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@CHARACTERS
ANSH [B-PHARM ]

MANSI [D PHARM]

Dr. NISHANT [PHARM.D]

Dr. RAJ [MEDICAL DOCTOR]

CHACHI JII [PATIENT]

MANOJ [ AS BABU RAO STYLE]

BINOD [AS BINOD FORM PANCHAYAT]

SHARMA JII [PATIENT 2]

Narration:
“Namaskar aur swagat hai aap sabka! Aaj hum lekar aaye hain ek
aisi kahani jo hasi-mazaak se bhari hai, lekin message se bhi
strong hai. Yeh kahani hai hamare pharmacy professionals ki –
jahan B. Pharm, D. Pharm, aur Pharm.D ke heroes apna-apna alag
role dikhate hain.
Haan doston, har pharmacist ka apna ek khas kaam hota hai – koi
davai banata hai, koi samjhata hai, koi patient counselling karta
hai, aur koi doctor ke saath milke treatment ko safe banata hai.
Aur iss drama ka maksad hai aapko yeh dikhana ki different
pharmacists ki different roles kitne zaroori hain healthcare mein.
Gaon ki galliyon se lekar laboratory tak, chai ki tapri se lekar
medical camp tak… aaj aap dekhenge ki doctor aur pharmacist ka
milan hi asli ‘healthcare ka jadoo’ hai.
Toh taiyaar ho jaaiye – thodi comedy hogi, thoda drama hoga, aur
beech-beech mein aapko milenge kuch hatke characters jo aapko
hansaayenge bhi aur samjhaayenge bhi.
Toh chaliye suru karte hai THE GREAT INDIAN PHARMACY-CH..
CONFUSSION

Narration:
“Gaon ke Sarkari hostital ke pass, ek purana chai ka thela… aur
wahin baith ke Binod aur Manoj apna ‘khaini aur chai’ ka lecture
de rahe hain. Yeh wahi jagah hai jahan politics bhi hoti hai,
health discussion bhi hota hai, aur free gyaan ka unlimited refill
bhi milta hai. Lekin aaj ka din thoda alag hone wala hai… kyunki
naye doctor sahab ki entry hone wali hai!”naye Dr sahab joo ki
dr Nishant joo ki clinical pharmacist hai,dekhete hai kaisi hoti
hai unki mulakat gaon walo se…

SCENE 1 [at tea stall]

[ at a tea stall where Manoj & Binod is already seatting and
making tobacco]

BINOD- ( to manoj) aye Bhaiya jaante hai aaj haspatal mai

nayaka dactar sahab aay hai wo sab ko kon sa dawai kaise
khana hai kab khana hai or kitna khana hai sabb batate hai.
Pahale wale dactar sahab to e sab nahi batate the,wo to bas
dawai likh k bhej dete the.
MANOJ- are binod tumko nahi pata hai e doctor sahab alag
padhai kr kea aay hai, inko sab pata ha kon sa dawai kaise
khana hai or usse hota kya hai.
Pahle wale dactar sahab to khali iilaj naa karte the……

[sharma jii arrived and coughing]

MANOJ – are sharma jii kya ho gaya tabtyet kuch thik nahi lag
raha……
SHARMA JII- are kya batay manoj do din se khasi or sar dard
se parashan h, hmm teen-teen baar dawai le rahe hai fir v thik
nahi hoo rhea hai
BINOD- are sharma jii dawai see kya hota hai ek cup kadak
chai pee ligie saab thik ho gayga…
MANOJ- chupp budbakk chai se kya hota hai [IN BABU RAO
STYLE] jaa jaa ke meri batli se doo ghut maar lee…
RANDOM PERSON- dhumrpaan or madhyapaan sehat k lie
hani karak hai…………..
Aye binod thoda khaini hamko v de doo…
SHARMA JII – kyu darru pine se khasi chali jaygi kya…
MANOJ- are darru mai mere baap ka garage chala gaya, pura
property chala gaya,khud mera baap chala gaya ye khasi kya
chij hai.

[Dr Nishant arrived]

MANOJ – are e too nayka dactar sahab hai….aaye aaye sir
baithaiye.
BINOD- khaini khaiya gaa…
DR NISHANT- hmm tumko khaini khane wala dikhte hair re.
MANOJ-are padhe likhe aadmi hai chai pite honge…..
Aay bhutkun doo cup chai lao…. kadak
( manoj to sharma jii) sharma jii e naya walle dactar sahab hai
inse puch naa ligie dawai kee baare mai
DR NISHANT- are sharma jii kya ho gaya tabyat thik nahi hai
kya
SHARMA JII- haa dr sahab do din se khasi or sar dard se
parashan h, din me char char baar dawai kha rhe h phir bhi thik
nhi ho rha h
DR NISHANT- are sharma jii aise nahi krna hota h agar koi
dawa do baar khana ho to wo doo baar he khana chahie aap to
sab garbar kr digie gaa….or haa bhaiya jii hm sune hai ke aap
inko chai or daaru se thik kr rhe the….tab to medical science
mai dawa banana he band kr dena chahie…
BINOD- hum to bas aise he bool diye the wo chai pine see
thoda mann or pet dono fresh hoo jata hai….
DR NISHANT- sharma jii aap mujhe apni dawai dikhaie mai
batata huu kab or kaise leni hai…..(dr nishant after chacking his
medicine) are sharma jii ye dawai aap kaha se lee liye…
SHARMA JII- are dactar sahab ye dawai humare kothi pr rakha
hua tha isi dawai se 2 saal pehle humre bauji thik hue the isliye
hum bhi kha liye
DR NISHANT- yahi to galti kar diye aise he koi v dawai nahi
khani chahiye… yahi wajah se to aap thik nahi hoo paa rahe
hai. Ek baar aap hospital aa kar dr sahab se dihkwa ligie….wo
sahi dawai bata denge…
SHARMA JII – are dr sahab aacha hua hum aapse mil liye nhi
to hmm aise he pareshan ho rahe hote….dhanyabaad aapka.

Narration:
“Ab scene shift hota hai gaon ki pharmacy pe. Yaha pe hai Mansi – hamari
community pharmacist.j aha Roz koi na koi ajeeb-o-gareeb bimari lekar aa
jaata hai… koi ‘farfarahat’ ki problem leke, to koi ‘solution’ dhoondhne.
Lekin pharmacy ke counter pe sirf dawa nahi, thoda pyar, thoda
samjhaana… aur kabhi kabhi bhagane ka bhi kaam hota hai!”

Scene 2-MEDICAL STORE

[chachi jii arrived at medical shop ]
 CHACHI JII- [week old lady with a stick enters in pharmacy]
are beta…kuch acha nahi lag raha hai…
MANSI- kyu kya ho gaya chachi jii…
CHACHI JII- are wo body mai sensation hoor aha hai…
MANSI- kaise sensation
CHACHI JII- sensation jaise
kee….sarsarahat,thartharat,kakpkaphat,dapmagahat,gudgudah
at, Farfarahat….
MANSI – are chachi jii bas bas…ye to badi trending bimari ho
gai hai aapko, pahle v kabhi aisa hua hai kya…
CHACHI JII- haa beta…jab se tumhare chacha gaye hai tab se
he ho rha hai mujhe…docter se dikhai the unhone kuch chini
wali bimari batai thi or dawai v dee thi…par maine dawai chor
dee
MANSI- are chachi jii aise chini ke bimari me dawai nhi chorte.
Aap ek baar phir se doctor sahab se dikha lijiye.
(Kamlesh arrives to the shop)
KAMLESH- Are madam subh se solution nhi mila h. dimag
chakra hi gya h bilkul. Koi aisi dawai dedo jisse maja aa jaaye.
MANSI- are aisehi koi dawai thode na mil jata h. kya naam h
tumhara.
KAMLESHHHHH……
MANSI- Kamlesh! Kaha se aay ho
KAMLESH- bhopaallll…
MANSI- Bhopal se yaha kaise aaye.
KAMLESH- bhag ke dhun dhun dhun dhun nnnnn….
MANSI- are bhago yaha se. yaha AISA kuch nhi milta
(Kamlesh run by saying dhun dhun dhun dhun…… and chachi
ji came again)
CHACHI JI- are beta tumne bola tha na doctor sahab ko
dikhane ko. Doctor sahab ne ye dawai likh kr diya h tu ek baar
dekh le beta.
MANSI- ha chachi ji mai dekh kr de deti hu. (mansi gives the
medicine after checking the prescription). Chachi ji ye lijiye
aapki dawa.
CHACHI JI- are beta ye bata to de khana kaise h.
MANSI- ji chachi ji yahi to mera kaam h (mansi explains the
medication and parhej )
CHAGHI JII- are chini…chini kyu nahi khana…
MANSI- are chachi chini khaogi to chacha k pass paunch
gayogi.
CHACHI JI- {DISAPPOINT. }thik h beta. Ab mai aisa hi karungi.
Bahu ki ragging v to leni h .
NARATION
“Agla manzar hai ek laboratory ka… jahan Ansh, hamara
research pharmacist, Breaking Bad ke junior Walter White
banke baithe hain. Chemicals, test tubes , ek chamakta hua
solution… aur dil mein ek hi sapna: duniya badal dene wali
DAWAI ka launch! Par sawal yeh hai… yeh dawa insaan ko
superman banayegi ya ansh ko phychatrisdt k pass paunchaigi.

Scene 3-ANSH’S LAB

[ANSH kaa lab. machine ki awaz. Ek purani kursi. Table pe
chemicals and glasswares. Ansh lab coat,protective glasses and
gloves pehan ke kaam kr raha hai with a glowing solution in
hand.]
[ansh is working in his lab and suddenly dr raj is arrived] .
Dr. Raj: Oye Ansh… yeh kya disco light le ke baitha hai tu lab mein? Aur
goggles toh dekho janab kee…pura breaking bad ka setup lag raha hai…
Ansh: Doctor Sahab! Presenting… "Pharmageddon-27" – ek aisi dawa, jo
duniya badal degi!
Dr. Raj: Naam sun ke lag raha hai duniya khatam ho rahi hai…. dawa
launch ho rahi hai ya Avengers ka koi villan aa raha hai?
Ansh: are Yeh koi normal injection nahi hai! Yeh insomnia treat karega,
metabolism boost karega, hair fall rokega… aur bonus: abs!
Dr. Raj: Kyaaa?! Matlab tu keh raha hai banda sone ke baad neend bhi
puri karega, motaapa bhi gaya, ganjapan bhi gaya… aur uthega six-pack
ke saath?
Ansh: Bilkul! Aur trial wale chuhe toh gym jaane lage hain!
Dr. Raj: chuhe gym jaa rahe hain?! Protein shake bhi dete ho kya?
Ansh: Ethically sourced protein, Himalayan silajit... aur thoda sa…
chamgadar ka thook.
Dr. Raj: ek taraf Chuhe ka gym chal raha hai, aur dusri taraf tu lab ka
naam chaupat kar raha hai.! chamgadar ka thook.?! Tu thik toh hai?
Ansh: Arre chill, woh bats ne khud sign kiya tha consent form pe!
Dr. Raj: Who tu pichli baar kya laaya tha syrup jaisa? jise peeke gupta
ji ne 3 ghante tak salsa kiya tha!
Ansh: wo Side effect tha! Par kitna graceful dance tha na?
Dr. Raj: Aur uske pehle… woh ointment… jis se patient khud mixer
grinder ban gya tha!
Ansh: Innovative tha or Efficient bhi!
Dr. Raj: Tu mujhe jail bhijwa ke hi dum lega.
Ansh: Raj bhai, ek baar isse try kar. Main bandaro ko chhoti si dose de
chuka hoon.
Dr. Raj: Tu bandaro pe trial kar raha tha?!
Ansh: haa bhai Ab toh woh insano ke tarah subha uthte hain, Akhbaar
padhte hain, aur unko Wi-Fi ki smell aati hai.
Dr. Raj: Smell of Wi-Fi? Iska naam Pharmageddon hai ya telepathic-27?
Ansh: Dekh Raj… agar tu prescribe kare, aur main invent karun… toh kya
jodi banegi!
Dr. Raj: haa Tu invent Karega or main apology letter likhta rahu. Kya
zabardast combo hai bhai.
Ansh: Picture this: Doctor Raj and Pharmacist Ansh. ekdum breaking bad
type vibe.
Dr. Raj: Haan… title hoga: "How NOT To Treat Patients."
Ansh: oye pata hai Next version mein Monday blues bhi cure hoga.
Pharmageddon-28. Coming soon.
Dr. Raj: bhai Usme agar free Wi-Fi aur printer repair bhi ho... toh mujhe
bhi ek vial de dena.
Ansh:Done! Ek for you, ek gupta ji ke kutte ke liye.
Dr. Raj: kutte?! Tu kutto pe bhi trial kar raha hai?
Ansh: Usne mujhe aankhon se haan bola tha!
Dr Raj: bhai tu ye sab chor or mere saath psychiatrist kee pass chal.

Narration:
“Aur ab drama ka sabse important part – gaon ka medical
camp! Ek school ke aangan mein banner lag chuka hai: ‘Swasth
Gaon, Samruddh Gaon!’ Yahan ek taraf hai doctors,
pharmacists aur unka teamwork… aur dusri taraf gaon waale
apni funny problems leke line mein khade. Yeh camp sirf dawa
nahi, ek message bhi dene wala hai – ki healthcare ek
teamwork hai, jahan doctor aur pharmacist ek dusre ke bina
adhoore hain.”

SCENE 4-MEDICAL CAMP

(A village school courtyard with a banner: “Free Medical Camp
– Swasth Gaon, Samruddh Gaon!” All four are arranging tables,
boxes, and banners.)
Dr. Raj : “Sab taiyyar hai? Patients kabhi bhi aane wale hain.
Please professional dikho… hum circus nahi chalate.”
Mansi : Sir, aap tension mat lo. Main already OPD ki star
pharmacist banne wali hoon. Ek hi din mein sab gaon waale
mujhse ‘madam, ek strip aur de do’ bolenge.”
Dr. Nishant : (Adjusting files seriously) Mansi, dispensing is
not a joke. Har ek dose guideline ke according hona chahiye.
Mere clinical notes ke bina dawa nahi chalegi.”
Ansh :(Excited, holding a flashy box) Guys, guidelines toh
theek hai… lekin asli star toh main hoon! Presenting…
Pharmageddon-27! Yeh insomnia treat karega, metabolism
boost karega, hair fall rokega… aur bonus: abs banayega! Free
mein Salman Khan jaisi body!”
Mansi: Wah! Matlab ek tablet khaaye aur Ranveer Singh ban ja
aye? Are you making drug or Pantjali ka shampoo?”
Dr. Nishant:(Sternly, folding arms) Ansh! Tumhe pata hai na…
har drug ko double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial se
guzarna padta hai? Safety data kahan hai?”
Ansh: Data thoda pending hai… par dekh lo na packaging!
Shiny gold letters… villager ko lagega asli magic yahi hai.”
Dr. Raj: Yeh medical camp hai ya Nukkad ka TV ad? Mujhe
patient treat karne do,…… tum log Instagram reel banane wale
ho kya?”
[Villagers Arrive]
(Background sound: villagers coughing, some with
handkerchiefs, one old man shouting “Doctor saab, mera BP
check karo!”)
Villager1: (offstagevoice) “Doctor saab, raat ko neend nahi
aati!”
Ansh:(Immediately jumping forward) Perfect candidate! Uncle
ji, ek Pharmageddon-27 lo. Neend aayegi, metabolism tez hoga,
aur kal se aap gym trainer ban jaoge!”
Mansi:(Pulling him back) Arre ruk ja, Scientist of the Year!
Pehle unki history toh le lo. Main hu community pharmacist –
mujhe aata hai patient counselling. Uncle ji, pehle yeh batao,
chai kitni peete ho roz?”
Villager 1: Beta, din mein bas 14 cup…”
Dr. Nishant:(Shocked) 14 cup?! Sirf chai band kar do, insomnia
theek ho jayega. Yeh koi drug ka case hi nahi hai!”
VILLIGER 1- E toh aalge fraud hai….hamko chai pine se mana
kar raha hai…
[Mukesh arrived in camp]
Mukesh : are doctar sahab aacha kiya…aap yaha khud aa
gaye ,hmm to Sahar jaa jaa ke pareshan ho gay the..
Dr Raj: are bhai sahab kya hogaya kyu pareshan ho rahe the…
Mukesh :kya batay sir [music 1 plays( Darde disco) ]
Dr Raj: are Ansh bhai thoda decode to karna
Dr Nishant- are dr raj isse nahi hoga ruko mai karta huu…..ye
to ANGINA ka case lag raha hai
MUKESH- sahi pakde hai Dr saab….sahar mai v hamko aisa he
kuch batay the.
Dr Raj- are bhai sahab iske lie too aapko Sahar he aana
padega…
MUKESH: kya Dr sahab kabhi yaha…kabhi waha, ye medical
camp hai yaa SBI bank….hunnh.
Villager 2- aree bhai yaha kisi ke pass sar dard ke dawai hai
kya …mera sar dard se fata jaa raha hai…
MANSI: haa haa bilkul hai…aapna naam yaha likhwa do…or ye
loo sar dard ke dawai,ise pani ke saath lee lena
[person takes the medicine,have it,and do a head stand]
Dr RAJ- are are are ye kya karr rahe hoo….
Villager 2- are dactar sahab sar dard ke dawai khai hai sar mai
nahi jayga to thik kaise hoga
ANSH- are bahi aise too aapki khopri ulti-palti hoo jaayegi….
Dr Nishant- bhaisahab aisa nahi hota hai,dawai sar main apne
aap hi chali jaati h.
Villiger 2-aachaaaa,hmm to bekare naa 2-2 ghanta aise khara
rahate the…thik hai hmm chalte hai.
[everything backs to normal,camp continues,patients visiting in
queue,suddenly Kamlesh arrived]
KAMLESH- mdm ji ye 2 rupay wali goli kitne kee di…
Mansi- are yaha dawai free me milti h
KAMLESH- are waah phir to aap mujhe sari dawaiya de do
uske baad mujhe solution ke liye majdoori nhi krni padegi
MANSI- yaha dawaiya aisehi nhi milti pehle doctor ko dikhana
hota h. tujhe to pehle bhi bhagaya tha na jaa yaha se
(Kamlesh run by saying…..[Link])
Dr. Raj: [Link] hai teamwork – doctor diagnosis, clinical
pharmacist guideline, community pharmacist counselling… aur
research pharmacist ko abhi thoda shaant rehna chahiye.”
Ansh: Fine… toh main kya karu? Apna drug Gaon ki gali mein
bechu? Pharmageddon le lo, abs free!”
Mansi: (Teasing) Ya phir tel laga ke ‘Dawaiyon ka Daler Mehndi’
ban jao – Bolo tara rara, abs banwa lo zara!”
Dr. Nishant: Ansh, bas! Agar tumne ek aur patient pe apni
drug try ki, toh main tumhari report ko FDA bhej dunga.
Blacklist ho jaoge.”
Dr. Raj: Dekha? Isi liye bolta hoon – Pharmacists ke bina doctor
adhoora hai, aur doctor ke bina pharmacists ka hungama hai.
Teamwork hi asli medicine hai.”
Mansi: Toh samajh gaye na? Har dawa har problem ka solution
nahi hota.”
Dr. Nishant: Correct! Right patient, right drug, right dose –
that’s the real mantra.”
Ansh: Thik hai thik hai… main maan gaya. Lekin ek din
Pharmageddon duniya badal dega. Tab tum sab mere
autograph maangoge!”
Dr. Raj: Autograph chhod, abhi chhata le lo. Villagers line mein
khade hain – asli camp shuru karte hain!”
(sudedenly mansi sees chachi jii)
MANSI: are chachi jii aap yaha….kaisi hai aab aapki tabyet
CHACHI JII- are beta aab to mai [music 2 plays]
Mansi: are chachi jii bas bas mai samaji gai.
Narration:
“Bas doston, yahi tha hamara chhota sa safar ek gaon ke
medical camp ka. Humne dekha ki health sirf ek doctor ya ek
dawa se nahi banti… iske peeche hota hai ek pura teamwork –
doctor ka diagnosis, clinical pharmacist ka guidance,
community pharmacist ka counselling, aur research pharmacist
ki nayi soch.
Gaon ho ya sheher, asli sehat tabhi aati hai jab hum apni
medicines ko samajh ke, sahi waqt pe, sahi dose mein lete
hain. Aur yaad rakhiye… health mein shortcut ka koi option
nahi hota – na ‘chai se khansi ka ilaaj’, na ‘daaru se solution’.
So agle baar jab dawa haath mein ho, yaad rakhna – knowledge
hi asli power hai. Aur teamwork hi asli medicine hai.
(With a smile) Aur haan… agar kabhi koi bole ‘Pharmageddon-
27 lo, bonus abs free!’… to bas hans ke kehna – ‘Bhaiya, FDA
approval dikhaiye pehle!’”