never gone anywhere."
And when I get back, I’m telling him - this is exactly why.
KEVIN T.
Suddenly, there's a drop.
A sudden change in direction. And I fly a lot, so I know that's not normal.
Outside the window, all I can see below are trees and rocks and... nothing.
STAFF 1/8 STAFF 3/12 STAFF 2/6 STAFF 4/9 STAFF 5/10
Claude! Excuse me. Claude! The Mr. Mayor! I need Claude! I just
Claude? Mr. Mayor? phones are to talk to you. heard from
ringing off the Ottawa.
hook.
STAFF 10 (Paul)
Air traffic control says five of the planes on the ground aren't responding.
STAFF 9 (Jorge)
Reg says they're probably just on the wrong frequency.
CLAUDE
Thank you, Dwight.
STAFF 12 (Robert)
FAA won't give us a timeline for reopening the airspace.
STAFF 9 (Jorge)
And the airplane crews need to be rested or we'll never get them out of here.
CLAUDE
Why?
STAFF 7 (OZ)
They were headed to Disney World with 90 Wish Kids.
CLAUDE
Oh, Jaysus.
STAFF 5 (Carrie G)
Appleton and Gambo have already offered -but we can't get them there.
STAFF 1 (Courtney)
Garth's bus drivers are still on the picket line- and without them no one's going anywhere.
CLAUDE
Oh for Jaysus sake, I'll tell them where to go.
(To Janice)
Don’t quote me on that.
STAFF 2 (Jewell)
(On the phone)
I've got the SPCA lady on the line again asking about animals –
CLAUDE
Tell Bonnie we've got people to deal with.
STAFF 4 (Becca)
Claude! Apparently those five planes that aren't responding? They’re treating them as bomb threats!
CLAUDE
Alright! The RCMP is gonna handle it. But we've got almost seven thousand people
who might be spending the night. Jaysus, that's near as many as we got living here
in town. We need to house them somewhere and we need to get them there –
GARTH (Jacob)
Don't look at me!
CLAUDE
… Not to mention food and supplies and anything else that snarls up.
STAFF 12 (Robert)
Well, why are they sending them here? Why not Toronto or Ottawa?
CLAUDE
Because if anything goes wrong, we have a lot less people to lose.
Alright, Janice Mosher. Here's your news. Gander Town Council declares a state of emergency.
ALL
Tuesday.
JANICE
(On Camera)
September 11th, 2001. Any available community buildings will be converted into shelters.
With thousands of passengers arriving at any minute, the town is asking for help with –
well, anything you can do.
MARTHA (Carrie G)
I NEED SOMETHING TO DO
ANNETTE (Marisa)
CAN I HELP?
IS THERE SOMETHING?
I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
TO KEEP ME FROM THINKING OF
ALL OF THOSE SCENES ON THE TUBE
CRYSTAL (Courtney)
I NEED SOMETHING TO DO
CAUSE I CAN'T WATCH THE NEWS
WOMEN - GROUP 1
NO, I CAN’T WATCH THE NEWS ANYMORE
WOMEN - GROUP 2
IN THE WINTER, FROM THE WATER, THROUGH THE WIND
ALL WOMEN
IF AS TRANGER ENDS UP AT YOUR DOOR
BEULAH
YOU GET ON THE HORN
OZ
I get a call from Beulah looking for "anything 70 people from around the world
might need." So, I go down to Shoppers and the manager says to just take what
I want of the shelves - toothbrushes, floss, mouthwash, deodorant. And I’m back
at the school, when Beulah says…
BEULAH
You know, those planes probably got some babies on 'em... A slight pause.
OZ
So, I'm back to Shoppers for diapers. And we're unpacking them, when Annette says...
ANNETTE (Marisa)
You know, those babies are probably going to be hungry.
OZ
So, I’m back to Shoppers for formula and baby food. And when Ig et back, Beulah says...
BEULAH
You know, those planes are probably filed with women of child bearing age…
OZ
Sooo?
BEULAH
So, I’m back to Shoppers to pick up as many pads and tampons as they have.
JANICE
The Baptist Church needs a hand moving their pews. Doctor O'Brien down at the pharmacy
is ready to fill any prescriptions. Oh, and the Lion's Club is looking for some toilet paper,
if you have any extra.
MARGIE (Jewell)
TOOTHPASTE
MARTHA (Carrie G)
UNDERWEAR
BEULAH
ASPRIN
JANICE
AND DOWN AT THE STATION, WE’RE TAKING DONATIONS
OUT BY THE DOOR
ALL
HOLY JESUS, THERES' MORE!
ANNETTE (Marisa)
ITS' BETTER THAN BEING AT HOME ALONE WONDERING WHATS' REALLY HAPPENING
MARGIE (Jewell)
EVERYONES' PHONING
MARGIE (Jewell)
BEEN CRYING ALL AFTERNOON WONDERING WHAT CAN BE DONE
MEN
WHAT DO WE NEED?
ANNETTE
I made a tray of sandwiches.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Sandwiches?
BEULAH
Trays!
MEN
WHAT DO WE NEED?
DWIGHT (Jorge)
20 gym mats! Is that enough?
BELAH
You tell me and we'll both know.
MEN
WHAT DO WE NEED?
JANICE
For the love of God, stop bringing toilet paper ot the Lion's Club!
BARITONE MEN
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
WHEN YOU DONT' KNOW HOW MANY
YOUR' E NEEDING TO FEED
TENOR MEN
WHEN YOU DONT' KNOW HOW MANY ARE STAYING
ALL MEN
HOW LONG THEY ARE STAYING-
WE BETTER START PRAYING THE WEATHER STAYS NICE
ALL
IN THE WINTER, FROM THE WATER, THROUGH THE WNID
(IN THE WINTER, FROM THE WATER, THROUGH THE WIND)
IN THE WINTER, FROM THE WATER, THROUGH THE WNID
(IN THE WINTER, FROM THE WATER, THROUGH THE WIND)
IF A STRANGER ENDS UP SENT BY FATE
BEULAH
Well we have to be, don't we?
PASSENGER 10 (Paul)
28 hours. We were on the plane for over an entire day.
ALL
28 HOURS
OVER AN ENTIRE DAY
THERE WAS ONE AISLE IN THE MIDDLE
EVERYONE KNEW EVERY INCH OF THAT PLANE
PASSENGER 10 (Paul)
Everyone knew every inch of that plane.
EVERYONE KNEW EVERY INCH OF
THAT PLANE
PASSENGER 4 (Becca)
Our flight was full – there were children OVER AN ENTIRE DAY
sleeping on the floor.
PASSENGER 7 (Lew)
It had three seats on each side. There was THERE WAS ONE AISLE IN THE
only one aisle in the middle. MIDDLE
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
We had no way to get information.
EVERYONE KNEW EVERY INCH OF
PASSENGER 12 (Robert) THAT PLANE
This was before most people had mobile
phones – and only a couple people got
through.
PASSENGER 8 (Jacob)
Hello?
PASSENGER 7 (Lew)
Mom?
PASSENGER 5 (Carrie G)
Bonjour.
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
Operator?
BEVERLEY
TOM? OH, THANK GOD.
I FINALLY GOT THROUGH.
PASSENGER 8 (Jacob)
I’m okay.
PASSENGER 7 (Lew)
I’m fine.
PASSENGER 5 (Carrie G)
Oui. Bien.
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
Pick up.
BEVERLEY
TELL THE KIDS I’M ALRIGHT
TAKE THEM INTO THE KITCHEN
AND SHOW THEM THE MAP
THAT WE USED TO PUT PINS IN
FOR EACH DESTINATION
THAT WE FLEW TOGETHER
TELL THEM I'M FINE
PUT A PIN HERE IN GANDER
PASSENGER 12 (Robert)
On our plane, someone has a cell phone.
PASSENGER 10 (Paul)
But then the battery dies.
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
But they don't work.
PASSENGER 4 (Becca)
Half the passengers on our plane don't speak English.
PASSENGER 1 (Courtney)
Even if we knew what was happening, we don't speak their language.
PASSENGER 10 (Paul)
On our plane, we ask the flight attendants.
PASSENGER 12
PASSENGER 11 An accident? PASSENGER 9
Why won’t she tell us what’s The US airspace is closed
Happening? PASSENGER 8
PASSENGER 5 For the first time in history.
A helicopter crashed into a
Building. PASSENGER 9
A helicopter crashed in
PASSENGER 10 Pennsylvania.
A building?
PASSENGER 8
PASSENGER 3 The white house!
I need you to calm down, PASSENGER 7
Ma’am. The White house was
PASSENGER 10 bombed
It’s a World War 3!
Ohmygod, PASSENGER 9
It’s a World War 3! We need to do something
PASSENGER 4
Teel us what is going on!!
JOEY (Lew)
WOOOOOO!
MEANWHILE ON OUR PLANE
WE DIDN'T HAVE ACLUE
WE WERE AL GOING INSANE BECAUSE
ALL
THERE WASNT' SQUAT TO DO
JOEY (Lew)
THEN THE CAPTAIN STARTS APOLOGIZING
SAYS ON BEHALF OF THE AIRLINE,
I’M GIVING EACH AND EVERYONE SOME
ALL
COMPLIMENTARY BOOZE!
OPEN THE AIRPLANE DOORS
WAVE AT ALL THE CARS
HELLO TO WHOEVER YOU ARE-
WHEREVER WE ARE
PASSENGER 1 (Courtney)
The ground crews supplied whatever we needed.
PASSENGER 5 (Carrie G)
Pampers.
JOEY (Lew)
SO THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
BROUGHT OUT AL THE MINI BOTTLES OF LIQUOR
AND DELIVERED THEM TO EVERYONE
ALL
SOON EVERYONE GOT FRIENDLIER!
JOEY (Lew)
I TOK ACOUPLE OF PICTURES OF THE VIEW THERE WITH MY CAMERA
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE
ALL
BUT WE KNEW THAT WE WERE HAMMERED!
OPEN THE AIRPLANE DOORS! WAVE AT ALL THE LOCALS
SURELY THERES' SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN PARK WHEREVER WE ARE
KEVIN T
Wed' been sitting there for 41 hours when we pull out the Grey Goose.
KEVIN J
Kevin and I were kind of hiding it because, well...
KEVIN T
Because we didn’t want to share it. Anyway, this woman – this hot mess behind us kept
completely freaking out.
KEVIN T
And my boyfriend, Kevin —we’re both named Kevin. It was cute for a while.
Anyway, Kevin was not dealing with it well.
KEVIN J
I’m going to kill her.
DELORES (Becca)
Excuse me?! I would like to get off the plane. I am claustrophobic!
KEVIN J
Excuse me! Would you like some Xanax? Because you are freaking out and it is freaking me out
and we are all FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!
ALL
OPEN THE AIRPLANE DOORS!
LET A LITTLE AIR IN HERE
CAUSE I COULD USE ASHOWER - OR ABAR (OR ABAR!)
DOUG (Robert)
Uh. Probably?
BONNIE
"Probably." Are they "probably" feeding them then? I’m heading over.
DOUG (Robert)
Bonnie, there's armed guards, the army, police everywhere-
BONNIE
Well, then they'll have to shoot me.
DOUG (Robert)
... Bonnie? Bonnie? Bonnie!
JANICE
2:10pm. School bus drivers "thinking about" leaving the picket lines.
CLAUDE
What's the point of an emergency fi no one treats it like an effing emergency?
... And you can quote me on that.
HANNAH
The flight attendants kept telling us nothing's wrong - but I've got kids and I've got
grandkids-I know when someone's hiding something. And when parents need their
kids to stop asking questions...They start playing movies.
DELORES (Becca)
(Drunk)
NEAR. FAR. WHEREVER YOU-
ALL
NOTHING TO DO, NOTHING TO SEE
THANK GOD WE STOPPED AT THE DUTY FREE
WHEREVER WE ARE!
NICK
Do you mind if I sit here? I need to get some work done and there's some drunk
people at the back of the plane singing at the top of their lungs.
NICK
Nick. How are you doing?
DIANE
I'm worried about someone. He was flying today. I just wish there was some way
to tell him where I am.
NICK
Newfoundland - no, you know that- you just can't tell him. Right.
I'm hoping you're one of those people who laughs when English people say awkward things.
DIANE
I just wish we knew what was happening.
ACTOR 2 (Jewell)
(Sotto)
What’s happening?
ACTOR 5 (Carrie G)
(Sotto)
What’s happening?
DIANE, NICK
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN
DIANE
YOUR LIFE
NICK
AND YOUR WORK
ALL
WHEN THE WORLD MAY BE FALLING APART
DIANE, NICK
AND YOU THINK
DIANE
I'M ALONE
NICK, DIANE
AND I’M SO DAMN HELPLESS
ALL
GOING TO CLUE US IN
TELL US ALL WHAT'S HAPPENING
BECAUSE THE SUN IS SETTING
AND WE’RE SITTING IN THE DARK WHEREVER WE ARE
BOB
Later that night, I’m up in the cockpit with some of the other passengers when the
pilot puts the radio on over the intercom - and the whole plane goes silent when the
President gives his speech.
BEVERLEY
YOU GOT THROUGH TO THE AIRLINE
TOM, I’M OKAY —TELL ME WHATS' HAPPENING OUT THERE
BEVERLEY (A capella)
NO,
I'M FINE, TOM.
I'M FINE.
GARTH (Jacob)
Claude, can I have a word with you?
CLAUDE
Garth, I don't have time to go in circles with you anymore.
I’ve got the army delivering a thousand less cots than we were –
GARTH (Jacob)
Look. The union just voted. You’ve got your busses. Our complaint’s with our employer,
not with the people on those planes.
CLAUDE
Thank you.
GARTH (Jacob)
But we’re back on the line the minute this is over.
CLAUDE
Right.
ALL
OFF OF THE AIRPLANE
ALL
INTO THE AIRPORT
ALL
OUT OF THE WINDOWS
KEVIN T
We grab bottles of water too-
KEVIN J
No one has any idea where they're taking us.
ALL
DARKNESS AND TREES
BOB
As we enter the airport, all those car lights are still aimed at us.
HANNAH
We're scared. They're probably scared too.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT
The people here don't know what to expect off of these planes.
KEVIN T
The airport looks like something left over from the Cold War. Kevin is like.
KEVIN J
Oh my god. We've gone back in time.
BOB
The whole procedure - the soldiers and all the formality - it just makes me really nervous.
DIANE
American.
DIANE
Vacation.
NICK
Conference.
DIANE
Houston.
NICK
Texas.
PASSENGER 3 (Carrie W)
American.
ALI (Jorge)
Egyptian.
ALI (Jorge)
Business… just business.
PASSENGER 3 (Carrie W)
LA.
ALI (Jorge)
Dallas – Then Washington D.C.
BEVERLEY
There's a giant map on the wall of the airport and
someone has written in red marker, "You are here."
DIANE
Excuse me. I need to find a phone.
HANNAH
I need to call my son.
CLAUDE
1:48 pm. Busses and drivers are now taking passengers to shelters, not just in Gander, but also to Gambo,
Appleton, and farther communities of Lewisporte, Norris Arm, and Glenwood.
PASSENGER 12 (Robert)
Our bus sits there forever.
PASSENGER 5 (Carrie G)
While all the others leave.
PASSENGER 4 (Becca)
Finally, this other passenger gets on.
PASSENGER 11 (Ethan)
This guy from the Middle East.
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
Someone says he got questioned.
PASSENGER 7 (Lew)
Someone says he got searched.
PASSENGER 1(Courtney)
And now. he's on our bus.
JANICE
I try to interview the Red Cross, the Salvation Army -but they've got more important
things to do than talk to me. That’s when I see them. The Plane People – through the
bus windows. The terror on their faces. They have no idea where they’re going.
BEVERLEY
They take me and my crew in a separate van and I’m looking out the window, trying to see where we are,
but it is pitch dark. Now, I have flown over this area hundreds and hundreds of times. And it is just
darkness— hardly any lights anywhere. And now here I am. Oh my god, this is just so remote.
WOMEN
STARS AND THE MOONLIGHT
MEN
BUT ALL AROUND US
WOMEN
NOTHING BUT DARKNESS
MEN
OUT OF THE WINDOWS
WOMEN
INTO THE DARKNESS
ALL
DARKNESS AND TREES
GARTH (Jacob)
Every school bus we got is goin' back and forth all night. Out at the Salvation Army Camp,
we've delivered passengers from Germany, England, and France. And around three in the morning,
my bus is designated to take all these African people out there.
MUHUMUZA (Paul)
My family and I try to see out the bus windows. No one tells us where we are going.
GARTH (Jacob)
Silence comes on the bus. We get outside of Gander and you could hear a pin drop.
GARTH (Jacob)
Behind me, this big man comes up to me and he says in this low voice…
MUHUMUZA (Paul)
Wewe watuchukuwa wapi?
GARTH (Jacob)
What?
BEULAH
Ladies and gentlemen, we need some help translating. If anyone speaks Mandarin, can you come to the
library? And if anyone speaks Hindi, could you please come to the cafeteria? And if anyone speaks
Newfoundlander, well lard tunder'n jaysus god bless ya, b’y.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
We’ve got passengers from all over the world coming of these busses, all speaking different languages.
We can't even say "hello."
BEULAH
And if anyone knows —we think it's...
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Moldovan.
BEULAH
Moldovan —that would also be helpful.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Other passengers help us translate. Mrs. Noonan, our French teacher, turns out to know a little Russian.
And Mr. Michaels, our gym teacher, apparently he speaks Spanish.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
I’m sorry, what was I saying?
BONNIE
There's hundreds of suitcases I-can hear barking-but I can't find them!
They fast them before flying, so they're starving and they need water.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Sir? Sir! Oh, Doug. You got to get out of there.
We're keeping all personnel out of the holds until -
DOUG (Robert)
Sorry, Dwight. It's the wife —you know, Bonnie - from the SPCA —she's feeding some animals inside.
Nothing's coming of.
A Cat meows
BONNIE
I found a cat! His name is Lyle! There's a pill taped to his carrier. Well I’m glad I got in here to GIVE IT
TO HIM! It's okay, Lyle.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Bonnie- I need you to get out of-
DOUG (Robert)
Bonnie, you got to move your arse!
BONNIE
Doug, I have found ONE cat! Do you think it's
LYLE who's barking?!
DOUG (Robert)
No…
DOUG (Robert)
Oh, god. Bonnie!
BONNIE
Doug… Doug!
DOUG (Robert)
What? Bonnie? Bonnie, talk to me!
BONNIE
Doug! There are monkeys on this plane.
MICKY (Jewell)
Hop right in! You look some tired.
TERRY (Lew)
Nothing to worry about now.
MICKY (Jewell)
We'll get you where you're going.
TERRY (Lew)
I'm guessing you've never heard of Gander before. Well, that's it in the rearview mirror.
MICKY (Jewell)
You'll need to re-set your watches —we've got our own time zone here.
Everything happens half an hour later in Newfoundland.
TERRY (Lew)
You’ve al seen the airport - used to be the biggest airport in North America.
Planes used to stop here to gas up from everywhere.
MICKY (Jewell)
Frank Sinatra. Albert Einstein.
TERRY (Lew)
Muhammad Ali.
MICKY (Jewell)
And my father once went sledding with Fidel Castro!
TERRY (Lew)
Then they invented jet planes that can get across the ocean on one tank…
MICKY (Jewell)
So there's no need to refuel anymore.
TERRY (Lew)
Leaving us with this giant airport.
MICKY (Jewell)
There's talk lately about tearing it down.
TERRY (Lew)
Lucky for you, we haven't got around to it yet.
THEY brake suddenly, screeching.
MICKY (Jewell)
Now there's the reason I drives slow.
TERRY (Lew)
That there in the middle of the road.
MICKY (Jewell)
She'll move when she's good and ready.
DIANE
Oh hello, Nick! Please do... I thought we'd lost you.
NICK
No-I just needed to get an emergency prescription filed - my medication is in my suitcase.
Nothing serious. Not like, "Ohmygod, he's of his medication." I'll stop talking now.
DIANE
It’s fine.
NICK
.It's heart medication. I've got a slight arrhythmia - nothing serious.
There you go —everything you need to know about me.
DIANE
Okay. I'm allergic to bananas and I have never had the chicken pox.
NICK
Any news yet about your husband who was flying today?
DIANE
My-? No-do you mind if we just don't talk about that. I haven't been
able to get to a phone.
NICK
I'm sorry. I'll help you find a phone as soon as we get. wherever we're going.
MUHUMUZA (Paul)
We pass through a large gate and the bus pulls to a stop. And through the windows
-out there in the darkness —we see all these people coming out of the buildings.
GARTH (Jacob)
Now we rarely use them, but everyone's dusted of their Salvation Army
uniforms to welcome these people.
MUHUMUZA (Paul)
There are soldiers everywhere.
MUHUMUZA (Paul)
The man at the front opens the door.
GARTH (Jacob)
I say, "Here you are. Out you go." But he’s not moving. None of them are.
GARTH (Jacob)
But then I notice his wife. Well, she's clutching a bible. Now obviously I can't read it,
but it'll have the same number system ours does —so I ask to see it and I’m searching for something
—and then in Philippians 4:6 I - give them their bible and I'm pointing and saying, look!
Philippians 4:6 - Be anxious for nothing. Be anxious for nothing.
ALL
KATI YA GIZA (OUT OF THE DARKNESS)
GHAFLA MWANGAZA (SUDDENLY BRIGHTNESS)
MA-BADILIKO (EVERYTHING CHANGES)
GIZA NA MITI (DARKNESS AND TREES)
KATI YA GIZA (OUT OF THE DARKNESS)
MA-BADILIKO (SUDDENLY LIGHT)
KEVIN J
So what really happened?
BEULAH
Well. what's the last thing you heard?
KEVIN J
There was an accident in New York.
BEULAH
Okay. I’m going to show you now to your rooms, and then if you want to come back,
we've got two TVs' set up in the cafeteria with the news on s-o you can see what's
actually happened for yourselves…..
ALL
LEAD US OUT OF THE DARKNESS
HANNAH
We're all staring at those images.
BEULAH
And we just stand there helpless, watching them
ALL
LEAD US SOMEWHERE TO SAFETY
ALL
LEAD US FAR FROM DISASTER
BEVERLEY
Charles Burlingame was the captain of Flight 7 that crashed into the Pentagon.
I just saw him at a Pub in London. You can't imagine. A pilot will fight to the
ends of the earth to save his airplane. He just will.
ALL
LEAD US OUT OF THE NIGHT
KEVIN T
We watch those images for hours.
THEY all stand and watch, unmoving. Suddenly THEY all react in shocl. Until someone finally turns it off.
CLAUDE hold up a remote control and turns off the TV
ALL
Wednesday
CLAUDE
September 12.
6F – Phoning Home
Crisis counselors are called to Gander Academy.
BEULAH
The plane people— they're exhausted —but they don't want to sleep. And we're standing there,
ready with all that food. But that's not what they wanted. They wanted phones.
JANICE
1:45 am - Six phones are put on tables for the Plane People to use free of charge-
lined up alongside the road by the NEW-tel building.
BEULAH
An hour later, they setup 20 more phones.
CLAUDE
An hour after that, there's 75 phones and computers with internet - all being used round the clock.
PASSENGER 5 (Carrie G)
HELLO? YES- ITS' ME.
BOB
DAD, I’M OKAY. IT’S OKAY.
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
I’M CALLING FROM CANADA.
KEVIN T
NO, NEWFOUNDLAND
BOB
YEAH.
ALL ON PHONES
WE JUST SAW THE NEWS
HANNAH
HAVE YOU HEARD YET FROM KEV?
KEVIN J
OR CELENA
PASSENGER 5 (Carrie G)
CALL MICAH
PASSENGER 7 (Lew)
AND LAUREN
KEVIN T
MY PARENTS
PASSENGER 6 (Marisa)
MY AUNT
DIANE
IT'S DIANE. NO, I’M FINE.
Where's David?
NICK
Hello. It's Nick Marson —My plane's been diverted. Can you pass on to someone at head office
that I’m fine?.. No, no-I just thought someone should know.
KEVIN T
I woke up from a dream which I can't quite remember, but there was this music in it that
I'd heard somewhere before.
KEVIN J
I woke up from a dream that we were stuck in some backwater Canadian town and that my
air mattress deflated.
BOB
I woke up to the smell of freshly baked bread.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
4am in Newfoundland is breakfast time in Germany. And we've got a lot of passengers
here from Frankfurt, so breakfast starts at 4am and we start scrambling eggs.
BOB
Poached eggs, scrambled eggs, omelettes.
DIANE
Fried Bologna.
NICK
Something called "toutans."
KEVIN T
I saw a casserole dish I don't think I could lift.
BOB
They made enough food to feed 7,000 people. It's like they never slept.
ALI (Jorge)
Hello.
BEULAH
Hello. Can I help you with something?
ALI (Jorge)
I would like to be of assistance with the food.
BEULAH
No. That's not necessary.
ALI (Jorge)
But I am –
BEULAH
Realy. You go out there and sit down.
CLAUDE
We’ve been going all night, butwecan'tstop. I splash some cold water on my face
and just keep going. We’ve got 7,000 scared and angry people who don't want to be here.
And they're about to wake up.
DIANE
IN A CROWDED ROOM FILLED WITH STRANGERS SLEEPING
KEVIN T
AN AIRPLANE BLANKET AND PILLOW ON THE FLOOR
DIANE
THE SUN COMES STREAMING THROUGH THE WINDOW
KEVIN T, DIANE
AND I CAN’T SLEEP ANYMORE
KEVIN J
STARING AT THESE STRANGERS- WAKING UP AROUND ME
KEVIN J
AND NI A TOWN THATS' SUDDENLY DOUBLED POPULATION
KEVIN J
IT’S LIKE ANY OF US COULD HAVE DIED ON TUESDAY
KEVIN T
AND LIKE WE’RE DARED TO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY TODAY
DIANE
I’M FEELING DIFFERENT
HANNAH
DISTANT
KEVIN J
STRANGE
KEVIN T
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE HERE?
HANNAH
WHERE AM I?
DIANE
NO ONE KNOWS ME HERE
NICK
I wake up in a crowded room full of people sleeping on the floor and I see Daine and ask, "Are we
leaving?"
DIANE
Anytime now.
DIANE
Oh! Thank you. No shampoo for three days.
KEVIN T
They start handing out clothes to anyone who needs them.
KEVIN J
I haven't changed my clothes in 39 hours.
BOB
I wanted to burn my socks.
KEVIN J
Kevin puts on this plaid thing. He says he's "incognito" and that he's going to "blend in with the natives,"
but he just looks like a gay lumberjack.
DIANE
CHANGING INTO ANOTHER WOMANS' DONATED SET OF CLOTHES
KEVIN T
LOOKING DIFFERENT - FEELING KIND OF DIFFERENT TOO
DIANE
I CAN’T QUITE EXPLAIN
KEVIN T
BUT WHEN I WOKE
DIANE
WHEN DAVID WASNT' ON THAT PLANE
KEVIN T, DIANE
ITS' LKIE ICHANGED INTO SOMEBODY ELSE - BUT WHO?
AND ITS' SOMEHOW LKIE WER'E AT ACOSTUME PARTY
KEVIN T
AND FOR ASECOND YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF
KEVIN T
AND YOU LOOK AROUND AND BLINK YOUR EYES
DIANE
AND BARELY EVEN RECOGNIZE
KEVIN J
Hey Little Sister —Yeah, still here where they eat rainbows for breakfast. Are you taking care of mom?
No. I’m just freaking out. I wish I was home. No, not LA. Brooklyn. Shut up. You're such a brat.
No. I just needed to hear your voice.
BEULAH
Excuse me? Are you Hannah?
HANNAH
Yes - that’s me.
BEULAH
My name's Beulah. Someone told me your son's a firefighter.
Mine is too. Here in town. And I know Gander's not New York, but...
Is there anything I can do?
HANNAH
No. I just need to hear from my son.
BEULAH
I understand.
HANNAH
PRAYING FOR A PHONE CALL
HANNAH, KEVIN J
ASKING QUESTIONS
KEVIN J
ASKING CAN I GET BACK ON THAT GODFORSAKEN PLANE?
HANNAH
AND ALL AROUND ME, PEOPLE CHAT
KEVIN J
AND PEOPLE ACT LIKE NOTHING'S HAPPENED
HANNAH, KEVIN J
AND I NEED TO HEAR WER'E GOING BACK BEFORE I GO INSANE
BEVERLEY
Good morning. I’m Captain Beverly Bass. Now I know this is going to be hard to hear,
but the American airspace remains closed. I can't tell y’all how long we'll be on the ground.
We are going to be here for some time.
DIANE
HERE FOR SOME TIME
KEVIN J
HERE FOR SOME TIME
HANNAH
HERE FOR TOO LONG
KEVIN T
HERE FOR HOW LONG
ALL
HOW MUCH LONGER?
DIANE
I can't sit here. I need to get some air.
KEVIN T
Let's go see where we are. It'll do you good.
KEVIN J
What'll do me good is to lie down and pretend this isn't happening.
KEVIN T
Suit yourself.
HANNAH, KEVIN J
AND IT’S SOMEHOW LIKE WE’RE STUCK HERE
AT A MESSED UP COSTUME PARTY
DIANE, KEVIN T
AND THERES' NOTHING HERE FAMILIAR
HANNAH, KEVIN J
FAR AWAY FROM THOSE YOU CARE FOR
ALL OTHERS
THERE AND HERE
BEULAH
Well if you won't try cod tongue, we got cheeseburgers - or we got hot dogs too-
and there's tuna casserole over there —or I could make you up a bologna sandwich?
KEVIN J
Are there vegetables in Canada?
KEVIN T
We’re vegetarians.
KEVIN J
I converted him.
KEVIN T
Anyway, I notice this other passenger who hasn't eaten anything at all -
KEVIN J
Kevin's suddenly in everyone else's business.
KEVIN T
So, I notify our hosts.
RABBI (Lew)
No. No, thank you. Please. I'm fine.
BEULAH
Turns out he's an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi and he only eats Kosher food. Now, we
have all kinds of people living in Newfoundland: Protestants, Baptists, Catholics,
Salvation Army-ists —but not a lot of Jewish people.
KEVIN T
And a couple vegetarians.
BEULAH
Annette- what'ya on about? He did not say that.
ANNETTE
Well, he said something like that.
ALI (Jorge)
Miss Beulah? Hello.
BEULAH
Ah!... Hello, Ali.
ALI (Jorge)
May I ask? This food. What is it?
BEULAH
That's called Cod au Gratin.
ALI (Jorge)
Cod oh?
BEULAH
Fish with cheese. It's fish. With cheese.
CLAUDE
People start taking passengers back to their houses
to get cleaned up and then inviting them to dinner
- and then putting them up in their guest rooms.
MARTHA (Carrie G)
Look, Misses. I’m just 20 weeks along and my Terry's already set up the nursery,
you and your little one will be much more comfortable there.
BRITNEY (Carrie W)
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
Would you like to come back to my house for a shower?
BOB
People are saying “we want you to come to our house.” And I think, what is up with
this? I mean, are they charging for these "free" showers? Or are they gonna go all
Norman Bates. Anyway, I wasn't falling for it. But finally, I’m invited back to the
Mayor of Appleton's house - that sounds fancy, but it's not —there's a mayor for
every town of a thousand people in Newfoundland. There's the Mayor of Gander
DERM (Ethan)
Come on in, son. The Irish Whiskey's in the bar downstairs.
BOB
His wife shows me where my bedroom is and where the shower is and through it
all, I keep thinking- where am I going to leave my wallet? Someone is gonna steal
my wallet.
KEVIN T
Kevin, we're on the other side of the continent. We're not taking a boat.
KEVIN J
So I stop an officer and ask him, "How do I get back home?"
BOB
Yeah, how do we get out of here?
OZ
Well, you take a taxi to The Goose - there's a bus there to Port Aux Basque, leaves
once a day, that's about six hours. Once you're there, you take the ferry across the
Gulf, right? That's eight hours or so, then you catch another bus, not sure how often
they leave, but it's another eight hours to Yarmouth where you can get another ferry
to the US Border, that's another four hours or so - and from Bar Harbor you should
be able to grab a Greyhound to wherever you need to go.
NICK
I might get a picture or two before we go.
KEVIN T
I finally convince Kevin to go for a walk.
KEVIN J
There's four of us to begin with. This Texan woman and this English guy with a
disposable camera and a huge stick up his ass.
KEVIN T
They're nice enough...
Kevin and I are a little wary of telling people we're together.
KEVIN J
I mean you just don't know how redneck people can be.
DIANE
(happily)
This nice gay couple come along with us.
NICK
We kind of make small talk. They ask me what I do.
NICK
Wait… You've got a son?
DIANE
Yes. David. The one who was flying on Tuesday.
KEVIN J
She goes on and on about England and how she didn't get to travel when she was married.
NICK
Wait. You're divorced?
DIANE
Yes. For a long time now.
KEVIN T
(to Nick)
What about you?
NICK
No. Not divorced, I mean… Not that I’m married! I’m neither, I travel a lot for work-
KEVIN T.
Kevin and I work for an environmental energy company. It’s my company – and
Kevin’s my secretary.
KEVIN J.
I’m his sexy-tary.
KEVIN T.
Anyway – we do a lot of green work, so we generally hate people who work in oil.
NICK
I just got the feeling that they hated me.
NICK
And I think, I’ll stay with Diane, you know, instead of the gay men who hate me.
DOUG (Robert)
FAA was pretty clear about "No rare chimpanzees on Canadian soil."
DOUG (Robert)
-what is that?
BONNIE
It's rare chimpanzee shit. What do you think it is?
DOUG (Robert)
I’ve got to get back to Air Traffic Control!
BONNIE
Doug-look up! Do you see anything flying?
DOUG (Robert)
I can't see across the friggin’ Atlantic!
DOUG (Robert)
Get your own litter!
(Doug exits)
BONNIE
Fine then! Goodbye!
STAFF 8 (Jacob)
Health Canada says all this food needs refrigeration, but we've got nowhere to store
it – none of the shelters are equipped for this!
STAFF 1 (Courtney)
We're getting three more truckloads of food tonight –
STAFF 8 (Jacob)
Stop them! We've got nowhere to put it!
STAFF 7 (Lew)
Well, then what do we feed people?
STAFF 12 (Robert)
We also need that girl at Rogers to announce that rotary, hockey, boys and girls club
-everything's cancelled until further notice.
Marisa Jacob Robert Becca Courtney Jewell
You need to Well cancel Don’t look Now That Rogers Until further
Talk to The effing At me! It’s There’s five Give does Notice? What
Heath Food too! Not my Vats of NOT know Does that
Canada Decision! Chili. My What she’s Mean?
Uncle has a Doing.
truck
CLAUDE
Hold on. Did you just say that Hockey's cancelled?
JANICE
3:47pm - The town is asking all bulk food deliveries be taken to the Gander
community center hockey rink. Since hockey's canceled, the Mayor is now calling
it…
CLAUDE
The world's largest walk-in refrigerator!
KEVIN J.
We're not sure how much to say —you just don't know where the red states are in a
foreign country, right?
KEVIN T.
But we'd been drinking al afternoon and I accidentally say something like, Kevin
and I have been together for almost five years…
KEVIN J. (Quickly)
In business. We've been together in business. I’m his sexy-tary —His secretary!
KEVIN T.
And it feels like the entire bar goes silent –
KEVIN J.
And I'm like… Oh, god.
KEVIN T.
And then Matty says…
MATTY (Lew)
You're gay?
KEVIN J.
And I'm about to pass out.
MATTY (Lew)
Well, praise be to God. My daughter's gay!
KEVIN T.
And then Brenda says…
BRENDA (Courtney)
Sure, my sister's gay —and the woman across the road just ran off with her best
friend!
KEVIN T.
And then Brenda's brother says...
KEVIN T.
We somehow ended up in the gayest town in Newfoundland. And Kevin and I are
looking at each other like I—think I even say, "There must be something in the
water." And then Brenda's brother says…
DERM (Ethan)
Right, m'son, do me a favor and start to round up some grills.
BOB
Round up some grills?
DERM (Ethan)
Yeah, just go to people's yards and take their grills.
BOB
…Take their grills? Someone's gonna shoot me.
DERM (Ethan)
No, no, no, no, no… Just go to people's yards and grab their grill.
BOB
(To the audience)
So I’m going from yard to yard and I keep thinking, someone is going to shoot me in the back.
BOB
…This is your barbecue?
BOB
Listen, I am so sorry –
BOB
I get offered a cup a tea in every single backyard - and most of them offer to help
me steal their own barbecues. We bring them all over to the community center- no
names on them. I don't know how they ever get em' back. But that's how we have
a big cookout – completey free. After that I stop worrying so much about my
wallet.
JANICE
8:45 am.
ALL
Thursday.
JANICE
September 13th. We've got a… situation down at Gander Academy.
BEULAH
Ladies and Gentlemen. We have an indelicate request. We need volunteers to help
clean the bathrooms. As you can imagine, with 70 adults in a primary school…
Health Canada needs us to clean them every hour and a half and we just don't
have the people. So, we're asking for your help.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
But no one volunteers.
BEULAH
No one comes. And we're run of our feet with everything else. And then –
7E - Cardiologists
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Sweet Jesus in the garden.
This line of men comes walking down the hall.
(Cardiologists enter)
CARDIOLOGIST (Lew)
If we don't get these bathrooms clean, we're going to have... bigger problems.
HANNAH
I AM HERE- I AM HERE ON AN ISLAND
I AM HIS MOTHER
I’M FAR AWAY- STUCK HERE IM' TRYING TO FIND OUT-
FINE - I'LL HOLD AGAIN ISHOULD BE DOWN THERE
AND CHECKING THE HOSPITALS PUTTING UP SIGNS
DOING SOMETHING! INSTEAD
BEULAH
She leaves message after message for her son —until there's no more room on his
answering machine.
HANNAH
ALL I KNOW
SI YOU ARE THERE
YOU ARE THERE AND I AM HERE
BEULAH
She finally got some news.
HANNAH
They said it was Kev's day off-but someone else said there were more men down
there than were scheduled.
I should be looking for him. He's always there for me- trying to make me laugh.
Tells me stupid jokes. He loves jokes —tells them to the kids at the firehouse, while
he fixes their bikes.
I should be there.
BEULAH
I know there's nothing I can do to help. But I do know a few jokes. There was a
sailor who was stationed in the South Pacific, far away from his wife who he'd just
married. And when he was away, he wrote her a letter. He said, "We're going to be
apart for a long time - and this island is full of young, attractive native girls. I need
something to take my mind of them."
So his wife sends him an accordion and says, "Why don't you learn to play this
then?" So finally, he comes home from his tour of duty and says to his wife, "I can't
wait to get you into bed." And she says, "First let's see how well you play that
accordion."
HANNAH
That was a really stupid joke.
7G – Before Prayer
And nobody moves. Even the people outside are standing still. And I look up at the
TVs and realize - it's a national moment of silence in America. And all of these
Newfoundlanders - these people from another country - they maintain that moment
of silence. I don't know if that would happen back home - at a busy gas station on
the main drag - but it happened here.
HANNAH
Beulah walks me to church - and when we get there, I light a candle for my son.
BEULAH
And I do too.
8 - Prayer
KEVIN T.
I suddenly realized what that music was from my dream - it was an old hymn from
when I was a kid. Now, I haven't been to church in years, but for some reason that
song was in my head.
RABBI (Lew)
OSEH SHALOM BIM'ROMAV
HU YA'ASEH SHALOM ALEINU
V'AL KOL YISRAEL
V'IMRU, V'IMRU AMEN
There is a man here in town. He's lived here nearly his entire life. He heard that
there was a Rabbi diverted here and he came to find me and tell me his story.
EDDIE (Ethan)
I was born in Poland, I think. And my parents - they were Jews - they sent me here
before the war started- I still remember some prayers they taught me. As a boy, I was
told I should never tell anyone that I was Jewish-even my wife. But after what
happened on Tuesday-so many stories gone - just like that. I needed to tell someone.
ALI (Jorge)
During El-Fagir, when most people are asleep it is easier to pray. But at El-Dhuhr, I
can feel them watching me. Sometimes I catch them when they think I'm not looking
—and I can see the fear in their eyes.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Excuse me? Beulah wanted me to check on you. The library's open - for anyone
looking for some peace —and a quiet place to pray.
KEVIN T
MAKE ME A CHANNEL OF YOUR PEACE
WHERE THERE'S DESPAIR IN LIFE, LET ME BRING HOPE
WHERE THERE IS DARKNESS, ONLY LIGHT
AND WHERE THERES' SADNESS, EVER JOY
DOUG (Robert)
…But they're not allowed anywhere near the planes.
BONNIE
And I'm worried about Unga, the pregnant Bonobo. Al animals are affected badly
by stress - not just humans.
ALL
ON THE EDGE
BEULAH
We've got the TVs going 24/7 in the cafeteria. And the more they watch, the more
scared and angry they get.
ALL
ON THE EDGE OF THE
OZ
Some of the Plane People haven't slept in three days. None of us have either – and
we're jumping at our own shadows.
ALL
ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
BELULAH ALI (Jorge)
Around suppertime on Thursday, people are (On the phone)
waiting to use the phones and there’s a fight in Ana Kwayiss Alhamdullialh. El aakl henna
The hallway - Helw awi. Hagga Faw’a el wassif. Lekin,
Fee ness, fee nass kateera herna,
Be-yeboosooly akiny Irakept gerrema
PASSENGER 11 (Ethan)
Hey. Hey! What the hell are you saying?
ALI (Jorge)
I beg your pardon?
ALI (Jorge)
(into the phone)
MaMa, Laazim a'fil el sikha delwaa'ty —salaam. Bahibik-
PASSENGER 11 (Ethan)
Why doesn't he speak English?
ALI (Jorge)
Excuse me?
PASSENGER 8 (Jacob)
You telling your Muslim friends where to bomb next?
ALI (Jorge)
This was not all Muslims! And I was not-
PASSENGER 11 (Ethan)
Go back where you came from!
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
I’m Muslim and I was born in Connecticut!
BEULAH
She's an American citizen.
PASSENGER 11 (Ethan)
You don't look American. You –
PASSENGER 2 (Jewell)
What does that even mean?
BEULAH
Sir, stop it!
ALL
ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD OR WHEREVER WE ARE
WE ARE - WE ARE - WE ARE ON THE EDGE
IS THERE SOMETHING I- NEED TO DO SOMETHING
TO KEEP ME FROM THINKING OF ALL OF THOSE SCENES ON THE TUBE
I NEED SOMETHING TO DO - CAUSE I CAN'T WATCH THE NEWS
NO I CAN’T WATCH THE NEWS ANYMORE
ON THE EDGE
CLAUDE
The FAA keeps delaying opening the airspace - and here on the ground, we're
dealing with a whole mess of other problems.
ALL
ON THE EDGE OF THE
BEVERLEY
Some of the planes are parked on a runway where the surface is all torn up. That
debris gets into an engine and they'll never leave.
ALL
ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
DOUG (Robert)
One of the big planes a- triple 7- is sinking into the asphalt. If we don't do
something, she'll be stuck here forever.
JANICE
I interview a woman from Queens —a mother. Her son is a firefighter and they still can't account for
him. She starts crying and I start crying too. And I can't stop shaking. I don't know if I can do this
anymore.
BEVERLEY
I check in with Air Traffic Control again and it's more bad news. Not only is the airspace
still closed, but there's a storm headed for Newfoundland. Hurricane Erin is making landfall
by tomorrow or the day after. If we don't get these planes in the air soon, no one's going anywhere.
OZ
Claude, people are starting to crack.
CLAUDE
Let's get everyone down to the Legion.
KEVIN T.
Everyone's going down to the Legion for a drink.
KEVIN J.
Hi, have you seen my boyfriend? His name is Kevin, he's about that tall, and he's
lost his mind.
KEVIN T.
I just want to go out!
KEVIN J.
Well, I don’t
KEVIN T.
Well I’m not going without you.
KEVIN J.
Well, I’m not…. Staying for a long time.
KEVIN J.
One drink!
BEULAH
Hannah? Everyone's going out tonight.
HANNAH
You go on without me, Beulah… I need to wait by the phone.
BEULAH
… I’ll wait with you.
BEVERLEY
I keep waiting to hear from the airline. So I'll just be here by the phone, Tom, if the
kids want to speak with me.
DOUG (Robert)
Bonnie? I know you're not leaving the animals, so I brought you some chili. But I
really think that tonight, you should come home and get some sleep...
BONNIE
Doug! Oh my —Get in here! We are about to have the first rare Bonobo chimpanzee
born in Newfoundland!
OZ
Beulah! They need some food down at the Legion if you can spare any.
ALI (Jorge)
Mis Beulah. Please let me help with the food.
BEULAH
No, m'love. You're a guest –
BEULAH
Get in there!
DIANE
Everyone's going out to the bar- and Nick is going.
NICK
I'm going if Diane is going.
DIANE
And I think, nobody here knows me – I can be whoever I want to be…
BOB
I'm not worried about my wallet. I’m not worried about getting shot. I am a little
Worried about how much Irish whiskey I’m drinking…
EVERYONE enters the bar excitedly!
A couple of the local b'ys get up with their accordions and fiddles - and
someone brings out an ugly stick.
MEN
FAREWELL TO ALL YOU PRETTY LADIES
WAVING FROM THE DOCK
HEAVE AWAY, ME JOLLIES, HEAVE AWAY
AND IF WE DO RETURN TO YOU
WE'LL MAKE YOUR CRADLES ROCK
HEAVE AWAY, ME JOLY BOYS, WER'E ALL BOUND AWAY
WOMEN
FAREWELL YOU NEWFOUNDLANDER BOYS
YOU’RE LEAVING US ALONE
HEAVE AWAY, ME JOLLIES, HEAVE AWAY
AND IF YOU FIND ANOTHER
WE'VE GOT LOVERS OF OUR OWN
ALL
HEAVE AWAY, ME JOLY BOYS, WE’RE ALL BOUND AWAY
OZ
And then we get the karaoke going.
DELORES (Becca)
NEAR… FAR…
ALL
WHEREVER WE ARE!
OZ
Then we decide to have a bit of a ceremony.
ALL
TO BE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
CLAUDE
THE ONLY OTHER WAY AT ANY RATE
IS PASS AWAY AND PRAY TO FATE AND WAIT
TO REINCARNATE
ALL
AS A NEWFOUNDLANDER
HEY HEY - COME ON INSIDE
NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING TRIED
ACTOR 5 (Carrie G)
ONLY ACOUPLE PEOPLE CRIED
ALL
YOUL'L BE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
HEY HEY-SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE
YOU’LL FEEL BETTER IN A YEAR
ACTOR 7 (Lew)
TRY TO IGNORE YOUR DOUBTS AND FEARS
ALL
AND YOU’LL BE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
CLAUDE
Now we needs a couple volunteers! Who wants to become a Newfoundlander?
BOB
Right here!
KEVIN T.
I have no idea why I put up my hand. Kevin's like...
KEVIN J.
Ohmygod – are you serious?
KEVIN T Tries to Dance A Jig
Ohmygod – you are serious.
KEVIN T.
Yes-I'm serious. Don't do to if you don't want to.
KEVIN J.
I won’t.
CLAUDE
Where you from, buddy?
KEVIN T.
Los Angeles.
CLAUDE
LA! Who else?
DIANE
Us
NICK
Actually, I’m not sure – I don’t like preforming….
DIANE
We want to be Newfoundlanders!
CLAUDE
Alright, where are you folks from?
CLAUDE
Texas! (to Nick) What part of Texas are you from, Buddy?
NICK
No. I’m from –
DIANE
No! I’M from Texas. He’s from (like the Queen) “England”.
CLAUDE
Well, wait. How does that work?
NICK
How does what work?
CLAUDE
How does your marriage work with you being in England and her in Texas?
NICK DIANE
No - No – we’re not married.
CLAUDE
Oh, I’m sorry – I just assumed you were married… Well, would you like to be?
NICK DIANE
Ah- Well, why not?!
NICK
Diane had had two beers by then, so it was probably the alcohol talking.
DIANE
I've never had more than one beer at a time before, so it was probably the alcohol
talking.
NICK
I went and got her two more beers.
ALL
WHEN YOU BECOME A NEWFOUNDLANDER
CLAUDE
CAUSE WE SPEAKS ADIFFERENT LANGUAGE, SON
WE ADDS SOME ESSES AND SOME RUM
YOU’LL HAVE OT TRY A GOOD COD TONGUE
ALL
WHEN YOU BECOME A NEWFOUNDLANDER
CHORUS
HEY HEY -JUST DO YOUR BEST
NOTHING SCARY - NOTHING YET
ACTOR 3 (Carrie W)
YOU’LL HAVE TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU’RE DRESSED
They put So’wester hats on each screechee
ALL
AND YOU’LL BE ANEWFOUNDLANDER
HEY HEY - JUST SING ALONG
NOTHING VENTURED JUST PROLONGED
CLAUDE
THERE’S THIRTY VERSES IN THIS SONG
ALL
THEN YOU’LL BE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
CLAUDE
Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Screech. Back in World War 2, an officer was stationed
here and was offered some of this stuff. Al the locals were tossing it back with nar' a
quiver, so he does too, and lets out an ear-piecing.
CLAUDE
And now it's your turn. Are you ready?
NICK DIANE BOB KEVIN T
Um.. I’m not sure Wait – did you No. Nope. Not really Do we have to drink
that- Justsay- ready. this?
CLAUDE
Good! All together now. One!
CLAUDE
Two!
CLAUDE
Three!
CLAUDE
Down the hatch!
(All drink)
KEVIN T.
Screech is basically bad Jamaican rum.
DIANE
Screech is delicious.
BOB
And then they brought the Cod.
KEVIN T.
The Cod.
NICK
The Cod.
DIANE
The Cod.
CLAUDE
NOW WITH EVERY TRANSFORMATION
COMES A TINY BIT OF RISK
YOU’VE GOT TO WALK THE PLANK
AND THERE’LL BE BLOOD OR THERE’LL BE BLISS
AND IT'S THE SAME TO EB ANEWFOUNDLANDER
EVERY PERSONS' WISH
SO DON'T BE DUMB
JUST TAKE THE PLUNGE
AND GO ON -KISS THE FISH!
NEWFOUNDLANDERS
(Continues Underneath)
I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
CLAUDE
Ladies and gentlemen - this is a genuine freshly caught Newfoundland Cod - and if
you want to become an honorary Newfoundlander, you'll have to give her a smooch!
One!
(Bob kisses the fish)
KEVIN T.
I’ll risk it.
(Kevin T. Kisses the fish)
CLAUDE
Two!
NICK
I’m not kissing a fish.
DIANE
Come on, I will if you will!
NICK
Oh, my god. Fine.
(Nick kisses the fish)
DIANE
Oh, God. I can't do it.
NICK
What? I just did!
CLAUDE
Now you gotta kiss the cod —it's a vital part of the ceremony.
DIANE
No! I can't do it!
NICK
Wait… what?
DIANE
Okay.
(DIANE kisses him)
ALL
HEY HEY - COME ON TONIGHT
TAKE A RSIK AND TAKE A RIDE
JUMP RIGHT IN WITH BOTH FEET TIED
AND YOUL'L BE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
CLAUDE
AFTER IT'S OVER YOU’LL REMEMBER
ALL
THAT YOU’RE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
10A – After Screech In
The band kicks in again, as EVERYONE trials out of the bar.
CLUADE
Good job L.A.!
OZ
Goodnight now!
KEVIN T.
Kevin? Where’d you go? Kevin?
AMERICAN AIRLINES
HAD THE PRETTIEST PLANES
SO I APPLIED AS A FLIGHT ENGINEER
BUT THE WORLD WAR 2 PILOTS, THEY ALL COMPLAINED
THEY SAID, "GIRLS SHOULD’T BE IN THE COCKPIT - HEY LADY, HEY BABY,
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB US ADRINK?"
AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WEREN'T MY FRIENDS BACK THEN
AND THEY SAID, "ARE YOU BETTER THAN US, DO YOU THINK?"
BUT I KEPT GETTING HIRED AND
THE WORLD WAR 2 CREW - THEY RETIRED AND
THE GIRLS ALL THOUGHT MUCH HIGHER OF ME
BEVERLEY
SUDDENLY I’M GETTING MARRIED
AND WE'RE PUTTING PINS ON A MAP WHERE WE'VE FLOWN
SUDDENLY I AM AMOTHER
AND SUDDENLY SHOCKED AT HOW MUCH THEY’VE GROWN
Hello?
I’m on my way.
ALL
Friday.
JANICE
September 14th. Shelters will be alerted as each plane is cleared to go.
BOB
Our pilot says to pack up. It's sudden notice - the middle of the night-and we're
leaving in an hour. But these people- they make these bag lunches - and they form
a… a gauntlet - handing them out -and we all walk through it and get our lunches
and say goodbye to all of them. We try to give them money, but they won't take it.
DERM (Ethan)
No, m'son. You would've done the same.
BOB
I drank all your whiskey.
DERM (Ethan)
I would've done the same.
DIANE
Nnnnnn.
NICK
You were snoring.
DIANE
My head hurts.
NICK
You had a couple.
DIANE
Did I kiss the fish?
NICK
Don’t you?... Yes, you did.
DIANE
Oh good… Wait –
NICK
We’re running out of time. Our plane could be the next one to go.
KEVIN T.
Our plane could be the next one to go. Are you still upset that I kissed a fish?
KEVIN J.
No. I’m upset that I left the bar and you didn’t even notice!
KEVIN T.
You left without telling me-
KEVIN J.
After everything that's happened. You're out there acting like it's okay. And it's not
okay.
KEVIN T.
I know. But I'm not gonna shut myself inside. Let's just get back to LA.
KEVIN J.
I tried to change my flight to New York. They wouldn’t do it.
NICK
My conference was cancelled. So, I head back to London immediately.
KEVIN T.
I don't understand. Why would you....?
KEVIN J.
I just need to be back home.
NICK
Back home.
DIANE
Back home.
KEVIN T.
Back home.
NICK
Well. All good things, right?
OZ
No, buddy. You would've done the same.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
But one guy keeps insisting till Beulah finally tells him…
BEULAH
Lok, you can slip it in the suggestion box down at Town Hall, but honestly, we’re
happy with a thank you on your way out.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Captain Bristol – that pilot for Virgin Atlantic. He comes to find me to help him
round up his passengers.
BEULAH
Annette – for…
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Don’t. Blablablablablabla
All The Locals Overlap Saying Goodbye
BOB
We get down to the airport - and it's chaos. Passengers dropped of from multiple
flights. Every bag has to be emptied.
OZ
No scissors. No nail clippers. If any bags are unidentified, they’ll be blown up.
BOB
Then someone says there’s an issue with security.
BEVERLEY
One of my flight attendants come to find me. She says…
BEVERLEY
I am responsible for the safety of my passengers and my crew. And security tells me
any perceived threats must be taken extremely seriously.
ALI (Jorge)
At first I do not understand what the police are asking. And then I do.
In my culture, there is a word - "awrah" —the area between your stomach and your
knees. It is forbidden in my religion for anyone to see this but my wife.
To have a woman in the room, watching this. Watching me. You can't understand.
BEVERLEY
It is the most thorough body search I’ve ever witnessed. And when it’s over, I find
him and I tell him – I am so very sorry that happened.
ALI (Jorge)
Am I free to go now?
ACTOR 11 (Ethan)
When are we leaving?!
The CROWD jumps in with questions about leaving, pulling BEVERLY away.
…which makes us one of the lucky ones as some planes may still be here for quite
some time. Now, I have no control over this. You've paid for a flight from Paris to
Dallas. If I get clearance, I will take you to Dallas. But if I am not cleared for Dallas, I
have to take y'all back to France.
But we will make arrangements as quickly as we can to get y'all back to the United
States where you need to be.
CROWD 5 (Carrie G)
I can't go back. I just adopted my daughter – we could lose her if we go back to
Europe.
CROWD 11 (Ethan)
Hey! Hey! We can vote on this. We can make them go where we want to go.
CROWD 11 (Ethan)
Fuck that! Who’s for Switzerland?!
BEVERLEY
This is not a democracy! I am the captain and this is coming from American Airlines
and the FAA. You are not voting on our destination. Now, if we have any situation
that needs to be dealt with, we will be pulled out of line and we will be the last flight
HANNAH
After hours of waiting, they tell us we’re not leaving yet after all.
JANICE
4:18pm. There’s a 747 with a flat tire blocking the runway.
NICK
But Diane wants to take one last look around. And I can’t let her go by herself.
DIANE
Ans we find a gorgeous lookout: The Dover Fault.
NICK
There’s about a million stairs.
DIANE
It’s beautiful! Nick! You’ve gotta see this.
NICK
Wow…
DIANE
I can’t believe we’re here.
NICK
I know.
DIANE
I can’t believe we’re leaving!
NICK
I don’t want to go.
NICK
I don’t know. I’m – I’m going to get a picture or two.
DIANE
Oh, okay.
12 – Stop The Worl;d
NICK
STOP THE WORLD
TAKE A PICTURE
TRY TO CAPTURE
TO ENSURE THIS MOMENT LASTS
WE’RE STILL IN IT
BUT IN A MINUTE
THAT'S THE LIMIT
AND THIS PRESENT WILL BE PAST
SO HERE WE ARE
WHERE THE WORLD HAS COME TOGETHER
SO HERE SHE'LL BE
NI THIS PICTURE FOREVER
DIANE
Look at this: Five hundred and forty million years ago, the continents of the world
crashed together right here. And two hundred million years ago, they separated
again, moving apart from each other.
NICK
Huh.
DIANE
But a little part of them was left behind.
NICK
No, no. Stay where you are.
DIANE
Really?
NICK
Really. It’s perfect.
DIANE
STOP THE WORLD
SEIZE THE MOMENT
BUT THE MINUTE HE GOES
YOU’RE ALONE AND ITS' THROUGH
PINCH YOURSELF
TELL YOURSELF
YOU’RE JUST DREAMING
THAT MEANS HE’LL FORGET ABOUT YOU
ALL
Saturday.
CLAUDE
September 15th. Finally, they get the planes going again —and I go down to tell the
Wish Kids that they're being sent home without getting to Disneyworld after all. But
they're not sad about it. They're going on hayrides, canoe rides, and someone
dresses up as the town mascot: Commander Gander. And it turns out that if they'd
made it to Orlando, they would've got four days of rain.
12 A - Goodbyes
BONNIE
I'm just doing one more litter scoop, and then I'll get them on the planes!
Lyle. You're a beautiful cat. I've taped your pill bottle to your carrier and made sure
someone'll see it. You did good. You're going to be fine.
Ralph. You're a good cocker spaniel. I know the night security crew ran you a bit
ragged, so I want you to sleep on the plane, okay?
RALPH BARKS
Okay.
Unga... I've never met a rare Bonobo chimpanzee before. We don't get many of
them here in Newfoundland. And since your partner there likes to throw
his own feces, I'm going to say that you are the nicest rare Bonobo chimpanzee I've ever
met... And I want you to know that I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you lost your baby.
I've got three, and some days they're more trouble than they're worth... Anyway.
You're going to be okay.
BEVERLEY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOWS
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT RAIN - IS MAINE
WE'VE JUST CROSSED THE CANADIAN BORDER
WELCOME BACK TO THE U.S. OF A.
BOB
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AT THE WORLD UNDERNEATH
DIANE
AND THOUGH HE’S HERE NEXT TO ME, IN A SECOND HE’LL GO
KEVIN J
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW
KEVIN T.
KEVIN TALK TO ME, PLEASE
HANNAH
AND OUT THE WINDOW WE SEE
ALL
A PLACE WE ALL KNOW BELOW
ALL
SOMEWHERE - IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
NI THE MIDDLE OF WHO KNOWS WHERE (WHO KNOWS WHERE)
THERE'LL YOU’LL FIND (SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF)
SOMETHING - IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF CLEAR, BLUE AIR - YOU FOUND YOUR HEART
BUT LEFT A PART OF YOU BEHIND
DIANE
Nick and I sit together and I just want to say something, but we’re leaving… ad it’s over…
NICK
And then she starts crying. And I don't know what to say, so I just put my arm
around her - and I go to kiss her on the forehead - to comfort her.
DIANE
Well, there was some turbulence —and honestly I just thought he missed! So I –
(THEY Kiss)
BEVERLEY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW
YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS THIS - WE JUST ENTERED TEXAS!
ALL
SOMEWHERE (SOMEWHERE) - IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE (NOWHERE)
IN THE MIDDLE OF WHO KNOWS WHERE (WHO KNOWS WHERE)
THERE'LL YOU'LL FIND (SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF)
JOEY (Lew)
Everyone’s drinking and comparing stories.
DELORES (Becca)
Where did you stay? What did you do?
DIANE
But mostly Nick and I spend the plane ride home canoodling in the back.
NICK
At one point, a flight attendant comes ‘round saying…
Cold towel?
CHORUS
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN
(THE PACE OF LIFE AND WORK)
AND WHERE YOU’RE GOING
(SOMETHING MAKES YOU STOP AND NOTICE)
AND YOU’RE FINALLY NI THE MOMENT
ALL
SOMEWHERE - IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF WHO KNOWS WHERE (WHO KNOWS WHERE)
THERE YOU'LL FIND
HOME AMERICA
TAXI-ING, WE'RE ALL CHEERING,
HOME IN AMERICA
WE'RE DOWN!
HOME AMERICA
THANKING EVERYONE – THANK
YOU FOR FLYING AMERICAN! HOME IN AMERICA
HUGGING THEM
HUGGING MY CREW CAUSE HOME AMERICA
WE’RE HOME AGAIN
PAST THE GATE UP HOME IN AMERICA
THE STAIRS HOME AMERICA
AND WE’RE THERE HOME IN AMERICA
AND HE’s WAITING IN LINE
HOME
(a capella)
NO, IM FINE TOM, IM FINE
13A – Diane and Nick Say Goodbye
DIANE
So…
NICK
So…
DIANE
So you’ll call?
NICK
As soon as I get back.
OZ
BACK TO THE SIMPLE AND PLAIN
DWIGHT (Jorge)
FOR FIVE DAYS THE WEATHER HAD BEEN SO NICE
BONNIE
BUT AS THEY BOARDED IT STARTED TO RAIN
BEULAH
AT THE END OF THE DAY, AFTER EVERYONE LEFT
OZ
WE ALL TRIED TO GO BACK TO NORMAL EXCEPT
CLAUDE
THE TOWN WAS MORE QUIET AND SOMEHOW FAR EMPTIER
BONNIE
WE ALL LOOKED THE SAME, BUT WE’RE DIFFERENT THAN WE WERE
BEULAH
THE GYM WAS A SIGHT – AS I STACKED THE LAST COT
DWIGHT (Jorge)
THANK-YOU’S WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AND THINGS THEY FORGOT
CLAUDE
THE BOARD OF HEALTH SAYS CLEAN IT UP – EVERY PART
ALL
SO WE START
ALL
Sunday.
CLAUDE
September 16th. After five days, they just ran the Zamboni over the ice. And played
hockey.
With the plane people gone, I tell my staff “Go home, get some sleep.” We were all
exhausted – just spent – most of us had been up for five days straight working. But
somehow I can’t sleep, so I sit down and turn on the television. And I just started
crying. I hadn’t let myself cry the whole time.
ALL
SOMETHING’S GONE
BOB
Out the airplane window, I can see Manhattan and there’s still smoke. And suddenly
I’m afraid all over again – and there are others afraid too.
ALL
SOMETHING’S OVER
BOB
I know Newark airport. You could pull a truck over on the side of the turnpike and
shoot a grenade launcher at a plane coming in.
ALL
SOMETHING’S DONE
BOB
But nothing happens.
KEVIN T
I drive Kevin back to his place. We don’t say much.
ALL
SOMETHING’S MISSING
ALL
SOMETHING’S CHANGED
NICK
My flat is the same as I left it. But emptier. Quieter. I start to unpack – and I find the
camera.
ALL
SOMETHING’S REARRANGED
ALI (Jorge)
On the way to my restaurant, I drop my daughter at school, but she won’t go in. She
says she’s scared. What do I tell her?
ALL
SOMETHING’S STRAINED
BOB
Back at mt dad’s house – I look out the window – at this view I’ve looked at my
whole life. And now a part of it – something’s missing.
ALL
SOMETHING’S MISSING
KEVIN T
Kevin breaks up with me. And then he quits and moves back home to New York.
And I miss him. I miss his jokes.
ALL
SOMETHING’S LOST
DIANE
Nick and I call each other when we can. But… it’s awful. The only reason we met
was because this terrible thing happened.
ALL
SOME THINGS COST
ALL
SOMETHING’S NOT
BOB
My dad asks, “Were you ok out there where you were stranded?” How do I tell him that I
wasn't just okay – I was so much better.
ALL
SOMETHING’S MISSING
BEVERLEY
I phone American and say, "I'm ready to go wherever you want to send me."
But they say take a few days of. I phone every day and I am back at the airport by
Thursday. And it's empty. Silent. It's just a—different place. And I stop what few
passengers there are and I say, "Thank you for still flying."
BEULAH
(Answering the phone)
Hello. You’ve reached the Gander Academy, this is Beulah Davis. How can I help
you?
HANNAH
…He’s gone. It’s over.
BEULAH
…Oh, no. I’m so sorry, Hannah. I’m so sorry.
HANNAH
YOU ARE HERE
AT THE END OF A MOMENT
AT THE END OF THE WORLD
HERE OTHERS
SOMETHING’S GONE
NICK SOMETHING’S OVER
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC
BEVERLEY
IN AN AIRPORT
DIANE
IN MY HOUSE
BOB
ON AN ISLAND
BEULAH
IN A CLASSROOM OTHERS
SOMETHING’S REARRANGED
JANICE
AT THE STATION
OZ
IN MY CAR
ALL
AND WHEREVER YOU ARE (SOMETHING’S GONE)
YOU ARE HERE
CLAUDE
Morning, Crystal.
CRYSTAL (Courtney)
Morning Mister Mayor. Pepsi?
CLAUDE
That’s right. Morning Dwight
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Morning Claude. Garth. Crystal
DOUG (Robert)
Claude. Crystal. Dwight. Garth. Morning.
JANICE
Morning, B’ys.
CLAUDE
Morning, Janice.
GARTH (Jacob)
Janice.
DOUG (Robert)
Janice.
CRYSTAL (Courtney)
Janice.
CLAUDE
What’s the news?
JANICE
Strike still on?
GARTH (Jacob)
Well, we’re coming to the table.
CLAUDE
Well we’re coming to the table too.
DWIGHT (Jorge)
Are they tearing down the airport?
CLAUDE
Not today.
OZ
Mister Mayor, I saw your car in the lot. You might want to get down to Town Hall.
We just opened the suggestion box.
ANNETTE (Marisa)
Every day for months, passengers sent back chocolates, flowers…
BEULAH
Donations of all kinds.
CLAUDE
Postcards and letters came in from everywhere.
ALI (Jorge)
Dear Miss Beulah. When my daughter asks about what happened to me over those
five days, I tell her about your kindness. Thank you again. Sincerely, Ali. PS.,. please
send me the recipe for the fish and the cheese.
BONNIE
Ralph, the cocker spaniel, went on to become a champion show dog!
DOUG (Robert)
And Unga the rare Bonobo chimpanzee arrived safely at the Columbus Zoo.
BONNIE
And soon after, she had a baby - which they named Gander.
JANICE
Tom Brokaw phones me. Tom Brokaw. He's doing a documentary – and since
I was the only reporter in town – I’m the only one with any footage.
REPORTER 9 (Jorge)
I’m reporting live from Newfoundland for BBC
REPORTER 8 (Jacob)
CBC.
REPORTER 7 (Lew)
CTV
REPORTER 5 (Carrie G)
Al Jazeera.
JANICE
For Rogers TV, I’m Janice Mosher – On September 11th.
ALL
Two thousand eleven.
JANICE
The town is again filled with Come From Aways. On the tenth anniversary, from all
around the world, we welcome back the Plane People.
15 - Finale
CLAUDE
One! Two!
ALL
One two three four!
ALL
WE ALL COME FROM AWAY
MEN
WELCOME TO THE ROCK
ALL
I’M AND ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AND ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AND ISLANDER, I AM AN ISLANDER
ANNETTE (Marisa)
WELCOME TO OUR ISLAND WITH ITS INLETS AND ITS BAYS
YOU COULD KEEP ON HEADING EAST,
BUT THERE’S AN OCEAN IN THE WAY
GARTH (Jacob)
WHERE EVERYTHING IS MEANT TO BE,
BUT NOTHING GOES AS PLANNED
OZ
AND THE DRUNKEST FELLAS IN THE ROOM
ARE PLAYING IN THE BAND
ALL
WELCOME TO THE ROCK
BEVERLEY
(Being interviewed DSL)
With all the new security, kids aren't even allowed up in the cockpit anymore. Of
course on my retirement flight, I brought my whole family up to the cockpit, on our
way back to Gander.
DERM (Ethan)
I bring out the Irish whiskey and we have ourselves a toast.
DIANE
(Being interviewed DSC)
Nick and I just couldn't make the long distance relationship work.
NICK
So, I moved to Texas— and then I proposed!
DIANE
And we honeymooned in Newfoundland.
KEVIN T
(Being interviewed USL)
My new secretary's name is Robin.
ROBIN (Paul)
What’s up?
KEVIN T
Every year on September 11th, I close my office and give each employee 10 dollars
to go and do random good deeds for strangers. It's my way of remembering what
happened.
HANNAH
(Being Interviewed SR)
Beulah and I still keep in touch. She even came to visit me in New York —and I still
phone her if I hear a really stupid joke. Hey, Beulah. Why are Newfoundlanders
terrible at knock knock jokes?
BEULAH
I don’t know, Hannah.
HANNAH
Well, try it. I’ll be a Newfoundlander.
HANNAH
Come on in – the door’s open!
JANICE
(Interview DSL)
The donation we are most honored by just arrived today.
OZ
It’s about four meters long and 12,000 kilograms.
JANICE
Newfoundland is the only place outside of the United States, where we share the
steel from the World Trade Center.
CLAUDE
On the northeast tip of North America, on an island called Newfoundland, there's an
airport - and next to it, is a town called Gander.
Tonight, we honor what was lost. But we also commemorate what we found
ALL
YOU ARE HERE
AT THE START OF AMOMENT
ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
WHERE THE RIVER MEETS THE SEA
HERE ON THE EDGE OF THE ATLANTIC
ON AN ISLAND IN BETWEEN
GROUP 1 GROUP 2
THERE AND HERE I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
THERE AND HERE I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
THERE AND HERE I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
I’M AN ISLANDER – I AM AN ISLANDER
CLAUDE
5 days!
BONNIE
19 animals!
BEULAH
And 7,000 strays!
MEN
WHEN THE SUN IS SETTING
AND IT’S DARKER THAN BEFORE
FI YOU’RE HOPING FOR AHARBOUR
THEN YOU’LL FIND AN OPEN DOOR
ALL
WELCOME TO THE – WELCOME TO THE
WELCOME TO THE – WELCOME TO THE
WELCOME TO THE – WELCOME TO THE –
WELCOME TO THE ROCK!
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