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This document is about the love story between two armadillos named Tex and Tammy, and a cat named Bette who tries to destroy their relationship. It also introduces several other characters like a French snail, a squirrel from Texas, and a cockroach, and poses questions about whether Tex and Tammy's relationship will be accepted, if Bette will learn to balance love and lust, and if the other characters will pass French class.

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This document is about the love story between two armadillos named Tex and Tammy, and a cat named Bette who tries to destroy their relationship. It also introduces several other characters like a French snail, a squirrel from Texas, and a cockroach, and poses questions about whether Tex and Tammy's relationship will be accepted, if Bette will learn to balance love and lust, and if the other characters will pass French class.

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bienvenue!
This web site is about much more than just French grammar. It is also about the epic love story of Tex and
Tammy, two star-struck armadillos, and Bette, the sex kitten bent on destroying their love. In addition to this
ménage à trois, the cast of characters include Edouard, a pretentious French snail, Joe-Bob, a dim-witted squirrel
from College Station, and Corey, a cockroach who prefers getting high and watching the X-Files on TV to doing his
French homework.

Will Tex's and Tammy's union ever be legally sanctioned? Will Bette ever learn to balance the erotic and the
platonic? Will Edouard ever get over his antipathy for Texas barbeque? Will Joe-Bob and Corey ever pass French
101? And will Tex ever integrate the competing forces of his complex Franco-American identity?

Come explore the world of Tex and find the answers to life's important questions. Bon voyage!

Je suis poète ... et quelquefois tuteur à Je suis la copine de Tex. J'adore


l'université du Texas. Je déteste la culture l'université du Texas.
populaire américaine.

Je suis un escargot français et j'adore la Je suis de College Station. J'aime la bière!


cuisine française.

Je suis un cafard déprimé. J'adore Je suis étudiante. J'adore les hommes.


l'insecticide.
Je suis cadien. J'aime mon petit-fils Tex. Je suis une fourmi sérieuse. Je suis de
Laredo. J'aime les pique-niques.

© 2004 • department of french & italian • liberal arts ITS • university of texas at austin updated: 27 May 04

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