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SURTUR: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny and lay waste to your home.
THOR:
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SURTUR Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. The great prophecy--
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SURTUR: My time has come. When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame, I shall be
restored to my full might. I will tower over the mountains and bury my sword deep in
Asgard's--
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SURTUR: A mountain!
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SURTUR: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
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SURTUR: This is my Crown, the source of my power.
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SURTUR: It's a crown.
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SURTUR: But Ragnarok has already begun. You cannot stop it. I am Asgard's doom, and
so are you. All will suffer, all will burn.
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______________________________SURTUR You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
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SURTUR You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
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SCRAPPER #142: It's a he.
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TOPAZ: Trash.
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TOPAZ: Booze hag.
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TOPAZ: You say that every time she's here.
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SCRAPPER #142: A contender.
THOR: A what?
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THOR: Just wait a damn minute. I'm not for sale.
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SCRAPPER #142: I'd take 10 million.
TOPAZ: Tell her she's dreaming.
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THOR: You'll pay for this!
SCRAPPER #142: No, I got paid for this.
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THOR: I am the God of THUNDER!!!
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TOPAZ: We located your cousin.
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COUSIN CARLO: Please. I'm sorry.
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COUSIN CARLO: Thank you. Thank you.
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THOR: Oh, my god!
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THOR: Oh, the smell.
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TOPAZ: Burnt toast.
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HELA:
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SKURGE: The common folk aren't exactly falling in line. There's a resistance trying to
knock down the front gates.
HELA:
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SKURGE: Well, me dad was a stonemason, me mum was-
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SKURGE: I just want a chance to prove myself.
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HEIMDALL:
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HEIMDALL:
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THOR: Are we cool?
THOR: It's Hulk in a hot tub. How long have you been like that?
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THOR: Like this. Big, green, ...stupid.
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THOR: How'd you get here?
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THOR: You mean cheating?
THOR (CONT'D): Were they wearing one of these when you won? How'd you arrive here?
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THOR: Yes. Where is the Quinjet now?
THOR (CONT'D): That's naked. He's very naked. It's in my brain now.
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THOR: Yes! I'm getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. You're gonna love
Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny.
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THOR: No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok.
HULK:
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THOR: The prophesied death of my home world, the end of days, it's the end of- If you
help me get back to Asgard, I can help you get back to Earth.
HULK:
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THOR: Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You're of the Avengers. One of the team, one of
our friends. This is what friends do. They support each other.
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THOR: I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.
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THOR: I don't even like Banner. "I'm into numbers and science and stuff."
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THOR: Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick
a color.
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THOR: You didn't smash anything. I won that fight
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THOR: Yeah, sure, sure.
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THOR: What?
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THOR: Moron! You big child.
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THOR: I am going.
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THOR: Banner. Hey, hey, hey. You all right, Banner? Sun's going down. Sun's going down.
That's it,
breathe. I won't hurt you. Sun's going down.
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THOR: Yeah.
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THOR: Some creepy old man cut it off.
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THOR: Thanks.
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THOR: Nat is good, I'm sure.
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THOR: Sokovia?
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BANNER:
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THOR: Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.
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THOR: I'm afraid so.
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THOR: Banner, there's something you should know...
QUINJET (V.O.): Voice Activation required.
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QUINJET (V.O.): Welccome, Strongest Avenger.
THOR: What?
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THOR: Yeah, about that.
GRANDMASTER (O.S.): It's bad news, bad news today.
GRANDMASTER (CONT'D): Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news. My
beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my
champion.
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THOR: He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house.
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THOR: Yeah. Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.
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THOR: No, I won. Easily.
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THOR: Well, it's true.
GRANDMASTER: It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him
away.
THOR: Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to move.
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THOR: No, no, no. Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on.
BANNER:
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THOR: I know, come on.
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THOR: No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? The sun's going down. The
sun's getting really low. Sun's going down.
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VALKYRIE: I can do it in two.
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GRANDMASTER: You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public
execution. But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little "who's gonna get him first?" So
you're on the clock.
LOKI:
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VALKYRIE: I don't answer to you, lackey.
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VALKYRIE: I don't help anyone. Loki trails off. He sees her wrist markings. A realization.
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VALKYRIE: Choose your next words wisely.
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LOKI: I disagree. Open communication was never our family's forte.
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LOKI: Hi!
LOKI (CONT’D): Odin brought us together, it's almost poetic that his death should
split us apart. We might as well be strangers now. "Two sons of the crown" set adrift.
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LOKI: Here's the thing. I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.
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LOKI: Do you truly think so little of me?
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LOKI: It's probably for the best that we never see one another again.
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LOKI: What?
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LOKI: No.
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LOKI: I hate it.
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LOKI: It's humiliating.
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LOKI: No.
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LOKI: We are not doing "Get Help."
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LOKI: I still hate it. It's humiliating.
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LOKI: The Commodore.
LOKI (CONT'D): Though I feel it won't make much of a difference...
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LOKI: I know I've betrayed you many times before, but this time it's truly nothing
personal. The reward for your capture will set me up nicely.
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LOKI: Easier to let it burn.
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THOR (CONT'D): See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you
seem to just wanna stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief, but you could be more. I'll just put this over here for you.
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THOR (CONT'D): Anyway, I got places to be so good luck.
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