Skit: “Pidilite Family Targets”
Scene 1 - Characters
• Main Character Husband (TSI) – Office ka banda jo din-raat compliance, RSI, RSM aur
scorecard ke chakkar mein hi uljha rehta hai. – Pius Tripathi
• Wife – Aman Kumar Mishra
• Dada (Grandfather) – Shahid Khan
• Son – Vijay Kumar
• Neighbour Uncle ji – Amar Kumar
• Neighbour TSI Friend – Shivam Shukla
Scene 2 – Characters
• Boss – BM – Hareram
• TSI 1- TSI Husband Same from Scene 1 – Pius Tripathi
• TSI 2 – Colleague – Sunain Singh
• TSR – Same location - Rajan
Scene 1: Kitchen Chat
Wife: Arrey, aaj kaam pe nahi jaana kya? 11 baj gaye Jaldi karo, kahin aapka compliance miss na
ho jaaye.
TSI Husband (laughing): Compliance hi nahi… ab to RSI aur RSM bhi karna padta [Link]
meeting thi.
Wife Company ka RSI & RSM yaad hai… ghar ka RSI kam ho raha hai, uska kya?
Husband (confused): Ghar ka RSI? Yeh kaunsa naya KPI hai?
Wife: Aloo hai ghar mein, tamatar nahi! Har waqt company ke targets sochte rehte ho… ghar ka
target bhi miss ho raha hai.
Scene 2: Dadi’s Punch Dadi enter -
Dadi: Beta, tere papa ke dimaag me zang lag gaya he. Din raat bas “scorecard, compliance,
RSI.” Karta he
Wife: Maa, inse mat puchho… warna bolenge “WD-40 laga lo, dimaag chalne lagega.”
Dadi (mock serious): Haan, aur agar yaadashth chipakani hai toh Fevikwik lagao… phir
bhoolenge hi nahi!
Scene 3: Son runs in with broken toy car
Son: Papa, meri car ka tyre toot gaya…
Husband (instantly): Arrey, M-Seal lagao! Pipe ho ya tyre, sab fix ho jaata hai.
Wife (teasing): Haan, aur agar tumhari salary leak ho rahi hai toh Sealants lagao… waterproof
ho jaayegi!
Dadi (laughing): Aur agar ghar ke jhagde chipkana hai toh Fevitite lagao… phir koi alag hi nahi
hoga.
Scene 4: Neighbour’s Entry - (Neighbour Uncle ji rushes in with broken umbrella)
Neighbour: Bhai sahab, aapke products bade mashhoor hain… mera chhat leak kar raha hai,
umbrella bhi toot gaya.
Husband (serious): Umbrella ke liye Fevikwik, chhat ke liye Dr Fixit.
Neighbour (teasing): Wah, tumhare ghar mein to har problem ka solution Pidilite hai… par apni
biwi ki narazgi ka kya solution hai?
Wife (quick): Uske liye toh koi product nahi… bas time to time appreciation chahiye!
Scene 5: Friend’s Field Store Colleague drops in, exhausted)
TSI Friend: Arrey yaar, aaj ek dealer ne kaha – “Fevikwik se remote chipka do, phir TV bhi khush
ho jaayega.”
Husband: Hahaha, aur ek ne mujhe bola – “Motomax lagao, gaadi chamak jaaye… aur padosi ki
aankh chundhiya jaaye.”
Wife: Tum logon ke grahak bhi comedy show ke contestants lagte hain.
Scene 6: Climax
(Wife frustrated, husband still on laptop)
Wife: Dekho ji, ghar mein sabko product ke example de rahe ho… par asli problem yeh hai ki
tum ghar ke SOP follow hi nahi karte.
Husband (innocent): Kaunsa SOP?
Wife: Subah chai banao, shaam ko bazaar se sabzi lao, raat ko family ke saath baitho… yeh hai
ghar ka SOP.
Dadi (final punch): Beta, agar ghar ka SOP miss kiya… toh dand company se nahi, biwi se
milega!
(Everyone laughs, curtain closes with Fevicol jingle playing in background)
Another Scene of “Roadside Review Call”
Boss : “Team, aaj ke DRCP compliance aur productive calls ka status batao. RSI & RSM achieve
hua ya nahi?”
TSI-Husband : “Sir, aaj to RSI pura hone hi tha… subah biwi ne jo yaad dila diya tha!”
(Everyone laughs)
Colleague TSI: “Arrey wah, ghar ka RSI bhi contribute karta hai office ke RSI mein!”
Boss (serious) “Chalo, details batao. Kitne productive calls kiye?”
TSI-Husband: “Sir, productive calls to theek the… par ek grahak ne bola ‘Fevikwik se remote
chipkao, TV bhi khush ho jaayega.’ Usko samjhate samjhate ek call extra ho gaya!”
Neighbour Uncle ji (passing by, overhears): “Arrey bhai, tum log toh roadside bhi office
productivity discuss karte ho… hamare zamane mein chai pe sirf politics hoti thi!”
Colleague TSI: “Haha, Uncle ji… ab politics se zyada dangerous hai compliance miss karna.”
Boss (final punch): “Bas ek baat yaad rakho… company ka SOP follow karo, aur ghar ka SOP
bhi. Warna RSI toh pura ho jaayega, par RSM (Reach Sabzi Market) miss ho jaayega!”
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