[ Featuring The Bullet Babies ]
Woho! Finally!
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Just the person I've been waiting to see.
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I have to correct some earlier statements, actually,
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It seems I spoke a bit too hastily
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About me being paranoid, because apparently,
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As it has been brought to my attention recently,
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And the latest time made it clear for even me to see,
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That my behavior, obviously,
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Is due to paranoid schizophreny,
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And that is just one of the things going on with me.
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They said I was paranoid
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Rightfully!
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That was a correct diagnosis of me,
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But there was actually
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A whole lot more stuff, not just two or three.
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I had a drug-induced psychodidilditty
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From a massive overdose of hospital tea,
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And that is what finally sent me
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Over the edge, tumbling into insanity.
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I landed on a giant manatee,
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Who was kind enough to transport me
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To an office where I was served more tea,
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And then who stepped through the door? I could not believe it to be -
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The green cat! A reunion could not have been more happy.
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We talked for hours, I think it was close to three,
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When we were abruptly cut off by the dragon and his siren: wewewewe!
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I knew that it meant that the time had come for me
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To make my way onward - see you later, green cat, arrivederci.
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They said I was delusional
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Rightfully!
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That was a correct diagnosis of me,
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But there was actually
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A whole lot more stuff, I think they counted 23.
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Well, the exact figure ain't that clear to me,
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But it appears that I finally
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Have now returned to reality.
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On that, even all of the doctors now agree,
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And I will try to do what is needed of me
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For me to return to my sanity,
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So I can finally be set free.
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And this time there will be no one chasing me,
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And I can go wherever I want to be.
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