SCool Script
SCool Script
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Taylor
Stacy
Bryant
Kaitlin
Michael
Robert
Jaime
Eugene
Bruce
Will
Natalie
Daniel
Zach
Jennifer
Samantha
VP Hoffman
Secretary
Mr. Whimple
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Do what you got ta do! __ It's S'cool!
TAYLOR
(sarcastically)
Well ... it looks like another Monday ...
BRYANT
I can't believe the weekend's already over. I had to spend all Sunday working
on that essay for Mrs. "Don't Smile Until Christmas" (Taylor looks puzzled.) ...
our language arts teacher.
KAITLIN
Only because you didn't do it in class. I finished it the day she gave it to us.
STAC Y
Oh, man ... I forgot my homework! I'm sunk!
BRYANT
There's too much homework, if you ask me.
BRUCE
Yeah, this homework is off the hizzle* dog!
TAYLOR
You can say that again ... I guess? I learn the stuff for the test and then ... poof
... it's gone! Hey, Kate, did you see "American Idol" last night? I think they
found the next W illiam Hung! It was really lame.
KAITLIN
Not me! I was busy securing MY future doing research on colleges!
TAYLOR
Well, I'm gonna make it on my talent and personality.
STACY
(sarcastically)
Nice.
JAIME
You don't need talent OR personality for what I want to be.
ROBERT
W hat's that, man?
JAIME
A plumber! They make lots of money and get to wear their pants real low!
ROBERT
Yeah, man, you've got the pant thing down ... that's for sured
BRYANT
I'm gonna be a pro athlete ... probably basketball. I'm gonna be just like Le
Bran. I'll cross the ball over, (fake dribbles) and finish with a tomahawk over
anyone. No one's stopping me!
KAITLIN
You know, school's not that bad. It has good parts too! Like seeing friends, and
... remember. in Mr./Mrs. Kasher's class when we reenacted a historical war
with water balloons?
EUGENE
As it were, it was the best class I've ever had!
BRUCE
My passion is busting a chain off the hizzle FO shizzle!
ALL
What?
KAITLIN
How about your crush on Michael, Stacy?
STACY
Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Seriously, guys, I NEED a passion! Taylor has
his music, Bryant has the team, Kaitlin and Eugene have their brains, Bruce has
... well ... himself, and Robert and Jaime have their comedy, but all I have ...
all I've got ...
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Is us!
STACY
Yeah, you guys are great, but ...
KAITLIN
I know what you mean, Stace. We need a passion like ...
{They all turn their attention upstage where Will and Natalie are holding
hands and gazing into each other's eyes.)
STACY
Couple of the year.
TAYLOR
Yeah! I want what they've got.
BRYANT
Me too!
STACY
Then again, we're only teenagers. I guess we have plenty of time to find our
passions.
{The focus/lighting shifts upstage to Will and Natalie who are holding hands,
facing each other and pantomiming sweet nothings; the principals exit the
stage. At that moment the vice-principal clumsily makes an announcement over
the intercom. He is unseen or could be located in a "special" area of the
stage. If so, he should also have a secretary giving him pointers on how to use
the system.)
VP HOFFMAN
(blowing into microphone}
Is this on?? Testing, testing.
(clearing voice)
Attention all students ... the NO TOUCH policy is STILL in effect. Anyone
caught TOUCHING will be subject to detention!
(He goes on talking to his secretary, unaware that the microphone is still on.}
You know ... I just LOVE being vice-principal. I get to use this really fun P.A.
system �nd tell all the kids what to do. Oh, what? The microphone is still on?
Oh, I didn't realize ... I hope the kids didn't ...
(Will and Natalie have now separated and moved to their respective lockers
at each end of the row stage left and right. They open their lockers and each
is adorned as a shrine to the other. They are ;oined by their counterparts,
Zach and Jennifer.)
ZACH
Wow, Mr. Hoff should really become a computer technician. He can work the
P.A. so well!
WILL
No way. (Zach gives him a look.) Oh, I did not! Besides, when YOU fall in
love, then you'll understand.
(Mr. Whimple, who has been quietly pushing his broom around, inches in to
hear the conversation.}
ZACH
(eyeing Mr. Whimple)
Man, from the looks of your locker, I hope I never fall in love. Not only do you
have moldy food in there, but it's right next to pictures of her. I guess that's
REAL love, but either way ... it's sick!
WILL
I hope we're together forever!
MR. WHIMPLE
{having overheard)
Be careful what you wish for ...
NATALIE
(lovestruck, in a daze)
I think Will REALLY loves me!
JENNIFER
Are you even listening to me?
NATALIE
(looking guilty)
Of course, I was listening to you. But seriously, I think he really loves me!
NATALIE
One day, Jen, you'll understand what I mean. You'll find love and you'll be in
the same boat I'm in. You.'11 understand ... true love.
START RECORDING
Song 2: True Love
(Chorus and principals move into preset groupings.}
BRYANT
Awe, man, I hate algebra. I don't get it at all.
TAYLOR
Dude, algebra isn't all that bad. It's great for catching up on your
daydreaming!
ZACH
Hey, man ... I don't want to know what you daydream about!
BRYANT
I mean, when am I ever going to use this stuff? The only people that use math
are like ... engineers ... architects ... and ... aliens!
KAITLIN
You never know, you might want to be an engineer, or an architect. We
already guessed you were an alien.
TAYLOR
The only thing Bryant is good at is basketball. You don't need math for that.
STACY
Sure you do ... you know ... free throws, two pointers, and three pointers - it
all adds up!
EUGENE
Me as well.
STACY
Come on guys. (trying to get away from Bruce) Class is about to start.
BRUCE
Hey, dogs! Wait for me!
START RECORDING
Song 3: Algebrametry
(Principals circle around and re-enter downstage left or right. They take their
seats at long tables and chairs stage front that have been set-up to resemble a
classroom. The teacher, Mrs./Mr. Goodrich is at a podium facing them stage
left. Bryant is sitting on the table's edge stage right, and Michael is standing
somewhat upstage, daydreaming about Stacy.}
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KAITLIN
How can you guys not love that stuff?
EUGENE
It's the one thing in life that has an exact answer, mate.
SAMANTHA
Oh yeah, right. You're just weird. You're wired differently than the rest of us.
VP HOFFMAN
(Off or onstage in a separate area, as before, he taps microphone.)
OK ... yes, I've got it ... I know how to work the P.A.! Attention all students.
In addition to the "no touching" rule, the "no cell phones" rule is also in effect.
And by no cell phones, I mean no cell phones, pagers, PDA's, CD players,
MP3 players, minidisk players, IPods, Walkmans or laptop computers. Any
musical or communicative devices found will be confiscated and the owner
sentenced to detention. Thank you, that is all.
SAMANTHA
I see, or rather hear old "Hoff" is at it again ...
STACY
I know, and I can't believe he won't let us use our cell phones at school. Does
he really expect us to stay unwired for so long?
EUGENE
He should embrace technology, mate!
TAYLOR
I know as soon as I get home, I'm getting online.
BRYANT
I'm checkin' the teams' stats!
BRUCE
Snoop Dogg's new albums.
SAMANTHA
Neopets!!!
KAITLIN
T he only thing the internet is good for is research. Why would you guys want
to put your whole lives on the web like that anyway? Don't you know it can be
dangerous? And that people can ...
TAYLOR
It's all about connecting to people, Kate. Don't get your tail feathers in a knot.
NATALIE
Yeah, Will and I "connect" on MSN every night.
ROBERT
What? Isn't being with him all day, five days a week enough for you?
(Natalie shrugs.)
JAIME
Like Taylor said, it's all about the connection!
START RECORDING
Song 4: Stop, Blog and Roll!
VP HOFFMAN
(clearing his throat several times}
Attention students. Immediately following lunch will be this year's Career Day
presentation in the multi-purpose room. Many parents are here to show us what
kinds of jobs are out there in the world today, and I will personally be giving a
presentation on how to be an effective administrator so ... be sure not to miss
it. Thank you, that is all.
(At the end of the announcement, all students except principals exit stage.)
BRYANT
Old Hoff was great as a coach, but I'm not sure about his ability to
"administrate."
TAYLOR
I think he needs a little help with that P.A.
STACY
Maybe just a little.
KAITLIN
A good P.A. system can be a tricky thing, you guys! There are lots of knobs
and buttons, and believe me, it's no fun trying to hook up a reverse switch
electrical input.
ALL
What??
EUGENE
You're absolutely right, Kate. When I tried re-wiring my friend's amp, it was
close to impossible.
ALL
What?
STACY
He said ... LUNCH TIME!
TAYLOR
Yeah! The only class I can really sink my teeth into!
BRYANT
The only class that fills my HUNGER for knowledge!
KAITLIN
I really RELISH this class!
TAYLOR
Help! I've created a monster!
STACY
Oh, make it STOP!
(looks at others}
Oh, fine ... but I'm going to need all the patience I can MUSTARD to get
through these puns!
TAYLOR
Come on you guys ... let's eat!!
START RECORDING
Song 5: Lunch Time!
MICHAEL
Here, Stacy, let me get that for you. (reaching for her tray)
STACY
Thanks! You're so sweet, Michael.
MICHAEL
{trying to get up the nerve to ask her to the dance)
Oh ... it's nothing. Uh ... there's something I've been meaning to ask you,
Stacy ...
STACY
Yeah?
MICHAEL
I, uh ... I mean ... would you like to ... go to ... er ... grab some dessert?
STACY
(hoping he'll ask her and then miffed when he doesn't)
Um ... sure. So, what are you doing this Friday?
MICHAEL
I was thinking, um, oh, look here comes Kaitlin.
KAITLIN
Stacy, guess what? Daniel just asked me out to the dance. He said he really
likes me. Can you believe it!
{She hugs both Stacy and Michael and then runs off stage.)
MICHAEL
That reminds me, Stacy, would you like to ... maybe ... um ... suppose you
would want to, hypothetically ... how do I say this ... er ...
(Just then, Taylor runs onto the stage.)
TAYLOR
Hurry up, you guys! They're starting to set up the Career Day stuff. We better
not be late.
{All three exit upstage through lockers. Mr Whimple remains on the stage by
himself.)
MR. WHIMPLE
Life is always wasted on the youth!
FADE RECORDING
SCENE 6
VP HOFFMAN
... And in conclusion, that is why a vice-principal can be one of the most im
portant people in your whole life!
(scattered applause)
Thank you all for listening, and now we will be moving on to the presentations.
MR./MRS. KASHERS
So, Bruce, at some point in your life, you'll need to choose a career. What is it
you think you'd like to do?
MR./MRS. KASHERS
Really? You know, choosing a career can be really fun. There are a lot of great
choices for you out there.
BRUCE
Yeah, like what?
. START RECORDING
Song 6: Career Daze
MICHAEL
(hesitantly) Mr./Mrs. Koshers, can I ask you ... something ... personal?
MR./MRS. KASHERS
Of course Michael, you can ask me anything.
MICHAEL
I have problems, Mr./Mrs. Kashers ...
MR./MRS. KASHERS
We all know that, Michael. Just kidding, now I'm listening. What's on your
mind?
MICHAEL
Um ... well ... you know ... um ... er ... I just ... can't ... I don't get it!
MR./MRS. KASHERS
I don't understand. What, Michael, are you ...
MICHAEL
(He cuts him/her off.)
Why I can't just ask Stacy out!
MR./MRS. KASHERS
Well ... do you like her?
MICHAEL
No! ... Of course I like her!
MR./MRS. KASHERS
Oh, I'm sorry. That was a stupid q·uestion. Then ... what's the problem?
MR./MRS. KASHERS
W hat if ... (He/She gives Michael a long look.)
Imagine if every great person took into consideration "what if." Where would
we be then?
MICHAEL
Um ... up a creek without a paddle?
MR./MRS. KASHERS
Well ... sort of. We wouldn't be where we are today without great people like
Joan of Arc, our Founding Fathers, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Eleanor Roo
sevelt. They were all people who accomplished great things by following their
hearts. Basically Michael, kick aside the fear and charge!!
MICHAEL
(before he/she could say another word ...)
Thonks, Mr./Mrs. Kash ... I owe you a million.
(Michael runs off stage, almost knocking over Stacy. Mr. Whimple, who has
been quietly sweeping nearby, chimes in to Mr./Mrs. Koshers.)
MR. WHIMPLE
Shucks ... I could have told him that!
MICHAEL
Hey, Stacy! Sorry, I basically ... um ... just ran into you. Hey, know what, I
have a question for you!
STACY
(completely surprised to see him.) Yeah?
MICHAEL
Well ... it goes like this ... (he starts pacing) I've been trying ... hoping ... to
get myself up the courage to ask ... this girl out. She's so cool and I don't know
if she even thinks of me that way. (He pauses to look at her and then resumes
pacing.) She's a great person and I really like her, and what do you think I
should do?
MICHAEL
Ok, then ... I'm going to take your advice. (He pauses) Stacy ... um ... would
... ok, (deep breath) ... would you like to go to the dance with me?
STACY
(totally surprised) Michael ... I would love to!
MICHAEL
You would? You will? Man, I've never felt like this before.
STACY
Neither have I.
START RECORDING
Song 7: You and Me
(Michael and Stacy sing to each other:}
SCENE 8
MICHAEL
Great ... well ... we'll see you tomorrow?!
STACY
(wistfully) Tomorrow.
(He runs off stage while she dreamily saunters during scene change music.)
STACY
Hey, everybody!
TAYLOR
Man, we made it through one more day.
ROBERT
Only 136,524 days left to go.
KAITLIN
More like 113. (Robert gives her a look.) But who's counting.
(Suddenly Bruce walks up to the group with an entirely new costume on. He is
wearing a tee-shirt and pair of well worn ieans. He is no longer a gangster.)
BRUCE
Hey, you guys.
BRUCE
I'm back to the old me. I don't think MTV fits me too well. Plus, baggy clothes
and chains cost a lot and I don't have much money.
STACY
So ... did anyone else find their passion today?
Also, Career Day gave me some great ideas for jobs I might want to have in
the future.
KAITLIN
Me too!
WILL
Hey, guys, guess what? Natalie dumped me! (all gasp) Can you believe it?
EUGENE
I'm ?o sorry, mate. Did she tell you why?
WILL
Only that she liked someone else.
ALL
Who??
{All turn and look at Bruce upstage left. They then turn to Natalie upstage
right. She waves shyly at Bruce. He looks at everyone, then waves back. Will
mopes offstage.)
JAIME
Well ... that was unexpected.
BRUCE
{walking towards group} I'll say!
TAYLOR
You know, I've decided teenage life is ...
EUGENE
Difficult?
KAITLIN
Interesting?
BRUCE
Unexpected!
STACY
Fulfilling!
ROBERT
Funny.
JAIME
Bogus ...
STACY
You know, it's not all that bad. I mean, I don't see why you guys complain so
much.
ALL
TOMORROW!!!
START RECORDING
Song 8: No Turnin' Back
Matt Cleveland
Writer/Actor Matt Cleveland is best known for his roles in
collegiate and regional productions of "Dracula," "A Mid
summer Nights Dream," "Tall Ships and Cutlasses" and most
• recently, "Charlotte's Web". In addition to his acting, he is
currently writing the music, lyrics and script for a contempo
rary adaptation of "Billy the Kid." He co-produced the sound
track of "S'COOL" which is also his first published work.
John Jacobson
With a bachelor's degree in Music Education from the Univer
sity of Wisconsin-Madison and a Master's Degree in Liberal
Studies from Georgetown University, JOHN JACOBSON is
recognized internationally as a creative and motivating
speaker for teachers and students involved in choral music
education. He is the author and composer of many musicals
and choral works that have been performed by millions of
children worldwide, as well as educational videos and tapes that have helped
music educators excel in their individual teaching arenas, all published exclusively
by Hal Leonard Corporation. John has staged hundreds of huge music festival en
sembles in his association with Walt Disney Productions and directed productions
featuring thousands of young singers including NBC's national broadcast of the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, presidential inaugurations and more. John
stars in children's musical and exercise videotapes, most recently the series )jump!
A Fitness Program for Children and is the Senior Contributing Writer for John
Jacobson's Music Express, an educational magazine for young children
published by Hal Leonard Corporation.