Void Check Script
Void Check Script
Woyzeck Re-imagined
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By
Kyle Gregory
THE PRE-SHOW
CARNIVAL BARKER
Welcome everyone... to our greatest show yet. Our show of all shows. A captivating and
tour de force kind of show. Except for this show, we will not entertain with acts of
juggling, acrobats or freaks. No, tonight I have the honor to give you a glimpse into the
spectacle of all spectacles. The frailty of human nature. The descent of the human mind.
Keep your eyes peeled and your ears open. Everything you’re set to witness, everything
we present to you, is all a part of the performance. Sit back, relax, and enjoy our biggest
one yet, our ultimate showcase, our greatest piece yet... WOYZECK, Re-imagined.
SCENE ONE
CAPTAIN
Everyone keep your heads down. They might be closing in.
2.
ANDRES
As soon as the sun sets and I’m home free, the first thing I’m doing is dipping these feet
of mine in the river.
CAPTAIN
Silence those thoughts, Private. They’ll hear us.
WOYZECK
(quietly)
Andres? Andres? Andres!
ANDRES
(Singing)
I saw two big rabbits, chewing up the green green grass.
ANDRES
(Singing)
Chewing up the green, green grass. Till it was all gone.
3.
WOYZECK
Shh! Something’s moving. You hear that, Andres? Something’s moving behind me,
under me. It’s all hollow down there.
ANDRES
I’m scared.
WOYZECK
It’s so strangely quiet. You feel like holding your breath.
ANDRES
What?
Drums begin.
WOYZECK
Andres, look how bright it is. There’s a fire raging around the sky and a noise is coming
down like trumpets. Let’s go. We have to get out of here.
ANDRES
Do you still hear it?
WOYZECK
It’s quiet now. It’s all quiet, like the world was dead.
ANDRES
Listen, Woyzeck. They’re drumming. You’ve got to get back.
WOYZECK
What about you Andres? Where will you go?
ANDRES
No need to move from here. My feet are finally in the water, Woyzeck. My feet are
finally in the water.
4.
SCENE TWO
MARIE
Hey, boy! Ta-ra-ra-ra! You hear it? They’re coming!
MARGRET
What a man, like a tree!
MARIE
He stands on his feet like a lion.
MARGRET
Say, what a friendly look you gave him neighbor. We’re not used to that from you.
MARIE
(Sings)
A soldier is a handsome fellow.
MARGRET
Your eyes are still shining.
MARIE
So what? Why don’t you take your eyes to the cobbler and have them polished. Maybe
they’ll shine enough to sell as two buttons.
5.
MARGRET
What? How dare you! I am a decent woman, but you, you can stare through seven pairs
of leather pants.
MARIE
You bitch! Come, my boy. And you, you’re only the poor child of a whore and you make
your mother happy with your bastard face.
MARIE
(Singing out loud)
Rockabye baby, my baby are you, nobody cares what I do.
MARIE
Who’s that? Is that you, Franz?! Come on in!
WOYZECK
I can’t.
MARIE
Why? What’s the matter with you Franz?
WOYZECK
Marie. There was something out there again. Smoke. Smoke of a furnace. It followed me
until I reached town again.
MARIE
Franz...
WOYZECK
I’ve got to go. I’ve got to go.
6.
MARIE
Go again. You’ve been back for months since the war and every time you come, you
leave just as fast.
WOYZECK
I can’t stay. I’ve got to go.
He exits.
MARIE
That man. He’s so upset. He didn’t even say hi to his own child. He’ll go crazy with
those thoughts of his. He’ll go absolutely-
CARNIVAL BARKER
Crazy. Absolutely crazy.
EVERYONE (O.S.)
Absolutely crazy from his thoughts.
SCENE THREE
WOYZECK
(Happily)
What a place, Marie. What a place.
MARIE
It’s nice to see you out and enjoying your time, Woyzeck.
OLD MAN
Dancing child. How long we live, just time will tell, We all have got to die. We all have
got to die.
7.
EVERYONE
(Whispering)
Die. Die. Die.
MARIE
Franz? Franz? Are you in there?
WOYZECK
Yes... yes I’m here. I’m here Marie. Shall I carry you? Oh, what a beautiful world. What
a beautiful blessing it is to be alive, Marie!
CARNIVAL BARKER
Ladies. Gentleman. Step right up and enter our show of all shows. Come in and see what
the world has to offer. Dazzling feats. Creatures beyond comprehension and future-seers
who can tell you anything and everything you ever dreamed of knowing.
WOYZECK
Want to?
MARIE
All right. It ought to be good.
SERGEANT
Hold it. Look at her, over there. What a piece.
DRUM MAJOR
Damn. Good enough for the breeding of drum majors.
SERGEANT
Look how she holds her head. Her hair. And those black eyes.
DRUM MAJOR
It’s like looking down a well or a chimney. Come on, after her.
8.
WOYZECK
What a night, Marie. What a great night.
CARNIVAL BARKER
See with your eyes. Watch our talents. For tonight, you are all in for a treat. Now, look
upon this magnificent creature.
A creature enters.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Because he simply can’t express himself. He can’t explain himself. A tormented mind
that has everything bottled up but is unable to share what it all means. No one to talk to.
All alone with their thoughts.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Who among you, has a watch?
DRUM MAJOR
A watch!
MARIE
This I’ve got to see. I’ve got to get closer. Franz. I just got to get closer.
9.
CARNIVAL BARKER
And now, our closing show. Feast your eyes above. For the greatest display of fireworks
shall commence.
ANDRES
We all have got to die, Woyzeck. We all have got to die.
EVERYONE
(Whispering)
We all have got to die. We all have got to die.
CARNIVAL BARKER
(To Actual Audience)
Some of you might be wondering. Guessing. Trying to comprehend what or why. But in
our show of all shows, what may seem one way, may in fact... appear to be exactly how it
seems.
SCENE FOUR
MARIE
These stones really sparkle! What kind are they? What did he say? It must be gold. The
likes of us only have a little corner in the world and a little piece of mirror-
WOYZECK
What’s that you got there?
MARIE
Nothing.
WOYZECK
Somethings shining under your fingers.
MARIE
An earring. I found it at the Carnival.
WOYZECK
I’ve never found anything like that. Two at once as well?
MARIE
What am I... A whore?
A long silence.
WOYZECK
It’s all right Marie. I came to bring you more money. For the child. My pay and some
from my captain.
MARIE
Bless you, Franz.
WOYZECK
I have to go to work. See you tonight Marie.
11.
He exits.
MARIE
Ugh. What a bitch I am. I could stab myself. Oh, what a world! Everything goes to hell
anyway, man and woman alike.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Everything goes to hell anyway, man and woman alike. But one must ask themselves...
does everything actually go to hell, or do thoughts like hers, bring hell to us?
SCENE FIVE
THE CAPTAIN
Take it easy, Woyzeck. One thing at a time. You’re going to finish early today at this rate
and what am I supposed to do with the extra ten minutes? Woyzeck just think, you’ve
still got a good thirty years to live. Thirty years! What are you going to do with that
ungodly amount of time? Get organized Woyzeck. Get organized.
WOYZECK
Yes, Cap’n.
THE CAPTAIN
I fear for the world when I think about eternity. You know what frightens me Woyzeck?
It frightens me to think the world rotates in one day. What a waste of time!
WOYZECK
I see Cap’n.
12.
THE CAPTAIN
Woyzeck. You always look so upset. A good man doesn’t act like that. A good man with
a good conscience... Say something, Woyzeck... anything... what’s the weather like even?
WOYZECK
It’s bad cap’n. A strong wind coming in.
THE CAPTAIN
I can feet it. I can feel there’s something out there. Coming from the south-north.
WOYZECK
Yes, Cap’n. South North.
THE CAPTAIN
South-north. Oh, are you stupid, Woyzeck. Terribly stupid.
Woyzeck retreats.
THE CAPTAIN
I mean, you’re a good man... but.. But you got no morality. You have a child without the
blessing of the church.
WOYZECK
Cap’n, the good lord isn’t going to look at a poor little kid only because amen was said
over and over before it was created. The lord said, “Suffer little children to come unto
me.”
THE CAPTAIN
What’s that? What kind of crazy answer is that? When I say YOU- I mean, YOU.
WOYZECK
Us poor people. You see Cap’n, it’s money, money, money. If you don’t have money just
try to raise your own on morality in this world. The likes of us-
THE CAPTAIN
The likes of who?
WOYZECK
The poor. The likes of us poor are wretched in this world and the next.
13.
A long silence.
THE CAPTAIN
Maybe it’s not morality, Woyzeck. Maybe it’s virtue. Maybe it’s both. I always ask
myself, are you a virtuous man? A good man? A good man, Woyzeck. A good man.
WOYZECK
Yes, Cap’n, Virtue. I haven’t figured it out yet. You see us common people, we don’t
have virtue. We act like nature tells us, but if i was a gentleman, and had a coat, a jacket
and a watch, and could talk refined, then I’d be virtuous too. Virtue must be nice cap’n,
but me, I’m just a poor guy.
THE CAPTAIN
That’s fine, Woyzeck. You’re a good man. A very good man. You think too much
though. And that’s unhealthy. Probably why you always look so upset. Always
overthinking.
WOYZECK
Actually Cap’n, it’s because-
THE CAPTAIN
I changed my mind Woyzeck. This discussion and now this has already worn me out.
You can go now.
WOYZECK
Andres? Andres? Andres!
14.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Sometimes, we just need someone to talk too.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Step right up. Spin the wheel. Everyone’s a winner here. (To Audience) Or are they?
SCENE SIX
DRUM MAJOR
Marie.
MARIE
Go March up and down for me. A chest like a bull. Nobody else like you Major. No
woman is prouder than me.
15.
DRUM MAJOR
What a woman!
MARIE
What a man.
DRUM MAJOR
Is the devil in your eyes?
MARIE
What does it matter?
SCENE SEVEN
MARIE
Franz!
MARIE
Franz? Everything okay?
WOYZECK
I should be able to see it. I should be able to grab it with my fists.
MARIE
What’s the matter, Franz? You’re out of your mind, Franz.
16.
WOYZECK
A sin so fat and wide. It stinks enough to smoke the angels out of Heaven.
WOYZECK
Goodbye, Marie. You’re as beautiful as sin. Can mortal sin be so beautiful?
MARIE
Franz, you’re delirious.
WOYZECK
Damn it, Marie. Was he standing here like this, like this?
MARIE
As the day is long and the world is old, lot of people stand on one spot, one after another.
WOYZECK
I saw him.
MARIE
You can see all sorts of things if you’ve got two eyes and the sun is shining.
WOYZECK
With my own eyes!
MARIE
So what!
Silence.
WOYZECK
Goodbye, Marie.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Step right up. Spin the wheel. See a show. Feast your eyes on all we’ve got to offer. (To
Woyzeck) Spin the wheel, sir? Test your luck. Or turn your future around. You never
know what’s in store unless you give it a whirl.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Maybe you should see a show. Or better yet. Maybe you should be a part of it.
DOCTOR
What’s this I saw, Woyzeck? A man of his word?
WOYZECK
What is it Doctor?
DOCTOR
I saw it Woyzeck. You pissed on the street. You pissed on the wall, like a dog. The
world’s getting bad, very bad. And you, getting only two cents a day. That’s bad
Woyzeck. Very bad.
WOYZECK
But the call of nature, Doctor.
DOCTOR
The call of nature! The call of nature! Woyzeck, man if free. In man alone individuality
exalted to freedom. Couldn’t hold it in. What is the power of will? What is the power of
freedom?
DOCTOR
Did you eat your peas, Woyzeck?
EVERYONE
Did you eat your peas?
DOCTOR
Because I’m revolutionizing science Woyzeck. I’m going to blow it all sky-high with my
work.
Woyzeck bounces.
18.
DOCTOR
Do you have to piss again? If so, go in there and try.
WOYZECK
I can’t doctor.
DOCTOR
But pissing on the wall! I have it all in writing. The contract. I saw it all. I saw it with my
own eyes. Who, Woyzeck?! Who?!!!
DOCTOR (CONT’D)
No. I’m not getting angry, Woyzeck. Anger is unhealthy. I am calm. I am perfectly calm.
Why would I, or why would anyone on Earth get excited about a human being, being a
human being?
WOYZECK
You see Doctor, sometimes you’ve got a certain character structure- but with nature,
that’s something else, you see-
DOCTOR
-Woyzeck, you’re getting philosophical again.
WOYZECK
Doctor, have you ever seen anything in double nature? When the suns standing at high
noon and the world seems to be going up in flames. I’ve had a terrible voice talking to
me. And I can’t seem to understand it.
DOCTOR
A voice? What does this voice sound like?
DOCTOR
Woyzeck, you have a marvelous aberratio mentalis paratilias. Beautifully developed.
You’re getting a raise Woyzeck. You’re obsession with a general rational condition.
19.
WOYZECK
General condition, Doctor?
DOCTOR
You’re doing everything as usual? Shaving your captain?
WOYZECK
Yes.
DOCTOR
Eating your peas.
WOYZECK
Yes. Same as ever. My wife gets the money for the household.
DOCTOR
Going on duty?
WOYZECK
Yes.
DOCTOR
You’re an interesting case, Woyzeck. Yes, Subject Woyzeck, you’re getting a raise. Now
behave yourself and show me your pulse.
CARNIVAL BARKER
A poor man. A poor soldier. Eating peas for money. A subject for money? What is this
world? How much does one man have to endure? How much does one man take... before
he reaches his breaking point.
SCENE EIGHT
ANDRES
(Singing)
Our hostess has a pretty maid, She’s in her garden night and day, she sits in her garden
WOYZECK
Andres.
ANDRES
Huh?
WOYZECK
Nice weather.
ANDRES
Sunday weather. There’s music outside town. Can you hear it? It’s really moving along.
Can you hear it?
They listen.
ANDRES
Yes. They’re dancing to it Woyzeck. They’re dancing to it.
WOYZECK
Dancing?
ANDRES
Yes, Dancing.
WOYZECK
Andres, I can’t keep still.
ANDRES
Fool!
WOYZECK
I’ve got to get out of here. Everything’s spinning before my eyes. How hot their hands
are!
ANDRES
What do you want?
WOYZECK
I’ve got to go!
21.
ANDRES
That whore.
WOYZECK
I’ve got to go. It’s so hot here.
ANDRES
Dip your feet in the water then. It’s nice and cool when you dip your feet in the water.
SCENE NINE
MARIE
On and on and on!
DRUM MAJOR
On and on and on.
WOYZECK
On and on and on.
WOYZECK
On and on and on.
WOYZECK
On and on and on. On and on and on! On and on and on!!! Spin around. Roll around.
Look how he grabs her. Look. He’s got her now, like I used to have her.
OLD MAN
Yet when a wandered stands leaning against the stream of time... oh, fine evening isn’t it?
Yes a fine evening. A fine evening to question why does man exist? Why does man
exist?
OLD MAN
Why does the farmer exist? Why does the shoemaker, the cobbler, the doctor? How could
the soldier exist if men didn’t feel it necessary of killing another?
EVERYONE
How could the solider exist if men didn’t feel it necessary of killing another?
WOYZECK
Killing one another. Killing one another.
WOYZECK
On and on and on. What are you saying? Louder. Louder. Stab her. Stab her to death you
say. Should I? No. No I shouldn’t. But you must. Soldiers die. Soldiers exist to kill
others. To kill others. Yes, stab her to death. To death. To kill others.
WOYZECK
Andres. I can’t sleep Andres. When I close my eyes everything starts spinning, and i hear
fiddles, on and on and on. And then there’s a small voice Andres... don’t you hear
anything?
23.
ANDRES
Let them dance Woyzeck. Let them dance.
WOYZECK
The spinning. It floats between my eyes like a knife.
ANDRES
Dip your feet in the water Woyzeck. It soothes all the pain.
WOYZECK
On and on and on.
WOYZECK
You.
DRUM MAJOR
Who, me?
WOYZECK
Yes. You’re the man with Marie.
DRUM MAJOR
I’m a man. A man I say. And you better stay away from me.
WOYZECK
I’ll get you.
DRUM MAJOR
Do you want me to pull your tongue out?
A PERSON
He sure got what was coming to him.
ANOTHER PERSON
He’s bleeding.
WOYZECK
On and on and on!
CARNIVAL BARKER
On and on and on. The mind continues to move. On and on and on. On and on and on.
EVERYONE
On and on and on.
SCENE TEN
EVERYONE
On and on and on. On and on and one.
EVERYONE
On and on and on. On and on and on. On and on and on! On and on and on!
KNIFE DEALER
Knives here. Get your knives here. Knives here. Get your knives here.
25.
Woyzeck turns.
KNIFE DEALER
Are you looking for a knife sir? We have all sorts of knives here. Large knives. Small
knives. Shiny knives. Sharp knives. Even sharper knives. Like this one.
WOYZECK
How much?
KNIFE DEALER
That’s a nice one. Good and straight. I’ll sell it to you nice and cheap. How about it?
WOYZECK
How much?
KNIFE DEALER
Two cents.
WOYZECK
Here.
KNIFE DEALER
Like it was nothing. The dog! (Beat) Knives here. Get your knives here.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Knives and more knives. The show continues. On and on and on.
MARIE
And no guile is found in his mouth. My God, my God! Don't look at me. "And the scribes
and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery, and set her in the midst. ...
And Jesus said unto her, 'Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more. My God! My
God! I can't. God, just give me enough strength to pray. Franz hasn't come, not yesterday,
not today. It's getting hot in here.
26.
And stood at his feet weeping, and began to wash his feet with tears, and did wipe them
with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed them with ointment. My God!
My God! Hear me here.
CARNIVAL BARKER
I hear you dear. I hear you loud and clear.
WOYZECK
Marie.
MARIE
Franz. What is it?
WOYZECK
We have to go, Marie. It’s time.
MARIE
Where to?
WOYZECK
How do I know? For a walk maybe. Under the night time sky.
MARIE
Let me dress properly.
WOYZECK
There’s no need, Marie. It’s just the two of us.
WOYZECK
What a moon.
MARIE
It’s dark. The town is there.
WOYZECK
Come Marie. Sit here and enjoy the moon.
MARIE
But I have to get back.
27.
WOYZECK
We’ve only just arrived.
MARIE
It’s cold.
WOYZECK
Maybe we should start a fire.
MARIE
No fire. It’s time to head home, Franz.
WOYZECK
You don’t like the moon?
She sits.
WOYZECK
Do you know how long it’s been?
MARIE
Two years since Pentecost.
WOYZECK
And do you know how long it’s going to be?
MARIE
I’ve got to go Franz. I really can’t stay here. The evening dew is falling.
WOYZECK
Almost a year since the battle. A year since I’ve been eating peas and being a part of the
Doctor’s experiment for money. All for money, they stuff me with peas. Money I give to
you. Money I need even after I lost everyone for this town. A full year Marie.
MARIE
What are you talking about?!
Silence.
WOYZECK
Nothing.
28.
MARIE
The moon. Why is the moon so red?
WOYZECK
Red. Like a bloody blade.
MARIE
Franz...
CARNIVAL BARKER
I know what you’re thinking. How could he? How could a man do such an act? But
maybe, we should ask, how or why did I make this a part of our show? But if we didn’t
incorporate this. Would we really see the descent on the human mind? Would our show
really live up to its name without this? After-all, what causes a human to reach their
breaking point? To what point does one say enough is enough? Would I have done this?
No. Would you? No. Most of us wouldn’t. But somewhere, deep within the mind, others
let it break their spirit and will. However, we are now about to witness the real, Finale.
Woyzeck enters.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Woyzeck. We’ve been waiting for you.
WOYZECK
I... I...
CARNIVAL BARKER
Oh, we know Franz. We know.
29.
WOYZECK
Is this all... just a part of the show?
CARNIVAL BARKER
A very real show, Franz.
EVERYONE
A very real show.
WOYZECK
I don’t want to be a part of this show anymore. How do you make it stop? I wan’t it to
stop.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Talk to him. He knows.
WOYZECK
Andres...
WOYZECK
Andres.
ANDRES
Woyzeck. You’re here again.
Silence.
ANDRES
Did you stop the dancing, Woyzeck?
WOYZECK
I did. With this.
ANDRES
Now what?
WOYZECK
I want it all to stop. I want the show to end. I want the voices to go away. I want them to
shut up.
ANDRES
First. You remove your boots and socks.
Woyzeck does.
ANDRES
Now, you take it back... and...
WOYZECK
And....
ANDRES
And join me in the river.
WOYZECK
I saw you Andres. In the river. You looked...
ANDRES
I know.
WOYZECK
Was this always my destiny, Andres?
31.
ANDRES
A man has the power of free will, Woyzeck. Sometimes, life prevents us from choosing
wisely but that’s nor here or there. You chose what you chose.
WOYZECK
The voices, Andres. I want to stop the voices.
ANDRES
Then stop them.
ANDRES
You’re finally in the river, Woyzeck. Finally in the river.
CARNIVAL BARKER
Well, well, well, there we have it. The descent of the human mind. Human suffering at its
finest. Thank you all for coming to our show. Any and all tickets for our future shows
will be available in the lobby. We hope you enjoyed your stay at our Carnival and hope to
see you back. Our next show is sure to dazzle.