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Green Men vs. Ducks: A Comedic Skit

Green Man 4 and 3 are attacked by ducks in scene 1. In scene 2, Green Man 1 and 2 discuss ducks until Green Man 1 spots a duck behind a wall, alarming Green Man 2. In scene 3, Green Man 1 searches for the duck but trips and screams in frustration.

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Green Men vs. Ducks: A Comedic Skit

Green Man 4 and 3 are attacked by ducks in scene 1. In scene 2, Green Man 1 and 2 discuss ducks until Green Man 1 spots a duck behind a wall, alarming Green Man 2. In scene 3, Green Man 1 searches for the duck but trips and screams in frustration.

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Script

Scene 1
Green Man 4 and 3 walk across on to screen from the right hand side in a
well-lit area and they keep walking across screen until they reach the
middle, then 6 ducks come up behind them and begin to attack them be
jumping on them and knocking them down.
GREEN MAN 4
(Screams) AAARRRRHHHH!!!!
GREEN MAN 3
(Screams) AAARRRRHHHH!!!!

Scene 2
Green Man 1 and 2 walk on screen from the right hand side and get to about
across the screen then they begin to talk to each other in a nice relaxed
tone.
GREEN MAN 1
So, how you holding up?
GREEN MAN 2
Ive been okay, like come on their only
ducks.
GREEN MAN 1
Yeah I know what you mean.
GREEN MAN 1
Oh look there it is.
GREEN MAN 2
Oh yeah (says in a surprised way)
Green Man 1 and 2 begin to walk over to the wall that is
stationed at the side of them.
GREEN MAN 2
arh this is nice.
Green Man 1 looks around the corner and notices a duck.
GREEN MAN 1

Fudge!

GREEN MAN 2
what is it?
GREEN MAN 1
(Says with concern, pointing at duck)
there is a duck behind the wall.
GREEN MAN 2
really? (pause.) Awww its adorable!
GREEN MAN 1
(says with greater concern)
Oh My God.
GREEN MAN 2
(says softly)
aww you so cute! Oh wait no. No
NOOOOO!!! (Slight pause) aarrrhh
GREEN MAN 1
(lifts hand to cover face while looking down)
gasps

Scene 3
GREEN MAN 1
(lifts up arm)
Wait, what? Where did it go?
GREEN MAN 1
(Simulates the movements of running)
Panting
Green man 1 trips and his face hits the floor he looks
up.
GREEN MAN 1
(clenches fist and hits the floor with his fist)
well, bleep
GREEN MAN 1
screams.

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